Funny story:  Argentina Say They Would Invade Falklands If It Wasn't For Royal Navy's Nuclear Submarines

Argentina Say They Would Invade Falklands If It Wasn't For Royal Navy's Nuclear Submarines

Argentine President (the hot looking one, give or take twenty years - actually not give, I mean take, don't add twenty years, that would be hideous, no take twenty years away from her then she would be not bad, anyway..), whats her name, anyway, has announced she would "bomb the shit out of the Falkland Islands" if it wasn't for the fact that the UK had a nuclear arsenal! "That Thatcher film h...
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Funny story:  Ke$ha Gets 'Down & Dirty'

Ke$ha Gets 'Down & Dirty'

Ke$ha opens up wide in the March issue of Glitz magazine, ditching her garbage bin look for… something that resembles a person who regularly takes showers, uses soap and rinses. Inside she blabbers on about her obsession for peekaboo penis and pro...
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Funny story:  River cottage arson attack?

River cottage arson attack?

Foppish pig fiddler Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was today at the centre of an arson inquiry, after the landmark river cottage was burnt down. Curly haired Hugh a celebrity chef known for his trademark lack of food hygiene and eating pigs testicles...
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Funny story:  Australia Lays Claim to North Pole

Australia Lays Claim to North Pole

Canberra, Australia - Add Australia to the growing list of countries that are claiming the Arctic sea bed as a part of their national territory. Most of the countries that previously claimed that the Arctic was theirs, however, are in proximity to...
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Funny story:  Obama, in Effort to Cut Defense Costs While Appeasing Republicans, Ditches Missile Defense for NY Giants Defense

Obama, in Effort to Cut Defense Costs While Appeasing Republicans, Ditches Missile Defense for NY Giants Defense

Washington, DC - President Obama, facing pressure from within his party to cut defense spending while feeling the heat from the GOP to keep America's armed forces strong, launched a major initiative today. The new strategy involves ditching the cost...
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Funny story:  GOP Candidates Adopt New Method to Attract Votes - Win Over Kids, Get Parents' Support

GOP Candidates Adopt New Method to Attract Votes - Win Over Kids, Get Parents' Support

The race for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination continues to heat up. Putative front-runner Mitt Romney credits his recent success to his campaign's effort to appeal to the hearts and minds of American adults through their children. To do so,...
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Funny story:  Fabio Capello steps down as England manager

Fabio Capello steps down as England manager

Fabio Capello has resigned as England manager, the Football Association has confirmed. It is believed that Fabio wants to spend more time with his family. A source told BBC today "Fabio is a pensioner - working two weeks in the summer will be...
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Funny story:  Tourette's Syndrome Epidemic Blamed On Demon

Tourette's Syndrome Epidemic Blamed On Demon

Buffalo, NY-- A bizarre Tourette's Syndrome epidemic that has hit upstate New York is now blamed on a demon. Over fifty teen-aged girls have been hit with the malady since the beginning of the year. Doctors are now advising patients to contact thei...
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Funny story:  Louisville - Mayor Fischer To Use Convicted Felons As Police Officers

Louisville - Mayor Fischer To Use Convicted Felons As Police Officers

Louisville KY. - Mayor Greg Fischer's recommended spending plan for the 2012-2013 fiscal year that will begin July 1, 2012 and ending June 31, 2013, has a total $712 million in spending. This spending included strategic investments in job creation, p...
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Funny story:  Airbus A380 has cracks in it's wings, but only small ones, so they're safe!

Airbus A380 has cracks in it's wings, but only small ones, so they're safe!

Passengers boarding the Airbus A380 can rest assured that although the wings of the planes have cracks in, they're so small it doesn't matter because the jumbo jet has huge wings and small cracks don't matter! The EASA (European aviation securtiy...
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Funny story:  Queen Cleared Harry Redknapp Says Portsmouth Superfan

Queen Cleared Harry Redknapp Says Portsmouth Superfan

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp was cleared of tax evasion by a jury at Southwark Crown Court today. He spoke of his relief at the end of the five-year ordeal concerning an off-shore bank account and accusations of bungs over the sale of...
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Funny story:  Dodgy crème brûlée suspected behind River Cottage blaze

