A 79 year old grandmother, known locally as the Cat Lady because of her habit of taking in thousands of homeless cats over the years, has climbed a giant Oak tree in her front yard and has refused to come down.
Neighbors say that Mrs. Gloria Fel...
God was seen cocking His leg up alongside another lamp-post in a Gateshead housing estate.
This is the sixth time this week that witnesses have seen God urinating against lamp-posts.
Voices upon high tell us that God has nothing against lamp-p...
A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly".
Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter.
Media coverag...
The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken.
The drama unfolded at around noon local...
A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said.
Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...
A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia.
Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...
The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom.
Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...
After being involved in Man City's dreadful exhibition of anti-football played by a bunch of multi-millionaire cheats, Signor Balotelli, innocently, was booed off of the Dortmund pitch by 86000 laughing, happy Germans (unusual occurrence; apart from...
72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus.
It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...
Rajon Rondo announced to the Boston media that he spent his suspension time in Mexico.
Skeptics among the press wanted to toss a sombrero at Rondo and ask him to do the Mexican hat dance.
Others expressed disbelief that he flew across the conti...
"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me."
Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...
An Italian magazine says it has no regrets after publishing nude photographs or Kate Middleton's unborn baby.
The magazine "Il Surrendi" published images they claim are ultrasound photos of the future monarch "topless" and lounging around on his o...
A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities.
The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...
Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website.
Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi...
Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him.
"To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purpos...
HOLLYWOOD - Omnigate Films in association with Gladiator Pictures has just announced that Bellanino Terrabini's film The Vampire Birthers will begin production after Christmas.
Clooney speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated th...
MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013.
Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punchi...
San Francisco, CA - now that the Presidential election is over and once again, Democrats will get another kick at the can, certain programs, such as the one proposed by the San Francisco Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transexual SPCA might stand a better...
In an attempt to instil some sanity back into his ailing football club's affairs, the League Managers Association has made an astonishing offer to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich. The association has offered the services of all its members on a month...
Investigative Journal "Wegos Where Egos" put a series of questions to a top CEO of the newly restructured BBC concerning their intention to turn the ill-fated Casual Vacancy allegedly written by J.K. Rowling into a TV series.
For legal reasons we are not permitted to print the questions that were asked but after much debate with Rowling's legal team we were permitted to print the answers which...