LONDON - Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand have just celebrated their five month marriage and some individuals who are close to the two stars say that to use an old Cleveland cliché, 'the honeymoon is over.'
One unnamed friend of the couple, who spoke on...
LONDON - Industry experts have decided that Black is a much worse teen sensation than Bieber.
"At least Bieber had a semblance of talent," said Mark Wright, "his homemade YouTube vids show that. But Black... just came out [of nowhere], and somehow...
EARTH - The 6.9bn human beings on the planet today managed, against all the odds, to survive.
Humans, who are remarkable at not somehow screwing themselves over, messing shit up, will live to suck another day.
Today, the human race managed not...
Philadelphia, PA - The little blue Twitter bird is dead. It was slain today by a house cat named Ginger. The little Twitter bird was in a garden pecking at the keyboard of an open laptop when Ginger pounced on it.
"Tweet, tweet" said the Twitter...
LONDON - At the Spoof.com, many writers were very unhappy with a new development.
Their writers' desks had been robbed.
The writer's desk, which shows the writer thier points, outstanding posts, statistics, options and more, has had its content...
PANAMA CITY, Florida - A woman identified as Kimesia LaMeana Smithereens absolutely went ballistic at a Burger Kingdom Restaurant located in the beautiful Gulf of Mexico beach paradise of Panama City, Florida.
The restaurant manager identified as...
In an attempt to turn the table on President Obama, Sarah Palin went before the Security Council this morning, requesting that President Barack Obama be outed from his position as Commander in Chief and that the immediate Washington area be granted s...
The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived 'home' today and couldn't get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his 'Spring Break' short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals.
The second sign...
England's game with the so-called "Sheep-Shaggers" the Welsh is certainly going to be a majestic "Battle of Britain" on Saturday.
St.David against Goliath or the Welsh fire breathing dragons against the "hot and cold blowing primadonnas" led by th...
'Puns of Navarone,':Tsunami of immigrants storms Greece from Egypt and Africa's plagues of war & violence from democracies rebellion against Moses and the lack of Hebrew slaves to make bricks( Kilos )out of straw.
'Trojan Horse Manure,': With the puns of Navarone and the lack of Trojans to stop the population growth of refugees for democracy in 'Propholactic Scriptures ?' May spread like t...
Japanese scientists have discovered that after injecting serotonin into gay mice they rejected their male partners and starting "humping" the females.
The gay mice who were bred without serotonin initially rejected the females and only wanted to...
Donald Trump declared his intentions yesterday to enter the GOP primaries in 2012 to be the President of the United States. As usual for Trump, he did it in a quirky way. The TV networks and talk radio are reporting his initial advertising campaign appears to be a take-off on TV commercials done by an auto insurance company.
An advance copy of the first commercials has been given to the press.
Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...
Los Angeles - A chilling Hollywood prophecy describing the world's greatest actresses 'in karmic freefall all the way to the crem' has seen Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalised for shock.
The 94 year-old diva was first told of the prediction by Nancy Reagan...
Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon!
Van der Sloot...
What a Wonderful Game
(With apologies to Louis Armstrong)
I see fields of green
The crowd's alight
It's just the latest
Old Firm fight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
I see shirts of blue
And shorts of white
The funny handshake
The pants hitched up tight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
The colours of the ref's cards
So pretty on the pitch
A yellow ca...
Libya - Colonel Gaddafi entered the room with a missile protruding from both sides of his head, poking fun at the U.S.A.
In a light moment at today's press conference, he hammed for the reporters.
"Sorry, it's not an arrow. Well, excuse ME!"...
Tokyo - According to local police, a thirsty toddler's parents were shrunken by thirteen neutron beams emanating from the crippled, yet increasingly active reactor number three of Fukushima.
According to officer Fukukufukud of Tokyo, astonished ne...
I'm here at the physics department of the Walmington-on-sea university of applied technology and mobile library to get a professional assessment of the state of the nuclear reactors in Fukushima.
I asked Prof George Mainwaring, head of the atomic energy research section of the library what his thoughts were on the condition of the Fukushima Dai- ichi power plant.
Before Prof Mainwaring coul...
HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the 1963 motion picture Cleopatra gave Elizabeth Taylor the pair of gold earrings and the pair of gold lamé sandals which the star wore during the filming of the epic motion picture.
According to Tittle Tattle Tonight,...
LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk.
But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...
England Under 21 coach Stuart Pearce, whose contract ends after this year's European championships, has been offered another 2 year deal.
The Football Association is happy to offer Pyscho the deal after he coached the side to the European Champion...
ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - FOX Network talk show host Glenn Beck, was in Altoona speaking before a crowd assembled in the parking lot at a local McDonald's.
He was explaining why it is that he seems to cry so much. He pointed out that he along with...
The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates.
They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk.
Boudewijn Zenden...
NEW YORK CITY - Chris Brown, the hip hop, rip rap artist who gained more notoriety by hitting his then-girlfriend Rihanna back on Grammy Night in 2009, than he ever did for his voice is literally fit to be tied.
He appeared on Good Morning America...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The father of one of Hollywood's most troubled little divas, Lindsay Lohan has stated that he wants to be given power of attorney in order to control the millions of dollars that his daughter has in her checking account.
Michael L...
Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint.
The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime.
That cr...
Difficult.
It has been so well advertised - like a hyped movie - that we are not sure what we are to expect from a Midsomer featuring a new DCI.
Well, let's be honest, the opening was inauspicious.
We are asked to believe - as we have never been asked before - that all the locals know Sgt Jones and are suspicious of the new guy.
And this is taking place in a location that is so obvious...