It's the news that many opponents have been longing for, for years now, and sources are suggesting to Skoob Sports News that Sir Alex Ferguson is all set to call it a day.
Usually, Sir Alex plays managerial mind games par excellence, is tactically...
The High Priestess of Voodoo has claimed a victory with her predictions for the Champions League Final.
Her original prediction was based on a ritual she carried out with chicken bones and vegetables and Pearl Barley. She stirred the pot of chi...
The world of football is in a state of shock with the news that Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi has quit the game.
Just minutes after helping Barcelona to win the Champions League final against Sir Alex Ferguson's Man Utd, the 23 year old maest...
Last night's edition of 21st Century Schizoid Britain's Got Talent was definitely the best yet.
Judges Pol Pot, Richard Nixon and Bono were simply knocked out by the array of talent on show at the Stevenage Unspecified Meat Products Abbatoir.
P...
The government of Northern Ireland is to overcome the water shortages by importing sachets of dried water from Russia.
The dried water was developed by the Russians in 1986,to overcome a lack of drinking water in an area the size of Wales,followin...
One day after Dr. B converted to Islam he was accused of cheating while playing golf with his "Christian" golf partners.
As you know, all practicing Muslims must kneel down five times a day facing Mecca and pray. By extraordinary coincidence, each of the five times Dr. Billingsgate knelt down his ball was either in the rough or under a tree branch that impeded his swing. By the time he had ren...
Barack Obanana is the newest Muppet to join the Muppet family.
He previously served as an extra on 'Barney' shows and also worked as an extra on Froot o' The Loom commercials.
A native of Honolulu, Hawaii, Barack Obanana is a graduate of the...
Old Trafford, Manchester - Stevenage Borough today triumphed in the League Two play off final against Torquay United courtesy of a one-nil victory, leaving the Torquay United fans in tears on the Stretford End.
In the real match of the day, played...
The High Priestess of the Manchester Branch of The Voodoo Church has said that Manchester United are going to win their championship match tonight. She knows this because she had a premonition whilst carrying out a secret voodoo ritual last week.
Chat show host Oprah Winfrey is set to launch a new career in the diplomatic service as the first ever World Ambassador of Hugs.
United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon made the announcement to the world's press ;
"The executive board of t...
Despite a national campaign to reign back on "suicide tourism", Swiss voters have resisted calls to prohibit assisted suicide for non residents.
And the Swiss government is unveiling plans to make things easier for individuals considering travelli...
Researchers have reported that the Amondawa tribe, who were first discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest in 1986, have no notion of time as an abstract concept.
Chris Sinha, Professor of Psychology of Language at the University of Ports...
Members of UK Uncut took direct action today against Banks held responsible for creating the economic disaster that has led to austerity measures, including the planned privatisation of the Health Service.
A Banker, who did not want to be named, c...
(Published 2028) BIRMINGHAM CAPITALIS - The new government - only a week old - has decided to privatise everything, except education and health.
The Conglomeracy Party - a party by transnationals, for transnationals - achieved a near 2:1 win over...
It has been reported that a Man. U. player has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil but has asked not to be named. He has also requested to appear in silhouette and have his voice disguised.
The title of the show will be 'Infidelity...
South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight.
Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi:
"The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"...
News that Yorkshire is to bid to host the opening stages of the 2016 Tour De France has met with mixed feelings among Yorkshiremen.
The race's first two days are held in a new location outside France every two years and tourist body, Welcome To Yo...
LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world.
Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...
Alex Ferguson has been sensationally accused today of serving up Barbecued Meerkat to guests at a Pre-Championship party at his Manchester home.
This news has come as a total shock to another creature called Alex. Yes, Alexandr Meerkat got so sh...
The company behind a successful advertising campaign has discontinued a sponsorship deal worth millions of pound with a prominent Manchester United player.
The deal was believed to have been made with the United player at a time when his image, on...
It had to happen one day, Manchester United's WAGs found a way to earn extra spending money by selling some of their 'bedroom secrets' to a reporter.
Players' names weren't mentioned for obvious reasons, but the players in question will recognize...
Vilnius - "So long as sharks don't bite off the nipples from my prizewinning doll Vaida I'm confident of breaking the world record!" Liudas Pestininkas told reporters this weekend.
The champion of the National Men's Day water race - where contende...
The Ministry of Defence has announced that British fighter planes will step up their bombing campaign against Libya by switching from cabbages to bombs.
The announcement comes weeks after the military campaign to stop the Libyan Government's attac...
Today, I had the privilege of riding with the privileged on the EU's own parliamentary train. The train runs from Strasbourg to Brussels twice a week, and despite these times of austerity, it is full of Euro-bureaucrats stuffing their faces to relieve the stress of the impossible job of running Europe.
Due to environmental regulations, the train is not permitted to run on diesel. Instead it run...
HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky.
And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...
The protest group UK Uncut have shifted their focus recently from being anti-circumcision to being against government spending cuts. A number of them have gathered in central London today to hold another protest.
Today's gathering was defiant aga...
A terrifying and ferocious assault on Robert Mugabe's toilet has led to an army officer being jailed in Zimbabwe. The country's leader is known to be a jealous man and he has never been one to share his loo.
One officer in the Zimbabwe military he...
CUCAMONGA - Gigi Goyette says she is tired of hearing all of the entertainment media talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid and their love child.
She said that she and the man she refers to as the 'Peckernator' spent quite a bit of nights and day...
Scientists have been conducting studies on people who watch reality shows on t.v. and how their lives differ from those who DO not watch these reality shows.
It has been discovered that people who do NOT watch reality shows are, indeed, living in...
Washington,D.C.-Just weeks after issuing a mock "Zombie Attack" alert the Department of Homeland Security has issued a real alert stating that an all out zombie attack is imminent.
The official bulletin states:
This is not a drill nor a mock ex...
All sports persons have some sort of strategy (some call superstitions) they use in the world of sports Psychology on the build-up to their specific event.
These rituals are certain behaviours an athlete performs with belief that these habits have...
Football managers and coaches have been holding special meetings in which they are discussing how to get more fans to attend 'matches' - especially those teams who are at the bottom of the EPL table.
One suggestion is that they really DO need all games to be entertaining for the fans. The fans deserve value for money and it doesn't always come in the form of goals, wins etc.
In Canada and A...