INTERCOURSE, Pa. - Although many people feel it's appropriate to pick on the Amish, the Pennsylvanian Germans are getting the last laugh.
G'pickled Easter eggs are flying off the shelves of Amish food stores from Lancaster to Easton, Pennsylvania,...
NEW YORK CITY - The sports magazine Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has just released the results of their most recent NFL Internet Football Poll.
Senior reporter Rufus Reno stated that his publication conducted the football poll and that they rec...
In a shock development today, the 1st Inaugural Anti-Elitist Cross Thames Swim (1IA-ECTS)was interrupted catastrophically by 17 men and a woman in 2 boats in an elite rowing race.
The Umpire of the 1IA-ECTS, Ms Drephna Doughnu-Tgobbler has comment...
David Cameron has been rebuked for trying to trap voters using acetic acid and water, it has been confirmed. The alluring brown 'PFI Sauce' bottle pictures the Conservative leader promising to transform the NHS. But it has been discovered that the vi...
Employment has been found to be buttock-clenchingly monotonous, a new study suggests.
Last week many in employment noted that work is as dull as reading a Brontë book; this is in fact one definition of the term.
Now a new study has been published showing that the things we do to earn money, is never the thing we want to do.
What is surprising is that while work has been piling up and gett...
After roughly half a million years of hatred and war, mankind have finally packed it in.
The abrupt move from 'pretty dismal' to 'just groovy' occurred after someone at Cheney School, Oxford, asked during lunch break, "Why don't we just stop all t...
A hosepipe ban imposed on the South of England has led to widespread riots of a middle class nature.
Towns and villages in England have enjoyed looting and arson at the hands of cardigan-wearing crowds, one Guardian columnist said "we haven't been...
Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record.
"Basically," said psychologist, Paige Turner, "if you're a woman and you're menopausal, breaking up with your boyfriend, having a bad...
The anonymous Kansan who recently stepped forward to collect a check for $218 million acknowledged today that all of the money would be gone within a year.
"I've got big plans for that money. I'm gonna rent me some diamond furniture, invest in...
Regardless of Newt Gringrich's prospects for winning the Republican presidential nomination, it's impossible to dispute that the ladies looooove Newt! And it's not just the ladies - nearly every time Gingrich is scheduled to speak, he ends up doing so to a packed house.
Gingrich's passion is clearly contagious, as indicated by his sold-out debates and standing-room-only campaign events. In fac...
A white terrorist has been disabled by the police near the Thames meaning he may never be able to swim again without supervision.
Trenton Oldfield was spotted bobbing in the water near Hammersmith Bridge armed with diet coke and mento torpedo and...
The 158th annual boat race between Oxford and Cambridge was brought to a dramatic halt earlier today when the Oxford crew came under attack by a Somali Pirate submarine after it had suddenly surfaced a few yards in front of the Oxford rowing boat nea...
Surrey - Pratts Bottom resident and Foreign Orifice-approved cleaning woman Mrs Ida Hoover has spoken of her disgust at 'filthy' slurs blaming a covert MI6 division for the improbably immaculate state of Gareth Williams' apartment.
"WTF do they me...
If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy.
Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...
Police looked on helplessy as football broke out between two south coast rivals at Southampton on Saturday.
Southampton and Portsmouth fans stopped hurling insults and punches at eachother to watch two teams try to play a game of association footb...
Big spending Manchester City are set to raid the Emirates for a third time following the purchase of Samir Nasri and Gael Clichy last summer.
This time the title challenging blue half of Manchester are not after a player, but three points in the a...
Taking part in a re-creation of his amazing Thames swim, comedian David Walliams was today run down by the Oxford crew taking part in the Xchanging Boat Race. David's swim was completely disrupted, but he was unhurt and rescued from the water by a p...
The football world's greatest car crash player "Super" Mario Balotelli has a new rival for his throne of "Pratt in chief of the Premier League". His best friend Luigi Falcone is in talks to sign for hated rivals Manchester United.
Luigi 21 said:...
The meeting hall was crowded with media yesterday afternoon after the advance press release reached their offices. Newt Gingrich was to announce that the GOP convention in Tampa was going to be a "buggered" convention!
As Gingrich approached the...
With the Boston Red Sox opening day, Bobby Valentine was relegated to the doghouse as the pennant waving star of the day.
Alas, the pennant seems to be residing in Detroit, and Bobby V is merely an interloper, a wannnabe, and loser of the day. He'...
London - A top NATO intelligence official forcibly prevented Mrs Thatcher from nuking the hell out of Buenos Aires during the Falklands conflict according to classified defence papers to be published next week.
The documents describe the Downing S...
Copied from the author's 'Editors Comments Page', of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 139, published in April 2009. Amended to suit today's climate.
(When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the fir...
JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive.
Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...
JOLIET, Illinois - After six of Mitt Romney's campaign aides conducted an extensive song research the man who appears poised to be the representative of the GOP for the nation's highest office has finally announced his official campaign song.
Will...
Documents leaked to The Herald newspaper this weekend have laid bare the morass of thinking at Holyrood that passes for policy these days.
Alex Salmond has personally endorsed a scheme that would reverse the electricity grid back to wind turbines...