Cheese Singles, those flat yellow rectangles of vaguely cheese tasting material are not, as advertised, cheese.
"After careful analysis of melting patterns under a hot grill," said professor of cheese, Adam Gouda, "we have concluded that, at best,...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney:
1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip.
2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...
New York - A mixed squad of undercover and uniformed police has broken up "a sex ring" that was attempting to distribute "vibrating devices" in "broad daylight" at locations in Rockefeller Center and the Meatpacking District.
The disrupted giveawa...
Los Angeles - A celebwatch site is sticking to its guns today after posting 'conclusive evidence' of the former President's paternity of Twilight Saga actress Kristen Stewart.
Some hysterical squabs - er...historical swabs! - which vanished myster...
London, England. Athletes at the 30th Games of the Modern Olympiad have been made to sign confidentiality agreements to hide the enormous amount of jewellery sold to them by Sheikh Mohammed Azawajib, a wealthy Arab oil magnate. The generous Sheikh al...
The New England Patriots have now met the enemy-and they invited the antagonists for a tea party this week.
Yes, the New Orleans Saints have come north to sample the hospitality of Foxboro in the dog days of August.
The two teams will hold...
London - That deadpan expression at the Olympic Opening Ceremony was likened to a battery acid smile crafted by morticians for the Old Queen Mum's trip to the crem.
Worried US commentators such as ABC anchor Barbara Walters put it more kindly, rem...
Aussies, for whom sport is bigger than Jesus Christ and Dame Edna Everidge, are distraught as Team Australia has failed to deliver the gold medals they craved and expected from London 2012.
They have endured seeing the 'mother country', Britain, e...
Scotland's outspoken and opinionated First Minister, Alex Salmond, has courted controversy by insisting Scotland will field its own Olympic team at the 2016 Rio Games.
Salmond, who is convinced Scotland will have departed the UK by 2016, has insis...
GRAYSON COUNTY, Texas - It appears that country singer Randy Travis not only sings down and out country music songs, but he is now actually starting to live them out.
The 53-year-old crooner has just been arrested for a second time this year.
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer acting on the advice of her good friend and political supporter Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has taken steps to issue a song band for her state.
The governor recently met with Arpaio, the self-proclaimed toughest lawman...
HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just confirmed that he has just signed the world's greatest Olympian Michael Phelps to guest star on his hit show.
Middlezuck stated that the shows leading stars Ian Somerhalder a...
CHICOPEE, Massachusetts - Mitt Romney brought his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour to the city that claims to be the place where Paul Revere bought the horse he rode on his midnight ride during the Revolutionary War.
Right off the b...
Champions League Qualifying Rd, 2nd Leg.
HJK Helsinki 0 Celtic 2
Celtic win 4-1 on aggregate. I'm no expert on the Finnish alphabet, but I'd say there's no 'I' in the HJK team.
Panathinaikos 3 Motherwell 0
Motherwell, playing in the CL at the expense of crisis club Rangers (currently enjoying a 100% record in the Scottish Communities Cup 1st round and Scottish Third Division) crash out 5...