Funny story:  Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

Scousers of the Kop, the Koppites, now call for the 'second coming' of the 'Messiah', Roy Hodgson, as their LFC Manager!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: The Liverpool fan base is the most knowledgable, humble and sophisticated in the country, if not in the entire world. You'll Never Walk Alone, in Liverpool. Before Roy Hodgson was 'relieved' of his Anfield Command, were...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...
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Funny story:  Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

The Luddite Society are to hold a Kindle Burning party on Thursday to symbolise the destruction of what they see as the end of paper based books. "Kindles are an affront to every good thinking honest citizen," said Ned Ludd, who is the elected hea...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney, "I am Gay"

Mitt Romney, "I am Gay"

GAY, GA--- Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney was in this small city -- population 5000-- to receive the 'Key to the City'. Gay is the only city, manufacturing 'Made in America' collectible silver spoons. "They are sold in souven...
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Funny story:  Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - ABC's The Bachelor contestant Chantelle Martinee was spurned by her former castmates during the 2-hour season finale event, The Ladies Continue to Fight After the Final Picnic on the Beach, Part 4. Martinee, a 21-year-o...
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Funny story:  Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

South Carolina - A one time campaigning reporter and Myrtle Beach resident has described how freaked Skull And Bonesmen are pleading the fifth about the existence of a massive 'Frankenstein' snake captured at a St Augustine, Florida fairway last week...
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Funny story:  President Obama Orders a Hooker

President Obama Orders a Hooker

Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece...
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Funny story:  Chocolate Lego bricks lets kids play with their food

Chocolate Lego bricks lets kids play with their food

Better known for their range of plastic bricks, and computer games, and theme parks, Lego have created a chocolate version of their plastic bricks. "They don't come in all the shapes and sizes of the plastic bricks," said Julie Poe, who created th...
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Funny story:  Tulisa Contostavlos Offered Twenty Quid Plus A Share In The Profits To Make Another XXX Rated Video

Tulisa Contostavlos Offered Twenty Quid Plus A Share In The Profits To Make Another XXX Rated Video

Skoob Entertainment News's head honcho, Buffty Ginslinger, has announced that he has offered X-Factor judge and N-Dubz babe, Tulisa Contostavlos twenty quid in cash and a share in the profits if she'll get her kit off again and make another steamy ad...
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Funny story:  Man Utd  get double dose of the "Blues"!

Man Utd get double dose of the "Blues"!

Man Utd's defence resembled a huge lump of Swiss Cheese (remember Basel?) after firstly thrashing the Blues from Liverpool then crumbling and melting away like a mouldy piece of "Swiss gorgonzola" cheese. On the other side of town the other "Blues...
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Funny story:  West Ham lose Olympic Stadium Bid

West Ham lose Olympic Stadium Bid

West Ham United learnt today that they will not become tenants of the Olympic Stadium after the completion of the 2012 London Olympics. A study carried out by the London Sport & Tourism Executive concluded that West Ham's history of poor resul...
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Funny story:  Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

HARFOLD, Vt. - Benjamin Waters, 83, is so sick and tired of hearing and reading about Syria in the news every fucking day that he's getting really close to actually finding out where it is. "I keep telling myself, 'Who gives a crap?'" Waters said,...
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Funny story:  "The Special One" pokes Pep Guardiola in the eye!

"The Special One" pokes Pep Guardiola in the eye!

After putting up with the spectacular "falls", "dives" and "Hollywood play-acting" of a certain Chelsea pensioner, Barcelona trainer, Pep Guardiola, has now been poked firmly in the eye by his main rival, "The Special One"! Last night's El Clasico...
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Funny story:  Queen's sordid shaggings Scene 666, Act 9/11: Abu Qatada

Queen's sordid shaggings Scene 666, Act 9/11: Abu Qatada

Newbury - Dastardly non-dom terrist Abu Qatada may not be quite so Jordanian as most people think according to latest DNA findings. Apparently he is the rogue spawn of the Queen's sordid shaggings with Shaikh Rashid RIP, late Ruler of Dubai. T...
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Funny story:  Order of the Gutter for Kuwaiti piss-taker

Order of the Gutter for Kuwaiti piss-taker

London - A Kuwait government official tasered by cops for urinating on Tony Blair's doorstep has been nominated for the UK's top gong. Diplomatic Protection Racket officers blasted Ayedh Al-Rashidi, 40, with a powerful 50,000 volt shock and took h...
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Funny story:  Unconscious Spectators At Today's London Marathon 'Simply Ran Out Of Air'!

