Funny story:  FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

FA Chides NBA Over Length of Shorts in Latest Across the Pond Row!

Just when you thought things were simmering down after the untimely demise of Osama Bin Laden, the successful elevation of Pippa Middleton to the 'Hot List', and a set of new dentures for Sky News presenter Skoob, another controversy has risen like t...
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Funny story:  PC who baton-whipped dying man says "Oops" at inquest

PC who baton-whipped dying man says "Oops" at inquest

PC Smug Arsehole has become one of the most hated people in Britain after a jury found him responsible for the unlawful death of innocent bystander Ian Tomlinson at the G20 protest in London two years ago. Tomlinson, a family man with a wife and t...
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Funny story:  Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Tokyo - Akido, a giant orange koi fish, is set to be given an award after he perished in the Japanese tsunami. His owner, Kiko Tatsuyama, said she knew Akido was trying to warn her of an impending disaster when he actually came into the house, w...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden cried for his Mommy and "pooped his pants before he died"

Osama Bin Laden cried for his Mommy and "pooped his pants before he died"

The US Government has released further details about how terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden died during a shoot out at his HQ in Pakistan yesterday. The evil criminal mastermind, far from dying with honour and dignity, threw a couple of female human sh...
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Funny story:  George Bush - "UFO's Powered by Cranberry Juice"

George Bush - "UFO's Powered by Cranberry Juice"

Vice President Dick Cheney's recently released book on the inside working of the Bush White house paints a portrait of a President who was inquisitive as a child yet a gullible political and intellectual neophyte. The book, entitled "Down the Rabb...
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Funny story:  Update On Bin Laden:  He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Update On Bin Laden: He Was Hiding In Plain Sight

Washington, D.C - The U.S. military has now issued an update on the Bin Laden raid. According to high sources, Bin Laden was not located in Pakistan but was found attending a university in the United States as an engineering student. Due to the...
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Funny story:  Osama Autopsy Movie Discovered

Osama Autopsy Movie Discovered

London, England-- A grainy, black-and white film of Osama bin Laden's autopsy has just been discovered, according to producer Ray Santilli. The 17-minute movie shows an autopsy being performed in a tent by military doctors. The gruesome film will...
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Funny story:  Laurie Penny Accused of Killing Bat Colony

Laurie Penny Accused of Killing Bat Colony

Political commentator Laurie Penny has been accused by a wild life conservationist of killing a whole colony of bats. David Smith was watching a political debate with his family when all of a sudden several bats on his wildlife reserve fell out...
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Funny story:  The Economist Magazine to Cater to Fewer Subscribers After Loss of Circulation

The Economist Magazine to Cater to Fewer Subscribers After Loss of Circulation

LONDON - Many newspapers and magazines have been hit by the internet, many losing circulation due to the free - and often professional - news to be found online. The Economist, a news magazine, was dubbed the magazine where 'never has so much, bee...
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Funny story:  In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

In Wake of Bin Laden's Death; Conspiracy Theorists Become Confused

2011, May 3 First there were the Truthers, then the Birthers, and now in the wake of the death of Osama Bin Laden, we have the Proofers. Hundreds of thousands of people, who on May 1, 2011, were chanting USA, USA and firing shotguns into the ai...
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Funny story:  Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

Osama bin Laden ate my hamster

A Pakistani boy from the town of Abbottabad has told the massing reporters of his harrowing experiences at the hand of the evil terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. The boy told reporters that Bin Laden would often parade through the streets of Abbot...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin-Laden Forced to Go Through Airport Security for All Eternity

Osama Bin-Laden Forced to Go Through Airport Security for All Eternity

JAHANNUM, HELL - Bin-Laden, the world's most wanted man, was shot dead on Monday by United States elite forces. However, where is he now? Many of his cronies and followers would like him to be in heaven, lording it up with 40 virgins. No such...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Denies That Osama Bin Laden Had A Cigar Box Underneath His Bed Which Had Nude Pictures of Her

Sarah Palin Denies That Osama Bin Laden Had A Cigar Box Underneath His Bed Which Had Nude Pictures of Her

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, who still insists that she will be the GOP presidential candidate in 2012, called a press conference in front of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow. Palin, was reportedly furious and fit to be tied, after reading in the s...
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Funny story:  SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

SuBo Spotted In SoBe Drinking Sobe

Florida - SuBo aka Susan Boyle was spotted by paparazzi in SoBe aka South Beach (Miami), drinking Sobe aka.... well, it doesn't have an aka, it's Sobe. So, why was the unstable yet strangely mesmerizing frump SuBo hanging out among the beau...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden Black Box Recovered By Divers In Arabian Sea

Bin Laden Black Box Recovered By Divers In Arabian Sea

Al Jazeera reported today that Pakistani divers in a submerged recovery vessel located the black box of Osama bin Laden some two miles below the surface of the North Arabian Sea. Using coordinates from orbiting satellites, they traced the route of...
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Funny story:  Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

The special federal government office tasked with combing through Osama bin Laden's confiscated computer hard drives revealed today that they revealed he died penniless after losing billions of dollars in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme. One video...
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Funny story:  UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

UK-Wide Terror alerts as dead Osama bin Laden spotted alive - everywhere!

