Uh-oh. Perhaps the 'lucky' person who bought the dress for several million bucks wasn't so lucky after all. Little did the avid fan know that some little extras were included with Marilyn Monroe's iconic white dress from the movie, "The Seven Year...
Emerald City, Oz-- The famous Tin Man from the 'Wizard of Oz' stories passed away in his sleep last night from heart failure. Doctors say his ticker simply stopped ticking. The Tin Man was the last of his Yellow Brick Road comrades to die. All the...
A shoal of deadly Amazon Piranhas attacked a Thames tug in broad daylight today and after gnawing at her bottom for 5 minutes, she sunk without trace.
Experts were called in to investigate the incident and nobody seems to know where these dastardl...
Last night the International Date Line, the boundary line between 'today' and 'tomorrow' was stolen by a group of metaphysical criminals calling themselves the 'Time Lords'. Since it's inception in 1884 at the International Meridian Conference, the Date Line has been tucked safely away in the middle of the Pacific ocean at 180 degrees Longitude. This morning the Date Line finds itself slap bang in...
AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres.
Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...
Until last week Springdale, Ohio was just like any other American mid west town complete with its own Walmart. Now it finds itself at the centre of a media and political sensation. The reason for all this, the restless spirit of Osama Bin Laden has n...
Washington--Rick Perry promises everyone will be forced get their vaccinations when he becomes president.
"I think it is my civic duty to force everyone to get vaccinations, even if they don't need it. Government shouldn't interfere in business,...
It's the book the whole of football has been waiting for - one man's angry rants against everything from Sir Alex Ferguson to his pet goldfish, Busby. Exclusive to the Spoof are these excerpts from Gary Neville's unofficial autobiography 'Cunts'.
On Sir Alex Ferguson
'I met Sir Alex before he was a Sir, just when he was plain old Alex Ferguson or 'the Gaffer' as I used to call him. He w...
The Metropolitan Police have demanded Spoof provides its sources of information on the Hacking Scandal.
A communique from the High Command states: 'Your revelations about the Hacking Scandal have shown just how inept our own investigation has been...
Fulham are being investigated by the FA after charging away fans £500 for a Cottaging Package at the game against their West London rivals QPR.
The Limited Edition Event includes being shown Tommy Trinder's false teeth, full access to the Glory Ho...
Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA HQ sources said today the binary stars orbited by newly discovered Kepler-16b act as the perfect visual foil to camouflage UFO traffic.
The Tatooine-like planet is bathed in sunlight for 99% of its 30-hour day and lies on...
A Limericke about a certain Condition associated with the misspent life of an Old Alumnus who was stricken with a Malady not unlike the One that currently is afflicting His Majesty and causing such great Consernation among those dwelling within the Palace:
Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excell...
The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy.
The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...
A new planet discovered by the Keppler telescope has turned out to be no bigger than a speck of dust, say scientists at the world famous Keppler Nerdshed.
"We were excited by the discovery of a planet orbiting two stars," said Professor Devlin Som...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama, the nation's First Lady, or First Mama, as her husband President Barack Obama calls her, is extremely upset at what she is calling unfounded findings regarding alleged allegations about a so-called illegal gift whic...
An evil man I know is on the brink, I can reveal, after a recent downturn in his state-of-mind.
The man, who wishes to rename mainless, recently split with his wife of 22 years, and his two children, choosing instead to live alone, albeit with frequent visits from another woman, some years younger than his pretty wife.
Initially, the man shrugged off his semi-guilty feelings over the welfare...
LEAVENWORTH, Kansas - Newt Gingrich's GOP Whiter Than White Bus Tour pulled into the home of the infamous Leavenworth Federal Prison as well as the home of Leavenworth Lolita's Barbecued Burgers & Hot Dogs Diner.
Gingrich speaking to a crowd t...
For many years, Thailand's taxi drivers have been subject to extreme criticism over their perceived rudeness, lack of courtesy and general unprofessionalism. Until now, they had been keeping a gentlemanly silence, hoping the complaints would go away,...