There were 762 spoof news stories published in February 2012. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  $15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

$15 Trillion Super Bowl Bet Would Wipe Out The National Debt

Indianapolis -- Congress is gambling that a determined group of Patriots can again save the United States from collapse. The lawmakers are betting $15 trillion that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI. "If N...
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Funny story:  Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Washington -- Still stinging from the lowly 10% approval rating it received from the American public, Congress has taken revenge, bestowing a measly four percent approval rating on taxpaying citizens. "Taxpayers are doing a terrible job of providi...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Halts Her Concert After Two Jerks Hit Her Guitar With Red Laser Beams

Taylor Swift Halts Her Concert After Two Jerks Hit Her Guitar With Red Laser Beams

GREEN BAY - Taylor Swift was in the middle of her concert performance at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center in Green Bay when she suddenly stopped singing and playing in the middle of a song. The 22-year-old country songstress had just gone into...
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Funny story:  Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Birth Certificate Reveals Rick Santorum To Be The Son of God

Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be "The Second Coming," after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. "I thought I might be related to Superman," Santorum...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Overheard Talking About Possibly Eloping

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Overheard Talking About Possibly Eloping

CHATTANOOGA - Selena Gomez had just watched her boyfriend Justin Bieber perform at a sold-out concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga. After the concert, the couple met backstage with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors. She asked the couple...
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Funny story:  International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing 'alien lake' drilling crew

International Space Station picks up SOS signal from missing 'alien lake' drilling crew

Antarctica - "This is the last time we frack for bloody Gazprom!" was the gist of an emergency frequency communiqué picked up by astronauts aboard the ISS this morning. It has broken a seven day radio blackout of Russia's Arctic and Antarctic Res...
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Funny story:  Vegetarian Rage As Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Papped Eating Meat Pie In Dorking

Vegetarian Rage As Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Papped Eating Meat Pie In Dorking

Vegetarians the length and breadth of the nation were up in arms following the publication of photographs clearly showing Harry out of One Direction tucking into a Tesco's minced beef and onion pie in Dorking. High profile foodies blame Harry's sp...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Want The Age Old Practice of Lip Syncing Stopped Once and For All

ASHLAND, Wisconsin - One of the happiest celebrity couples in America, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez flew out to Ashland, Wisconsin. A group of retired Wisconsin Amalgamated Power & Light workers spent a total of 48 hours building the largest...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

LOS ANGELES - Country music singer Taylor Swift recently got together with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart two stars of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The Twilight Saga stars chatted with Taylor in her dressing room after she had per...
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Funny story:  Disneyland Australia

Disneyland Australia

Walt Disney Home Entertainment has released a statement at their Annual Conference on Friday confirming that a new disney land theme park will be built in Sydney, Australia. A rep for the company confirmed that the annoucement of the companies 9th Pa...
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Funny story:  Norwegian Forest Cat slurs explained

Norwegian Forest Cat slurs explained

Oslo - The Norwegian Forest Cat Fanciers Association today backed down over some defamatory remarks published online about the breed's proclivities. An article in Pussy News Oslo-Style apparently repeated that ages old chestnut about the mogs havi...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin Sneak Off To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico For Some Flirtatious Fun In The Sun

Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin Sneak Off To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico For Some Flirtatious Fun In The Sun

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Kate Gosselin has taken up Russell Brand's offer of helping her to get over her breakup with American Idol's Steven Tyler. And Brand, who filed for divorce from Katy Perry almost two months ago, is reportedly more than gla...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato Explains Her New Totally Blonde Look

Demi Lovato Explains Her New Totally Blonde Look

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato has had more than her share of ups and downs the past couple of years. And just when it looks like things are back on track something seems to come out of leftfield to derail the young singer's cheerful trip down the railro...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand Offers To Help Kate Gosselin Mend Her Broken Heart After Being Dumped By Steven Tyler

Russell Brand Offers To Help Kate Gosselin Mend Her Broken Heart After Being Dumped By Steven Tyler