Dodgy crème brûlée suspected behind River Cottage blaze

Axminster, Devon - For once you can't blame his classic organic placenta pot au feu for catching fire and burning to the ground Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Riverside Cottage cookery school. Firemen who fought the former threshing barn blaze last...
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Funny story:  Auto-Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims "Nipple Slip" pop star Mark Lowton

Auto-Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims "Nipple Slip" pop star Mark Lowton

A new automated submissions system is being trialled on The Spoof website to help writers add in all the required tagging information to their stories. Over the last few years, writers submitting a story on the site have had to complete a form, en...
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Funny story:  Rock & Royal for Jubilee

Rock & Royal for Jubilee

For want of something constructive to do between tours, reject X-Factor 'judge' and would be singa' Gary 'shortarse' Barlow has been given the job of cobbling together yet another Royal Concert. In preparation for the upcoming 'Diamond Jubilee Ro...
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Funny story:  NHS Safe With Tories

NHS Safe With Tories

The famous No Hosptitals Scheme (NHS) is now considered safe with the Tories. 'People should be looked after at home by private companies who can make a profit and boost the economy' declared David Cameron as Backbenchers cheered 'You always get a...
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Funny story:  Harry for West Ham Sensation

Harry for West Ham Sensation

Harry Redknapp, now cleared of accusations against him of avoiding tax, has become front runner to take over as manager at West Ham. Ths will leave Sam Allardyce free to take the England Manager's job as Fabio Capello seeks to become Manager of Engla...
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Funny story:  Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv...
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Funny story:  Princess Kate Sends Wills's Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic

Princess Kate Sends Wills's Wardrobe In Express Delivery To South Atlantic

The Duchess of Cambridge has emptied Prince William's wardrobe of his best suits and some casual wear and despatched them post haste to the South Atlantic. The move is in direct response to sabre rattling by Argentine President Cristina Kirchner w...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...
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Funny story:  BBC warns against 'fat extremist' slur

BBC warns against 'fat extremist' slur

London - Journalists at the Corporation have been barred from calling the grossly obese - such as bankers - 'fat cats' after some City big wigs lost a bit of weight over January. The move follows a complaint from a once portly RBS director who poi...
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Funny story:  Donegal Drivers Most Helpful

Donegal Drivers Most Helpful

Drivers In Donegal are Ireland's most chivalrous according to an experiment conducted last week. AA Rescue recently published results of a survey showing that Donegal drivers were most likely to come to the aid of a driver in distress at the roads...
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Funny story:  The Lady Vanishes

The Lady Vanishes

French police today appealed to Scotland Yard for urgent assistance, following reports that a Calais woman has apparently vanished without trace. Mariette LaVache was last seen berating neighbours and howling at the moon in her native Calais, but...
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Funny story:  Local Man Calls For Adele To Be Banned From Radio Station

Local Man Calls For Adele To Be Banned From Radio Station

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that he is to lobby a local radio station, and even be a nuisance if necessary, if the station concerned don't stop playing Adele tracks every other song, all day every day. Shuttlecock explained that...
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Funny story:  Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

BEVERLY HILLS - Russell Brand was in town having his hair tended to by his favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue, owner of the famed Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. As he sat in his chair talking to FuFi he heard a song by Christina Aguilera pla...
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Funny story:  Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Johnny can't read: mistakes morning-after pill in college vending machine for Sweet Tarts

Shippensburg, Pa. - Little Johnny Waters, the 11-year-old brother of Suzanne Waters of Somerset, PA, got a little more bang for the buck than he'd anticipated. Sitting around bored while visiting his sister, a sophomore at Shippensburg University,...
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Funny story:  The Dorking Sentinel: Letters To The Editor

The Dorking Sentinel: Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, Here I am again (oh no I hear you cry!) with the latest from my researches into the history of the Dorking Sentinels. (For any readers who are not Dorking-bred, and are unaware of the tradition after which your newspaper is named, the Sentinels were originally guardians put in place to watch for the coming of the Danes. After Ethelfrith The Unsteady defeated the Norse King Wolfram...
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Funny story:  Kimmie 'Cries The Blues'

Kimmie 'Cries The Blues'

Don't let the bikini Twitter pic fool you or any on else. Nor the vow that she's totally committed to "new beginnings, somewhere, somehow and someplace."  The totally shocking revelation is out! Kimmie  Kardishian says she is is totally alone and...
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