It seems like ancient history now, but the truth behind the break up of F1 ace Lewis Hamilton, and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger can finally be revealed.
As first described in this very organ, the rot started setting into the couple's relation...
TV Watchdog, Comoff, has come down hard on Harry Hill's show TV Burp.
"Half way through every show," said Comoff chairperson, Charlene Sheen, "Harry Hill picks on two items, say a sandcastle and an igloo, and they have a fight."
Comoff don't ha...
There was surprise this week when the Winehouse Memorial Rehab Clinic announced that they have begun a new course for treating people for protest addiction. Although most protesters are too poor to afford the £10,000-a-go fees, there are enough wayward celebrity offspring and hippy lottery winners for the course to be turning a small profit.
I spoke exclusively to one of the patients, who would...
BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle.
Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan...
LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life.
Suffice to...
Dear Ed
Re- Hair. I used to have quite a bit of it. Then I got to a point in life where I didn't have quite so much, and now I find I don't have any at all. My wife attributes it to my age, but I don't believe her. If that was the case, how come the ones on the backs of my fingers and the tops of my toes keep growing? Answer me that then, eh! Eh!
Telly Savalas
Newbury.
*****
Dear Si...
CODY, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped off in Cody, Nebraska, the home of Aunt Agatha's Diet Cornbread.
Bachmann spoke at the local high school's parking lot before a crowd estimated to be in the vicinity of...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Since day one on the job, President Obama has had his hands tied up with many different political agendas and front lawn beer chats. However, he always managed to find time to read at least ten letters out of twenty thousand he rece...
CHICAGO - It's one thing if you get caught transferring money around to disguise a bribe scandal, it's another thing if you pursue income from bribes and don't get caught. That's what former Governor Rod Blagojevich thinks as he awaits his sentence d...
A hitherto respectable British based satirical website, (Which we can't name here because we're scared!) has been exposed as a haven for those such as described in the headline, following an undercover investigation by a man in a raincoat.
To all...
Karnataka, India - system engineer, Anjali Rao has discovered the protocol on which the spiritual word communicates.
Not unlike existing Transmission Control Protocol / internet protocol (TCP/IP), Anjali states there is a "soul control protocol"...
70's 'new wave' rockers, the Tom Robinson Band, of 2-4-6-8-Motorway fame, are to reissue their classic track 'Glad To be Gay' in tribute to an intrepid if somewhat ragtag band of Spoof writers, who are apparently as gay as a box of pink marshmallows...
Sir Richard Branson has bounced back again from the depths of adversity, following his recent disappointment, as his plans for 'The People's Princess of Hearts and Landmines' Giant Sir Richard Branson Log Flume Ride' in conjunction with the Princess...
London - Clutching some onion slivers inside a silk monogrammed hanky the weepy-faced ex-UK Prime Monster sobbed quietly as pix of Colonel Gaddafi lying in a Misrata butcher's shop window went viral this weekend.
The $10 million-per annum JP Morga...
WASHINGTON: Chaffing at criticism from Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov that the Geneva Conventio was breached by the killing of Colonel Gaddafi, the White House backed down on taking credit for his assassination.
White House spokesman, J...
MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games.
The original plans...
On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...
Hello and welcome to the fourth in our Beginner's Guide series.
In this edition we are talking about travel.
Since man could first walk, he has wandered freely, seeking out adventure and experience to broaden the mind.
From the classic family holiday to the trans-Atlantic business trip, travel has become a much needed part of the day to day dealings of the human race.
Whether you are p...
The Dean of St Paul's Cathedral in London has seen the light and had an extraordinary conversion! Speaking to the officials of the Church Commissioners he said he now realised 'the vital part the capitalist system plays in the running of the church'...
A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and poverty, starting in August 1947
Chapter 38 - The Medical for the British Railway Job, and its findings
I'd applied for a job as a British Railways Goods Van Guard, got through the initial interview, and was sent to Derby Station to have my medical carried out.
I arrived at the Station, locked my push-bike to a lam...
HAVANA - Ever since former Cuban President Fidel Castro entered into power in 1976 he's always had an eye on Libya's Muammar Gadhafi for archrival reasons.
According to a study done in world history by Professor Elitzer Spilliot of University of P...
VENEZUELA - It has been three years since the President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez received his first Apple Mac Book Pro and one and a half years since he has been trying to learn how to use Twitter.
Chavez enjoys the Apple experience immensely beca...
Barack Hussein Obama, the man who illegally took The White House, wants to become Supreme Ruler of America.
His 1st step is to built a moat similar to the moats build around Castles in the Middle Ages.
The moat will contain water that will orig...
DETROIT - In what has been dubbed the bravest political idea since President Obama promised to change the way politics is done in Washington, Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain has revised and redefined his original 9-9-9 tax plan to sound...
EGYPT - Ever since the Arab Spring began, fallen leaders or tyrants, depending on whom you ask have been dethroned one by one as if it were a cadence from God. Not until fallen Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi ordered an unofficial civil war on his peop...
NEW ORLEANS - Rosie O'Donnell flew down to the Big Easy to pick up her weekly purchase of Louisiana Deluxe Blue Clawed Crawfish which she hand picks herself from Bayou Beaudreau Beauregard's Crawfish and Alligator Farm.
While in New Orleans she me...
CUPERTINO, CA-New England native and longtime iPhone owner Jeorge Ballad Cole claims that Steve Jobs spoke to him through SIRI.
In familiarizing himself with SIRI, Jeorge decided to ask "Where is Steve Jobs?" SIRI replied "I don't see 'Steve Jobs...
NEW YORK CITY - Whether the player representatives decide to reconsider their share of the pie or whether the owners reconsider their desired share of the pie, players, coaches, and owners will enter Halloween ready to celebrate the National Basketb...
Las Vegas, Circ Du So lei set the stage For the Republican's debate to the tune of Send in the Clowns. Michelle Bachman, wearing her flying nun outfit, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and the rest of the candidates all flew in by wires over the aud...
The Zeta Cartel sent a letter to a Colorado police station in Granada, claiming responsibility for the death of 21 people who died of listeria contamination found in cantaloupes.
The Zeta Cartel mailing was sent to the police stamped with double...
After the frantic excitement of the last few days, when the world held its breath as to the identity of the 'mystery brunette' snogged by Prince Harry in the USA, we can report that the Royal boy has been making up to another 'mysterious' lady, also...