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he watched The Grammy Award Show at his home in the Hollywood Hills and that he was not surprised one bit to see and hear his soon-to-be-ex-wife Katy Perry diss him in her song "Part Of Me." In fact Russel...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Urges Demi Moore To Get Herself Into Rehab

LOS ANGELES - In what has got to be one of the most perfect examples of the old cliché of the pot calling the kettle black, comes word out of LaLaLand that Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has urged Demi "The Cougar" Moore to admit that she needs to check hersel...
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Funny story:  Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

Every Retail Store In America Expects To Sell Out of The DVD and Blu-Ray of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I" Within 15 Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The much anticipated The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, starring Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will hit the retail stores on Saturday. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that most of the nation's major retail store chains have h...
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Funny story:  The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun

The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun

Twilight Saga superstar and teen heart throb Robert Pattinson has spilled the beans on confidential information regarding the the twilight series. During an interview with Regis and Kelly on friday night pattinson let slip that what was thought to be...
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Funny story:  Airbags Adding Safety to New Nuke Plants

Airbags Adding Safety to New Nuke Plants

Augusta, Georgia -- An electric utility here is building the first new nuclear generating plants to be constructed in the US since 1978. Its safety secret: the use of giant, automotive type airbags to cushion and protect the facility from the destruc...
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Funny story:  Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!

Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston was recently getting her hair trimmed and she told her hairdresser FuFi Fondue that she has been keeping up with the goings on in the Pitt-Jolie-Thornton carnival sideshow. Aniston who was married to Pitt before...
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Funny story:  Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

DALLAS - Khloe Kardashian who with her Dallas Mavericks husband Lamar Odom stars in the reality show Khloe and Lamar says she has been feeling bad that her sister Kim has been depressed lately. It seems that since Kim filed for divorce from her NB...
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Funny story:  The Federal Reserve Makes Money Disappear

The Federal Reserve Makes Money Disappear

Washington, DC -- Say goodbye to the almighty dollar. In a unanimous decision, the Federal Reserve's Board of Governors has voted to abolish the use of money in the United States, effective immediately. "The world's economic system is broken beyon...
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Funny story:  Stripped down Windows 8 will run on last century Pentium PCs

Stripped down Windows 8 will run on last century Pentium PCs

Microsoft is currently busy promoting their upcoming Windows 8 operating system designed for use on tablets and mobile phones as well as their traditional PC market. However, as a result of making Windows lean and mean enough to run on these devices...
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Funny story:  Ian Somerhalder Receives A Fantastic Valentine's Day Present From His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev

Ian Somerhalder Receives A Fantastic Valentine's Day Present From His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev took a nice drive out to the Hollywood sign where they were sitting in Dobrev's burgundy colored Cadillac Escalade SUV with the personalized license plate Elena G. The two were enjoying the beautif...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Talk Candidly About Their "Wow Factor"

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Talk Candidly About Their "Wow Factor"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were taking a nice little afternoon stroll up by the famed Hollywood sign. The sign which was donated to the city of Los Angeles in 1923 by the Central American country of Costa Rica...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For The Giants And She Was Cheering For The Patriots

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Spotted At The Super Bowl - He Was Cheering For The Giants And She Was Cheering For The Patriots

INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Up To Her Old "Upskirt" Ways

Britney Spears Up To Her Old "Upskirt" Ways

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears who became almost as famous for getting out of cars as she did for her singing and dancing is back in the news again. According to Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune the 30-year-old singer was just phot...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides

Heidi Montag Confesses That Being A Sex Symbol Has Its Negative Sides

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag recently stated that she knew she had made the "Big Time" last year when she appeared in Staccato Monteverdi's The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga with Rob Pattinson. Montag was talking to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillo...
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Funny story:  Chess Computers are not Mates in Reykjavik

Chess Computers are not Mates in Reykjavik

A fight has broken out between the two computers who are battling in the World Chess Championship in Reykjavik, Iceland. Not since the days of Fischer and Spassky has there been so much animosity in the world of chess. Deep Blue II has accused th...
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Funny story:  Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...
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Funny story:  The Where's My Refund Glitch: IRS Invents New Way To F**k With Poor People.