In spite of news reports confirming the death of the al-Qaeda leader, local residents from several villages up and down the UK have sparked a nationwide terror alert. Calls have been made to 999 from hundreds of concerned people, all of whom belie...
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Funny story:  Cops find giant exoskeleton remains of Attack Of The 50ft Woman star

Cops find giant exoskeleton remains of Attack Of The 50ft Woman star

Beverly Hills - The discovery of 82 year-old Yvette Vickers' calcified cocoon exoskeleton comes one year after her death. Shocked Benedict Canyon neighbors say the Attack of the 50ft Woman star must have pupated alone, leaving behind just a massiv...
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Funny story:  World's most wanted 60 year-old Spoofer shot dead and body dumped in North Sea!

World's most wanted 60 year-old Spoofer shot dead and body dumped in North Sea!

Venlo, Holland: The world is a safer place now after the world's most notorious, wanted Spoofer was tracked down, shot dead and his body dumped in the North Sea yesterday. The FBI, CIA, Mossad, MI5, SS, Gestapo, SAS, etc, had been tracking this no...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden is ALIVE!  Or, is he?

Bin Laden is ALIVE! Or, is he?

Following yesterdays cross-country celebrations, over the reported demise, of Osama Bin Laden, an anonymous source has sent the media a tape, which shows some surprising information. The video appears to show a sort-of American Idol style competit...
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Funny story:  Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists

Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists

Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle Arrested at al-Qaeda Compound in Pakistan

Susan Boyle Arrested at al-Qaeda Compound in Pakistan

Itsallagame, Pakistan-- Singer Susan Boyle was arrested by US Navy Seals during the raid at the bin Laden compound in Pakistan last week. The surprising arrest shocked everyone--apparently Susan has been a member of al-Qaeda for many, many years.
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Funny story:  Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent

Pakistan thought Bin laden's house was their Presidential White House equivalent

The Pakistani Home Office Minister, Fatima Chipfryeur, said today that the fact Mr Bin Liner was living in a massive compound roughly eight times larger than other homes in the area in the medium-sized city of Abbottabad, itself home to a large Pakis...
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Funny story:  The Bin Laden Story

The Bin Laden Story

The FBI and CIA have combined to give the lowdown on how they tracked down Osama Bin Laden. Knowing Bin Laden was not a modest man they got a message through to him that he was to star in an episode of an American soap. The opportunity to get the...
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Funny story:  World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

World Oil To Cease Production Tomorrow At Noon

The Netherlands - At precisely noon tomorrow, depending on what time noon arrives where you live, oil will officially stop production. While it had been previously thought there was one or two weeks of oil left, there really wasn't. A spokesm...
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda plan to target Eurovision 2011 foiled

Al Qaeda plan to target Eurovision 2011 foiled

The German Federal Intelligence Service (BND) have announced today that they have foiled an al-Qaeda plot to target the 2011 Eurovision song contest. The plot was intended to be in retaliation for the killing of their leader, Osama bin Laden, at t...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump demands that Obama show bin Laden's death certificate

Donald Trump demands that Obama show bin Laden's death certificate

Washington, D.C. (AP) - Reacting to continuing coverage that Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks as well as other terrorist attacks against Americans in Somalia, East Africa, and the U.S.S. Cole, had been killed in a U.S. military ope...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson and Heidi Montag Will Star In The X-Rated "The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga"

Robert Pattinson and Heidi Montag Will Star In The X-Rated "The Naked Cougar of Cucamonga"

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight movies and most recently the hit movie Water For Elephants Rob Pattinson has expressed extreme joy at the fact that he will soon be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's classic epic, The Naked Cou...
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Funny story:  The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Emma Jo Friscatti, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine which is one of the most widely read men's magazines in the world, has proudly announced that she has signed England's Middleton sisters Kate and Pippa to appear in her magazine. Ms. Fris...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Apprentice: Star Jones and NeNe Leakes Get Involved In An Off-Camera "Titillatingly Explicit" Catfight!

Celebrity Apprentice: Star Jones and NeNe Leakes Get Involved In An Off-Camera "Titillatingly Explicit" Catfight!

NEW YORK CITY - Celebrity Apprentice contestant La Toya Jackson got fired by Donald Trump last week and before she left she called Star Jones the biggest back stabber since Benedict Arnold. And this week NeNe Leakes, who appears on the reality sho...
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Funny story:  Fairytale Marriage To Be Annulled - Shock!

Fairytale Marriage To Be Annulled - Shock!

The Royal Family, David Cameron, The people of the quintessentially English and Berkshire village Bucklebury, and that mental bloke who camped out for days on the pavement outside Westminster Abbey last week, have all been left reeling today followin...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Returns As Virgin Shortage Deepens!

Osama Bin Laden Returns As Virgin Shortage Deepens!

In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l...
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Funny story:  Bachmann:  "Obama should have done it himself!"

Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

The news media is reporting that when the news of the death of Osama Bin Laden was announced on Sunday night, the outpouring of praise for President Obama was almost universal. "Not quite," reports the AP as the nay-sayers were quick to respond. C...
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Funny story:  Fishermen spot Osama Bin Laden: He was walking on the water

Fishermen spot Osama Bin Laden: He was walking on the water

Panic swept through a Greek shipping boat when the crew spotted the 48-hour dead Osama Bin Laden. The late Al Qaeda leader was walking on the water. Said the head of the Athens-based shipping company: "Dear God no, my men were not drunk. They k...
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Funny story:  UK announces period of mourning for Osama Bin Laden

UK announces period of mourning for Osama Bin Laden

Following the unexpected demise of Osama Bin Laden, described by many as the extremist's Max Clifford, the UK last night went into morning. The Home Secretary announced that with effect from 12.00am last night, the UK was to enter a 12-hour period...
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Funny story:  Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway

Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway

The delayed honeymoon of newlyweds the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may now go ahead immediately after the Pakistani government offered use of a recently vacated high security compound guaranteed to suppress the Royal couples location for an extensi...
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Funny story:  Where's Wally Type Book produced with Wills' and Kate's Wedding photos

Where's Wally Type Book produced with Wills' and Kate's Wedding photos

Mullins, the publishers behind the Where's Wally books have paid William and Kate one million pound Stirling to use their wedding photographs in a Where's Wally style book. "We're very excited," said Cullen Mullins, owner of Mullins. "There are th...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden's Watery Grave

Bin Laden's Watery Grave

The search is on for Osama Bin Laden's watery grave 'somewhere in the Indian Ocean'. Al Queda have suspended all operations in order to concentrate on locating their leader so that they can retrieve his body and put it in a suitable place. This is...
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Funny story:  Births deaths and marriages

Births deaths and marriages

An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld. In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days. This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members. In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...
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Funny story:  One man one vote - Alternate voting (AV) set to be a big disappointment

One man one vote - Alternate voting (AV) set to be a big disappointment

Apathy in the electorate combined with the vast majority of people not understanding Alternate Voting is expected to result in the lowest turnout for a national vote ever. "In some areas, we are expecting only a handful of voters," said Nick Clegg...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...
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Funny story:  Film Released Of Osama's Death

Film Released Of Osama's Death

Disturbing film has been released by ABC TV showing TV staff's reaction to the Obama White House team's reactions in the Situation Room as they watched the killing of Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. One female editor visibly blanched as Secretary of...
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Funny story:  Prince And Princess Split Up

Prince And Princess Split Up

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have had their first argument and are undergoing a "temporary parting of the ways". The Duke is unhappy with the public perception of the former Kate Middleton as being "a lazy mare" as she has not worked since 20...
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Funny story:  Pigs Evolved To Love Mud

Pigs Evolved To Love Mud

An animal researcher in Holland has claimed that the modern day pig's musical tastes have evolved over the last few decades, much like humans. Unlike the human race, however, animals of the trottered variety still lag quite a way behind in their m...
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Funny story:  Drivers Warned Over Road Menace

Drivers Warned Over Road Menace

Transport Scotland has warned drivers about a menace on the roads at this time of the year. The Scottish national transport agency issued a statement this afternoon : "Every time this year hundreds of young, immature creatures are freed from th...
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Funny story:  Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Hades - Osama Bin Laden was "disappointed but happy" when he arrived in Hell yesterday. "I was certainly looking forward to my 72 virgins." stated Bin Laden after being advised that his religion was false. His sadness was replaced by a little j...
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Funny story:  Al Queda Claims: We have Osama's Nose and He Will Be Back!

Al Queda Claims: We have Osama's Nose and He Will Be Back!

Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose. "The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abducta...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Victimizes Australian Bully-Boy Casey Heynes

Justin Bieber Victimizes Australian Bully-Boy Casey Heynes

Former bully-victim and disgraceful mega-superstar Justin Bieber stunned fans and social workers alike when he brought bad-ass former bully victim Casey Heynes on stage with him-- and then victimized him in a way heretofore unseen in mass entertainme...
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Funny story:  Trump claims credit for killing of Bin Laden!

Trump claims credit for killing of Bin Laden!

New York City, NY - The Donald called a press conference today to announce he was responsible for Osama bin Laden's demise. "I give myself great credit. I am the one who forced President Obama to reveal his original long form birth certificate. I kept asking, where is the birth certificate? John McCain couldn't do it, not even the Clintons could do it. I DID IT! "Now, everyone should send...
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Funny story:  Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

A woman in Montreal is upset with her husband due to his recent present to her of a mockingbird for her birthday. When she received the gift, her spouse promised Elaine Tucker that "it won't sing." He also told her that if it fulfilled this conditi...
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Funny story:  Google Spokesman:  "We Knew Where Bin Laden was all along"

Google Spokesman: "We Knew Where Bin Laden was all along"

Today Google spokesman, Jerry Nosey, announced that Google knew where Osama Bin Laden was all along. "We've known where Osama Bin Laden was hiding for years", said Jerry Nosey. "We know where everybody is, all the time. Not only do we know where everybody is, we, also, know what everybody is doing". "We knew that on November 3, 2006, Bin Laden was in Tehran playing putt-putt golf with Iran...
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