There were 1,346 spoof news stories published in March 2011. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants. They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...
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Funny story:  Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

UPPER TOOTING, England - Alex Pettyfer, a young English actor who first gained world wide acclaim when he appeared in the spy thriller Stormbreaker, was seen visiting one of his high school chums Harold Blenkinsopp who resides in Upper Tooting. Alex was spotted by a reporter for The Bees Knees News Agency Birmingham Cribworthy and asked about his relationship with American actress Dianna Agron.
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...
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Funny story:  HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever

HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever

Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As it seems, tonight the Moon wil...
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Funny story:  Earth Now Has Two Suns - Sol And Nibiru

Earth Now Has Two Suns - Sol And Nibiru

Houston, TX - NASA scientists are in a frenzy this quiet Sunday morning, about something new appearing in the heavens. The earth now has two suns in the sky--Sol and Nibiru. Millions of people spotted the extra solar disc on Saturday, and NASA can...
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Funny story:  Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend. This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the youngest performers to ever appear on American Idol has a fairly good chance of making it into the finals. Rossville, Georgia native Lauren Alaina, who just recently turned 16, is being touted as one of the ones to beat. She...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Wishes She Had Her Virginity Back

Lindsay Lohan Wishes She Had Her Virginity Back

NEW YORK, NY - In a tearful, candid moment with Barbara Walters last evening, Lindsay Lohan revealed to her and to the world that she has come to regret losing her virginity so early in life. "I believe my life would be much different now had I no...
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Funny story:  "Twilight" Stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Horrible Experience Down In Tijuana, Mexico

"Twilight" Stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Horrible Experience Down In Tijuana, Mexico

TIJUANA, Mexico - The stars of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted by members of Mexico's paparazzi playing video games at The Chips & Queso Video Arcade in downtown Tijuana. The two American celebrities had gone down to Mexico to do a little shopping and to relax. They hired two off-duty members of the Tijuana Police Department to act as their bodyguards.
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Funny story:  Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

The latest development in a sensational type Daily Male news non-story has Twilight stars and alleged sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking on in horror as a skylarking Harry Potter star, Emma Watson, and Twilight werewolf Taylor L...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder's Titillating Tryst In Tarzana Is Exposed

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder's Titillating Tryst In Tarzana Is Exposed

TARZANA, California - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, are fast becoming the most popular couple since Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, up until Sambora started acting like he was the illegitimate son of Mick Jag...
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Funny story:  The Reason Derek Hough and Julianne Hough Are Not Participating In This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

The Reason Derek Hough and Julianne Hough Are Not Participating In This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The twelfth season of Dancing With The Stars has kicked off and all the front line regulars are back. Tom "The Quick Wit" Bergeron is back as is his co-host Brooke "You All Know I'm Sexy" Burke. And sitting at the judges table are...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees

Kate Middleton Says The "Nude" Photos of Her Are Not Really Her - Prince William Agrees

LONDON - A group of photos which have been making the rounds lately proporting to be of Kate Middleton are fake according to the woman who should know, Kate Middleton. Middleton said that she first learned of the photos when she received a text message from her future grandmother-in-law Elizabeth. Kate was so shocked to see the word "Nude" on her cell phone screen that she dropped the phone...
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Funny story:  Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

BOMBAY - One of Bollywood's most respected actresses, Aishwarya Rai, has stated that she does not appreciate the recent remarks that the former singer known as Madonna made about her home country of India. Madonna, told the supermarket tabloid, Ju...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston on Why She Hates Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston on Why She Hates Angelina Jolie

LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA - Although the former F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor doesn't like to come to terms with her loss of super star hunk Brad Pitt, she's finally decided to let the cat out of the bag and responded to my request for a phone interview Saturday morning. Jennifer claims that the reason Brad dumped her for Angelina was because Angelina like Brad is a devil worshipper and while that's complet...
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Funny story:  Brian Cox And 'The Wonders Of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?

Brian Cox And 'The Wonders Of The Universe:' Too Loud Man?

