Funny story:  Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago.  Obama Declares Victory!

Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago. Obama Declares Victory!

Following 'unexpected' reports issued today that the Afghan Campaign has been a complete waste of lives and the squandering of Billions of dollars, CEO Hamid Karzai of Karzai Inc, LLC, announced he would be relocating the family corporate offices t...
View 'Afghan Pull Out! Karzai Announces Corporate HQ Move to Chicago.  Obama Declares Victory!'
Funny story:  Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act

Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act

Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican nomination for president. "America is undergoing grea...
View 'Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act'
Funny story:  R2D2 And C3PO To Marry

R2D2 And C3PO To Marry

Hollywood, CA-- The two robots from the 'Star Wars' epic are getting married next month in a spectacular Hollywood wedding! C3PO popped the question to his little friend R2D2, and the robot said 'sssppllloop'. The wedding will be held on direct...
View 'R2D2 And C3PO To Marry'
Funny story:  Thousand of fans leaving Man. U. to support Man. City

Thousand of fans leaving Man. U. to support Man. City

Sadly thousands of Man. U. fans are fed up with the behaviour of some of their Prima Donnas and held a jersey and scarf burning ceremony last night outside the club grounds. Many were already wearing their newly purchased Man. City Jerseys and...
View 'Thousand of fans leaving Man. U. to support Man. City'
Funny story:  Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!

Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!

When the media arrived at Governor Sarah Palin's new home in Arizona this morning, it was in anticipation of a major news story. They were not disappointed! Sarah Palin took the make-shift podium in front of her new home and stated, "I am proposin...
View 'Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!'
Funny story:  Unemployed elephants go on rampage in India!

Unemployed elephants go on rampage in India!

A group of renegade, unemployed elephants have caused havoc in the Indian city of Mysore. The reason for the rampage is that they have been made unemployed because the local authorities have stopped logging and the elephants were either being forc...
View 'Unemployed elephants go on rampage in India!'
Funny story:  Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool

Sources close to Blackpool playmaker and Liverpool transfer target, Charlie Adam, are indicating that the Scot will reject overtures from Anfield, and move to Wigan instead. It is thought that Wigan is closer to Adam's home and therefore a more lo...
View 'Charlie Adam Set For Shock Move To Wigan - Snubs Liverpool'
Funny story:  Fox hunting To Be Banned Again

Fox hunting To Be Banned Again

The government announced yesterday that it is to completely ban fox hunting for a six month period from next month in order to preserve the species. Many people are currently under the illusion that the hunting of foxes is already outlawed within...
View 'Fox hunting To Be Banned Again'
Funny story:  German E.coli Invade Poland - France Next!

German E.coli Invade Poland - France Next!

Officials in European capitols are in a near panic today as German E.coli have crossed the border into Poland in an sudden and unprovoked attack. "Nearly every toilet in the country has been destroyed," said Alphonsus Liguori, a plumber in Warsaw...
View 'German E.coli Invade Poland - France Next!'
Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair

Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair

With the Isle of Wight Festival gathering all of the headlines at the moment, the Ventnor Carnival and Funfair has failed to hit the spotlight yet again. "We've had a carnival and funfair every year for the past three hundred and ninety two years,...
View 'Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair'
Funny story:  Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli

Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli

Latest news from the Lane suggests that Liverpool officials are close to negotiating a return to Anfield for Peter Crouch, and that Spurs intend to use the money in part payment for tempestuous Italian hitman Mario Balotelli, who has been told he can...
View 'Harry Redknapp Offloads Peter Crouch To Liverpool - Targets Balotelli'
Funny story:  Comparison website crash

Comparison website crash

After the news hit that fuel prices were set to soar by fifteen percent in the coming weeks, BBC One magazine show, The One Show advised that all their viewers should go online and get hold of a fixed term contract for their fuel for as long as possi...
View 'Comparison website crash'
Funny story:  Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"

A source within the secret service is reporting today that just before dawn an armed Congressional Team from the House Ethics Committee (HEC), swooped in on the White House and confiscated President Obama's Blackberry under a Federal Seizure Fatwa pa...
View 'Obama's BlackBerry Seized in Widening 'Weinergate' Scandal. Michelle 'Shocked!"'
Funny story:  Mexican drug cartels running out of room to store cash

Mexican drug cartels running out of room to store cash

MEXICO CITY, Mexico - A confidential source, Mr. X, with close ties to the Mexican drug cartels here, has revealed that it is becoming difficult to find new places to stuff bills. "The cartels blame QE2. They say it is resulting in too much money...
View 'Mexican drug cartels running out of room to store cash'
Funny story:  A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota

