Funny story:  George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler were recently seen having a great time at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in Hollywood. The couple had gone to see a good friend of Clooney's stand up comic Zydeco Dupree. The Louisiana native is also a roving reporter for iRumors so he is well know to most of Tinsel Town's A-List celebrities. After Dupree finished his 21-minute comedy ro...
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Funny story:  Romney: "If Rick Santorum says he is a person too, I'll take his word for it!"

Romney: "If Rick Santorum says he is a person too, I'll take his word for it!"

Mitt Romney released a statement this morning that had politicians, the media, and the general public perplexed. The Associated Press is reporting that the comment came without provocation and the accompanying remarks appeared to be a new low in the...
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Funny story:  Heston Blooming-Tal Makes A Meal Of It

Heston Blooming-Tal Makes A Meal Of It

This year, 2012, is the Queen's Diamond Jubilee year. We asked famous bonkers celebrity chef Heston Blooming-Tal to come up with a recipe to celebrate her Queening anniversary, just like whoever it was who came up with Coronation Chicken in 1952. First Heston considered swan, but the legal department made it clear that there would be complications. Then he thought about lion, and again had to b...
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Funny story:  Scientologists flock to new church

Scientologists flock to new church

The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...
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Funny story:  South American footy mafia infiltrating English game!

South American footy mafia infiltrating English game!

South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course. But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...
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Funny story:  Kathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures

Kathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Fifty-one-year-old Kathy Griffin, the star of My Life on The D List, is certainly one female who has been around the block more than her share of times. The redhead nicknamed the "Red Cougar" recently attended a post Grammy Award...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy

Lady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy

BEVERLY HILLS - Lady Gaga went into the infamous Haven of Hair Salon located on the world famous Rodeo Drive to get an estimate on a brand new Ukrainian-inspired hairdo. As she sat in the chair chatting with salon owner FuFi Fondue she appeared to...
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Funny story:  Pierluigi Collina parachuted in for secret FA talks

Pierluigi Collina parachuted in for secret FA talks

London - Of course, bagging the top England job would mean the retired Italian refereeing ace having to give up a reported $2 million per annum Japanese TV job advertising frozen takoyaki** products. "But hey, the FA gotta mucha better multi-milli...
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Funny story:  Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...
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Funny story:  Smelly feet? There's an app for that

Smelly feet? There's an app for that

Body odour of any kind is an issue that is just not discussed in polite society. In impolite society, everybody has body odour problems, so nobody notices. For this reason, it's almost impossible for anybody to tell if they have any kind of body-odou...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Boss To Apologise To Kenny Dalglish

Manchester United Boss To Apologise To Kenny Dalglish

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to say sorry to his Liverpool counterpart Kenny Dalglish after scolding him badly last weekend over his apparent protection of Anfield striker Luis Suarez. Ferguson said after the game at Old Trafford...
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Funny story:  Adele, Who Just Won Six Grammy Awards, Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

Adele, Who Just Won Six Grammy Awards, Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

BEVERLY HILLS - Adele, the 23-year-old singer who was born in Tottenham, England still cannot believe that she won six Grammy Awards at The 54th Annual Grammy Award Show. The British songstress was literally still glowing when she met with Tahiti...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Overheard Talking About Possibly Eloping

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Overheard Talking About Possibly Eloping

CHATTANOOGA - Selena Gomez had just watched her boyfriend Justin Bieber perform at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga. After the concert, the couple met backstage with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors. She asked the couple...
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Funny story:  Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

Contrary To Popular Belief, Misery Actually Prefers Its Solitude

PORTLAND-Misery loves its company, it's the age-old cliché. It also happens to be the age-old lie, according to Misery. "What most people don't seem to realize," it said, "is that most of the time, I prefer to just ruin one person's life at a tim...
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Funny story:  NYC Fashion Week Extended, Will Include Show for Kindles and iPads

NYC Fashion Week Extended, Will Include Show for Kindles and iPads

For once, the two gadgets see eye-to-eye. Ida iPad (the head of the Apple iPad labor union) and Katie Kindle (the head of the Amazon Kindle labor union) totally agree. There's a fantastic, but neglected, market out there to deal with the latest fas...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...
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Funny story:  Tiny lizards attacking matches in Madagascar

Tiny lizards attacking matches in Madagascar

Madagascar (Rooterz) - Shocking news from Madagascar, the country that's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, all over the country matches are being attacked by tiny lizards. Prof. Bliught Woilido, proffesser of Lizardry at Togwart...
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Funny story:  Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...
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Funny story:  Fri 17th Feb: Pedestrian Traffic Warnings Nottingham

Fri 17th Feb: Pedestrian Traffic Warnings Nottingham

General: Expect the usual delays on Mansfield Road, Parliament Street, Long Row, Bridlesmith Gate, Fletcher Gate, and Friar Lane, South Parade, Derby Road, Beast Market Hill, King Street, Long Row, and all points south of the City Centre, with Big Issue Sellers interrupting pedestrian flow. Be aware that new immigrant Big Issue Sellers are expected to cause pedestrians problems on and around t...
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Funny story:  You're Older Than You've Ever Been

You're Older Than You've Ever Been

I'm feeling old lately. Not the kind of old Bill Cosby used to schlep about in his stand-up routine, lamenting the inevitable forgetfulness that comes with age, like the panic you feel when you've forgotten who you're calling before the intended party has answered the phone. It's more an ever-growing sense that there is a chasm that's widening between myself and the past. It first hit me while lis...
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Funny story:  New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

New Findings in Canada About Who Discovered America

Newfoundland Nova Scotia: A group of US archeological students on a field trip to Canada recently visited St. Anthony, where the ruins of a small Viking village were discovered in 1960 by Norwegian archaeologists. The site is believed to be the first...
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