BBC bosses will be on tenterhooks tonight, waiting for the public's reaction to their re-edited version of Prof Brian Cox's Wonders of the Universe. They have adjusted the show to tone down the sound after complaints from viewers said the music an...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton Feud With Princess Anne

Kate Middleton Feud With Princess Anne

Kate Middleton has found that she will be marrying into the family from hell. Her prospective aunt-in-law Princess Anne has given Kate the cold shoulder and has refused to meet her. Blue blood Princess Anne does not consider Kate Middleton suitable for marrying into 'the firm'. She has looked down her snooty nose at Kate and does not see what William sees in her. Aunt Anne has painstakingl...
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Funny story:  Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

Inquiry; Lady Gaga replied she's going to run for President

I got some emails from whom I believe is either Lady Gaga or her producers encouraging the idea that she is going to announce her candidacy for President on 11/11/11. I can't prove that's who the emails are from but whoever sent them is relating information about her new video Born This Way that it would seem only her inner circle would know about. My impression is that they want to build this int...
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Funny story:  MESSENGER Mission Snaps Photos Of Nibiru Instead Of Mercury

MESSENGER Mission Snaps Photos Of Nibiru Instead Of Mercury

Houston, TX - Stoned NASA officials were red-faced with embarrassment today, when they realized they had made a horrible mistake. It turns out that the MESSENGER (MErcury Sure SENds Great 'ERb) Mission went to the wrong planet! Someone made a mista...
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Funny story:  Jon Cryer Moves in with Charlie Sheen

Jon Cryer Moves in with Charlie Sheen

Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses. Asked if he wasn't happily married just last week when we interviewed him, Cryer replied, "Well, yeah, yeah I guess...
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Funny story:  Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

The whole shocking truth about what Coisty said to Lennon has been revealed by a totally neutral fan who was standing close by. The fan revealed that Coisty shook Lennon's hand and then whispered in his ear. "We know about the Giant Penguin."...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Star In Glove and Sock Commercials

Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Star In Glove and Sock Commercials

HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks. The children of Michael Jackson are all very talented and will soon be ap...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Both Agree On Who American Idol's "Top Three" Will Be

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Both Agree On Who American Idol's "Top Three" Will Be

HOLLWOOD - Many television critics are saying that this season of American Idol has far more than the usual share of fairly good, talented performers. The national publication USA Sunup has stated that they feel that Casey Abrams, the singer with...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Agrees To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Kate Gosselin Agrees To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin who is still depressed after her personal bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Nield quit has said that she has been approached to appear on the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries. Gosselin, who stars in Kate Plus 8...
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Funny story:  Woman Fails Driving Theory Test 90 Times

Woman Fails Driving Theory Test 90 Times

A South London woman has failed her driving theory test 90 times at a cost of £2,790. Now, even if she manages to pass the test, no examiner can be found to take her for her practical. The Driving Standards Agency disclosed details of the 26-ye...
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Funny story:  Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's winger, Nani, has broken Sir Alex Ferguson's media gag, and spoken of his delight with the assist he made on Liverpool's second goal, during their 3-1 defeat against the Merseyside warriors. Nani, who spoke to us through the gr...
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Funny story:  Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

MANCHESTER - It has not been a good week for the Red Devils of Manchester United as Sir Alex Ferguson's team lost to rivals Chelsea and Liverpool. The team from Manchester managed to score only one goal in each of the two games. One of the sta...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen and Goddesses Mud Wrestling Video Breaks YouTube Record

Charlie Sheen and Goddesses Mud Wrestling Video Breaks YouTube Record

Charlie Sheen is out to show CBS and anyone else who may have doubted his ability to make money that he is closest to becoming God than anyone on earth, even while his life seems to be falling to pieces. In case no one has yet noticed, Sheen is t...
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Frank Lampard to have a sex change operation

Chelsea midfielder, Frank Lampard has admitted that he is nearing the end of his career in the beautiful game. Unfortunately, being the dullest object on the planet, so dull he occasionally vanishes during matches, he would only be eligible for a Mat...
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Funny story:  Manchester United's Chicharito Says His Stick Figure Drawings of Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Selling Like Crazy

Manchester United's Chicharito Says His Stick Figure Drawings of Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Selling Like Crazy

MANCHESTER - One thing that even the most die-hard fans of Chicharito did not know until only recently is that the Manchester United star, from Mexico is a fantastic stick-figure artist. Javier Hernandez Balcazar's mom stated to Mexico's Las Mara...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt is in the city they call the "Big Easy" working on the latest installment of the Indiana Jones series of motion pictures entitled Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Lifestyle. The film is based on the book of th...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Caught "Sexting" Her New Boyfriend New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian Caught "Sexting" Her New Boyfriend New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries

