OAKLAND, CA-Shortly following the announcement of longtime Raiders owner Al Davis' death Saturday, the Oakland Raiders released a statement saying that even though Davis was now gone, he would forever symbolically remain the owner of the Oakland Raid...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today confirmed that he has been approached by a BBC producer, with an offer of a leading role in upcoming BBC sitcom, 'The Site.' It's thought that a handful of rather crap appearances on the upload yourself website pro...
SPRINGFIELD--Twentieth Century Fox Television and the Simpson family and a few other key figures finally settled a salary dispute that had threatened to end the longest-running reality TV show, The Simpsons, after 23 seasons.
Led by father Homer,...
New York - "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." That could be mantra of Hank Steinbrenner who along with the rest of the Steinbrenner family have gobbled up the ALDS-winning Detroit Tigers and have changed that team's name to the New New York Yankees.
Sources close to Pippa Middleton revealed today that the wondrously rumped one still hasn't responded to an offer of $5 Million from an adult movie producer to appear in a walk-on part in an XXX rated movie.
The Hollywood based producer, who spott...
Prime Minister David Cameron has today demanded a full public enquiry into what is now being called the Fox report.
It is claimed that Defence Secretary Liam Fox may have granted unprecedented access to classified files and to ministerial privile...
While presenting an article on cooking asparagus for ITV's prime-time series This Morning, television presenter Keith Chegwin spontaneously combusted earlier today in what viewers have said was "a huge fireball". The asparagus was said to have been o...
England's rugby stars today flew home from their disastrous World Cup tour in New Zealand.
The tour was marked by below average performances on the pitch and by drunken nights that became headline news in newspapers both in Britain and in New Zea...
David Cameron today delighted campaigners when he announced to the world his intention to undergo gender reassignment.
"I've been hiding this for too long now and feel it is time to be honest with myself, to my constituents and to the nation as a...
The coverage of the lunatic fringe protest, also known as Occupy Wall Street, started on Fox news. Like few other news stories the Fox creates, it spread to other news outlets. These lunatic protestors are known as the other 99% of the American popul...
London - There's been an urgent call to MI6 bosses this weekend to call off the hounds trailing a buffoonish-looking former flat mate of British Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox.
Media sources have noted that a dodgy espionage tale is brewing up nice...
This is using an indisputable mathematical logic and should be viewed from a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in...
Heavy drinking MPs are often so sozzled they can barely stand up in the Commons, a Tory MP claimed last night.
In an interview in one of the House of Commons 14 bars, a Tory MP who cannot be named for security reasons said; "Many stagger into the...
BEVERLY HILLS - If there is one thing that Beverly Hills has it's jewelry stores and Jada Pinkett-Smith and Marc Anthony were recently spotted looking at rings at the exquisite Queen's Choice Jewelry Store on Rodeo Drive.
The jewelry store is note...
HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters, star of The View, says that she has seen it all but she said that she had not seen what occurred to recent guest Heidi Montag.
Montag appeared on the show and was interviewed by Joy "Hey You" Behar who asked her about...
Latest news is that those American slackers who have the cojones to come out and protest about corporate greed, banking malpractice, and tax evading billionaires, are to be reinforced by a delegation of commie pinko Limey bastards, who are about to g...
Music fans across the UK were stunned and appalled last night after witnessing some "amazing" covers on the leading music show, BBC 2's Later With Jools Holland.
During the extended Friday night show, the former Squeeze keyboard man introduced cur...
England, under Fabio Capello, qualified for the finals of Euro 2012 in Montenegro last night, despite 'talismanic' strike Wayne Rooney's dismissal after 73 minutes.
The Manchester Utd Scouse hair transplant victim was sent off for kicking Dzudovic...