Funny story:  Facebook to track "douchebagginess" of comments

Facebook to track "douchebagginess" of comments

Facebook announced that it will now track how many comments made by members that are "inane, pointless or just plain douchelike." In what some call an assault on our privacy, the on line social network will gather data on postings considered il...
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Funny story:  Centenarian Man Fails In Snooker World Title Bid

Centenarian Man Fails In Snooker World Title Bid

Terry Spasm, a 102 year old man from the Little Divot area, has failed in his attempt to become World Snooker Champion after losing in the final of snooker's most prestigious event. Wrinkly bodied Mr. Spasm made his audacious attempt despite havin...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant, Steaming, Tells Team During Meeting, "Either Win, or Don't"

Kobe Bryant, Steaming, Tells Team During Meeting, "Either Win, or Don't"

Kobe Bryant of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers has never been one to bite his tongue. After his team's recent up and down performances, a disgusted Bryant called for a players-only meeting. In that meeting, Bryant declared, "Look, either you win, or...
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Funny story:  Naked Man Spotted In Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #2)

Naked Man Spotted In Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #2)

Ralph was back at his concrete garden emporium as Harry Woodcock come by. Harry stopped and got out of his truck, tearing out the whole seat of his pants on a spring that had come through his pickup truck seat. "You ain't wearing any underwear, Harry." "Quit. Gave them up! If that Brittainy can do it, so can I. Plus it saves me money. How come you was out of bidness fer a week? I even walke...
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Funny story:  Binmen go Ballistic over pay cuts

Binmen go Ballistic over pay cuts

Local authorities are facing the threat of industrial action after announcing that 1.6m council workers Involving mainly road sweepers, council gardeners and other ancillary staff are to have their pay frozen for the third year in a row. Officials...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Footballer Punches Seven Year Old Mascot

Chelsea Footballer Punches Seven Year Old Mascot

World class philanderer and occassional footballer, Jon Terence, became embroiled in yet another controversy yesterday after punching a seven year old mascot in the face. The match between Chelsea and Liverpool had to be delayed because of a poten...
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Funny story:  Ex Footballer arrested over scrap metal

Ex Footballer arrested over scrap metal

Ex Liverpool defender Tommy Smith has been arrested by Police after and charged with selling scrap metal to an auction house. Smith who broke many ankles in his long career for Liverpool was believed to have made more than £137,000 in the deal.
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Funny story:  Police fear serial killer at work

Police fear serial killer at work

Police fear a serial killer may be at large after two bodies were found in the quiet village of Northenden. Top Manchester Detective, Cain Yohelpus said late Saturday night a headless body was found in a field by a man out dumping his dog. Th...
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Funny story:  Ikea drop car park plans

Ikea drop car park plans

Swedish based furniture manufacturer Ikea today announced they were no longer going ahead with the proposed multi story car park at their Ashton Under Lyne site in Greater Manchester. The car park which had aroused anger among local residents has now...
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Funny story:  Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly

Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly

Ned the horse was taken to horse-pital (sorry) last night after falling off TV presenter Lorraine Kelly. Ned and Kelly were filming for a new reality show 'Celebrities On Horses'. Ned explained to the Racing Post "Lorraine came to pick me up from...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Call it what you will. Speaking in flowery terms, painting a picture in a positive light, waxing poetic or waxing her surfboard, but Lindsay Lohan's lawyers earned a huge bonus this week after proclaiming her "maturity growth" in front of the press...
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Funny story:  Survivor: GOP World

Survivor: GOP World

Elimination Interviews We asked some of the questions that you (the fans!) sent in via Twatter and Facebonk! See what they had to say about their experiences on Survivor: GOP World, and decide for yourself who will be the ultimate candidate to take on current champion Bar Rack O'Bama in the Season Finale this coming November. Front runner Risk Sanatorium: Satan: When you spent forty day...
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Funny story:  Mickey Finn suspected in House of Commons bar room brawl

Mickey Finn suspected in House of Commons bar room brawl

London - Was a dodgy illicit cocktail responsible for the drunken fracas in the House of Commons' Strangers Bar last night? Falkirk MP Eric Joyce was arrested following the ugly spat that saw him headbutt and punch a number of honorable fellow mem...
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Funny story:  Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent. Commenting on...
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Funny story:  Plum shortage hits fruit machines

