Funny story:  Leeds Inventor Comes Up With T Shirt That Changes Color- How About A Woman's Shirt That Becomes Invisible Instead?

Leeds Inventor Comes Up With T Shirt That Changes Color- How About A Woman's Shirt That Becomes Invisible Instead?

A Leeds inventor has come up with a t-shirt that changes colour according to how much sun there is. It is supposed to warn the wearer about the possibility of getting skin cancer. E.E.C. Investigators quickly smelled a rat, however, and pounced on it. The would be inventor was apprehended and immediately charged with fraud. What tipped them off was that the sun rarely shines in Leeds. "It was...
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Funny story:  Windsor Zoo Successfully Breeds Royals

Windsor Zoo Successfully Breeds Royals

Windsor Zoo have today proudly announced the successful insemination of their famous pair of Royals, after months of trying. Royals, like pandas, are notoriously shy and will only reproduce when the circumstances are exactly right. William and Kate,...
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Funny story:  Flying duck crash lands on water

Flying duck crash lands on water

A huge water bird returning from its midday feast had to make an emergency landing on Lake Windermere yesterday. The flying duck panicked on its way back as it neared the landing area and started to flap its wings. "It was flapping like mad,...
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Funny story:  Kate and William Quintuplet Baby Sensation - No wonder she was sick!

Kate and William Quintuplet Baby Sensation - No wonder she was sick!

A shock announcement from Buckingham Palace has revealed that Kate - sometimes now as the Duchess of Cambridge - is going to have QUINS!!!!! Royal Watcher Benjamin Crawler, hardly able to contain his excitement, heralded the news as the most amazi...
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Funny story:  Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

The Turkish version of one of the most popular cartoon series on the planet, The Simpsons, has been fined and banned on Turkish TV because they can't take a joke (Not for the first time BTW). It seems that in one particular show the Simpsons too...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

LOS ANGELES - Well once again the prima donna personality of Kobe Bean Bryant has shown through as brightly as the sun's rays on a high noon July day in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Bryant's Lakers, as they are referred to by Jack Nicholson, A...
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Funny story:  Fossil raindrops prove modern science is a load of poop!

Fossil raindrops prove modern science is a load of poop!

Modern science has today been exposed as a momentous pile of steaming shite. According to Sanjoy Som from Nasa's Ames Research Center, raindrops which caused indentations and then waited thousands of years to fossilized, allow an insight into clim...
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Funny story:  AARP Denies Bilking Seniors, But Plans to Fleece Young Workers

AARP Denies Bilking Seniors, But Plans to Fleece Young Workers

The American Association of Retired People (AARP), the politically potent lobbying organization that contributes millions each year to political campaigns of octogenarian senators and congressman, has denied that its opposition to changes in Medicare...
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Funny story:  The Royal Alphabet

The Royal Alphabet

Once upon a time on a hellishly overcrowded, soul destroying, sunless, miserable crime and debt ridden island inhabited by millions of apathetic and generally poverty stricken people, henceforth known as E, there lived a gluttonous rich Royal Family headed by an aged harridan, henceforth known as L and her equally aged husband henceforth known as P, or 'the Greek' to those in the know. As if li...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Sarah Palin to write book on 2012 election

Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election. Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...
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Funny story:  Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

London - A spin doctors' dream cooked up by Illuminati scoundrels is one NATO soothsayer's take on the latest Brit crap. "Nothing like schmoozing the brain-dead masses with a massive dose of phoney royal stuff," Brigadier General Sir Monty Dambust...
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Funny story:  Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
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Funny story:  Dodgy hair extension glue blamed for Kate's 'toxic' pregnancy

Dodgy hair extension glue blamed for Kate's 'toxic' pregnancy

Los Angeles - Doctors who successfully treated Britney Spears' phobia about hair lice eating her hair extensions have offered helpful tips to pregnant Kate Middleton in her hour of need. An email from the top quack at LA's Seedy Sinai Snatch Clini...
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Funny story:  Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale

Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale

Despite the news being less than a day old, a Staffordshire pottery firm has begun producing a commemorative mug for the royal baby. The Emma Bridgewater firm, in Stoke-on-Trent, started work on the blue, red and white mugs late last night, and th...
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Funny story:  Royal Pregancy Shock Revelation

Royal Pregancy Shock Revelation

News is breaking that reports that Kate Middleton is pregnant with Price William's child are actually incorrect. In a dramatic revelation we have today discovered that a royal is pregnant but it is not Kate as first thought. Buckingham Palace h...
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Funny story:  Mike Napoli: the new Dick Stuart

Mike Napoli: the new Dick Stuart

Two years ago we called Carl Crawford, signed by the Red Sox as the reincarnation of Roman Meijias, the home run hitting bust the Sox traded for in 1962. We were so wrong. Meijias lasted two full seasons, not hitting and sinking slowly, and Carl C...
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Funny story:  Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...
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Funny story:  NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte. They discussed the possibility of the two f...
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Funny story:  Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Talk About The Marriage Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled to the City By The Bay to attend a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The sold out concert was held at The Veni, Vedi, Vici Coliseum. Afterwa...
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Funny story:  Scientists: No Mayan Apocalypse December 21

Scientists: No Mayan Apocalypse December 21

Scientists have unanimously concluded there is no cause for alarm. There will be no Mayan apocalypse--or Mayageddon as it is more affectionately known--on December 21 resulting in the end of the world. Spokesman for the scientific com...
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Funny story:  Congressional plan to balance budget

Congressional plan to balance budget

Washington DC - With the threat of the physical cliff eminent, a maverick group congressional leaders is dealing with the issue. "The 2% are running out of sources of income. But we know where the money is. Old people", related a congressman,...
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Funny story:  Air New Zealand ad goes 'balls to the wall'

Air New Zealand ad goes 'balls to the wall'

AUKLAND, New Zealand (ABSNN) - Air New Zealand aired a new "ballsy" ad featuring Belarusian Olympian Nadzeya Ostapchuk who won the London Games' shot-put competition, but was forced to surrender her Gold Medal when she failed a drug test. "The ad ca...
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Funny story:  Canadian dinosaur's head stolen after grizzly murder in Wyoming

Canadian dinosaur's head stolen after grizzly murder in Wyoming

JACKSON, Wyoming (ABSNN) - Monday night, a visiting Canadian dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Bataar, was hacked to death, and his head removed, as he walked back to his room at a local inn, "after drinking heavily at Jackson's world famous Million Dollar Cow...
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