The Where's My Refund Glitch: IRS Invents New Way To F**k With Poor People.

For hundreds of thousands of nearly-destitute Americans who rely on their income tax refund each year to pay March's rent, have the check engine light on their 1996 Nissan Sentra addressed, or just to blow on luxuries like dental care, crack or laund...
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Funny story:  It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

It Looks Like Madonna Has Her Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Lip Syncing Performance Down To A Semi-Science

INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show was hosted by Billy "The Pistol" Crystal. Crystal first began hosting the award show back when there were only four Great Lakes. There are some people who still recall that Billy actually wrote some...
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Funny story:  A Very Depressed Jennifer Aniston Fears That Justin Theroux Is Getting Ready To Dump Her

A Very Depressed Jennifer Aniston Fears That Justin Theroux Is Getting Ready To Dump Her

OXNARD, California - Jennifer Aniston had driven up the Pacific Coast Highway to Oxnard to visit one of her favorite cousins Melba Toastowitz. As the two cousins sat in Melba's backyard listening to a CD by The Who Jennifer turned to Melba and ask...
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Funny story:  Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

Bruce Willis Says Demi Moore's Depressed Condition Is Totally Ashton Kutcher's Fault

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Willis recently stated that he has tried to stay out of the May-December marital mess of his ex-wife Demi Moore, 49, and her boy-toy husband Ashton "The Itch" Kutcher, 34. Willis, who fathered three semi-good looking daughters wi...
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Funny story:  The Lift: An Everyday Story Of Office Folk.

The Lift: An Everyday Story Of Office Folk.

To: Allstaff From: Reception. 13:15 14/05/11 Sorry to report that the lift is not workin today. If you are expectin any visitors please come to receptionto meet them and not leave them to find their way to your offices by theirselves. Anyone goin for a drink after work? Its happy hour on fridays at the Duke. Laura in reception. xxx To: Laura Twist From: MD office 13:17 14/05/11...
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Funny story:  The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Three

The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six - Episode Three

Update - The story so far... The Spiffing Six (Of whom there are four, and a somewhat priapic dog,) have arrived at Aunt Peg's cottage at Puddleby Cove, and have encountered a mysterious figure, flitting about amongst the rocks in the cove, in a highly suspicious manner. The Spiffing Six attempted to pursue the suspicious character, but - hampered by overindulgence in food, Headbanger beer, and a...
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Funny story:  New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

New York Knicks Star Jeremy Lin Says Kim Kardashian Asked Him Out On A Date

NEW YORK CITY - New York Knicks rookie sensation Jeremy Lin informed Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly that he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. The 23-year-old Lincredible player said that Kardashian told him that she got hi...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Fanzine 'Red Issue' Accused Of Scousism

Manchester United Fanzine 'Red Issue' Accused Of Scousism

The Manchester United fanzine, Red Issue, was accused by the media of Scousism today, after it published a cut out and keep Ku Klux Klan mask bearing a 'Luis Suarez is innocent' slogan. For anyone who has been sleeping rough in a skip throughout t...
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Funny story:  NASA dubs GJ 1214b Super Earth 'Planet Cannabis'

NASA dubs GJ 1214b Super Earth 'Planet Cannabis'

Groom Lake, Nevada - A water-world with a 'thick and steamy' atmosphere was nicknamed Planet Cannabis at NASA HQ today. Reports have described it as a gigantic organic hydroponic ecosystem orbiting a red dwarf in the Ophiuchus constellation of The...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Finding Comfort and Joy In The Arms  of Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Finding Comfort and Joy In The Arms of Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars

