Funny story:  Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
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Funny story:  Sick and Tired

Sick and Tired

I hate the "media". I am sick and tired of the fact that I cannot get the real news, without some new's media honcho's (or wienie journal-school jerk's or jerkett's) interpretation thereof. I hate the fact that I must conduct a daily search of right and left-leaning news sources, in order for me to somehow try to divine the truth there-between. Just when did "why" become such a necessary ing...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Brand New Reality Game Show "Etch A Sketch This" Has Been Cancelled - She Blames Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais

Joan Rivers Brand New Reality Game Show "Etch A Sketch This" Has Been Cancelled - She Blames Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais

HOLLYWOOD - It was not a good Easter holiday for Joan Rivers who got a call from the top executive at Donald Trump Hairdo Productions, who produce her reality game show Etch A Sketch This. Harvey F. Switchowitz III, informed the comedienne known a...
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Funny story:  Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!

Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!

Men, is your dating life DOA? Not to worry! These top-secret tips from NYC's #1 professional matchmaker will put the "life" back in your love: 1) Don't be a douchebag! Yes, it's true that ladies loooove douchebags - but they love non-douchebags even more! You can get plenty of trashy booty by acting like a jerk, but if you're interested in some seriously high-class love, acting like a decent, c...
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Funny story:  Stories About Manchester City And Liverpool Being Rubbish Are Almost As Dull As Stories About The World's Largest Penis

Stories About Manchester City And Liverpool Being Rubbish Are Almost As Dull As Stories About The World's Largest Penis

Spoof writers have been roundly condemned by the Archbishop of Dorking for repeatedly writing reams of absolute drivel about how crap Manchester City and Liverpool are at football. "There's way too much of this bollock-toss on the site at the mome...
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Funny story:  Jobs Crisis OVER: Wage Slavery Up 3%!

Jobs Crisis OVER: Wage Slavery Up 3%!

The United States Bureau of Labor has reported that for the first time in the past 6 years, unemployment rates have dropped a statistically remarkable 3%, with a corresponding 3% increase in levels of wage slavery. According to President Obama, th...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Offer A Massive Thanks To Manchester City

Liverpool Offer A Massive Thanks To Manchester City

A delegation of Liverpool FC officials arrived at the Etihad Stadium today bearing a massive 'thanks' for the players and staff of Manchester City. In what was no less than a meeting of the 'massives' the Liverpool delegation expressed their etern...
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Funny story:  Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran wh...
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Funny story:  Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

Eating your desk at lunch-time is 'a health hazard'

More sedentary workers are eating their desks during their lunch-hour instead of going out to a café or furniture shop. Some just nibble at desk-top corners, but many have been seen biting big chunks off. Office workers are making themselves more...
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Funny story:  Church leaders deliver Easter eggs

Church leaders deliver Easter eggs

Religious leaders have been busy this weekend delivering highly decorated Easter eggs to all-and-sundry on Sunday. The Archbishop of Cork, dressed up as a long-robed chicken, delivered the most politically-charged Easter egg. But the Bishop...
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Funny story:  2012 Presidential Election cancelled:  Armed combat to decide chief's spot

2012 Presidential Election cancelled: Armed combat to decide chief's spot

WASHINGTON,DC (ABSNN) A joint session of the House and Senate approved the cancellation of the 2012 Presidential election today in favor of "Armed, one-to-one combat," to settle the thing once and for all. "We're tired of hanging chads (W), elect...
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Funny story:  Titanic-shaped birthmark appears on Queen's arse

Titanic-shaped birthmark appears on Queen's arse

Windsor - A silhouette of the tragic liner has suddenly appeared crop circle-like on HM's posterior ahead of tomorrow's RIP centenary. Royal apothecaries studying the mole said it bears an uncanny resemblance to MS Balmoral, a 5,186 metric ton dea...
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Funny story:  Romney loses penis, blames Secret Service

