Funny story:  New  BBC TV soap coming to our screens.

New BBC TV soap coming to our screens.

The BBC have announced they are to bring a new television soap to BBC1 later this year. To be set in East London just like their current 'EastEnders' the new soap will present a more realistic account of the day to day lives of people who live in Lon...
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Funny story:  The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her

The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, was down in Cabo San Lucas relaxing by the pool at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. He was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Ole News how...
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Funny story:  Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian:  Fugly At 50!

Computerized Age Progression Of Kourtney Kardashian: Fugly At 50!

Tarzana, California - Computer geek Mario Brothers has revealed a startling age progressed photo of troll-like Kourtney Kardashian, the shortest, oldest and bitchiest of the Kardashian sisters. Mario says, "I just thought it would be interest...
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Funny story:  Man Utd Trades Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur For Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko

Man Utd Trades Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur For Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko

Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko. Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he repli...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson's latest vehicle Water For Elephants has already been hailed as a work of classic cinema. "Promises to be one of the most notable examples of a film about water and elephants this year!" trumpeted Sabu, the film critic of Pachyd...
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Funny story:  Short Headline Shortage!

Short Headline Shortage!

In a shocking revelation it was revealed and reviled today that all the short headlines for stories on the Spoof, a popular satirical website, have been used up. "I am flabbergasted," said editor-in-handkerchief, Mark Lowton. "I checked all the he...
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Funny story:  East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Comes Clean

Osama Bin Laden Comes Clean

US President Osama Bin Laden has finally admitted that the assassination of some guy with a similar name was actually an elaborate hoax. Speaking to a press conference outside the Tora Bora White House Osama said "I would like to apologise for all...
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Funny story:  Obama Bin Shootin Found At Last

Obama Bin Shootin Found At Last

The world's most wanted terrorist has finally been located. After years the war on terror may be at an end. At last Obama bin Shootin has been found, hiding deep in the White House caves. Bin Shootin is thought to be the mastermind behind numerous...
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Funny story:  Hindu Goddess of wealth on Aussie swimwear "boomerangs"!

Hindu Goddess of wealth on Aussie swimwear "boomerangs"!

From the river Ganges somewhere in India: An Aussie swimwear company dared to depict the Hindu goddess of wealth, Laxmi, on their latest collection and were shocked by the response in India as many extreme Hindu men rioted, burnt effigies of Crocodil...
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Funny story:  Twitter Makes Legal Gag "Pointless"

Twitter Makes Legal Gag "Pointless"

A top comedy team is having to rewrite an entire TV series, thanks to the naming names activities of Twitter. The team - who have taken out a super-injunction to stop us naming them - are burning the midnight oil in an attempt to rewrite and resho...
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Funny story:  Free deportment lessons being offered to gender-confused Spoof Writers

Free deportment lessons being offered to gender-confused Spoof Writers

Free lessons are being offered over at the Spoof Offices to help geneder-confused Spoof Writers. Classes will take place on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:00 p.m. until 9:00 p.m. then down the pub for a game of darts. Lessons will include: Practising (practicing) walking in 2, 3 and 4" high heels. Including up and down stairs and running for a bus. Applying make-up correctly.
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Funny story:  Another Prick In The Wall

Another Prick In The Wall

A man in his 40's has been charged for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, following a truly bizarre incident, yesterday afternoon. Mr. Kunst, a German National visiting the UK, was spotted appearing to engage in a sex act upon a hole in a...
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Funny story:  New Computer Virus Strips Facebook Users Naked

New Computer Virus Strips Facebook Users Naked

New York, NY - If you're a Facebook user, you might want to check your profile carefully. A new computer virus is stripping the clothes off of anyone appearing in a Facebook photo. The computer virus erases all the clothes a person is wearing, leav...
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Funny story:  Amir Khan, Ryan Giggs, David Threlfall Steven Gerrard And Max Mosley To Hold A Meeting - Agenda Uncertain

Amir Khan, Ryan Giggs, David Threlfall Steven Gerrard And Max Mosley To Hold A Meeting - Agenda Uncertain

Today's gossip columns are buzzing with the news that apparently, a disparate group of high profile British media personalities have arranged a meeting. Although nobody has the faintest clue what will be on the agenda. Footballers, Giggs and Ge...
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Funny story:  Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

The tragic reality story of accused lady killer Joran van der Sloot took another bizarre turn today as the serial sociopath says not only has he found religion in jail, but also true love with his cell mate, identified only as a transgender shop lift...
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Funny story:  TheSpoof.com Gagged By Super Injunctions

TheSpoof.com Gagged By Super Injunctions

Here at TheSpoof.com and at Skoob News, we have the lowdown on all the super injunctions. We are aware of everything that's out there. But in the interests of national security, we can't really reveal what has been freely available since May 8th on a...
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Funny story:  Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!

Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!

Well would you believe it? Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon destination can be revealed this afternoon; and in keeping with the 'common touch' so evident in the multi-million pound lavish ceremony of pomp and pageantry held at Westminste...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton - The Duchess Of Cambridge - To Sell Sea Shells On A Seychelles Sea Shore?

Kate Middleton - The Duchess Of Cambridge - To Sell Sea Shells On A Seychelles Sea Shore?

That probably will not happen, according to dedicated Royal watchers, but it is no secret that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be enjoying a trip to the tropical paradise of the Seychelles. Apparently, the couple have appealed to the world'...
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Funny story:  Twitter Crashes Under A Barrage Of Pippa Middleton Rumours

Twitter Crashes Under A Barrage Of Pippa Middleton Rumours

Social networking site, Twitter reportedly crashed again today. Insiders report that the sheer volume of Tweets about Royal Wedding starlet, Pippa Middleton caused the servers to overload, shutting the site down. "It's ridiculous," one said. "And...
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Funny story:  Gingrich: "Better to sin & repent than having to repent never sinning!"

Gingrich: "Better to sin & repent than having to repent never sinning!"

Newt Gingrich, potential GOP candidate for president, issued a statement this morning prior to his formal announcement later this week. Pundits are saying it is an effort to minimize his history of marital infidelities and other transgressions that w...
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

The Stones classic 19th Nervous Breakdown is to be reissued next Monday on iTunes in tribute to Manchester United's record breaking 19th Premiership title success - and as a direct snub to Merseyside, and Liverpool fans in particular. A spokesman...
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Funny story:  Going Down! Obama Orders Navy Chaplains to Perform Same Sex Marriages; 'Snorkeling' Now OK!

Going Down! Obama Orders Navy Chaplains to Perform Same Sex Marriages; 'Snorkeling' Now OK!

President Barack Obama, recently revealed as a Panty Waist himself, continued his assault on the readiness of military personnel by ordering Navy Chaplains to perform same sex marriages between Able Bodied Semen(sic), should they be so inclined. T...
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Funny story:  Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...
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Funny story:  Millions Flock To Twitter For Their Salacious Gossip

Millions Flock To Twitter For Their Salacious Gossip

In the wake of recent revelations concerning super injunction cases in the UK, millions of computer users have been signing up with 140 character social networking site, Twitter, for their daily dose of salacious gossip. Tweeters have been warned...
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Funny story:  'Tis pity she's a ho

'Tis pity she's a ho

London - It's a karmic echo of the 17th century play about fraternal incest first performed in London's Cockpit Theatre.** Today a microblogging gag-buster rant threatens to out a pair of UK Z-Listers' DNA test results. Known only by entirely...
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Funny story:  Daily Telegraph told it should not have taped Cable

Daily Telegraph told it should not have taped Cable

The Daily Telegraph faced a political storm today when it was told, in no uncertain terms, that it should not have taped Cable. In a harsh letter to the Royalbankofscotland Brothers, recluse multimillionaire owners of the newspaper, who live tax-f...
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Funny story:  Scrimping show slammed by TV watchdog over home electrolysis

Scrimping show slammed by TV watchdog over home electrolysis

The scrimping and saving show, Waste Not Want Not on the television channel Living has been slammed by the television watchdog after their article on home electrolysis. "The show demonstrated how to construct an electrolysis device for removing b...
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Funny story:  Manchester Utd Fans' "Sick" Chart Bid

Manchester Utd Fans' "Sick" Chart Bid

A bid by Manchester Utd fans to get the 1985 Paul Harcastle Hit Nineteen to the top of the charts has been branded "sick." Fans are being urged to download the track to celebrate Utd's 19th league title. They need a point from their remaining two...
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Funny story:  China officially adopts Monroe Doctrine

China officially adopts Monroe Doctrine

China's announcement to adopt the Monroe Doctrine has been criticized by U.S. government officials as "yet another threat to U.S. interests abroad." "Given the choice between democracy and the Monroe Doctrine, one could clearly see why China ha...
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Funny story:  SFA To Vet All Club Mascots

