DISCOVERY
Dear Sir,
I wonder if any of your readers can settle an argument? Only, my husband and I were having a discussion the other day about the end of the world. He reckons it will happen either when the sun finally goes nova, turns into a red giant and swallows the earth up, or when we get hit by a giant asteroid. I reckon it'll end when we get overrun with vampires and zombies, which w...
After sixteen consecutive quarters of shockingly incorrect calls on the state of U.S. economy, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke said this week's press conference would be his final sorry attempt at making predictions about the financial d...
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"Once Americans get to know me better, t...
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Each year she gets teary when she sees the winners and listens to their stories. This year will be no dif...
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Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod.
Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...
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Korean head coach Kim Kwang-Min offered only brief comment, "It...
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The second and final episode of Three Men Go To Venice featuring Griff Rhys Jones, Rory Mc...
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Noddy and his good friend Big Ears were driving out to the country for a picnic with their long-time friends Bill & Ben the flowerpot men.
A minor distraction ensued causing Noddy to misjudge the distance and time-frame required to cross the...
Italian condom heir and occasional TV guest star Gino de Genitalia has been persuaded by studio executives to once again appear in long-running drama Desperate Househusbands.
Despite woeful reviews of his acting skills, de Genitalia's first three...
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A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...
A shocked vicar has stumbled across a website that directs old age pensioners to his churchyard for dogging sessions.
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A local transvestite butcher impersonating Lady Gaga in the local pubs in Reading, England has been attacked by a mob of hungry homeless dogs, after wearing the Meat Dress he purchased at a Bazaar Auction.
The local butcher affectionately known as...
Camilla Parker-Bowles found inebriated with her dress around her waist singing "The Flower Duet" (by herself) with unmelodious monotony, on the steps of Westminster Abbey after the reception of newlyweds, William & Kate.
In her left hand was a...
With Germany still choosing not to make any official response to the growing rumor that they plan to announce their withdrawal from the euro and a return to the Deutsche Mark this Friday, the Greek premier George Papandreou decided to jump ship even...
David Cameron is today appealing to his fellow MP's to forego the payment of their salaries for the time being.
'It is not fair on the taxpayer to have to fund our useless lives pretending we are in power when the levers of the State are quite out...
Finalists from Britain's Got Talent, Stavros Flattley and Son, are being sent in to Greece to help solve the country's economic crisis.
British Home Secretary Theresa Mayormaynot, has confirmed that the huge-personalitied gentleman and his son hav...
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Two of the main sta...
Nobody really seems to have a clue what this is all about, but, an as yet undisclosed website has been gobbing off with words to the effect that Beyonce - who put thousands of music fans to sleep as she closed Glastonbury last weekend, doesn't appear...