LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Channel has just announced that they have signed former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in his very own situation-comedy show titled Arnold Plus 18.
The show will deal with the everyday goings on of a fo...
BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Women tired of panting TSA agents groping their private parts have taken to having their boobs de-augmented in an effort to regain control of their bodies.
In the past decade it has been estimated that more than 20 million w...
MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher.
Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken...
In New York, a new attraction is opening which aims to provide an alternative view of animal nature. The world's only transsexual zoo for transgender animals opens today in Queens, New York. It is run by local personality and drag queen Reginald Hoof...
MOBILE, Alabama - The Land of Cotton Convention Center was the scene of a record-breaking crowd as the young country crooner Taylor Swift belted out her many hit songs to a standing room only audience.
A spokesperson for Swift identified as Harry...
When Cable theft was reported this morning, the Labour and Conservatives in the House burst into enthusiastic cackling, whooping, clapping, yahooing, celebrating, gloating, cheering, and dancing in the aisles.
"Naturally the Right Honourable Dr Vi...
Kevin Bacon can rest easy with the knowledge that the popularity of his namesake inspired trivia game will remain unscathed, as the stars of the Footloose movie remake have shown themselves to be almost forgettable.
Starring a young man whose n...
If Liverpool lose to Man Utd Saturday their owners have promised that they will unite with their Scouse neighbours, Everton, and form a club called Liverton FC.
They hope that this unification will produce a club capable of competing with their Ma...
Self-styled Superhero Phoenix Jones, who was arrested Saturday in Seattle for assault has been found guilty of numerous crimes and has been given the death penalty as punishment.
Benjamin Fodor, age 60, who is the man behind the extremely strange...
A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will.
'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...
What started out as a string of plausibly deniable accusations over an alcohol induced rendezvous between Ashton Kutcher and a young blonde from who-cares-where, has blossomed into a full bore media bonanza now that the youngster, Sara Leal has just...
Immensely popular social networking site, Facebook, are to set up a new department for dealing with blackmail.
"For the past few years," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg, "Everybody and his dog - and sometimes their cat too - have been uploading pictures...
London - Videoed by International Space Station astronauts the dodgy and buffoonish Tory stand-up double act was captured negotiating crucial Space Treaty terms with some Persian-looking aliens and a Mexican drug cartel hitman.
The summit onboard...
Queens Park Rangers Manager Neil Warnock is set to sign ex Liverpool and Blackburn winger El-Hadji Diouf within days. The Senagal international who is currently without a club and working as an escort in a gay bar can't wait to sign.
"I was wron...
MIAMI, FLORIDA - For the fifth consecutive week, Ricky stores all over the country have sold out of the Hank Williams Jr. costume that consists a beard, sunglasses, hat, and overalls.
Online stores are constantly crashing because people keep 'soci...
NEW YORK CITY - Nielson statistics showed that only very few Americans watched the Republican debate on Bloomberg TV two nights ago. Even fewer DVR'd it.
A spokesperson For Bloomberg TV said, "The number of Americans who watched the Republican de...
Future Queen of England, Kate Middleton, was relieved to discover she wasn't pregnant after getting a craving for peanut butter that saw her work her way through half a jar of Waitrose Smooth.
"I had a massive urge to have a bit of peanut butter,"...
SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...
WASHINGTON D.C. - First, let me say it's not what you think. No, I'm kidding it is. First Lady Michelle Obama was caught sneaking out of the White House last night about midnight.
The children, Malia and Sasha, are usually in their bedrooms actin...
After the tragic news of the death of Apple guru, Steve Jobs, and the recent problems that have beset RIM's Blackberry systems, share prices at both companies have fallen alarmingly.
"Although this is the ideal opportunity for a great headline," s...
In the latest twist in the ongoing saga that is the fifth film in the Resident Evil series, Resident Evil: Retribution, half the cast were rushed to hospital in Toronto last night.
"We were filming a zombie scene," said stunt director, Nick Powell...
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga was in Brooklyn visiting an old high school friend when she was interviewed by Carolina Chipotle a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk.
Miss Chipotle asked her about the recent rumor that apparently started in Illinois which is...
PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red.
Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...
DETROIT, Mi.--Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, on trial for trying to set fire to his underwear while on a Northwest Airlines flight, changed his pleas to guilty today.
The prosecution's' relief was, however, short-lived when it was learned that Abdulmu...