NEW YORK CITY - Well it did not take Kim Kardashian very long to get over her body guard/boyfriend Shengo who had to dash back to his native Australia due to his visa expiring. An unnamed source said that as Shengo left the hotel where he and Kim...
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Funny story:  Ten Commandments have at last been updated

Ten Commandments have at last been updated

The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...
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Funny story:  Idiot Protestors from Westboro Baptist Church Arrive in Japan

Idiot Protestors from Westboro Baptist Church Arrive in Japan

Members of the ever ridiculous and idiotic Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church, hot on the wheels of their recent Supreme Court victory allowing protests at military funerals that horrify grieving families with bigoted signs and rhetoric, we...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy

Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy

LONDON - Since the departure of X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to America to be with her boyfriend Derek Hough, aka "The Dancing Dude" Simon Cowell has been trying to figure out who to replace Chezza with. And although he has not yet made his final de...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - No matter how far Haley Reinhart goes or does not go on this years edition of American Idol, she will now forever be remembered as "Lipstick Girl." During Reinhart's AI performance she choose a song by Whitney "Hmmm" Houston tilted "I'...
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Funny story:  Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'

Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'

Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda. Taylor died early this morning at the Seedy-Sinai...
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Funny story:  Fern Cotton Famous For Being A Hot DJ

Fern Cotton Famous For Being A Hot DJ

Fern Cotton is currently on the Chris Moyles marathon Comic Relief vigil. She looks really glamorous with her golden tresses. Chris Moyles is starting to look a bit ragged around the edges after broadcasting live for the previous twenty eight hours. Poor Chirs looks like he could do with a wash and brush up. He is sorely in need of a shave and a change of clothes. Fern Cotton is said to have...
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Funny story:  Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Wants To Buy The Eiffel Tower

Justin Bieber Wants To Buy The Eiffel Tower

MOBILE, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed before his 197th straight sell-out crowd in the Southern Gulf of Mexico port city of Mobile. The standing room only crowd at The Land of Cotton Convention Center broke the official concert decibel record...
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Funny story:  Liam Keeps  Beady Eye On Album Sales

Liam Keeps Beady Eye On Album Sales

Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week. 'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag And The "Bachelor" Brad Womack Caught "Tongue Fu Diving" At Rob Pattinson's "Twilight" Party

Heidi Montag And The "Bachelor" Brad Womack Caught "Tongue Fu Diving" At Rob Pattinson's "Twilight" Party

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson recently threw a "Twilight" party for several dozen of his best friends and one of those friends was Heidi Montag. Montag has recently taken somewhat of a bad rap on account of the fa...
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Funny story:  Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham. The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Har...
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Funny story:  Sendai UFO 'tried to warn Japanese Emperor' about upcoming nuke disaster

Sendai UFO 'tried to warn Japanese Emperor' about upcoming nuke disaster

Japan - Skywatch websites are citing an official Chinese news agency report that a breakaway craft from a Mount Fuji UFO fleet was prevented from contacting Emperor Akihit-ho last week. Flypast witnesses described the entity as entirely benign ami...
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Funny story:  Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Is the wolf man on the prowl? Twilight Movie star Taylor Lautner has been pulling reporters legs and playing jokes on his friends for as long as he can remember. "You never know what the guy is going to do next or to whom", stated one member of th...
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Funny story:  Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai To Star In The X-Rated Movie, "The X-Rated Life Of Marilyn Monroe"

HOLLYWOOD - One of Bollywood's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai has agreed to star in Tico Scallavini's film The X-Rated Life of Marilyn Monroe. Rai, who was voted Miss World in 1994, last year appeared with Angelina Jolie in the motion picture...
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Funny story:  Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role. Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Finally Admit That They Have Been Secretly Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, who spent three months in a rehab clinic, has admitted that the rumor about her and Wilmer Valderrama dating is in fact true. Lovato said that she wanted to hide the fact from her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas because she was so...
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Funny story:  The Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud Has Erupted Like A Hormone-Crazed Volcano

The Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud Has Erupted Like A Hormone-Crazed Volcano

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to come on the scene involves two very popular songstresses. The two women involved include Lady Gaga and Beyonce. And by all accounts it appears that 29-year-old Beyonce fired off the first salvo when she told USA...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...
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Funny story:  "You Tube" Parody Song "Winning" Is A Hit For Charlie Sheen

"You Tube" Parody Song "Winning" Is A Hit For Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen fans can see a re-mix of his sound-bites set to a catchy hip hop beat on "You Tube" which has become an overnight sensation. In the spoof song the sound-bites of Sheen are set to the hip-hop tune "Winning" and clips of his interview...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding. Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as...
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Funny story:  Gaddafi fires 'camel-toed' Amazonian Guards

Gaddafi fires 'camel-toed' Amazonian Guards

Benghazi Kazi - A sordid uniform spat saw Muammar Gaddafi fire thirty of his elite virgin female bodyguards today. Their tight-fitting westernised uniforms were driving the Colonel nuts and wreaking havoc with Mrs Gaddafi (Mk#2). In their defen...
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Funny story:  Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

Messenger sends back first Mercury photos

NASA's Mercury Messenger Probe has finally achieved insertion around the planet Mercury, one of the most hostile environments in the solar system. Messenger is one of NASA's usual attempts at an acronym: MErcury Surface, Space ENvironment, GEoche...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

BURBANK - Castle Rock Pictures based in Burbank, California has announced that they have just finished production on the new Durango Grundyweather motion picture set in 1950s Santa Monica titled Sock Party. The film deals with teen girl parties of...
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Funny story:  Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying to kick the cat...
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Funny story:  Galliano Is Still Making Kate's Dress

Galliano Is Still Making Kate's Dress

John Galliano is still going to make Kate Middleton's Wedding dress. Or at least, that's what she keeps saying. But insiders at Buckingham Palace have admitted that something is seriously wrong with this statement. The statement appears to be...
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Funny story:  Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet

Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet

MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet. Ch...
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Funny story:  Snake bites boob and dies of silicone poisoning!

Snake bites boob and dies of silicone poisoning!

A lusty snake (RIP), who shall remain nameless, has died after fancying a bit of tit. Unfortunately the tit was not a natural one, it was pumped full of silicone and after attempting to save its life through mouth to mouth, veterinarian surgeons pron...
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Funny story:  Full Outrageous Details of Wayne Rooney Contract Revealed

Full Outrageous Details of Wayne Rooney Contract Revealed

Wayne Rooney's contract details have been released by a secret source at Manchester United, and they are indeed outrageous. Wayne Rooney has demanded that he be paid One million pounds a game, and he wants to be paid in Italian Lira because Coll...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it's two co-stars, Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on his highly rated reality show X-Factor. Cowell, the man...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses" Blow Breast Implants During Sex Act

Charlie Sheen's "Goddesses" Blow Breast Implants During Sex Act

According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday. The insider, a friend of Charlie's...
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Funny story:  Riding Horses and Eating Pussy - Movie Review

Riding Horses and Eating Pussy - Movie Review

Riding Horses and Eating Pussy is a suspense drama about two trust-fund lesbians living on a sprawling horse ranch on the outskirts of the Philadelphia Main Line. The story heats up when a horse trainer is murdered and our lesbo leads are the prime suspects. The plots has more twists and turns than the Radnor Hunt during this 2 hour escape into the elite world of horses, money and greed. Th...
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Funny story:  Music World Bombshell - Taylor Swift and Kanye West Write A Song For "Lovebirds" Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Music World Bombshell - Taylor Swift and Kanye West Write A Song For "Lovebirds" Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

LOS ANGELES - In a songwriting move that even surprised one of the top songwriting teams in the country Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka, Taylor Swift and Kanye West have collaborated on a song. And according to Bedroom Pillow Talk the song is not just your average run-of-the-mill song it is a song that both Swift and West are dedicating to the newest, happiest, most popular couple in Tinsel Town...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has personally invited three of the most popular young performers in America to attend a St. Patrick's Day Barbecue to take place on the White House lawn. The president said that he was thrilled and honored to be paying tribute to the fine people of Irish descent by inviting Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to the White House. When the president...
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Funny story:  OMG! Elizabeth Taylor's secret illegitimate daughter to contest £750million Will

OMG! Elizabeth Taylor's secret illegitimate daughter to contest £750million Will

London - Attorneys acting for Dame Elizabeth's four American children are having none of it, of course. But one of Hollywood's best kept Cold War secrets is likely to out this week about the existence of a suspected older sibling living close to T...
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Funny story:  Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, who is still shaken up by the fact that she has been dumped by her husband Marc Mezvinsky, is extremely upset that Monica Lewinsky is trying to waltz her way back into her father's life. Chelsea told The...
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Funny story:  Too much FIFA can cause severe skin and hair damage!