Plum shortage hits fruit machines

A European plum shortage has hit manufacturers of Fruit Machines in the UK. "The UK is the number one exporter of fruit machines, one arm bandits and the like," said Jason Orange, former member of Take That and owner of Fruit Inc. "We export to th...
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Funny story:  Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Glasgow: 'Private' sale of Rangers takes place on Ebay, Craig Whyte-Wash named. Private Seller has 'cloudy past' & negative Feedback from previous sales. Buyers Beware!. Unclear at the moment who the buyer is. NTNON can exclusively reveal tha...
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Funny story:  Driver survives afternoon buried in 'a bit of snow'

Driver survives afternoon buried in 'a bit of snow'

A man whose car became trapped underneath a little bit of snow was found disorientated and barely alive after a miraculous 2 HOURS. The 44-year-old office worker from Shrewsbury had only managed to survive on a Waitrose Cheese and pickle sandwich...
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Funny story:  'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...
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Funny story:  Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Advises Everyone On Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Show The Utmost Respect For Victoria Gotti

Brooklyn Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini Advises Everyone On Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Show The Utmost Respect For Victoria Gotti

NEW YORK CITY - Season 12 of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice has kicked off and the first celeb to hear the Trumpster utter those dreaded words "You're fired!" was the stunningly gorgeous former model Cheryl Tiegs. Cheryl took it all in stride...
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Funny story:  Raggedy Ass Doll Removed From Shelves

Raggedy Ass Doll Removed From Shelves

After a promising start, Raggedy Ass Dolls are being pulled from store shelves, following a slew of parent's complaints that the dolls inspired gluttony and sloth in their offspring. The Raggedy Ass Doll, modeled after the popular Raggedy Ann and...
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Funny story:  Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together And Both Suggest That Miranda "Shotgun" Lambert Needs To Mind Her Own Business

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together And Both Suggest That Miranda "Shotgun" Lambert Needs To Mind Her Own Business

ST. BARTS, West Indies - It appears that after three years Rihanna has finally forgiven Chris Brown for beating her up on the night of The Grammy Award Show. Chris and Rihanna pleasantly reconnected at this year's Grammy Award Show. A spokesperson...
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Funny story:  A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...
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Funny story:  Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...
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Funny story:  Dr. Conrad Murray: Stress --Not My Big, Whopping Shot of Poison-- Killed Michael Jackson.

Dr. Conrad Murray: Stress --Not My Big, Whopping Shot of Poison-- Killed Michael Jackson.

Dr. Conrad Murray, who has been anally savaged on an hourly basis since being convicted of killing the most famous person in the universe, is now begging the court set aside sh conviction on the ground that he should have been allowed to argue anothe...
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Funny story:  It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

It Appears That Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Could Be Getting Married Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Just one week ago the two lovebirds known as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were really involved in a highly heated discussion about her tattoos. Liam had flat out told her that he wanted for her to get them removed. Miley replie...
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Funny story:  Google Chrome for Android Beta introduces exciting new feature

Google Chrome for Android Beta introduces exciting new feature

As promised by Google, the Beta offering of their Android-based Chrome Internet browser has quickly been enhanced with the addition of the singular most requested feature from other platforms: the Aw Snap! screen. Aw Snap! is Chrome's attempt to a...
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Funny story:  Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly:  They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

After failed attempts to have Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie wedded as well as other such fictional characters as Heckle and Jeckle, Tom and Jerry, Popeye and Brutus and Larry the Leisure Suit, to himself that is, which would be really gay w...
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Funny story:  Smokin' The Bluegrass of Kentucky

Smokin' The Bluegrass of Kentucky

Goosey Holler, Kentucky Ralph has an official mental malady where he draws a Crazy Check from the U.S Government directly related to having parents who are closely related, plus a little too much weed in his system. However, times are hard in Goosey Holler as everywhere else, so Ralph has been manufacturing and selling concrete items on the side. "What are those thangs, Ralph?", asks one of...
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