Kate Moss's Hen Night has been cancelled because she's been arrested for offending a policeman.
The Policeman who is rumoured to be called Robert, and sometimes known as Bobbie, took offence when Kate tried to Mimic his Birmingham accent.
Bob...
Apple has recently unveiled their new product in their successful iPad range. Called the iBrick, the device is 30 feet long.
The new device is set to give customers the best way to experience new technology and make their everyday life more easier...
The Norfolk Ghost which had been causing havoc in Norfolk has finally been caught by Norfolk County Police yesterday night at 12:30.
It all started a week ago when the ghost knocked over 12 bins and stole 2 ice creams.
This caused outrage in...
Montreal, Canada - Reigning F1 champion, Sebastian Vettel was allegedly asleep at the wheel today when he crashed his Red Bull racing car into the wall at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve during practice.
The crash happened at The Wall Of Champions w...
German authorities are today rushing to cover-up an error relating to the latest E-Coli outbreak . It was announced earlier this week that the worst E.Coli outbreak in living memory had been traced to a bacterium found in noodles produced in Germany.
HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Saga movies, Robert Pattinson has just revealed his next motion picture project.
RPattz spoke to Margarita Mixx, of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and told her that he has agreed to star in a movie based on the...
In the next series of Extreme Fishing, jovial geordie actor Robson Green, will be returning to his native north east to fish in the River Wear.
I intend to catch the Lambton Worm. The original worm was caught by John Lambton back in the 12th century but I believe it's descendants still live in the Wear.
Even though it hasn't been seen for years, thanks to John Lambton's description, I know...
LOS ANGELES - According to highly placed, unnamed, inside sources in the world of reality shows, Congressman Weiner has been signed to star in his very own reality show.
Preston St. Bolero of Bedroom Pillow Talk, noted that the congressman and his...
The British Coal Corporation has announced that they are to reopen Wearmouth Colliery.
In recent years there has been an upturn in the demand for coal. In the wake of an upcoming crisis, experts are advising that the UK needs to become more self-...
Nobody seems quite sure why, but the old English tradition of reinforcing a stiff upper lip with a pipe stem seems to be undergoing a spectacularly fashionable revival.
Some experts believe that with the advent of the internet, and satellite telev...
The world of tennis has seen a breakthrough on the scale of NASA's landing on the moon and as noteworthy as the discovery of the double helix structure of DNA. Mats Wilander, most recently seen working for Eurosport at the French Open, announced the...
[Press Office, Number 10] The government today denied making a U-turn with regard the investigation of the brutal murder and body dumping of Dr. David Kelly, a nuclear weapons specialist and part-time Santa Claus at Debenhams.
Announcing today th...
BROOKLYN - Madonna and Jennifer Aniston were both having dinner separately at Brooklyn's infamous Johnny Appleseed Diner which is located across the street from The Mark Cuban Cigar Store.
According to a female patron who did not want any informat...
London - The costs of maintaining Prince William and his pushy, calculating gold-digger wife have skyrocketed out of control.
And British mug punter taxpayers are sleepwalking their way to bankrolling the entire fraudulent freakshow.
That's the...
As if Lib/Dem congressman Anthony Weiner didn't already have his hands full (no pun intended), reports from Brussels indicate that shocking new photos are being set to be released involving innocent victims described as 'lambs being led to the slaugh...
It was first unveiled to great controversy four years ago. It has been accused of spelling out the word 'Zion', described as a 'distorted Swastika' and 'Lisa Simpson performing fellatio'. Now, with just over a year until the opening ceremony, 99.99%...
The incredibly fast Jamaican sprinter and three-time World and Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt has accepted a contract to play for Manchester City Football Club.
Club manager Roberto Mancini said that the best way to beat Manchester United and ge...
Retired Maths teacher Eric Nonce has been refused entry to this year's Eastbourne Open Ladies Tennis Tournament.
Happily married Nonce, 69, from Dorking, was ejected from the court last time round after "looking up ladies' skirts".
Eastbourne...
The approaching summer will be the best for butterflies in 30 years thanks to the warm, dry weather, conservationists are predicting.
Many species are emerging from their cocoons up to seven weeks early which means there is more time for them to h...
Last week, a U.N. report declared that Internet access is a basic human right. Let's take a look at some other pivotal moments in human rights recognition over the years.
1760 B.C.: Babylonian king Hammurabi affirms the right of Hammurabi to do whatever the fuck he pleases.
1,000 B.C.: Mosaic law establishes the rights of all of God's children--provided those children are Israelites who wors...
New Delhi (India): Baba Rum-dev, india's celebrity contortionist has denied that he's Ba-ba-Black sheep, even though he's been trying to pull the wool over the eyes of his unsuspecting 'followers'.
Rum-dev, who recently air-dashed to Delhi to lead...
In this issue we bring you the winning entry in the 'Upper Denture Gazette', in their 'In Memory Of..' series competition this month. It was penned by Inchcock Chambers, who was unable to attend the award ceremony at the 'Upper Denture Arms snug', as his monthly sanity tests are due at the institution.
He was sent to Kirkaldy High School for an academic hothouse education,
He was rebellious th...
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The other dai I wuz vacuming my room. I puled the atachment off and held it up to my eer to sea if something kloged it. Sudenly it vacumed my brane out!
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The bastard thing suked the nurons right out of my scull.
They say without immediate sergery I kud be left with a l...
F1 star Lewis Hamilton has told members of his pit team that he is sick and tired of dating Nicole Scherzinger out of the Pussycat Dolls, and that he wants to date Cheryl Cole, out of Girls Aloud.
For a change.
Hamilton is said to be sick to de...
Unconfirmed reports are filtering through the limescale saying that former Man United striker, Dwight York, has flown out to Aiya Napa to comfort Natasha Giggs - wife of Rhodri, lover of Ryan - in her hour of need.
Sources have informed us that Dw...
Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs.
The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woo...
Washington DC: The Obama administration has devised a plan to add over 15 million new jobs to the US economy while being liberal, politically correct, maintaining a somewhat greener environment, reducing energy costs and employing computer technology...
To the casual observer, it should not surprise anyone that after two weeks Dr. Billingsgate has given up on Islam. In his rejection of this religion embraced by a billion of followers, it wasn't the thought of losing the opportunity to frolic around...