VENICE BEACH - It appears that "The Badboy of The Ballroom" Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has come to the aid of a damsel in distress. The fiery tempered Russian born dancer whose last name Chmerkovskiy, according to Judge Carrie Ann...
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Funny story:  Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together And Both Suggest That Miranda "Shotgun" Lambert Needs To Mind Her Own Business

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together And Both Suggest That Miranda "Shotgun" Lambert Needs To Mind Her Own Business

ST. BARTS, West Indies - It appears that after three years Rihanna has finally forgiven Chris Brown for beating her up on the night of The Grammy Award Show. Chris and Rihanna pleasantly reconnected at this year's Grammy Award Show. A spokesperson...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton seen 'walking the dog' near Kensington Palace

Kate Middleton seen 'walking the dog' near Kensington Palace

London - Strict No Smoking, No Drugging, No Soliciting bylaws form crucial components of the Kensington Palace tenancy agreement covering poodle fakirs (sic) and their molls. Last night a hooded, muffled figure was seen strolling in Kensington Gar...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Explodes When Questioned About Her 'Baby Bump'

Christina Aguilera Explodes When Questioned About Her 'Baby Bump'

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera had just left a taping of the music reality show The Voice when she was met outside by a member of the Hollywood Press Corps. Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-á-Vis managed to have a few words with the pleasantly...
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Funny story:  Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

Anfield Cat in Twitter fight with Joey Barton.

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat. The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...
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Funny story:  Old Man On 1000th Spoof Story Gets Constipation

Old Man On 1000th Spoof Story Gets Constipation

A writer on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has told readers within the site's forum that he is experiencing a bout of constipation at a critical point in his spoofing career. Jaggedone, 86, told forum readers that, on the cusp of achiev...
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Funny story:  Hirsute Camels Farted - At Escapee!

Hirsute Camels Farted - At Escapee!

Three camels being kept overnight in a field by a travelling zoo at Brean Sands in Devon were about to be attacked yesterday morning after one of the zoo's lions entered the camel's field after having somehow managed to escape from it's cage. Howev...
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Funny story:  Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

Vice-President Joe Biden To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On The Vampire Diaries

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Loretta L. Luftnagle, a spokesperson for The Vampire Diaries, has just informed the entertainment media that Vice-President Joe Biden has agreed to appear in an upcoming episode of the popular television series. Vampire Diaries...
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Funny story:  Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...
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Funny story:  Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Miraculously Woman With Two Vaginas Locates Man With Two Penises

Dating is a slipper slope in the best of circumstances but add a little adversity to the situation and it could seem almost impossible to find a suitable mate. Well a woman with a malady that could be considered a little adversity has found the pe...
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Funny story:  Obama Taking Medical Marijuana: Mr. President or Hey Dude?

Obama Taking Medical Marijuana: Mr. President or Hey Dude?

WASHINGTON --- White House aides confirm President Obama has been taking medical marijuana for several months. A Staffer emphasized that, "medical marijuana is permitted for those suffering chronic pain." "That chronic pain includes his mother-in-law...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Insists Her Tata's Have Not Been Surgically Enhanced

Lady Gaga Insists Her Tata's Have Not Been Surgically Enhanced

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lady Gaga attended Heidi Montag's Super Bowl Party at Plastic Land Manor, Heidi's $8.9 million Slovakian-style mansion. Lady Gaga and Montag first became friends when Gaga provided one of her shoulders for Heidi to lean...
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Funny story:  Adele's Voice Destroyed by Oversinging and Vocal Cord Nodules

Adele's Voice Destroyed by Oversinging and Vocal Cord Nodules

Woody Alllen said that politicians are one step below child molesters. Many music industry people are one step below politicians. As British born beauty Asma al Assad speaks out in favor of her charming husband Bashar al Assad Whitney Houston just jo...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen

Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen

The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert. A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe...
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Funny story:  Rihanna and Chris Brown To Move In Together