Too much FIFA can cause severe skin and hair damage!

Sources have recently confirmed that playing too much FIFA can cause long-term facial damage. The game has been proven to cause a disease to form in the skin cells, causing constant dryness and itchiness, in more severe cases- hair and eyebrows have...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez's  Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To &quotBeaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'

Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To "Beaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'

TARZANA, California - Singing sensation Justin Bieber made a special promotional appearance at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. He was asked how his relationship with fellow singing sensation and girlfriend Selena Gomez was going. Justin did not miss a beat between signing his first name and last as he gave the reporter for iGossip a quick thumbs up. Taffeta Kixx with iGossip f...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Coy About Nude Photos

Christina Aguilera Coy About Nude Photos

Pop diva Christina Aguilera has been coy when asked about what was on her 'memory card' which she left in a Paris hotel room. Apparently the feisty beauty had taken some candid camera shots of her and her man getting frisky. The pair frolicked an...
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Funny story:  Hugh Laurie plays Charlie Sheen In Two and a Half Men

Hugh Laurie plays Charlie Sheen In Two and a Half Men

Hugh Laurie has played Charlie Parker in an episode of "Two and a Half Men". He tells a police officer that his niece won't be 'caught' shop-lifting again and that she is his favourite tax "write-off". Sheen has made an 'epic' deal and has organi...
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Funny story:  In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

LONDON - The curator for London's premier Wax Museum has just issued a press release regarding their latest wax figure. Tickety Boo News has reported the shocking story that the wax figure of American reality show participant Heidi Montag, unlike...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen had just finished shooting his latest edition of his Internet show titled Sheen's Korner when he took time out to speak with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. Sheen asked Cashew Vixenheimer if she wanted a glass of Tiger Blood. She respectfully informed him that she had just had a 16 ounce bottle of Diet Pepsi on the way to his mansion. Cashew asked S...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus is taken from behind

Miley Cyrus is taken from behind

The singer Miley Cyrus, best know for her song "Billy Ray is my dad", was today humiliated in public on a visit to London when a man in a suit unashamedly took her from behind as she waited in a long queue outside the Nintendo shop. The man, dress...
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Funny story:  "The Bachelor" Brad Womack And Christina Aguilera Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' In Tarzana

"The Bachelor" Brad Womack And Christina Aguilera Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' In Tarzana

TARZANA, California - Brad Womack the man on this season's edition of The Bachelor, was embarrassed before a viewing audience of 30 million when the woman he picked to propose to ended up telling him on live television that although she kind of liked...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole spoke with a reporter for USA DAYBREAK from the swimming pool of her boyfriend Derek Hough's Hollywood Hills mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha. She remarked that she is quite upset at the recent incident that her ex-husband...
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Funny story:  Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Lines formed around the block in San Francisco at the city's marijuana distribution points as citizens prepared for emergency conditions following an 8.9 earthquake in Japan and a Tsunami warning extending from the California coast up to Washington...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber 'Cleaners' Security Alert 'Not Unusual'

Justin Bieber 'Cleaners' Security Alert 'Not Unusual'

When two girls tricked their way into Justin Bieber's Liverpool hotel suite on Friday, it was just the latest gaffe by the teen heart-throb's security team. The girls dressed as cleaners to get into the suite. After half-heartedly dusting surfaces...
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Funny story:  Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods hillbilly. Clarkson said that she came very close to...
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Funny story:  Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress

Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...
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Funny story:  Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato Explains The Truth Behind Her Two Brand New Wrist Tattoos