NEW ORLEANS - Algonquin Brewtiddle one of the most respected weathercasters in the South recently spoke with reporters about the Mississippi River and the recent flooding. Brewtiddle said that he entered all kinds of weather facts, information, an...
View 'A New Orleans Weatherman States That If A Hurricane Hits New Orleans The Mississippi River Will Flow Backwards All The Way Back Up To Minnesota'
Funny story:  It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

Sarah Palin, the firebrand republican ex-Governor of Alaska, has decided to run, and she hopes, win the prestigious Belmont Stakes. The Belmont Stakes, a thoroughbred horse race that will be held this year on June 11th at Belmont Park in Elmont,...
View 'It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes'
Funny story:  Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Los Angeles Docks, California, USA: With the United States having the record for the most stringent and thorough security and entry requirements in the world, with 12 million illegal immigrants roaming around in the country, tensions were running hi...
View 'Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.'
Funny story:  Bum Wars Break Out As Carol Vorderman Pips Pippa Middleton In Rear Of The Year Awards

Bum Wars Break Out As Carol Vorderman Pips Pippa Middleton In Rear Of The Year Awards

Bottom fanciers across the length and breadth of Britain were up in arms, and waging internet fora flame wars, as rival factions posted comments relating to the award of the 'Rear Of The Year' title to former Countdown mathematrice, Carol Vorderman,...
View 'Bum Wars Break Out As Carol Vorderman Pips Pippa Middleton In Rear Of The Year Awards'
Funny story:  'Galaxy Quest' moment  as CERN boffins recreate Star Trek anti-matter warheads

'Galaxy Quest' moment as CERN boffins recreate Star Trek anti-matter warheads

Switzerland - Astrophysicists at Switzerland's CERN Institute have replicated anti-matter warheads first debuted on a Star Trek episode in 1966. A report on the Beeb TV news channel broadcast an excerpt on Monday night showing Captain Jim Kirk ord...
View ''Galaxy Quest' moment  as CERN boffins recreate Star Trek anti-matter warheads'
Funny story:  Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found

Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found

Cosmology's biggest mystery has been solved due to pioneering work at CERN. The Big Bang Theory predicts that the universe should contain equal quantities of matter and anti-matter. The fact that only matter had been observed led cosmologists to a...
View 'Anti-Matter 'Missing' From Universe Is Found'
Funny story:  FIFA turn down offer to have Hurst shirt displayed in Wembley tunnel

FIFA turn down offer to have Hurst shirt displayed in Wembley tunnel

A recent offer by the owner of the No.10 England shirt worn by Geoff Hurst during the '66 World Cup Final of allowing it to be displayed in the tunnel of Wembley in the hope that it will inspire players to perform better as they run out onto the pitc...
View 'FIFA turn down offer to have Hurst shirt displayed in Wembley tunnel'
Funny story:  Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards

According to this week's Nealson Ratings for cable television, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards were beaten out by a live feed of someone's garbage disposal in Griffin, Ga. It seems that the popular movie awards show lacked the star power that it usually ha...
View 'Live Feed Of Garbage Disposal Had More Viewers Than 2011 MTV Movie Awards'
Funny story:  Song: "Boredom"

Song: "Boredom"

Another one of my ambiguous rhyming prose thingys! You know how artists try to perceive life as someone else? Well this is me trying to do that. No need to panic, or call a psychiatrist. But for God's sake don't tell my mother. She's a fiscal and social conservative. "Boredom" Got some ropes, Got some ropes, Empty ropes. Empty mind. With nothing to hide. Bored outta my mind, Playin...
View 'Song: "Boredom"'
Funny story:  Andy Murray and Wayne Rooney swap hair

Andy Murray and Wayne Rooney swap hair

Wayne Rooney has entered the hair transfer market after his implants failed to sprout. The Manchester United footballer has made an audacious bid to buy Andy Murray's hair. Murray had originally offered his hair on a 3 month roll over loan de...
View 'Andy Murray and Wayne Rooney swap hair'
Funny story:  German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder

German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder

Germany's health minister Daniel Bahr has been sacked after making a horrendous blunder prior to a press briefing on the current e coli situation. Bahr was to be giving a keenly awaited update on the crisis that had led to various produce, includi...
View 'German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder'
Funny story:  Crotch: Sensational Photos!

Crotch: Sensational Photos!