Rihanna and Chris Brown To Move In Together

BRIGHTON BEACH, Barbados - In what many people are calling an unbelievable turn of events, it now appears that former lovers Rihanna and Chris Brown appear to have put the past behind them - way behind them. Afro Sheen Magazine's March edition has...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and Ian Somerhalder Are Definitely Photoshopped

Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and Ian Somerhalder Are Definitely Photoshopped

BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usual chair at the famed Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. She was being given the full hair treatment by the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who at on...
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Funny story:  Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

Former American Idol Judge Simon Cowell Denies The Adam Lambert Rumor and Insists That He Is Not Homophobic

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man who has been called "The Englishman With The Midas Touch" is no stranger to controversy or the world of controversial subjects. The "Sultan of Sarcasm" was recently interviewed by Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pill...
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Funny story:  The Scandalous Rumor Mill Focuses In On Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries

The Scandalous Rumor Mill Focuses In On Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most popular and well-liked individuals in LaLaLand are Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev who star in CW's The Vampire Diaries. The celebrity couple has been rumored to have recently ended their relationship. But like Somer...
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Funny story:  Video Game Industry to Provide Skippable Games

Video Game Industry to Provide Skippable Games

It has been long established that video games which do not allow you to skip non-interactive video segments can be very frustrating to game players. It now seems that the video game industry is ready to take this a step further, by allowing game play...
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Funny story:  Russians Resurrect 30,000 Year Old Cannabis Plant, Putin Smokes It

Russians Resurrect 30,000 Year Old Cannabis Plant, Putin Smokes It

Moscow, Russia-- Russian scientists have succeeded in bringing back to life a 30,000 year-old marijuana plant. The plant's seed was discovered in the pipe of a Neanderthal female in Siberia. Both had been quickly frozen during a massive blizzard.
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Funny story:  Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

In a satellite news conference from an unknown location, Adam & Eve held a press conference late this afternoon. The broadcast was deemed authentic by NASA. The world was startled as the broadcast was in all of the known languages. The picture was bright and clear as Adam spoke first. Adam: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!" It's time, however, for you to know and p...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Summer Concert Tour With The Rolling Stones

Miley Cyrus Ecstatic About Her Upcoming Summer Concert Tour With The Rolling Stones

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus was all smiles as she spoke with American Idol host and L.A. radio personality Ryan Seacrest. Cyrus was walking on air as she admitted to "Peaches" Seacrest that the word on the streets of LaLaLand is that she will be goi...
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Funny story:  Sacha Baron Cohen Alias Admiral General Aladeen Has Been Fined $100,000 For His Academy Award Show Urn-Spilling Prank on Ryan Seacrest

Sacha Baron Cohen Alias Admiral General Aladeen Has Been Fined $100,000 For His Academy Award Show Urn-Spilling Prank on Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show went on fairly smooth, but the same cannot be said for the pre-show Red Carpet segment. As American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was interviewing Admiral General Aladeen of the country of Wadiya...
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Funny story:  England Prepares For Scottish Independence

England Prepares For Scottish Independence

On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler were recently seen having a great time at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in Hollywood. The couple had gone to see a good friend of Clooney's stand up comic Zydeco Dupree. The Louisiana native is also a roving reporter for iRumors so he is well know to most of Tinsel Town's A-List celebrities. After Dupree finished his 21-minute comedy ro...
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Funny story:  Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

In the Nevada desert, a group of archaeologists have made an astonishing discovery which appears to provide evidence for creationism. In a large dig site, the bones of ten dinosaurs have been discovered wearing crucifixes. Chief digger and creatio...
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Funny story:  Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day

Emergency Room Visits Hit Record High on Valentines Day

Starting in Europe, a sharp rise in medical emergencies was detected in at least seven countries beginning this February 14, Valentines Day. The trend has reportedly continued west into Canada and the United States but is apparently affecting only...
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Funny story:  Groundhogs Seek New Careers

