Prompted by circulating rumors running rife in Hollywood, Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev revealed at a press conference today that contrary to prevailing notions, she does not have a life sized tattoo of ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner's nose tattoo...
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Locals in the harbour town of Brixham have been left 'seriously perturbed', say emergency service personnel, after witnessing a vicious and unprovoked attack on the quayside.
Witnesses say that an unnamed woman was eating a choc-ice whilst staring...
A gallup poll today showed that if it were not for a needless surplus of petty, small minded bigots, the coalition would have been on its bike quite some time ago.
Although the vast majority of Britons are now paying more tax, receiving less pay e...
Mayhem broke out in North London when members of the Health And Safety Executive declared Arsenal Football Club's Emirates Stadium 'structurally unsound, inherently unsafe,' and 'liable to imminent collapse when filled to capacity.'
The shocking n...
Muammar Gaddafi, the infamous Libyan leader, has been spotted in the West Indies watching the recent India cricket tour. The Colonel, who has been in the press every single day for the last 6 months for all the wrong reasons, has been found by the We...
It's just been confirmed that Rupert Grint, who played the part of Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter film franchise is still ginger.
It was widely reported in certain unscrupulous circles that Grint is not as ginger as he used to be, but sources clo...
Andy Murray, Britains or Scotland's ony real hope of breaking the century old Wimbledon curse is determined to win this year, but does admit; "Rafael Nadal has to die first and Roger Federer has to be so fed up winning that he doesn't even bother!"...
Stubbington man, Larry Granger got quite a shock this morning when he went through his back door, into the garden, to put the bins out. Sitting in the middle of his back lawn was a strange object, which no amount of internet research could actually i...
London - A massive killer bee colony that terrorised much of New York during last week's Lunar Eclipse has suddenly materialised in London.
Millions of the angry insects congregated near the Apple Store in Regent Street, the flagship shopping mall...
Rhossili, Wales: 400 nudists in their "Birthday Suits" rushed into the freezing Irish Sea after hearing that the deadly White Tip Shark was searching for something to eat around the UK coast.
The nudists, mainly shark lovers and "Loonies" were des...
Washington - In an attempt to stimulate the US economy, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke gives Americans the thumbs-up to begin using Monopoly money. At a Fed press conference Monday morning, Bernanke encouraged Americans to, "Pass Go, collect $...
London - Eurozone gravytrain committee astrologers have laughed off Prince Philip's demands for an immediate 12bn euro ($17bn/£10bn) austerity handout.
A Brussels statement issued today said he should join his wife Queen Elizabeth in a voluntary b...
The Greeks have a word for it: Tragedy. It is part of their history and now the Greeks are struggling under the Sword of Damocles, which may fall at any time.
'It is about time the Greeks realised who is charge' complained a member of the Interna...
Childish Tennis player Andy Murray is on the naughty step again.
In another attention seeking outburst at Wimbledon he has called bananas "a pathetic fruit".
Many top players admit to enjoying bananas and openly use them during matches.
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The government are to reward responsible dog owners who pick up their dog's excrement. Under a new scheme, due to start in October next year, the dog owners will be paid £1 for every dog turd they present at their local Post Office.
To ensure thei...
Jerry Riggs, a painter and decorator from Hemel Hempstead has been sectioned under the mental health act after going on a rampage through a customer's house smashing furniture and destroying electronic goods.
"I came home and was stunned," said he...
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A dog, at a zoo in China, 19 May 2011, is said to have been feeding two liger cubs, a cross between a lion and a tiger. The female tiger, after losing two of her four cubs, stopped feeding the remaining two. Another oddity is that different species usually do not breed together, but it happens that a lion and a tiger can do it.
Every day we hear some anima...
Specscrimpers, the British Opticians that were immortalized in the football chant towards referees and added to this by sponsoring those very referees, have gone a step further into sport sponsorship by sponsoring the 2020 Olympics.
"It's a natura...
An anti-gay activist hurled the contents of a plastic cup at an openly gay city council member after he delivered a speech at the LGBT Empowerment Conference in Gooseberry, Kentucky.
In a statement he posted on the social network Ego Realm, colle...
LONG BEACH - Contrary to what the supermarket tabloids are saying Jesse James, the former Mr. Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D the former Mrs. Buffy Pizzavelli are planning on exchanging vows and tattoos sometime this summer.
Jesse, who was dubbed "T...
LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas).
Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...
Indeed, Saturday June 18th was a sad day for music lovers all over the world, as 'The Big Man' - Clarence Clemons, saxophonist extraordinaire, personification of Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen's legendary E Street band, sadly passed away in a Florida h...
Northern Ireland's Rory McIlroy last night joined the upper echelons of the world's golfing elite, with a record breaking 72 hole US Open score of 16 under par.
22 year old McIlroy had a couple of scares when he bogeyed the 12th and the 16th, but...