Unconscious Spectators At Today's London Marathon 'Simply Ran Out Of Air'!

At least seven hundred spectators at this year's annual spring London Marathon had to be given oxygen today with some of them then being taken to hospital after passing out while watching the runners as they took part in the gruelling event. The p...
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Funny story:  Selected Political News for W/E: 22nd April 2012

Selected Political News for W/E: 22nd April 2012

Monday 16th April 2012 Topic: "Respect's George Galloway has taken his seat in the House of Commons as the new MP for Bradford West." Source: BBC News Extract: He has vowed to speak out about Bradford's economic problems as well as his opposition to the Afghanistan war. After reading the traditional oath of allegiance to The Queen, Mr Galloway was offered his congratulations by MPs - includi...
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Funny story:  Nottingham News for W/E: 22nd April 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 22nd April 2012

Monday 16th April 2012 Topic: Crime "Two people hurt in shooting outside Nottingham hotel" Source: This is Nottingham Extract: Two people suffered leg injuries in a late-night shooting outside a Nottingham hotel. A 17-year-old youth and a 36-year-old woman were standing in front of the Stage Hotel, in Gregory Boulevard, on Saturday when they were hurt. Comment: "Very encouraging, that hotel...
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Funny story:  My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 22nd April 2012 - Two

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 22nd April 2012 - Two

Monday 16th April 2012 * Shock of the Spoof being down when I tried to open it, was not as bad as last time. * Had bath, did teggies, shaved, had crap and changed into glad-rags, and went over the road to grope Margaret. (In my dreams!) * Walked to get some nosh, and got the tram back. I hope someone found my fingerless gloves wot I left on the tram platform seat and has made use of them. Tu...
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Funny story:  "Never Mind Cheryl Cole - Simon Cowell Will Father My Football Babies" - Says Burnley Woman

"Never Mind Cheryl Cole - Simon Cowell Will Father My Football Babies" - Says Burnley Woman

Hot on the heels of shattering revelations that X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell had a thing about Geordie mime merchant, Cheryl Cole, a Burnley woman has announced that Simon Cowell will be the duly designated father of her projected eleven children. E...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'

Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It appears that the "Loose Moose" AKA Sarah Palin, is back and this time she is wishing and hoping that, unlike the last time, someone pays attention to her. But as comedian Zydeco Dupree recently said at The Giggle Giggle Comed...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

Rihanna Talks Openly About Her "Switch Hitting" Rumors

MALIBU - Barbabos songstress Rihanna and her BFF Melissa Forde were out on the town and caused quite a stir as they walked hand-in-hand into the exquisite Ristorante Giorgio Baldi formerly The Jellyfish Tentacles Bar & Grill. Carolina Chipotle...
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Funny story:  The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The Seeing Sloth, a guide animal school specializing in training sloths, has announced that the first guide animals will be available to the general public in the coming months, or perhaps years. Despite the fact that the school is called The See...
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Funny story:  "Demonic Possession - It's The Money Shot For Creationists" Claims Evolutionist

"Demonic Possession - It's The Money Shot For Creationists" Claims Evolutionist

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who tends to believe that Evolutionists have quite a convincing point, whilst simultaneously acknowledging the existence of a higher spiritual order, today took a short break from his usual weekend bouts of 'not doing a...
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Funny story:  Entering the Valentine Zone

Entering the Valentine Zone

Bobby Valentine is now going where no manager has gone before. This is the voyage of the 2012 Red Sox, an intrepid group of baseball players who have no chemistry or biology that in any way resembles a team The mission of Bobby Valentine was su...
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