Groundhogs Seek New Careers

They've just about had it, with looking for their shadows. "And it's a once-a-year gig," complained a groundhog who wishes to remain anonymous. "What are we supposed to do for the other 364 days of the year?" An informal survey revealed a variety of career paths now followed by the industrious rodents. One groundhog who has recently signed a contract with a famous weight-loss chain, had t...
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Funny story:  IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

Showing photographs of the recently developed superconducting processor, IBM announced plans for eventual release of their new Quantum Computer. Engineers and scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Cern, Switzerland, showed a vividly clear inter...
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Funny story:  Once Abe Lincoln's mistress, N.Y. woman tells all in explosive new memoir

Once Abe Lincoln's mistress, N.Y. woman tells all in explosive new memoir

Four days after arriving at the White House as an upstairs maid in the summer of 1863, 19-year-old Bronx native Bebe Meardsley lost her virginity to the President of the United States. In an explosive and salacious new memoir, "It wasn't that much of a Secret: My Affair with President Abreham Lincoln and its Aftermath," to be published Wednesday by Bealistok & Bloome, Bebe Meardsley describ...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Shouts Out - "I Wanna Have Brad Pitt's Baby!"

Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Shouts Out - "I Wanna Have Brad Pitt's Baby!"

SANTA MONICA - Jennifer Aniston and an old friend from high school drove out to The Santa Monica Pier to spend a nice leisurely afternoon. Jennifer was thrilled to have Hessie "Tambourine" Tammalino, who like her had attended the High School of Th...
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Funny story:  American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

Los Angeles - And all it took was just one rather feline strut down the red carpet in a shimmering $50,000 Stuart Gulliver gown to steal the show on Oscars Night as Jennifer Lopez reaffirmed her pole position in yet another International Rear Of The...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy

Lady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy

BEVERLY HILLS - Lady Gaga went into the infamous Haven of Hair Salon located on the world famous Rodeo Drive to get an estimate on a brand new Ukrainian-inspired hairdo. As she sat in the chair chatting with salon owner FuFi Fondue she appeared to...
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Funny story:  Rangers: Whyte Millions found  in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Glasgow: "Because the money is not there as it once was" said Craig Whyte in answer to a question about future player spending, perhaps inadvertently providing a clue to HMRC as to whether they may get their money back or not. 'Not' being the operati...
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Funny story:  Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, the lead singer with Aerosmith and member of the American Idol judges panel has just announced a musical collaboration with none other than the Colombian firecracker herself Shakira. Tyler was quoted in The Showbiz Gaze...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

Gisele Bundchen (Mrs. Tom Brady) Goes From Asking For Prayers To Dropping The F-Bomb Within 24 Hours!

INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher's Sexy Sex Therapist On "Two And A Half Men"

Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star As Ashton Kutcher's Sexy Sex Therapist On "Two And A Half Men"

HOLLYWOOD - The creator, producer, and writer of the hit situation-comedy Two and A Half Men, Chuck Lorre seems to keep trying to outdo himself. And it appears that taking Lorre's track record into account he does have a pretty good feel for what...
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Funny story:  Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Getting Into A Tit For Tat Tiff Over Her Tattoos

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Getting Into A Tit For Tat Tiff Over Her Tattoos

MALIBU BEACH - Miley Cyrus and her Australian boyfriend Liam Hemsworth recently attended a party in honor of the stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev. The shindig was held at Rob Pattinson's luxurious Malibu Beach house kno...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Though many in attendance at the 2012 Oscars considered it to be much ado about nothing, Angelina Jolie's memorable leg pose has replaced Tim Tebow's kneeling move as the new spoof pose at the NFL Combine. Former college athletes are competing for...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attend Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez' Party Honoring Levi Strauss - The Blue Jean King

Lindsay Lohan and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Attend Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez' Party Honoring Levi Strauss - The Blue Jean King

MALIBU BEACH - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, who are both big fans of blue jeans, just threw a Blue Jean Party honoring the man who invented Levi's none other than Levi Strauss. The Left Coast fandango took place at Rob Pattinson's exquisite Mal...
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Funny story:  Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...
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Funny story:  Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too? The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...
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Funny story:  Dating Hell

