Since the dawn of personal computers, to save a document, users have pressed the blue square. Back in the dark ages of the eighties and nineties, the operators of these archaic machines recognised the blue square for what it was, a picture of a so-ca...
Mexico and Canada have announced plans to invade the U.S. in search of weapons of mass destruction, or as the U.S. called them when President Bush invaded Iraq: WMD. Canada and Mexico will begin the invasion on the same day moving in a pincer fashion...
Rome, Italy - The Italian Government has grown discouraged with the constant delays that have plagued the engineering efforts to re-float the Costa Concordia cruise ship from where it ran aground, off the Tuscany coast.
The now infamous cruise lin...
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage in her dressing room after just having performed at The Carburetor Coliseum.
She was asked about the fact that the venue had not been sold out and if that concerned her.
The New York native put down her...
Denshaw resident Sidney Tuttle, says he cant wait for the Mayan prophecy of the worlds annihilation on the 21st December.
The reason behind Mr Tuttle's grim outlook on life is that he is acknowledged to owe more money than anyone in Britain to "Pa...
Star says he wants one more challenge before retiring from the game.
The world of football was buzzing last night when news emerged that David Beckham could leave L A Galaxy next week, and make a surprise move to local club Saddleworth Rangers.
Struggling F1 racing team Caterham have announced that they have stopped using tyres purchased from tyre manufacturers Pirelli, and have signed a 2 year deal with budget tyre supplier Fit Kwik.
The deal is the first major development the team hav...
The British T Shirt industry has received a much needed boost, since the government gave the go ahead for "fracking" to begin in parts of the UK.
Fracking, which is a method of extracting gas from shale deposits, now also doubles as a new swear w...
REDONDO BEACH, California - Jason Trawick went to Redondo Beach to purchase a High Wave brand surfboard just like the ones that were featured in all of the Frankie Avalon - Annette Funicello beach movies of the 60s.
As he shopped at the Sir Surfbo...
A survey has proven that beans on toast, pre-packed lasagne and supermarket ready meals in general are far healthier than Jamie Oliver's recipes in his best-seller cookbooks!
The people who did the survey also went down to Joe's Trucker Cafe in Ba...
The Queen today attended cabinet where she sat between David Cameron and William Hague. During the meeting there was a discussion on Afghanistan as well as a vote that resulted in everyone giving The Queen three cheers.
One extraordinary piece of...
Now available for a limited time, you can hear and see the vivacious New England Patriot coach in all his glory, singing and dancing up a storm.
This annual tradition happens about as often as the Patriots going to the post-season. Like the endles...
The seven deadly sins have been in existence for as long as mankind has been able to distinguish between right and wrong. However, it has been decided that they need updating to bring them into the twenty-first century.
"The seven deadly sins are...
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - One of America's most tattooed females, Kat Von D is floating on Cloud 9.
She has just announced that her on-again, off-again boyfriend Joel Zimmerman AKA Deadmau5, a local L.A. disc jockey, has asked her to be his pe...
VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call.
The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...
LOS ANGELES - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, which is set in the fictitious town of Mystic Falls, Virginia are pretty upset with an article that appeared in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying.
Somerhalder who s...
The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop.
A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children.
United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...