Funny story:  75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

75-year-old Nun gives birth to alcoholic 10-year-old

GIDDEEYUP TX (ABSNN) -- A 75-yesr-old Marlboroite sister, Mary Agnes Agony, reportedly gave birth to a fully developed 10-year-old child Sunday afternoon "after only ten-minutes of labor," said Fr. Mack Beth, the OB-GYN surgeon who delivered the chil...
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Funny story:  Cops Call Time On Good Time Girl

Cops Call Time On Good Time Girl

Call girl to the stars, Jenny Tillwart, yesterday called time on her career as a provider of pleasure blaming police harassment for her decision. Jenny, 96, claims that her knocking shop has been raided every week for the last three months after s...
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Funny story:  Americans are tired of  'better love and marriage' books

Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...
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Funny story:  Grammar dogs for the uneducated

Grammar dogs for the uneducated

The blind receive help from Seeing Eye dogs, the deaf get help from hearing ear dogs and the tastebudless get help from tasting tongue dogs. Now a new initiative is helping one of the forgotten disabilities: an inability to punctuate and general bad...
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Funny story:  Human life begins in the scrotum: Santorum

Human life begins in the scrotum: Santorum

The possibility of arriving at the Republican Convention without a clear-cut leader has become more of a probability since Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney have begun engaging in a pissing contest as to who is more conservative than the other. In rea...
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Funny story:  Rondo and Dwight Howard Burn Up the Hardwood

Rondo and Dwight Howard Burn Up the Hardwood

For those keeping abreast of such activities, Rajon Rondo has rekindled his long-simmering friendship with Dwight Howard at the All-Star weekend in Orlando. If you missed it, during one ridiculous session, Rondo and Howard teamed up for a dunk.
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Funny story:  Washington Post's Mensa Invitational (2009)

Washington Post's Mensa Invitational (2009)

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,or changing one letter; and then supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid a...
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Funny story:  Gina Lollo's "cocoa beans" get hot Italian men queueing up for a sizzling cappuccino!

Gina Lollo's "cocoa beans" get hot Italian men queueing up for a sizzling cappuccino!

A Italian barmaid working in a coffee bar, has got local Italian men queuing up for cups of her "sizzling" cappuccinos and the sight of her gorgeous "cocoa beans" hanging out of her very skimpy, sexy outfits. Gina Lollo, makes a mean cuppa cappuc...
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Funny story:  Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait. Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...
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Funny story:  Secret to Ryan Giggs's success: SEX!

Secret to Ryan Giggs's success: SEX!

The amazing Ryan Giggs continues to confound his critics, biology, the footy world, Sir Alex Ferguson - in fact everybody who loves soccer! He has just completed 900 games for United, a feat which will never be surpassed, and still keeps popping u...
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Funny story:  Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...
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Funny story:  Russians Resurrect 30,000 Year Old Cannabis Plant, Putin Smokes It

Russians Resurrect 30,000 Year Old Cannabis Plant, Putin Smokes It

Moscow, Russia-- Russian scientists have succeeded in bringing back to life a 30,000 year-old marijuana plant. The plant's seed was discovered in the pipe of a Neanderthal female in Siberia. Both had been quickly frozen during a massive blizzard.
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Funny story:  Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

Lord Lucan 'still drawing his UK old age pension and winter heating allowance': reports

London - Declared 'legally dead' in October 1999 he even got a free TV licence sent to his Nyang'oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya PO Box address and Christmas cards signed by Mrs Thatcher. This weekend the full extent of UK taxpayer largesse to...
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Funny story:  World's Happiest Couple Reveal The Secret Of A Lasting Relationship

World's Happiest Couple Reveal The Secret Of A Lasting Relationship

The world's happiest couple, Derek and Doreen Plimpton, of Port Isaac, Cornwall, currently basking in the glow of a 60 year long period of marital bliss, today revealed the secret behind their happy union. "I do as I'm told," Derek told reporters.
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Funny story:  Romney Plans to Install Dog Carrier on Top of Air Force One

Romney Plans to Install Dog Carrier on Top of Air Force One

Joint Base Andrews, MD - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today unveiled his plan to install a customized dog carrier on the top of Air Force One if elected president. Romney was seen speaking with mechanics at the hanger that houses...
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Funny story:  My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 26th February 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 26th February 2012

Selected Senior Moments suffered by a Nottingham Senior Citizen. In the hopes of raising a laugh at them, and making them easier to live with. Sunday 19th February 2012 PM * Poured orange juice into tea instead of milk. Monday 20th February 2012 * Yet again caught talking to pigeons as I fed them, this time by a member of the street cleansing crew, who gave me a puzzled and con...
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Funny story:  Nottingham News for W/E Sat 25th February 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E Sat 25th February 2012 - with comments

Sunday 19th February 2012 Topic: Antisocial behaviour - Crime - Cruelty Yobs set dogs on pup tied to fence in St Ann's Source: This is Nottingham - Evening Post Dog control officer Zoe Bestall, who works for Nottingham's Community Protection Directorate said: "She had been secured to the fence with a lead and a number of young males were encouraging Staffordshire Bull Terrier-type dogs to atta...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...
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Funny story:  Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

DALLAS - Khloe Kardashian who with her Dallas Mavericks husband Lamar Odom stars in the reality show Khloe and Lamar says she has been feeling bad that her sister Kim has been depressed lately. It seems that since Kim filed for divorce from her NB...
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