New York, NY-- A recent survey of sexuality in America has turned up some surprising results. Over 240 million Americans are transsexuals. The remaining 73 million Americans still identify themselves as being either male or female. Sex experts are...
For 28-year-old Kinsey MacDougall, knowing that United States government agents may be monitoring her personal email messages, cell phone calls and internet activity isn't a source of upset; it's a turn-on.
A self-acknowledged exhibitionist, Kins...
Although there are over 8 million people living in New York City, the company where Manhattan resident Bill Bartwell works employs only 60 people - making Bill's odds of running into any of his co-workers during his morning commute relatively low. Fa...
Norway - The mass killer is patently nuts prosecution sources said today as news of his heinous DNA was made public for the first time.
Apparently Anders Brevik has tested positive as Russian thug Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin's spawn, possibly conceiv...
London - Clothes, jewellery, cosmetic surgery, holidays, credit card bills, exotic pharmaceutical substances and personal 'grooming' worth more than £2 million have been racked up by the grasping royal gravytrain gold digger since her wedding last ye...
LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation.
Tango Br...
Royal Mail announced today that after discussions with union chiefs, a new plan had been thrashed out to keep mail delivery staff jobs secure for the foreseeable future.
Instead of reducing manpower, Royal Mail are to reduce horsepower. A plan is...
Stephen Hendrys MAXIMUM break took as he built up a 7-1 lead over Stuart Bingham took the headlines on Day 1, but fellow scot John Higgins completed his first round match with a nailbiting 10-9 last frame victory over Liang Wenbo. Seven previous champions have fallen at the first hurdle including Hendry, Davis, Griffiths and Dennis Taylor, so at 9-9 Higgins must have been nervous when Wenbo had a...
New York, USA. Noted scientist and globally recognised genius, Stephen Hawking, has made a late entrance into TV contest, Dancing With The Stars. This followed the withdrawal of one of the duos after a freak accident during rehearsal involving a chai...
Metta World Peace sent another unintentional elbow to the NBA headquarters.
After a dozen years of elbowing and other infractions, that is Ron Artest's story--and he's sticking to it.
Having entered a new age where giving a sports opponent a co...
London - Reports that 'they liked to share a saddle' were rubbished today before the emergence of previously unseen footage of the two men cycling near the Houses of Parliament.
Following close behind is another dodgy pair, subsequently identified...
If Delonte West gives you the "willies", you are no longer alone.
The most peculiar player in the NBA who has done a couple of stints with the Boston Celtics now makes his home in Dallas with the Mavericks.
When he played for the Celtics, Rajon...
In a shocking but awe-inspiring turn of events, two seemingly intractable enemies, Nature and the vacuum, have finally made peace.
It has long been known that "Nature abhors a vacuum." And indeed, scientists and theologians alike had considered th...
London - Cat-gut sutures inside Kate Middleton's gob may have suddenly burst open 'like cheap knicker elastic' according to Palace sources today.
The royal gravytrain freeloader's plastic surgery at a Mustique clinic in January saw ditsy dimples h...
Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey.
"Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Jessica Simpson has just about been pregnant longer than any celebrity in LaLaLand.
Many of her fans believe that judging by the looks of her belly, the 31-year-old singer, actress, and former full-figured model is clos...
The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues.
And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.
BILLINGSGATE POST - Obama's chief advisor, David Axelrod, told CNN's "State of the Union" today that the President has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps. Barney Frank is to be named Eunuch Cza...
Ex-model, actress and self-proclaimed socialite Swalloh Chisolm announced today she had been Simon Cowell's 'special friend' back in 2001. She made the claim after she was missed out of Simon Cowell's recently published unauthorised biography 'Sweet...
Manchester City striker, Carlos Tevez, has claimed the highly coverted 'Idiot of the year' award at this years glittering PFA awards ceremony.
Tevez, who was the clear favourite with bookmakers, had tears in his eyes as he collected the award. Spe...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The cast for the 6th season of NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice was announced on Friday, April 20, 2012 during an NBC press release.
The event took place in Snookie's basement (of The Jersey Shore fame).
During an NBC pr...