SFA To Vet All Club Mascots

The Scottish Football Association are to issue urgent guidelines on the recruitment of club mascots in the wake of 2 unfortunate recent incidents. Dunfermline FC were reported to Fife Constabulary last month after their mascot Sammy The Tammy dres...
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Funny story:  Scots Tory Leader Goldie To Resign

Scots Tory Leader Goldie To Resign

Scots Tories' leader Annabel Goldie has become the third party leader to resign in the wake of the SNP's comprehensive election win last week. Goldie joined Labour's Iain Gray and the Lib Dems' Tavish Scott in announcing her resignation following...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden's Youngest Wife to Pose In Nude for Playboy

Osama Bin Laden's Youngest Wife to Pose In Nude for Playboy

29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month. Am...
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Funny story:  Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

PornValley - Porn icon Ron Jeremy has now gone on record as denying an erroneous report that he is dating Pippa Middleton. "I wouldn't touch that piece of social climbing, party piece making Euro trash with my 10 foot pole." Jeremy who was bus...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber  Admits to Cake Phobia

Justin Bieber Admits to Cake Phobia

Pop culture and YouTube singing sensation Justin Beiber took to Twitter today to express his complete and utter disdain for cake. This was in response to recent revelations by CSI "star" Marg Helenberg on French television about his on-set antics, wh...
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Funny story:  Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood critics are amazed that Pippa Middleton has suddenly become more popular than Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson put together. Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine stated that several leading Tinsel Town tal...
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Funny story:  One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

LOS ANGELES - The latest celebrity to check into the world famous Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is Whitney Houston. The singer who had a mega hit with the Dolly Parton penned "I Will Always Love You" has recently been on a roller coaster ride...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Videos Reveal a Soft Side to OBL

Osama Bin Laden Videos Reveal a Soft Side to OBL

Washington D.C. - Officials to day released a new video of Osama Bin Laden, they say they found shocking evidence of a softer, kinder, gentler Osama. One former grocery shopper for him said, "OLB was no SOB, he was a kind man who knew his vegtable...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - After months of speculation that included Simon Cowell hiring everyone from Elton John to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Mick Jagger to Justin Bieber, the man known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" has chosen ex-American girlfriend Paula Abdul and e...
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Funny story:  Mr. Donald "The Hairdo From North Korea" Trump Better Not Mess With "Shotgun" Sarah Palin

Mr. Donald "The Hairdo From North Korea" Trump Better Not Mess With "Shotgun" Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was asked to comment on GOP campaign foe Donald Trump. She replied that if he tries any of that ridiculous time-wasting birth certificate, birther bullshit with her she'll shoot that cheap ass, whore-looking wig right of...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Reveals That Ian Somerhalder Is Upset That His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev Is Considering A "Nude Layout" In PlayGuy

Robert Pattinson Reveals That Ian Somerhalder Is Upset That His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev Is Considering A "Nude Layout" In PlayGuy

VENICE BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson and the star of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder were having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House. The two were discussing the possibility of appearing in an int...
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Funny story:  Nintendo Unveils New 3DS XL Lite Advance 64

Nintendo Unveils New 3DS XL Lite Advance 64

Hot on the heels of the successful launch of their 3DS line of handheld gaming consoles, Nintendo has already announced their next venture into pocket gaming. The "3DS XL Lite Advance 64" will revolutionize handheld and interactive gaming. "Ninte...
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Funny story:  Long Island killings associated to the Mafia

Long Island killings associated to the Mafia

In a letter sent to the Suffolk County police department a member of the Mafia named Luciano Bagarella claims that the Mafia killed and dumped the bodies of four women near Cedar Beach on Long Island to send the New York police department a clear mes...
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Funny story:  Spoof Site struggling from diminished number of readers - more REAL female writers needed

Spoof Site struggling from diminished number of readers - more REAL female writers needed

The Spoof is suffering from a diminished number of readers. It is believed that this is because more REAL FEMALE writers are needed. REAL women. Not 'fake' ones. Come on ladies....get writing. The director of The Greater Soho Gender Identify Disor...
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Funny story:  Millionaires For Christie Website Knocks New Jersey Governor's Wealth, Gigantic Fat Ass

Millionaires For Christie Website Knocks New Jersey Governor's Wealth, Gigantic Fat Ass

A new website, which will not receive a free plug herein, is knocking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's millionaire status and cholesterol levels in a series of new ads. "Governor Christie cut our schools, women's health care and our public saf...
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