The Halloween weekend is one of Hollywood's most lucrative, but this year's batch of films leaves something to be desired. This list of Labor Day "blockbusters" was passed to me by an executive at a major studio. Plot summaries are below.
PATCHES - Based on the heart-wrenching, tear-jerking, suicide-inducing blues ballad by Clarence Carter. Oprah Winfrey presents this mind-numbing tale of a boy...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Times are tough, according to a report today. With 15.1% of the U.S. population now living in poverty, homelessness is becoming an option for more people.
More and more people can't pay the rent with low-paying jobs. The car's be...
A very huge, unemployed, hod-carrying, skin-headed, bovver booted, wearing braces and jeans up to his six-pack made of Pilsner Urquell, BNP member was waiting outside a Lloyds Bank in Walthamstow High St today.
He was just about to enter in an at...
Miami, Florida - Overthrown last month in a corporate food fight, the Burger King has vowed to regain his kingdom - the home of the Whopper - by becoming President of the United States.
"I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves," the ki...
The life of a police officer can be dreary and unfulfilling. The patrolling of damp, poorly-lit streets, the constant interaction with the dregs of society, the never ending paperwork...It's little wonder that most police officers are regarded by the public as morose and anally focused.
But with the Metropolitan Police's 'Ballroom Dancing Tips for Front Line Officers' programme, the way is open...
Leader of Libya's National Transitional Council, Limahl, has promised that the new government will be guided by the principles of "moderate Scientology". He announced the decision to huge crowds in the nation's capital Tripoli, as they celebrated the...
London - Accusations that unscrupulous relatives are cashing in on the dead singer's legacy have seen the cancellation of Wednesday's 28th birthday memorial gig at Chalk Farm's Roundhouse.
Organised by former drinking mates at Camden Lock's Whorel...
Toronto, Canada-- Madonna met with the press yesterday regarding a new movie she directed. The 'Menopausal Girl' looked haggard and tired as she tried to defend her creation. After making her opening statement to the press, a reporter from theSpoof...
When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup...
The following article about David (The Liar) Cameron, was sent in by the old gi... er.. Senior Citizen who, over the years has kept pestering us with such rubbish and uninteresting items about politicians. On this occasion we could see his point, so decided to publish it in full, as a warning to others about the nepotism, nihilism, nastiness and nequient nature of the man and his crooked colleague...
MY THOUGHTS ON MP's Today
Our beloved crooked MP's, got elected using lies, nepotism, and audacity,
Along with astucity, loquacity, Daddies money, and much pugnacity,
The rich ones got selected for office, where they use their verbosity,
No one questioned their morals, nihilism, greed, or alcoholicity,
They hang on to office using bribes, lies, backhanders and speciosity,
Fiddle...
David William Donald Cameron, the Coalition's leader, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, and Hater of the Poor, and representatives for Witney as its Member of Parliament (MP) - we thought the following anagrams were the most applicable of his name and nature, of those sent in to the Upper Denture...
HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera recently stated that ever since she was a little girl growing up in Staten Island, New York that she has always been fascinated with motorcycles.
She said that for her third birthday her parents bought her a Fisher P...
The final results were announced last night in the search to find Britain's greatest lover. Competition, like much else, was stiff, but the millions of eligible entrants were finally whittled down to just one man, 29 year old Stephen Quinn from Donca...
BEVERLY HILLS - The man behind the new show X-Factor, Simon Cowell recently threw a party at his mansion Casa La T-Shirt, on September 7, in honor of one of his all-time favorite music legends Buddy Holly.
Cowell and his fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy i...