Romney loses penis, blames Secret Service

ROMNEY, WV (ABSNN) Republican front-runner Mitt Romney lost his penis somewhere in Pennsylvania. He blames his Secret Service protection detail. The news of the lost penis was made public this morning in this tiny West Virginia town on the Maryland...
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Funny story:  Vampire Dating Site a Fangtastic Success

Vampire Dating Site a Fangtastic Success

Dating sites have had to compete in an ever more niche market area. Ads for mature dating, single parent dating, uniformed dating and illiterate darting have flooded the internet ad-sphere in recent weeks. One site has announced amazing growth in...
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Funny story:  YES and No-No: Sox and Yankees Stink Up the AL East

YES and No-No: Sox and Yankees Stink Up the AL East

Both the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees have suffered the slings and arrows of stink bug bites. The archrivals have matching records and no victories, moral or otherwise. Managers Joe Girardi and Bobby Valentine share the same sentimen...
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Funny story:  Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

A terrorist working for Basque Separatists was caught after attempting to dispose of depleted uranium in his wheelie bin in Leeds. "We've seen some right stuff chucked away we have," said bin man of forty years, Adam Chapel. "I've seen somebody ch...
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Funny story:  Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit

Tim Tebow Exchanges Football Field for Pulpit

Building on the success of his Easter sermon to 15,000 folks in Texas, football superstar Tebow has made a firm decision to switch careers. "Being a full-time preacher will mean I won't have the problem of having to retire early due to a broken...
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Funny story:  Moolah.web enters mortgage market

Moolah.web enters mortgage market

Moolah.web is set to continue their slow crucifixion of the poor with a mortgage product aimed specifically at "The desperate and gullible." Director Jacob Pretzelwitz was typically frank about the application process. "If they let us through the...
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Funny story:  Right royal seven year stitch-up

Right royal seven year stitch-up

London - The House of Windsor's top bigamist has been honored for keeping her gob shut these last seven years with a spurious gong whose Order was mothballed back in 1971. Camilla Fucker-Proles is to become the Hellfire Club's Dame Grand Double-Cr...
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Funny story:  My week as a woman - day two

My week as a woman - day two

I awoke on the Sunday morning, momentarily forgetting about my forfeit. I had lost a bet with my wife on the subject of pain. My wife decided over the course of a week, I would discover the pain women put up with every day. The previous day's shopping trip came back to me as I rolled over to get five more minutes, only to get my thumb caught in some lacy contraption I had gone to sleep in. As I...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writers Demand That Skoob1999 Be Banned From The Spoof Website

Spoof Writers Demand That Skoob1999 Be Banned From The Spoof Website

A delegation of leading spoof writers for internationally acclaimed satirical website, TheSpoof.co.uk have joined forces in lobbying the site owner, Mark Lowton, demanding that Martin Shuttlecock, aka Skoob1999 be banned from the site indefinitely.
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Funny story:  Copy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron

Copy of my letter wot I wrote and sent to David Cameron

Dear Sir, I understand that you are of a superior class, intellect and magnificence, with an ostentatiousness that must be the envy of many a politician. I also appreciate that your rise to become the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, representing Witney as its Member of Parliament, has been...
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Funny story:  Complexes and suchlike

Complexes and suchlike

According to Carl Jung, (1875 -1961), a complex is 'a core pattern of emotions, memories, perceptions, and wishes organized around a common theme.' It is 'perfectly normal to have complexes because everyone has emotional experiences that affect the psyche. Although they are normal, negative complexes can cause pain and suffering'. An example given is the case of an individual, in childhood, who...
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Funny story:  Manchester City Fans Told Not To Worry - Yesterday Was Just A Bad Dream

Manchester City Fans Told Not To Worry - Yesterday Was Just A Bad Dream

Manchester City fans were urged to keep the faith as the club homes in on its first championship in 44 years, by none other than former Oasis front man, Liam Gallagher. "Yesterday didn't happen, man," an exhausted Liam said, as he went to put the...
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Funny story:  British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus

British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus

A new survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance surrounding Easter and the events of Holy Week, amongst the general public. The survey, which was conducted by the respected agnostic journal, Navel-Gazing Today, was both scientific and repr...
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