Funny story:  Russell Brand and Katy Perry Deny That There Is Trouble In "Hairadise"

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Deny That There Is Trouble In "Hairadise"

LONDON - Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand have just celebrated their five month marriage and some individuals who are close to the two stars say that to use an old Cleveland cliché, 'the honeymoon is over.' One unnamed friend of the couple, who spoke on...
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Funny story:  Music Experts Agree Bieber was Better than Rebecca Black

Music Experts Agree Bieber was Better than Rebecca Black

LONDON - Industry experts have decided that Black is a much worse teen sensation than Bieber. "At least Bieber had a semblance of talent," said Mark Wright, "his homemade YouTube vids show that. But Black... just came out [of nowhere], and somehow...
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Funny story:  Human Race Applauded for Somehow Getting Through One Day

Human Race Applauded for Somehow Getting Through One Day

EARTH - The 6.9bn human beings on the planet today managed, against all the odds, to survive. Humans, who are remarkable at not somehow screwing themselves over, messing shit up, will live to suck another day. Today, the human race managed not...
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Funny story:  Twitter Bird Killed By House Cat

Twitter Bird Killed By House Cat

Philadelphia, PA - The little blue Twitter bird is dead. It was slain today by a house cat named Ginger. The little Twitter bird was in a garden pecking at the keyboard of an open laptop when Ginger pounced on it. "Tweet, tweet" said the Twitter...
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Funny story:  Spoof.com in Shock as Writers' Desks Broken Into

Spoof.com in Shock as Writers' Desks Broken Into

LONDON - At the Spoof.com, many writers were very unhappy with a new development. Their writers' desks had been robbed. The writer's desk, which shows the writer thier points, outstanding posts, statistics, options and more, has had its content...
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Funny story:  Bikini-Clad "Sista" Wreaks Havoc At A Burger Kingdom Restaurant In Panana City, Florida.

Bikini-Clad "Sista" Wreaks Havoc At A Burger Kingdom Restaurant In Panana City, Florida.

PANAMA CITY, Florida - A woman identified as Kimesia LaMeana Smithereens absolutely went ballistic at a Burger Kingdom Restaurant located in the beautiful Gulf of Mexico beach paradise of Panama City, Florida. The restaurant manager identified as...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Asks UN To Declare Washington Area A No Fly Zone:  Obama To Be Outed

Sarah Palin Asks UN To Declare Washington Area A No Fly Zone: Obama To Be Outed

In an attempt to turn the table on President Obama, Sarah Palin went before the Security Council this morning, requesting that President Barack Obama be outed from his position as Commander in Chief and that the immediate Washington area be granted s...
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Funny story:  Obama Facing First US Political  Coup as Dems Prepare DOOMSDAY Scenario!

Obama Facing First US Political Coup as Dems Prepare DOOMSDAY Scenario!

The first sign of trouble for President Obama was when he arrived 'home' today and couldn't get in the White House as no one told staff he was cutting his 'Spring Break' short to get back in time for the Sweet 16 basketball finals. The second sign...
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Funny story:  England play the "sheep shagging" Welsh in Battle of Britain!

England play the "sheep shagging" Welsh in Battle of Britain!

England's game with the so-called "Sheep-Shaggers" the Welsh is certainly going to be a majestic "Battle of Britain" on Saturday. St.David against Goliath or the Welsh fire breathing dragons against the "hot and cold blowing primadonnas" led by th...
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Funny story:  The Puns of Navarone

The Puns of Navarone

'Puns of Navarone,':Tsunami of immigrants storms Greece from Egypt and Africa's plagues of war & violence from democracies rebellion against Moses and the lack of Hebrew slaves to make bricks( Kilos )out of straw. 'Trojan Horse Manure,': With the puns of Navarone and the lack of Trojans to stop the population growth of refugees for democracy in 'Propholactic Scriptures ?' May spread like t...
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Funny story:  Gay mice injected with serotonin turn hetero, gay men now want it too!

Gay mice injected with serotonin turn hetero, gay men now want it too!

Japanese scientists have discovered that after injecting serotonin into gay mice they rejected their male partners and starting "humping" the females. The gay mice who were bred without serotonin initially rejected the females and only wanted to...
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Funny story:  Can Donald Trump Be Elected President? Did the Little Piggy Cry Wee, Wee, Wee, All the way Home?

Can Donald Trump Be Elected President? Did the Little Piggy Cry Wee, Wee, Wee, All the way Home?

