The whereabouts of the illusive Adam Werrity has been revealed and its a shocker that has taken the music world by storm. The reason for this is that Mr Werritty has ditched Liam Fox and joined... The Stone Roses.
Mr Werrity was spotted in the lin...
From its Cupertino California Headquarters, Apple Corporation's Self-Philanthropic Division just announced the imminent release of its revolutionary product, an edible iPhone.
Called the iFood, the new phone has two target markets. Spokesman Isa W...
Gilad Schalit, the young Israeli soldier released by Hamas on Tuesday in exchange for one thousand Palestinian prisoners, has revealed that he is living in fear of repeat kidnap attempts, not only from Hamas, but also from groups such as Al Qaeda.
In the first of our handy beginner's guides, we delve in to the mysterious, and often mind-jangling field of space!
What is it? Where did it come from? Who, or what is in it?
All these things, and a few more, will be answered in our easily printable guide.
For the full on novice, or the more studied amateur, this top ten fact-file will impress and delight, enabling you to talk knowledgeab...
Populist ardent feminist and Australian, Germaine Greer has won Belle Magazine's Housewife of the Year, much to the annoyance of Prunella Scales, who has won it for the last seventeen years consecutively.
"We feel Ms Scales has contributed all she...
Now that one can no longer romp around the countryside chasing foxes on horseback... One's self on horseback, not the foxes you understand. One is obliged to take up other open-air activities during the week-end.
Alongside shooting and seal-clubbing, one of the most invigorating pastimes that I've found is the riding of a motorcycle.
But what motorized bicycle to purchase?
For the beginne...
HARFOLD, Vt.--The student body at Harfold State College is at odds with a recently-released U.K. study. British researchers are claiming that Facebook users with lots of friends tend to have larger areas of the brain than do those who have less frien...
Washington D.C.--Rep. Paul Ryan is wasting his talents as a potential job creator by spending all his free time trying to stick it to poor and middle-class Americans by creating bills that only help increase his own personal wealth.
"I know that I...
US online retailer Narnes & Boble are reporting unprecedented demand for publishing sensation The Dorking Review.
The controversial book, published in September, features the lunatic ramblings of a group of writers often to be found skulking a...
HOLLYWOOD - One of the most animated celebrities to ever appear in the 13 season history of Dancing With The Stars Carson Kressley is the latest to be eliminated.
Kressley, who is noted for being a fashion expert or as he likes to call himself, an...
A British high street bank, beginning with H and ending with an X (certificate) has adopted a brand new customer policy for those wishing to apply for credits.
They are writing to their customers and telling them to "f++k off" because they have no...
Prince Andrew is reported to be absolutely livid that his daughters are being prevented from becoming working royals. It has long been common knowledge that Andrew believes his family are genetically suited for their role and since he is now the 'sen...
Washington - It's a genius master-stroke by the President, destined to wipe out America's entire trillion-dollar overdraft thanks to soaring world gold bullion prices.
Pictured this week a massive 100ft x 100ft crater off the North Lawn confirms t...
At a recent FIFF meeting (Football Is Finally Finished), Mr Porkypies'n Batter gave a resounding insight into what he thought of people connected with football.
"It's quite simple. The whole lot of them are mugs. It has been my total life's ambit...
The governor of the Bank of England is sure Inflation has reached its peak in Britain and will come down just in time for the next election. Unemployment will also only rise a bit more before slowly going down to coincide with the reduced inflation j...
NEW YORK CITY - A recent CBS poll found that more than two-thirds of Americans believe that Ron Paul is a founding father. Ironically, that is what Ron Paul has been trying to tell the people since the beginning.
Each time Ron Paul talks about el...
"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government".
The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...
ALASKA - As Occupy Wall St. protests continue to expand in influence other brand revolutionaries are becoming less relevant. Occupy Wall, now entering their fifth week of demonstrations in lower Manhattan's Zuccotti Park, has rubbed the shoulders of...
TEHRAN - On Tuesday, the President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright rejected the notion that protests are taking place in New York City and around the world. He pointed to the absence of news coverage on Iranian television and his visit to the Un...
CHICAGO - The former governor of Illinois who was convicted on attempts to sell Barack Obama's senate seat among other corruption charges has a new line of threats for the powers that he used to be.
"Don't think I will actually use the money I go...
GEORGIA - McDonald's executives have been scurrying all around the United States to reconstruct their restaurants to fit a buffet style system. Even their website have changed to reflect the new look of their policies advertising 'as many burgers as...
A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and poverty, starting in August 1947
For three years, I actually took a proper holiday away, fishing with three mates from the Robin Hood Angling Club - Bill Bates, and Jock Kirkpatrick, and Mad Ken.
Chapter 37 - The Angling Holidays - Number 3@3 - Athlone, Ireland
We managed to get to the Liverpool/Dublin Line Ferry...
CUCAMONGA - The star of the Disney Channel's The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Brenda Star was recently spotted at The Bouncing Baby Store For Celebrities in Cucamonga looking at baby rattles, baby pacifiers, and baby bloomers not to be confused with b...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The last time that the United States Postal System was in such a financial mess Paul Revere was riding through the streets of Pocatello, Idaho shouting that the redcoats were coming and that you could not miss them because they wer...
Scientists, today, announced they believe they have solved the longest standing problem in human history. Unsure why they never thought of this before, they reticently admitted that the idea of something so undetectable and frankly impossible as Dark...