Funny story:  Solitude Found To Be Best Cure For Terminal Loneliness

Solitude Found To Be Best Cure For Terminal Loneliness

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Cayman Institute of LaFontaine College announced today in its eponymously named journal that solitude has been found to be the best cure for those suffering from terminal loneliness. The Cayman Institute is chaired by Dr. Vis...
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Funny story:  Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Brain imaging studies have shown that transvestites have bigger brains than men who do not cross dress. "It was a spot on correlation," said neurologist, Matt Paynter. "Men who cross dressed seemed to have bigger brains." Neurologists are putt...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Has A Meltdown!

Lady Gaga Has A Meltdown!

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for Lady Gaga stated that the Right Coast singer has been under a lot of pressure lately due to her upcoming line of perfume named Eau Du Lady Gaga Ha Ha Perfume. It appears that she wanted the perfume to be a seriou...
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Funny story:  Black Panthers interview children about 'Obama Holocaust'

Black Panthers interview children about 'Obama Holocaust'

In an astounding episode of Black Panther Radio on Sunday, actual school children were interviewed about Black Panther policies. The practice was to reinforce the need for a "Pan African University of Black Excellence" in America that the New Black...
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Funny story:  Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Pussy Riot, Putin It To The Kremlin

Vladimere Putin said in an interview he thought the members of the punk band, Pussy Riot, should be taught a lesson for their protest display in Russia's main Orthodox church. Some of the punishments Putin would recommend included, the rack, Judas...
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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 21st August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 21st August 2012

Why didn't John Cleese invite his friends to his fourth marriage? asked the Daily Mail. Probably because weddings, marriages and divorces cost money, and Cleese is still paying for his third divorce. We can see through you! Actress Michelle Ryan shows off her sheer nerve in daring skirt on Daybreak Reminds me, I must wake up earlier. Thank God for ITVplayer and the Daily Mail website. High...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 21st August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 21st August 2012

Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric. (Daily Mail) Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over. Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward. (The Time...
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Funny story:  South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

South African Betrays England's South Africans by Texting South Africans

South African Kevin Pietersen was today still ostracised from the England cricket team after revelations about him texting South African players. Whilst playing (bored in pavilion waiting for turn) for England against South Africa, South African P...
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Funny story:  Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n...
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Funny story:  Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Louis Walsh's new hair makes him look 40 years younger claims orang-utan hair transplant pioneer

Following Louis Walsh's surprising new hairstyle as seen on The X-Factor, details are now emerging of the controversial procedure he has undertaken to achieve the effect. And the scientist behind the process, Doctor Ronan Westboys, has spoken out ab...
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Funny story:  Woman sees red whilst singing pink on the X-Factor

Woman sees red whilst singing pink on the X-Factor

The X-Factor is back......HURRAH HURRAH Saturday night TV sorted until Christmas......HOORAY HOORAY....hooray.....ray....hoo.....hoo......ray.....ray .....hoo...boo...hoo...boo...hoo....BOO HOO Pink tribute singer Pink said "I look like Pink and sing like Pink and I am here to sing a Pink song". Gary smiled. Tulisa smiled. Nicole smiled. Pre-menstrual Spice girl said "Whatever".
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Funny story:  Quentin Kelp MP - Leaks and Red Curtains

Quentin Kelp MP - Leaks and Red Curtains

Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week trying to find reasons not to stay in the house. This is partly due to trying to avoid my wife who is constantly asking when we intend to go and visit her mother in Macclesfield. Apparently (quote): "September is nearly on us, autumn is around the corner, the schools will be going back, half term will soon be upon us, Guy Fawkes night is waitin...
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Funny story:  Root Causes of Red Sox Star Carl Crawford's Bad Luck

Root Causes of Red Sox Star Carl Crawford's Bad Luck

Carl Crawford has been playing with a bad elbow. He may need surgery that will jeopardize at least part of next season, making three lost seasons of his seven-year contract. Carl must have broken a mirror the day he signed the Red Sox contract.
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Funny story:  Local Man "Gutted" As Everton Stuff United

Local Man "Gutted" As Everton Stuff United

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock told reporters this morning that he was "gutted" after seeing his beloved Manchester United crash to an opening day of the season defeat to Everton at Goodison Park last night. Everton won the match 1-0 with a second half header from Belgian star, Marouane Fellaini. "I was gutted," Shuttlecock related. "I'd been working the 2-10 shift and I forgot to Sky-Plus th...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Relegation Favourites After Everton Defeat

Manchester United Relegation Favourites After Everton Defeat

After the inglorious way in which Manchester United threw away last year's Premier League title race to city rivals, Manchester City, the new season began no better for the Old Trafford club, as they were soundly beaten 1-0 by an unfancied Everton te...
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Funny story:  Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

NEW YORK, New York - U.S. and European stocks advanced as world leaders decided on Monday to cancel all world debts to start economies over with a clean slate. The concept of countries cancelling their world debt has been popular among those who s...
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Funny story:  US Senator Justifies Legitimate Murder

US Senator Justifies Legitimate Murder

Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'. The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man...
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Funny story:  Akin: Woman's Body Armor Thwarts Rape Pregnancy with Tricks -- Sperm "Won't Ask for Help or Directions"

Akin: Woman's Body Armor Thwarts Rape Pregnancy with Tricks -- Sperm "Won't Ask for Help or Directions"

On the heels of his comment that "legitimate" rape is "really rare" and that "the woman's body has ways to shut that whole thing down," U.S. House Science Committee member Representative Todd Akin(R-MO)schooled newsmen today using the same sex educat...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy

CULVER CITY, California - Lindsay Lohan is most definitely one very lucky young lady. She has recently been involved in two automobile accidents where she ran into the back of an 18-wheeler loaded with Russian Roulette Vodka and then into the back of...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj - The New American Idol Judge

Nicki Minaj - The New American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have finally decided on a replacement for Steven "Lips" Tyler and it is none other than Nicki "Rumpola" Minaj. The 29-year-old hip hop artist from Trinidad was picked from a list that included such notabl...
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Funny story:  Australian City Leads The Way In Fighting Antisocial Behaviour

Australian City Leads The Way In Fighting Antisocial Behaviour

Brisbane City Council has made a groundbreaking move in the battle to dispel antisocial behaviour from the city centre's major precincts. The city has, for years, watched as groups of poorly educated and unemployed youths have gathered in the city...
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Funny story:  Senator Yoda Skinny Dips and Pees in the Sea of Galilee

Senator Yoda Skinny Dips and Pees in the Sea of Galilee

Senator Yoda from the planet of Dog Bath has admitted to being drunk while skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee a year ago while on a fact finding mission to find out if Israel has any other naked Yodas outside of himself. For the uniformed, the Sea...
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Funny story:  Tinker Tailor Soldier Red Sox Cold Warrior

Tinker Tailor Soldier Red Sox Cold Warrior

If you wondered what happened to the spy shenanigans of the Cold War, you have only to look at the Boston Red Sox. The subterfuge has been more convoluted than the plot of a John LeCarre spy novel. They dump anyone suspected of being a mole: Marco...
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Funny story:  NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

NYC Street Vendors Threaten Mayor Bloomberg with a Strike

New York, NY: New York City (NYC) Mayor Michael Bloomberg intends to restrict sugary soft drink sales to less than 16 ounce servings at city restaurants, movie theaters and stadiums. NYC street vendors met with the mayor over concerns that the pro...
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