Funny story:  79 Year Old Cat Lady Climbs Giant Oak and Refuses to Come Down

79 Year Old Cat Lady Climbs Giant Oak and Refuses to Come Down

A 79 year old grandmother, known locally as the Cat Lady because of her habit of taking in thousands of homeless cats over the years, has climbed a giant Oak tree in her front yard and has refused to come down. Neighbors say that Mrs. Gloria Fel...
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Funny story:  God pees against lamp-post

God pees against lamp-post

God was seen cocking His leg up alongside another lamp-post in a Gateshead housing estate. This is the sixth time this week that witnesses have seen God urinating against lamp-posts. Voices upon high tell us that God has nothing against lamp-p...
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Funny story:  Things in Egypt Looking Very  Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story:  Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

Princess' Pregnancy Pissing off Paupers

As the joyous, wonderful, life-affirming and hugely significant news broke of the Duchess of Cambridge's pregnancy, it emerged soon after that the general public really could not give a flying fuck. Or a grounded one for that matter. Media coverag...
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Funny story:  Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

Sir Cliff Richard Extremely Anxious After Misreading Headlines

The Dorian Grey of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was being comforted by friends today after he mistakenly misread news headlines emanating from the United States. The bronzed singer was said to have been shaken. The drama unfolded at around noon local...
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Funny story:  Bogus war hero sentenced to 30 days

Bogus war hero sentenced to 30 days

A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...
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Funny story:  Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

Permanently Sexually Aroused Man Advised To Visit Georgia

A man recently profiled in the media about his rare sexual disorder - a condition that caused him to be continuously sexually aroused - has been advised by experts to spend a few days in the US State of Georgia. Graham Cooper, 39, has struggled wi...
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Funny story:  British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom. Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...
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Funny story:  Balotelli booed, battered and Borussia-d off!

Balotelli booed, battered and Borussia-d off!

After being involved in Man City's dreadful exhibition of anti-football played by a bunch of multi-millionaire cheats, Signor Balotelli, innocently, was booed off of the Dortmund pitch by 86000 laughing, happy Germans (unusual occurrence; apart from...
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Funny story:  Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

Teenage Granddaughter's Tattoo Mars Christmas Festivities

72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus. It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...
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Funny story:  Rajon Rondo Hunts for The Treasure of Sierra Madre

Rajon Rondo Hunts for The Treasure of Sierra Madre

Rajon Rondo announced to the Boston media that he spent his suspension time in Mexico. Skeptics among the press wanted to toss a sombrero at Rondo and ask him to do the Mexican hat dance. Others expressed disbelief that he flew across the conti...
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Funny story:  English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me." Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...
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Funny story:  First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

First Leaked Topless Ultrasound Image of Future Monarch Published By Italian Magazine

An Italian magazine says it has no regrets after publishing nude photographs or Kate Middleton's unborn baby. The magazine "Il Surrendi" published images they claim are ultrasound photos of the future monarch "topless" and lounging around on his o...
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Funny story:  Anti Porn group make their own Movies

Anti Porn group make their own Movies

A group in California have started to make what they are calling Anti Porn movies featuring scenarios that are common to adult movies but that end up in wholesome activities. The films are being distributed via a website and at the moment there...
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Funny story:  Kate's Spew on eBay

Kate's Spew on eBay

Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website. Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi...
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Funny story:  Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed

Philip Entwistle, a pilot for the budget airline Budgie Air, was left behind at Newcastle Airport yesterday when his plane left without him. "To be fair," said Entwistle, "pilots don't do very much any more. We're mainly there for insurance purpos...
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Funny story:  George Clooney and Stacy Keibler To Star In The Vampire Birthers

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler To Star In The Vampire Birthers

HOLLYWOOD - Omnigate Films in association with Gladiator Pictures has just announced that Bellanino Terrabini's film The Vampire Birthers will begin production after Christmas. Clooney speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated th...
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Funny story:  Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

Rihanna and Chris Brown To Tie The Knot

MANHATTAN - In a move that has to go down as one of the most unbelievable of the year, Rihanna has just announced that she and her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown will be getting married on January 1, 2013. Brown who used the Barbadian beauty as a punchi...
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Funny story:  San Francisco to Open First LGBT SPCA

San Francisco to Open First LGBT SPCA

San Francisco, CA - now that the Presidential election is over and once again, Democrats will get another kick at the can, certain programs, such as the one proposed by the San Francisco Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transexual SPCA might stand a better...
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Funny story:  League Managers Association Makes Surprise Offer to Abramovich

League Managers Association Makes Surprise Offer to Abramovich

In an attempt to instil some sanity back into his ailing football club's affairs, the League Managers Association has made an astonishing offer to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich. The association has offered the services of all its members on a month...
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Funny story:  BBC On Forthcoming Rowling Series

BBC On Forthcoming Rowling Series

Investigative Journal "Wegos Where Egos" put a series of questions to a top CEO of the newly restructured BBC concerning their intention to turn the ill-fated Casual Vacancy allegedly written by J.K. Rowling into a TV series. For legal reasons we are not permitted to print the questions that were asked but after much debate with Rowling's legal team we were permitted to print the answers which...
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