Funny story:  United Kingdom finally to be renamed United Queendom

United Kingdom finally to be renamed United Queendom

It's taken sixty years of Great Britain having a female monarch, but after an act of parliament this morning, the country will officially be renamed to the United Queendom. "It's about time," said Prince Philip. "It confuses all those bloody forei...
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Funny story:  40,000 British Forces Germany troops 'guarantee Euro won't collapse'

40,000 British Forces Germany troops 'guarantee Euro won't collapse'

London - The Brit peacekeepers' German presence guarantees the Euro's legit in a variety of ways Whitehall sources said tonight. "Mostly it's the 1st Armored Division's Challenger 2 MBTs, Warrior IFVs and AS-90 Braveheart howitzer capability," MoD...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Lopez Received Over 7,000 Marriage Proposals After Her Erotically Provocative Performance on The American Music Awards Show

Jennifer Lopez Received Over 7,000 Marriage Proposals After Her Erotically Provocative Performance on The American Music Awards Show

LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Lopez performed on The American Music Awards Show singing her hit song "On The Floor" in an outfit that was barely there. Viewers got to see a side of J.Lo that they had not seen in a while. The soon-to-be-divorced J.Lo stun...
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Funny story:  Tommy Cooper seen running for his life in Cairo!

Tommy Cooper seen running for his life in Cairo!

Unbelievable violent scenes in Cairo were overshadowed by an eye-witness report having sworn that he or she saw Tommy Cooper running for his life amidst the chaos. According to reports Tommy Cooper was seen being chased by lunatic supporters of wh...
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Funny story:  Zombies Boo Obama At National Alien Convention In Deadwood

Zombies Boo Obama At National Alien Convention In Deadwood

DEADWOOD, SOUTH DAKOTA - Thousands of black-gowned, fang-toothed counter-culturists, all unified by the desire to be recognized by mainstream, so called "natural phenomenalists", gathered in this appropriately named town in the Black Hills of South D...
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Funny story:  World debts so heavy that countries are sinking below the sea!

World debts so heavy that countries are sinking below the sea!

The major economies of the world have so many extremely "heavy" debts that ships out at sea have noticed several countries are beginning to subside! Along the Atlantic shoreline several ships noticed that the Manhattan and Atlanta skylines are beg...
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Funny story:  Congress super committee exposed playing "Go Fish" in secret negotiations!

Congress super committee exposed playing "Go Fish" in secret negotiations!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a video-cam of the inner workings of the special committee has been posted on YouTube and it has gone viral. The suspected culprit is a janitor who belongs to the SEIU. The union is denying any invo...
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Funny story:  "What A Carve Up!"

"What A Carve Up!"

Regrettably, yet again (four) police officers have been stabbed while attempting to arrest a rather agitated, if not completely fucking loopy, nutter. The incident occurred in Kingsbury, Northwest London, on Saturday after a man had grabbed a knife f...
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Funny story:  Mother tells Gallagher brothers to sort it out  with 'Trial By Combat'

Mother tells Gallagher brothers to sort it out with 'Trial By Combat'

London - Peggy Gallagher has told her two 'cretin' sons to kiss 'n' make-up or sort it out via trial by combat in a modern re-enactment of an ancient judicially sanctioned duel. A best-of-three-rounds joust could now take place near Tyburn Gate if...
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Funny story:  Notorious Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull 'communicating evil thoughts' with Damien Hirst diamond skull: reports

Notorious Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull 'communicating evil thoughts' with Damien Hirst diamond skull: reports

London - A telepathic war of words is suspected by museum curators monitoring the infamous life-sized Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull found in Belize circa 1924. The pre-Columbian Mesoamerican artefuct is thought to be 'having a mental war' with Dam...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

Stephen Hawking the anti Cain Predicts Armageddon

The world's greatest scientist Stephen Hawking said today that unless we colonize space or learn to travel in time we will soon be extinct. Stephen Hawking said: "When the American people have Herman Cain atop the polls for Commander in Chief and Lea...
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Funny story:  Blair to be called as character witness in Saif Al Gaddafi trial

Blair to be called as character witness in Saif Al Gaddafi trial

Tripoli - "Of course it all depends on the actual charges prosecutors bring against the Colonel's son," a Libyan legal source said today. "If it's aggravated cock-fighting, PhD doctoral fiddles or failure to pay his London Congestion Charge then T...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

The manager of Chelsea FC was sacked this morning after one of his pet snakes escaped its confines, wrapped itself around a young ball boy and squeezed hard, a spokesperson explained. The snake, a Boa Constrictor, was one of many belonging to the...
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Funny story:  Officer John Pike Gives Three Reasons Why He Pepper Sprayed The Students At The University of California at Davis

Officer John Pike Gives Three Reasons Why He Pepper Sprayed The Students At The University of California at Davis

DAVIS, California - With two long sprays from his bottle of industrial pepper spray campus police officer Johnny Pike has just become the most hated man in America since John Wilkes Booth. According to Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors who covered the...
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Funny story:  Microsoft updates slow down older PCs

Microsoft updates slow down older PCs

Many people who have owned a PC for longer than a year will know two things. Firstly, the machine they own now is half as quick as the machine that they bought. Secondly, they will have been receiving more and more Microsoft updates the older the...
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Funny story:  Robin Gibb to Release One Last Album

Robin Gibb to Release One Last Album

Gibb suffering from the big 'C' talks candidly about his last album, life (or the impending end) and colostomy bags. Many people the world over are today the world over waiting for Rob to pop off; however he has agreed to give us what may well be his last interview. Talking of his latest album the 61 year old BeeGee said; 'I am determined to release one last happy singsong for my fans, ya kn...
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Funny story:  QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

A heavily moustached QPR team had to man up and suck up the hairy banter when they fronted up against an ugly Stoke side on Saturday. "I told the lads before the game that they looked like a load of gay porn stars and that The Britannia Stadium i...
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Funny story:  Tori Spellington's Recent Slump Goes Viral

Tori Spellington's Recent Slump Goes Viral

Hollywood - Super rich mega star Tori Spellington's family, friends and reality wannabes are deeply concerned and horrified about the former 902100 star due to the fact that she keeps losing weight each and every day and looks like a Joan Rivers bioh...
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Funny story:  God is a Man United fan!

God is a Man United fan!

God is certainly a Man United fan and it has been proven many times. He follows United in every game and orders Chicharito to get on his knees, makes their opponents miss open goals and even lets United win when they're playing lousy. Ever since 1...
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Funny story:  Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

Liam Gallagher Sues Himself

In the latest twist in the never-ending Liam Gallagher saga, the pop star is reportedly suing himself, legal documents show. The suit accuses Gallagher of flagrant prattery, unseemly arseholery, and excessive knobheadery. The former Oasis fro...
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