GIDDEEYUP TX (ABSNN) -- A 75-yesr-old Marlboroite sister, Mary Agnes Agony, reportedly gave birth to a fully developed 10-year-old child Sunday afternoon "after only ten-minutes of labor," said Fr. Mack Beth, the OB-GYN surgeon who delivered the chil...
Call girl to the stars, Jenny Tillwart, yesterday called time on her career as a provider of pleasure blaming police harassment for her decision.
Jenny, 96, claims that her knocking shop has been raided every week for the last three months after s...
A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...
The blind receive help from Seeing Eye dogs, the deaf get help from hearing ear dogs and the tastebudless get help from tasting tongue dogs. Now a new initiative is helping one of the forgotten disabilities: an inability to punctuate and general bad...
The possibility of arriving at the Republican Convention without a clear-cut leader has become more of a probability since Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney have begun engaging in a pissing contest as to who is more conservative than the other.
In rea...
For those keeping abreast of such activities, Rajon Rondo has rekindled his long-simmering friendship with Dwight Howard at the All-Star weekend in Orlando.
If you missed it, during one ridiculous session, Rondo and Howard teamed up for a dunk.
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational asked
readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,or changing one letter; and then supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid a...
A Italian barmaid working in a coffee bar, has got local Italian men queuing up for cups of her "sizzling" cappuccinos and the sight of her gorgeous "cocoa beans" hanging out of her very skimpy, sexy outfits.
Gina Lollo, makes a mean cuppa cappuc...
New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait.
Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...
The amazing Ryan Giggs continues to confound his critics, biology, the footy world, Sir Alex Ferguson - in fact everybody who loves soccer!
He has just completed 900 games for United, a feat which will never be surpassed, and still keeps popping u...
According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...
Moscow, Russia-- Russian scientists have succeeded in bringing back to life a 30,000 year-old marijuana plant. The plant's seed was discovered in the pipe of a Neanderthal female in Siberia. Both had been quickly frozen during a massive blizzard.
London - Declared 'legally dead' in October 1999 he even got a free TV licence sent to his Nyang'oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya PO Box address and Christmas cards signed by Mrs Thatcher.
This weekend the full extent of UK taxpayer largesse to...
The world's happiest couple, Derek and Doreen Plimpton, of Port Isaac, Cornwall, currently basking in the glow of a 60 year long period of marital bliss, today revealed the secret behind their happy union.
"I do as I'm told," Derek told reporters.
Joint Base Andrews, MD - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney today unveiled his plan to install a customized dog carrier on the top of Air Force One if elected president.
Romney was seen speaking with mechanics at the hanger that houses...
Selected Senior Moments suffered by a Nottingham Senior Citizen. In the hopes of raising a laugh at them, and making them easier to live with.
Sunday 19th February 2012 PM
* Poured orange juice into tea instead of milk.
Monday 20th February 2012
* Yet again caught talking to pigeons as I fed them, this time by a member of the street cleansing crew, who gave me a puzzled and con...
Sunday 19th February 2012
Topic: Antisocial behaviour - Crime - Cruelty
Yobs set dogs on pup tied to fence in St Ann's
Source: This is Nottingham - Evening Post
Dog control officer Zoe Bestall, who works for Nottingham's Community Protection Directorate said: "She had been secured to the fence with a lead and a number of young males were encouraging Staffordshire Bull Terrier-type dogs to atta...
HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical.
The film...
DALLAS - Khloe Kardashian who with her Dallas Mavericks husband Lamar Odom stars in the reality show Khloe and Lamar says she has been feeling bad that her sister Kim has been depressed lately.
It seems that since Kim filed for divorce from her NB...