Funny story:  Fenway Park Lists: 'A' List Reaches Down to the B 'List'

Fenway Park Lists: 'A' List Reaches Down to the B 'List'

When you are an afterthought, you may feel a little unwanted. According to the Red Sox, Theo Epstein (General Manager for two World Series teams) was not invited to the big shindig at Fenway on Friday because he was a man without a number. Yes,...
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Funny story:  Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

Area Man's Leg Dies In Its Sleep

WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...
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Funny story:  110% Gene

110% Gene

Scientists have finally isolated the "110%" gene that sets sportsman apart from us mere mortals. Staggeringly though it may seem most sportsman claim to give "110%" very few are actually capable of doing this as they do not possess the "110%" gene. P...
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Funny story:  Andre Breivik, Ted Nugent And Charlie Sheen Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, Ted Nugent And Charlie Sheen Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing mass murderer, Ted Nugent, the Detroit 'Motorcity Madman' (in so many ways more than the original intent) and Charlie Sheen, the 'Platoon Psycho', will be kicking of their 'Kick You In The Teeth' maniac...
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Funny story:  Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Times Square - Dick Clark has no intention of resting in peace. The television pioneer has brushed off the massive heart attack which led to his death earlier this week, and is busy planning his traditional New Year's Eve broadcast from New York's Ti...
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Funny story:  US to Open Relationships With Cuba For FarmVille Resources.

US to Open Relationships With Cuba For FarmVille Resources.

(Washington, DC) - Today, Barack Obama announced that he will continue to work with Cuba to restore communication in order for the United States to gain access to Cuba's FarmVille resources. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet A. Napolitano, wa...
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Funny story:  Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...
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Funny story:  Social Scientists Say Childhood Now Ends At Age Sixty-One

Social Scientists Say Childhood Now Ends At Age Sixty-One

New York, NY-- A new report presented to the United Nations claims that childhood isn't over until the sixty-first year. Adults seem to be growing up much slower than before. No one knows why but Global Warming is suspected. Adults are still ph...
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Funny story:  Social Scientists Say Childhood Now Ends At The Age Of One

Social Scientists Say Childhood Now Ends At The Age Of One

New York, NY-- A new report presented to the United Nations claims that childhood is now over after only 12 months. Children seem to be growing up much faster than before. No one knows why but Global Warming is suspected. Children are still phy...
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Funny story:  May Days Alarming Cock Up

May Days Alarming Cock Up

Theresa May has got her days in a muddle in a European Court bid by Abu Guitar over his deportation to Jordan. May claims she has the date of May Day right because it is her birthday. 'Would I get that wrong?' she asked a puzzled House of Commons.
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Funny story:  Neil Heywood and the Middletons, who would have thought it?

Neil Heywood and the Middletons, who would have thought it?

London - Daft social climbing parasites the Middletons were once business pals of the hapless Chinese fixer found RIP'd in a Chongqing motel. Their fledgeling psychic advice company Fortune Cookie Associates bombed after disastrous predictions vir...
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Funny story:  Kevin Garnett Throws Boston Media into Golden Pond

Kevin Garnett Throws Boston Media into Golden Pond

Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett won (for the second time) the Red Auerbach Award on Wednesday night for the 2011-12 season. He deserved it. Later, in the locker room he ripped the Boston media to shreds. KG tends to hold a grudge longer t...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea Star Reveals Winning Formula Over Barcelona

Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so! The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...
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Funny story:  Supermarkets admit to controlling inflation

Supermarkets admit to controlling inflation

The big four supermarkets have come clean and admitted that they, and not the government or the banks, are in control of Britain's inflation figures. "The prices that we charge in our shops," said Tess Coe, spokesperson for Tesbury's, "are the sin...
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Funny story:  UK braces itself for a rainbow swarm

UK braces itself for a rainbow swarm

The Meteorological Office is issuing an amber warning to residents of the UK to prepare itself for a rainbow swarm as the wet weather sweeping the country causes spontaneous rainbow generation in all parts. "As we all know," said Michael Fish of t...
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Funny story:  People who moisturise advised to use both hands

People who moisturise advised to use both hands

Doctor and Gambol, the UK's largest manufacturer of non-edible creams, have announced the results of a study into moisturising that has come up with some remarkable conclusions. "We discovered that people tend to moisturise using just their writin...
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Funny story:  How to Turn People Stupid

How to Turn People Stupid

After the fall of the Persian Empire in 632, Omar, the 2nd successor to the prophet of Islam, issued his legendary order: 'Burn the libraries, for their value is in this book, (i. e., Moslem script).' The result of this decision and its complications was/has been, in fact, tantamount to surgically removing the brains of the Persian scientists of the time. After the burning of the books, Arabs, wh...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

Demi Moore Pleads With Ashton Kutcher To Take Her Back - AK Replies "Ah, That Ship Has Sailed!"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Close friends of Demi Moore are very concerned about the health and well-being of the former "Cougar" wife of Ashton Kutcher. They say that all of a sudden the 49-year-old Moore truly believes that her former "Boy Toy" actually w...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
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Funny story:  Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...
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Funny story:  Abu Qatada May Go Or He May Not. He May Be Gone By May. May Still Be Here For The Olympics

Abu Qatada May Go Or He May Not. He May Be Gone By May. May Still Be Here For The Olympics

Home Secretary Theresa May, may or may not have got her dates confused over the appeal deadline for terror suspect, Abu Qatada, although independent lawyers insist that Qatada may or may not be deported by May - stating that a monumental cock-up with...
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