Donald Trump declared his intentions yesterday to enter the GOP primaries in 2012 to be the President of the United States. As usual for Trump, he did it in a quirky way. The TV networks and talk radio are reporting his initial advertising campaign appears to be a take-off on TV commercials done by an auto insurance company. An advance copy of the first commercials has been given to the press.
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Funny story:  Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...
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Funny story:  'Who's next  - me or Queen Elizabeth?' wails despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

'Who's next - me or Queen Elizabeth?' wails despondent Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angeles - A chilling Hollywood prophecy describing the world's greatest actresses 'in karmic freefall all the way to the crem' has seen Zsa Zsa Gabor hospitalised for shock. The 94 year-old diva was first told of the prediction by Nancy Reagan...
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Funny story:  Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon! Van der Sloot...
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Funny story:  Ode To The Beautiful Game

Ode To The Beautiful Game

What a Wonderful Game (With apologies to Louis Armstrong) I see fields of green The crowd's alight It's just the latest Old Firm fight And I think to myself What a wonderful game I see shirts of blue And shorts of white The funny handshake The pants hitched up tight And I think to myself What a wonderful game The colours of the ref's cards So pretty on the pitch A yellow ca...
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Funny story:  Gaddafi goes daffy over missles

Gaddafi goes daffy over missles

Libya - Colonel Gaddafi entered the room with a missile protruding from both sides of his head, poking fun at the U.S.A. In a light moment at today's press conference, he hammed for the reporters. "Sorry, it's not an arrow. Well, excuse ME!"...
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Funny story:  Neutron beam shrinks thirsty toddlers parents

Neutron beam shrinks thirsty toddlers parents

Tokyo - According to local police, a thirsty toddler's parents were shrunken by thirteen neutron beams emanating from the crippled, yet increasingly active reactor number three of Fukushima. According to officer Fukukufukud of Tokyo, astonished ne...
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Funny story:  "Doomed" "Panic" say UK Nuclear Physicists

"Doomed" "Panic" say UK Nuclear Physicists

I'm here at the physics department of the Walmington-on-sea university of applied technology and mobile library to get a professional assessment of the state of the nuclear reactors in Fukushima. I asked Prof George Mainwaring, head of the atomic energy research section of the library what his thoughts were on the condition of the Fukushima Dai- ichi power plant. Before Prof Mainwaring coul...
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Funny story:  Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the 1963 motion picture Cleopatra gave Elizabeth Taylor the pair of gold earrings and the pair of gold lamé sandals which the star wore during the filming of the epic motion picture. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight,...
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Funny story:  One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...
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Funny story:  Pearce Offered New Deal

Pearce Offered New Deal

England Under 21 coach Stuart Pearce, whose contract ends after this year's European championships, has been offered another 2 year deal. The Football Association is happy to offer Pyscho the deal after he coached the side to the European Champion...
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Funny story:  Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - FOX Network talk show host Glenn Beck, was in Altoona speaking before a crowd assembled in the parking lot at a local McDonald's. He was explaining why it is that he seems to cry so much. He pointed out that he along with...
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Funny story:  Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates. They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk. Boudewijn Zenden...
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Funny story:  Chris Brown Throws A Fit - He Wants Everyone To Stop Asking About Him Beating Up Rihanna And Ask Him About His New Fantastic-As-Hell CD!

Chris Brown Throws A Fit - He Wants Everyone To Stop Asking About Him Beating Up Rihanna And Ask Him About His New Fantastic-As-Hell CD!

NEW YORK CITY - Chris Brown, the hip hop, rip rap artist who gained more notoriety by hitting his then-girlfriend Rihanna back on Grammy Night in 2009, than he ever did for his voice is literally fit to be tied. He appeared on Good Morning America...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested in West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested in West Hollywood For Being Lindsay Lohan's Dad!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The father of one of Hollywood's most troubled little divas, Lindsay Lohan has stated that he wants to be given power of attorney in order to control the millions of dollars that his daughter has in her checking account. Michael L...
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Funny story:  Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband Questioned by Police About Red Plot

Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint. The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime. That cr...
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Funny story:  Midsomer Murders - Meet The New Barnaby...

Midsomer Murders - Meet The New Barnaby...

Difficult. It has been so well advertised - like a hyped movie - that we are not sure what we are to expect from a Midsomer featuring a new DCI. Well, let's be honest, the opening was inauspicious. We are asked to believe - as we have never been asked before - that all the locals know Sgt Jones and are suspicious of the new guy. And this is taking place in a location that is so obvious...
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