Demi Lovato Explains The Truth Behind Her Two Brand New Wrist Tattoos

VENICE BEACH - Demi Lovato, the Disney darling showed off her latest ink art as she sunbathed by herself at Venice Beach. Lovato showed reporters for Tittle Tattle Tonight and Bedroom Pillow Talk that she had two brand new tattoos on each of her w...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Gives Justin Bieber A "Passionate Birthday Kiss" He Will Never Forget

Selena Gomez Gives Justin Bieber A "Passionate Birthday Kiss" He Will Never Forget

DANA POINT, California - It is finally officially official Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are in fact a couple. After much speculation that the two were merely friends, young Bieber who was celebrating his 17th birthday, did state for the record that...
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Funny story:  Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Troubled Man City star Mario Balotelli has been involved in another incident with the club. Its emerged that, only days after being sent off in the Champions League tie against Dynamo Kiev, the striker is alleged to have thrown a dart at a youth p...
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Funny story:  Michaele Salahi Snorts Heroin to Get Back on Celebrity Rehab

Michaele Salahi Snorts Heroin to Get Back on Celebrity Rehab

Michaele Salahi was recently kicked off the reality show Celebrity Rehab due to the fact that she couldn't produce a discernable addiction. Now, her husband Tareq has threatened to sue if they don't take her back. The Salahis claim that Michaele...
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Funny story:  Harry Redknapp In  Schedule Blooper

Harry Redknapp In Schedule Blooper

In breaking sports headlines, it has just been announced that Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp will not be making a media appearance of any kind this coming Tuesday. Harry, 39, from Bristol, has made either a radio or television interview...
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Funny story:  Queen Elizabeth to visit Stephen Ireland

Queen Elizabeth to visit Stephen Ireland

The Queen is to pay a state visit to Stephen Ireland - the first official visit to a footballers house by a British monarch. Buckingham Palace said in a statement: "The Queen has been pleased to accept an invitation from Newcastle United manager A...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, aka "The Man Without A Show" has just agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of the very popular TV series The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck confirmed that he met with Sheen at a Tacos, Tacos,...
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Funny story:  Tabak Fears Attack In Jail

Tabak Fears Attack In Jail

Vincent Tabak is in fear for his life in HMP Belmarsh after turning supergrass to prison governor.Tabak has 'dobbed' on the Cockney gang boss Archie Lamb who has been ruling over lags in the jail. The Dutch man who is in prison after being charged...
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Funny story:  Michael Nesmith Explains Why He Won't Be Accompanying The Monkees On Their Concert Tour of England

Michael Nesmith Explains Why He Won't Be Accompanying The Monkees On Their Concert Tour of England

LOS ANGELES - The second oldest member of the Monkees has explained why he will not be accompanying his fellow band mates on their concert tour of England. Michael "Wool Hat" Nesmith, 68, said that he just flat out does not like the other three members of the Monkees band. He said that Mickey (Dolenz), 65; Davy (Jones), 65; and Peter (Tork), 69; never liked the fact that he was the only true mu...
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Funny story:  The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

The Very First American Idol Winner Kelly Clarkson Reveals Who Her Favorite and Least Favorite 2011 American Idol Contestants Are

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Kelly Clarkson, the very first winner on American Idol performed before a sold-out crowd at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium in Raleigh. After the concert she spoke backstage with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette...
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Funny story:  Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA. The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed earlier on this season,...
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Funny story:  Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

BIRMINGHAM, England - Twenty-five-year-old football star Ashley Young has just received the thrill of his young life. He recently received a personal invitation from Queen Elizabeth II, to attend her grandson Prince William's wedding to Kate Middl...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (Chris Jericho), A Rapper (Lil Romeo), and A Receiver (Hines Ward) All Score Big!

Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (Chris Jericho), A Rapper (Lil Romeo), and A Receiver (Hines Ward) All Score Big!

HOLLYWOOD - It was an evening when the male contestants on Dancing With The Stars all really brought their "A-Game." And when the dancing dust had settled the three top judges vote getter's were wrestling champion Chris Jericho and his partner Che...
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Funny story:  David Beckham's Glory tattoo

David Beckham's Glory tattoo

David Beckham has revealed a heavenly new tattoo - an image of himself portrayed as Jesus. The 35-year-old footballer has deified himself in ink, surrounded by three cherubs that represent his own sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. Beckham unveiled t...
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