Dating Hell

It's not often when our editor comes out of his office, but he came out a few weeks ago and shouted, "James, I have a story for you!" He proceeded to tell me his brilliant idea for a Valentine's Day story, and he wanted me to chronicle my dating life for our readers. I reluctantly agreed only because I had become so tired of being angry and cynical due to the fact that my ex left me for his...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe:  Buried At Sea

Barack Obama's Original Birth Certificate Found In Bin Laden's Safe: Buried At Sea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Although most insiders believe that President Obama ordered SEAL Team 6 to execute Osama Bin Laden because of the upcoming Presidential election this November, BILLINGSGATE private investigator, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, unc...
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Funny story:  Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait. Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

Kim Kardashian Swears That She Is Finished With Dating Sports Figures and From Now On She Is Sticking To Hollywood Celebrities

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently remarked that after her 72-day marriage to NBA basketball star Kris Humphries ended in her filing for divorce she has sat down and thought about what she really wants in a man. The Hollywood celeb who is pe...
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Funny story:  Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...
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Funny story:  The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

The Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently said that if Chelsea Handler wants to get into a catfight with her then she will find out exactly how viciously mean a Yiddish cat can really be. The woman who has more plastic in her body than a whole platoon of l...
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Funny story:  Android Ice Cream Sandwich to feature Lick-to-Unlock

Android Ice Cream Sandwich to feature Lick-to-Unlock

Following Apple's successful patent litigation concerning its Slide-to-unlock technology, other mobile device software companies will need to look for suitable alternatives. Google has been preparing for this eventuality by designing new unlock co...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Desperately Reaching Out To Ex-Boyfriend Derek Hough

Cheryl Cole Desperately Reaching Out To Ex-Boyfriend Derek Hough

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole visited the Big Apple to see about a shoe modeling opportunity that she had been offered. The English singer has been keeping a bit of a low profile since she left America after getting dumped from Simon Cowell's X-Fact...
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Funny story:  Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres

Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres

Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...
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Funny story:  The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

The Stars of 'The Vampire Diaries' Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Purchase The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, have both realized what they say is a life long dream by becoming the owners of the infamous Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in downtown Houston. Somerhalder told Pico de Gal...
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Funny story:  Americans still unsure about  Adele's nationality

Americans still unsure about Adele's nationality

Despite her bumper haul of awards at last night's Grammy awards Americans are still confused about exactly where Adele is from. The confusion, although not affecting U.S sales of her album 21, is causing some Americans to question just how 'into'...
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Funny story:  Scientologists flock to new church

Scientologists flock to new church

The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Warns Angelina Jolie To Cool It With Billy Bob Thornton Or Else It's Goodbye, Adios, Arrivederci, and See Ya!

Brad Pitt Warns Angelina Jolie To Cool It With Billy Bob Thornton Or Else It's Goodbye, Adios, Arrivederci, and See Ya!

BERLIN, Germany - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently attended The Berlin International Film Festival. Jolie was being honored for her directorial debut for the film In The Land of Blood and Honey. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Running Out Of Costume Ideas Shows Up To A Cher Tribute Wearing A Lap Dancers Outfit

Lady Gaga Running Out Of Costume Ideas Shows Up To A Cher Tribute Wearing A Lap Dancers Outfit

MANHATTAN - Lady Gaga was the featured performer at The Musical Tribute To Cher which was held at The Radio City Music Hall. The event sponsored by CoverGal's New Revolutionary Eyelash Extenders was attended by several noted celebrities including...
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Funny story:  The Oscars: The Artist wins Best Film - Reaction

The Oscars: The Artist wins Best Film - Reaction

At the 84th Academy Awards last night, at the Kodak Theatre in LA, French made film The Artist scooped 5 Oscars including Best Film and Best Actor, but the cast and crew were keeping quiet about their success. When Jean DuJardin was called onto st...
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