Funny story:  Letters To The Editor - From Women At A Full Moon

Letters To The Editor - From Women At A Full Moon

DISCOVERY Dear Sir, I wonder if any of your readers can settle an argument? Only, my husband and I were having a discussion the other day about the end of the world. He reckons it will happen either when the sun finally goes nova, turns into a red giant and swallows the earth up, or when we get hit by a giant asteroid. I reckon it'll end when we get overrun with vampires and zombies, which w...
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Funny story:  Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy

Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy

After sixteen consecutive quarters of shockingly incorrect calls on the state of U.S. economy, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke said this week's press conference would be his final sorry attempt at making predictions about the financial d...
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Funny story:  Michele Bachmann explains her lying: "I almost know what I'm talking about"

Michele Bachmann explains her lying: "I almost know what I'm talking about"

Waterloo, Iowa - Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann spent her first day as an official candidate back-pedalling on her misstatement that film legend John Wayne was born here in her hometown. "Once Americans get to know me better, t...
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Funny story:  "Are you a twat?" to be decided by referendum.

"Are you a twat?" to be decided by referendum.

Proponents of electoral reform were delighted today at the news that after wasting time with stuff no-one cared about like PR or AV or whatever, one of the real issues actually gripping the nation was to be decided by a plebiscite of the whole elect...
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Funny story:  Mark Lowton nominated for a Pride of the Isle of Wight Award 2011

Mark Lowton nominated for a Pride of the Isle of Wight Award 2011

Carol Spritzer is launching the Isle of Wight News 'Pride of The Isle Awards 2011' nominations appeal, in partnership with Littleworths.web. Each year she gets teary when she sees the winners and listens to their stories. This year will be no dif...
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Funny story:  Alex 99 vs Alex Duggan-60 Murders Plus (M.O.R.P.H. Remix)

Alex 99 vs Alex Duggan-60 Murders Plus (M.O.R.P.H. Remix)

Last week I arranged a meeting with Kim Jong Ill on the set of the new Internet TV show called 60 Murders Plus. Since the world is a stage the set can be anywhere you like. Kim is a wonderful guy who after murdering his father is now in mismanagement and is currently Emperor of North Korea. He tasked me to find a serial killer at work and interview him. It seemed dangerous to mention that I was a...
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Funny story:  Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over  like the rest of us

Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod. Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...
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Funny story:  MTV Announces Groudbreaking Reality Series Featuring Videos of People Playing Music

MTV Announces Groudbreaking Reality Series Featuring Videos of People Playing Music

New York, NY - In a nation infatuated with social buzz and trends, few brands or organizations have matched the extensive duration of influence seen by MTV. After a decade of distancing their network from its original roots faster than a Black Repub...
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Funny story:  Sodomites Demand Procreative Right To Bear Children

Sodomites Demand Procreative Right To Bear Children

With New York joining other states in legalizing gay marriage, it seems that it will be just a matter of time until they not only change the definition of marriage to include same-sex partners, but they demand that they be granted procreative rights.
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Funny story:  United States vs. North Korea

United States vs. North Korea

The United States plans to take on North Korea at the Women's World Cup in Germany tonight. The US team says they are motivated and expect to defeat the Communist North Korean team. Korean head coach Kim Kwang-Min offered only brief comment, "It...
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Funny story:  Mona Lisa At Centre Of Art World Row

Mona Lisa At Centre Of Art World Row

There were extraordinary scenes at the world-famous Louvre museum today when a French art expert was challenged about his policy concerning the Mona Lisa. Leonardo Da Vinci's iconic masterpiece of the young woman with the mysterious smile has been...
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Funny story:  Three Men Go To Venice - Pull Your Socks Up, Or Else!

Three Men Go To Venice - Pull Your Socks Up, Or Else!

Three popular TV comics will be anxiously awaiting the reaction to their latest programme after warnings were issued by a television vigilante organisation. The second and final episode of Three Men Go To Venice featuring Griff Rhys Jones, Rory Mc...
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Funny story:  Yoda Angry At Ugly Dog Comparison, Plots Revenge On Earth

Yoda Angry At Ugly Dog Comparison, Plots Revenge On Earth

New York, NY-- The little space alien from a long,long time ago in a galaxy far, far away was very angry. Yoda heard that the winner of the ugliest dog in the world was named after him. He was deeply insulted, and flew to Earth in his spaceship to...
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Funny story:  Noddy injured in car smash on railway lines

Noddy injured in car smash on railway lines

Noddy and his good friend Big Ears were driving out to the country for a picnic with their long-time friends Bill & Ben the flowerpot men. A minor distraction ensued causing Noddy to misjudge the distance and time-frame required to cross the...
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Funny story:  Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Condom Heir Persuaded to Guest Star in Desperate Househusbands

Italian condom heir and occasional TV guest star Gino de Genitalia has been persuaded by studio executives to once again appear in long-running drama Desperate Househusbands. Despite woeful reviews of his acting skills, de Genitalia's first three...
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Funny story:  Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...
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Funny story:  Vicar discovers pensioners "dogging" in churchyard

Vicar discovers pensioners "dogging" in churchyard

A shocked vicar has stumbled across a website that directs old age pensioners to his churchyard for dogging sessions. The Born Again Doggers website lists his church in the Essex village of Ugley as a "nice and secluded spot" to have outdoor sex...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga's Meat Dress bought by local transvestite butcher at Bazaar Auction

Lady Gaga's Meat Dress bought by local transvestite butcher at Bazaar Auction

A local transvestite butcher impersonating Lady Gaga in the local pubs in Reading, England has been attacked by a mob of hungry homeless dogs, after wearing the Meat Dress he purchased at a Bazaar Auction. The local butcher affectionately known as...
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Funny story:  Camilla found in drunken stupor on steps of Westminster Abbey

Camilla found in drunken stupor on steps of Westminster Abbey

Camilla Parker-Bowles found inebriated with her dress around her waist singing "The Flower Duet" (by herself) with unmelodious monotony, on the steps of Westminster Abbey after the reception of newlyweds, William & Kate. In her left hand was a...
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Funny story:  Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!

Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!

With Germany still choosing not to make any official response to the growing rumor that they plan to announce their withdrawal from the euro and a return to the Deutsche Mark this Friday, the Greek premier George Papandreou decided to jump ship even...
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Funny story:  Not Fair on Taxpayers!

Not Fair on Taxpayers!

David Cameron is today appealing to his fellow MP's to forego the payment of their salaries for the time being. 'It is not fair on the taxpayer to have to fund our useless lives pretending we are in power when the levers of the State are quite out...
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Funny story:  Stavros Flattley sent in to save Greece

Stavros Flattley sent in to save Greece

Finalists from Britain's Got Talent, Stavros Flattley and Son, are being sent in to Greece to help solve the country's economic crisis. British Home Secretary Theresa Mayormaynot, has confirmed that the huge-personalitied gentleman and his son hav...
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Funny story:  Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner Reveal Some Never Before Known Secrets About "Star Trek"

LOS ANGELES - Star Trek premiered on NBC back in 1966. It ran for three seasons and although it did not become a big hit in the ratings department it did attract a huge loyal fan following who refer to themselves as "Trekkies." Two of the main sta...
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Funny story:  Rock Veterans Procol Harum Insist That Beyonce's Hair Isn't Natural

Rock Veterans Procol Harum Insist That Beyonce's Hair Isn't Natural

Nobody really seems to have a clue what this is all about, but, an as yet undisclosed website has been gobbing off with words to the effect that Beyonce - who put thousands of music fans to sleep as she closed Glastonbury last weekend, doesn't appear...
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