Sheyla H. The babe with the gigantic, silicone boobs has claimed that having them saved her life. Sheyla has been entered into the book of world records with her bombastic boobs being the largest ever; the silicone industry is highly grateful.
But...
The Irish government has announced a new measure to tackle the country's financial woes; searching for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows.
Michael McFlattery, the Irish government's Chief Economist, stated; 'Well, we had a wee think about it all...
Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics.
Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...
A local man was rushed to hospital yesterday suffering from what doctors describe as a severe case of "shock and utter bewilderment."
He was apparently taken ill after a phone call to computer software giant Microsoft's helpdesk.
Mr Antonin Dvo...
London - "Faustian dichotomy, innit mate," is how one legal source described the task facing Lord Justice Leveson's probe into Red Top hacking today.
Assorted celebrity dross 'is lining up to vent its spleen' at the government-choreographed whitew...
The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking.
"We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...
There has been a storm of controversy surrounding Justin Bieber lately as Mariah Yeater has filed a paternity lawsuit against the teen heart throb and boyfriend of teen sensation Selena Gomez. At the Republican CNN debate Newt Gingrich out of compass...
After an extensive study lasting three years, the government's panel on Health and Safety in Britain have come to the conclusion that stair rails, or banisters, should not be smooth.
"There was an accident in 2008," said the government's chief Hea...
There has been a mix up in the annual presidential pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, as a White House aide unwittingly pardoned Turkey the country instead of an actual turkey.
It is, as yet, unclear what exactly Turkey has been pardoned of, but...
Newly appointed Transport Minister, Justine Greening, has some radical new plans for Transport in the future.
"It is unfair that certain sections of the community think it is acceptable to travel around this country for free, without insurance or...
In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
NEW YORK CITY - Canada's singing sensation Justin Bieber has recently appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Late Night With David Letterman, Piers Morgan Tonight, The View, and The Weather Channel stating that he is not the father of Mariah Yea...
Mickey Clemens, a Chicago high school history teacher, considers facial reconstruction surgery as a means to, "Finally show the world I'm not [Rick] Moranis!"
The surgery would leave Clemens looking more like, "a proud, yet disenfranchised Fred Ar...
IMF, The Guild of International Bankers, and the Offshore Investments Fund representatives have arrived secretly in the UK, to discuss their getting possible loans, in a bid to stave off further World financial crises.
It seems that the executives...
A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947
Chapter 57 - Nottingham Forest vs Leeds United - TV Fame 1
The missus was adamant that I was not to go to this match, but remain at home to do the decorating!
Being a cunning little devil, I told her I had to go to work that day anyway.
Pleased with myself, I informed the...