Topeka, Kansas - A young man obsessed with the game World of Warcraft was arrested for forcing a branch of the Wachovia bank to deposit a partially decomposed severed head from a creature that the man insisted was an orc.
The 4"11 overweight man i...
In the wake of the riots that swept through Britain's cities, Daily Mail columnists, Richard Littlejohn and Jan Moir, are to attempt to break the record for high horse ascending.
"As I watched the violence unfold on my paid-for television," Moir,...
A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...
HARFOLD, Vermont--The Center for Labor Statistics, a local think tank of three guys with high school degrees, sat down at Ms. Harfold Diner on all-the-fish-you-can-eat Friday for a discussion of the current unemployment rate as Labor Day roles around...
After all the excitement Lindsay Lohan use to provide the voyeurs of the world she totally shocked the entertainment industry by laying low and not creating any controversy for an entire month.
Lindsay has become known for doing crazy publicity st...
The Hubble Space Telescope will soon be searching for heavenly bodies of a different kind as it begins its new mission: filming live X-rated images that will be broadcast on a new adult TV station.
The giant telescope will be repositioned to face...
CHICAGO - Rock singer Ozzie Ozbourne decided to trump his own former accomplishments in animal abuse by appearing on stage naked and proceeding to bite the head off a live walrus. The act took four hours, witnessed by a mixture of cheering fans, outr...
Residents of Worthing were left in a state of shock and awe today, after a gay dog ran amok on Worthing seafront, trying to pump up any dog unfortunate enough to cross its path. Witnesses described the dog as 'a big brindle type thing with short stub...
Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami.
She was photo-s...
New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing.
"If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...
Politicians have drawn up drastic plans to reform Britain's National Health Service, after it was revealed that the majority of people in NHS hospitals are sick or dying.
MP Herbert Fluffer called it "shocking" and "a disgrace" that the NHS contai...
London - Their 1969 nuptials in a HMP Broadmoor converted composting lav has cost the nation more than the entire Royal Protection Racket budget since the Silver Jubilee.
This weekend spooks are said to be doing their nut amid reports someone's ab...
Colonel Gaddafi has been offered an escape route via the UN. He is to be announced as their VIP, Goodwill Ambassador and will start his new role as soon as they can find him.
This is a shock announcement, but the UN largely run by the US (?), feel...
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman camps have agreed to terms for an old fashioned Catfight, to settle recent disharmony.
"I know in Alaska we'd just duke it out and get it over with," said Sarah, "Its what having freedom and democracy is all about.
LOS ANGELES - Well as if things weren't all ready bad enough for The Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith & Marc Anthony Traveling Sideshow and Carnival now comes word from the big Tinsel Town castle in the sky that the Pinkett-Smith/Anthony TNT s...
WAHOO, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann had just finished talking to a group of about 29 people at the Happy-Go-Lucky Corncob Trailer Park in the Nebraska town of Wahoo, when she was approached by a reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette.
Coqu...
A man with a cigarette lighter tried unsuccessfully to ignite his own gas aboard a Delta flight yesterday. He was wrestled to the ground by passengers and members of the crew, inches away from the cockpit door. Witnesses say the suspect had his pan...