League One side Swanage Bakers IV have sent a loan request to Manchester City to take gravity defying Carlos Tevez on-loan, until someone can be bothered to take on his demands; one of them being that he is insists that he has a rotating hostess on s...
The Saturday night ratings war between ITV and the BBC took a new and unprecedented turn yesterday.
Due to start in late October, TV's new flagship series, Pro-Celebrity Duelling with Ant and Dec, will see celebrities take part in live duels to t...
Hello! And welcome to the second edition of the magazine that lets you know what other stuck up snooty curtain twitchers are doing around the country. Hope you enjoy!
Mrs Scrongle-Fettlebum from the suburbs of Ventnor, held her annual Nose Bleeders party this week. Many people turned up and it was a great success. The blood will be donated to the local hospice. Tea and Scones were served.
At Amazon's Wednesday morning press conference in New York City, it wasn't only the long-awaited tablet computer (the Kindle Fire) that was introduced. It was also THREE other new Kindles.
Amazon had also brought along some earlier Kindles (fir...
Language is in a constant state of flux
What was common 500 years ago will now get you some funny looks
This has been the subject of a great many books
Discussing how they made a verb out of a word like ducks
But for these tomes, they'll charge you fifty bucks
And this piece is free, but not as comprehensive
We can use words to shine light into tiny nooks
And scare away some metaphorical...
Embittered Manchester City star Carlos Tevez will today launch his new career on the West End stage.
In a radical departure from his current role as a forward for the Manchester side, now second in the Premiership, he has agreed to play Lady Brac...
The Sun has reported today that one of its undercover reporters, posing as an employee of Spud-u-Like, has spoken with Cheryl Cole about her alleged relationship with the Yeti. She is reported to have told the freelance reporter that Mr Yeti, 46, cur...
Nick Clegg has shocked football fans by speaking out in impassioned defence of Carlos Tevez' refusal to come on as a substitute for Manchester City during last night's Champions League game against Bayern Munich.
"Look," said Clegg in a specially...
Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich.
The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big.
"I have turned into a...
Comedy writer David Croft has sadly passed away at the age of 89. He was a veteran of the 1970s sitcoms Dad's Army and It Ain't Half Hot Mum, for which he was decorated and gained widespread fame. Later in his career he also served in 'Allo 'Allo, an...
After Carlos Tevez refused to play for City last night in the Champions league defeat against Bayern Munich, Sir Alex Ferguson popped over to City and bought him back.
City were glad to get rid of the Enfant Terriblé and United certainly need a "...
Manchester City and Argentina forward Carlos Tevez has signed up former strike leader Arthur Scargill to organise a march in his name.
The scarfaced player is fed up with the backlash since his apparent refusal to play against Bayern Munich in the...
The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama's 'Green Team" at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more 'green jobs' and pointing to the spr...
Dyslexic MPs were today accused of exploiting their disability to further their own political ambitions.
In a strongly worded letter to the Grauniad, the leader of the dyslexic parliamentarian union has asked for an overall increase in weekly cel...
Police were today looking for witnesses after Mr Yeti, the missing link between humans and apes, was stolen from his home in London.
He was last seen strapped to the back of a flatbed Ford Transit, identical to the one sought in connection with t...
UK fans of the hit US comedy Friends are celebrating after it emerged that the series is to return to British screens.
The show was cancelled by its home in the UK, Channel 4 subsidiary E4, earlier this year after about 3,000 repeats.
But with...
The Sun has today reported that Cheryl Cole, following her acrimonious split from footballer husband Ashley, has began dating the political refugee and former abominable snowman Mr Yeti.
Yeti, 46, thought to be the missing link between humans and...
A new book that has divided literary experts in the UK has been banned from school and library shelves in Hog Jaw county, Arkansas, USA.
Top academics at the Oxford, Cambridge and Hounslow universities have been slinging mud at each other over th...
Los Angeles - 'Evidence' from the alien autopsy footage forger who reckoned Princess Diana 'faked' her own death may be heard at last in the Conrad Murray trial.
Today's editorial in LA FaghagSlagMag celebwatch magazine cites depositions filed by...
Roly-Poly Pop Idol loser Michelle McManus has been uncovered on Berwick beach with a makeshift market stall.
The rotund reality show 'star' shot to fame in the 2003 edition of the popular Simon Cowell show with stunning renditions of songs by Fats...
The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters.
Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...
The protests that aren't happening in New York's famous financial district are still not happening, according to people who haven't seen it, mainly due to the fact that it isn't going on at all, which is also the main reason for it not being covered...
Human rights group Sanctuary International say they will fight any moves to have a Tibetan asylum seeker deported.
Mr Yeti, 46, a lecturer at Kings College and the only living example of the legendary 'abominable snowman' ever recorded, is accuse...
The mysterious and elusive Yeti, believed to be the missing link between humans and the great apes, has finally been discovered.
Standing seven feet and with thick white fur, the existence of this large primate thought to have evolved from the gr...
HOLLYWOOD - Elisabetta Canalis danced her cute little Italian butt off but she just did not receive enough votes to keep her from being eliminated on Dancing With The Stars.
Her partner Val Chmerkovskiy (Maksim's brother) taught her well but it se...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino officially had its grand opening and the very first registered guests were the stars of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
The new resort and casino is co-owned by Ry...
In a bid to lift national spirits and world standing the Greek Government has announced plans to send a manned space ship to Uranus by 2020.
Speaking from Athens, Greek Space Administration CEO Apollo Kakas made the announcement at a press confer...
BERLIN, Germany--Time to restock your fallout shelters. The German "Röntgensatellit" or ROSAT will most likely slam into Earth's atmosphere in late October or early November.
However, whereas the UARS carried a 1 in 3,200 chance of hitting us, the...
ABBA, who recently changed its name to BAAB, has been receiving tons of hate mail regarding the change and impending record to be recorded in October.
Agnetha, Björn, Benny, and Anni-Frid, shook up their aging fans when they announced recently the...
Following on from my previous article about the Science of Politics, I have put together some further information for aspiring politicians.
If you are lucky enough be elected to Parliament you should spend some time getting properly inducted into the basics of the system. This will allow you to slide smoothly into your new role with the minimum of fuss. It would be a mistake to think you know...
Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind.
The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...