Today we publish sensational photographs of a crotch thought to be that of a famous celebrity. Several well known people have denied being the crotcher and annoyed gardeners are furious that their cloches have been photographed by paparazzis eager fo...
View 'Crotch: Sensational Photos!'
Funny story:  X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...
View 'X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court'
Funny story:  Cameron launches New Tory Party

Cameron launches New Tory Party

David Cameron has launched the New Tory Party which has taken over from the old discredited one - as assessed by the Daily Mail and the Murdoch empire. From now on Law'n Order will be a top priority. With a tough policy thousands more layabouts an...
View 'Cameron launches New Tory Party'
Funny story:  Moscow Plans Bomb-Proof Public Toilets

Moscow Plans Bomb-Proof Public Toilets

Moscow authorities are to install public lavatories that can withstand a terrorist bomb blast. The move follows a spate of Islamist terrorist attacks on the Russian capital in recent years. And in a city where winter temperatures can fall to we...
View 'Moscow Plans Bomb-Proof Public Toilets'
Funny story:  FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match

FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match

It was the final straw for the FA to find out that Ryan Giggs is the latest Manchester United player to bring the reputation of football into a black day. The FA however, have finally found a solution for this and will allow unannounced affairs to be...
View 'FA to Organise annual Footballers vs Mistresses match'
Funny story:  SFA Vote For Radical Changes

SFA Vote For Radical Changes

The chief executive of the Scottish Football Association Stewart Regan has praised the courageous decision by all 93 member clubs to vote for radical changes to the way that the game up north is run. At the annual general meeting at Hampden yester...
View 'SFA Vote For Radical Changes'
Funny story:  Wimbledon Finals To Be Shown On 3D

Wimbledon Finals To Be Shown On 3D

Andy Murray's failure to win this year's Wimbledon final will be shown live in 3D. The men's and women's finals will for the first time ever be available to consumers with BBC 3D and HD channels . Murray said : "Its very exciting to think th...
View 'Wimbledon Finals To Be Shown On 3D'
Funny story:  Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated

Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated

People close to Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, reluctantly admitted that Giggsy is a socks addict, and urged him to seek treatment as a matter of urgency, before his addiction finally gets the better of him. Although never aired publicly...
View 'Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated'
Funny story:  K2 Expedition Called Off At Burnley Bus Station

K2 Expedition Called Off At Burnley Bus Station

An ambitious plan by a group of unemployed men from North East Lancashire to ascend the world's second highest mountain, K2, was reluctantly called off yesterday evening at Burnley bus station. The 28 expedition members, along with 84 Sherpas, fro...
View 'K2 Expedition Called Off At Burnley Bus Station'
Funny story:  Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga who is definitely a one-woman travelling carnival sideshow has confided to one of her back up singers that she finds Charlie Sheen to be quite an intriguing individual. Gaga was in Boise visiting the infamous One Potato Tw...
View 'Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen'
Funny story:  Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!

Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!

Fans of Katie Price, the publicity hungry, pneumatic former page 3 model and reality TV star, have been expressing grave concerns recently, because their heroine hasn't been hitting the headlines recently, despite her best efforts. Many fans thoug...
View 'Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!'
Funny story:  Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral

Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral

CCTV footage showing a series of drunken mishaps experienced by a reveller after being ejected from a theatre party at London's plush Savoy Hotel, has gone viral on the internet, generating up to a million hits an hour! Sources reveal that the man...
View 'Savoy Drunk - CCTV Footage Goes Viral'
Funny story:  The Zetas Cartel strikes with lethal force

The Zetas Cartel strikes with lethal force

The Zetas Cartel set a massive wildfire which forced evacuations from towns in the eastern part of Arizona and threatened society with flames. The flames were so massive they pushed towards New Mexico. Los Zetas Cartel are a group of highly traine...
View 'The Zetas Cartel strikes with lethal force'
Funny story:  Obama Orders Troops to Defy Gravity

Obama Orders Troops to Defy Gravity

Washington,D.C. - President Barack Obama, sporting a noticable puance and an impressive set of man-boobs,has warned the nation that "the evil force of gravity is conspiring against the United States." He then vowed that he would use every possible me...
View 'Obama Orders Troops to Defy Gravity'
Funny story:  Larry O'Mara Given an Honorary Harvard Psychology Degree

Larry O'Mara Given an Honorary Harvard Psychology Degree

Cambridge MA: Larry O'Mara the owner of Larry's Bar and Grill, a working class tavern in this city, was presented an honorary PHD degree in psychology by Harvard University. The degree was in recognition of Larry's counseling people in his establishm...
View 'Larry O'Mara Given an Honorary Harvard Psychology Degree'
« May 2011 June 2011 Jul 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
36
2nd
34
3rd
37
4th
37
5th
27
6th
38
7th
27
8th
40
9th
34
10th
28
11th
23
12th
29
13th
34
14th
35
15th
30
16th
26
17th
19
18th
21
19th
24
20th
24
21st
30
22nd
29
23rd
31
24th
25
25th
28
26th
25
27th
38
28th
24
29th
21
30th
26
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 1?

2 16 13 5


Go to top ^