Funny story:  Thought For The Day, With E L Wisty

Thought For The Day, With E L Wisty

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Jeremy Clarkson. Another thing I can't stand is the cat. Yes, the cat that sits on my window sill every evening and looks at me. I can feel its green eyes burning into my soul, while I'm heating the milk. Into my very soul, they burn, while the skin forms on the milk and it begins to rise dangerously high up the sides of the milk pan. Bastit, that was t...
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Funny story:  Mad swarm of killer bees invades Amy Winehouse beehive

Mad swarm of killer bees invades Amy Winehouse beehive

London - North London apiarists said tonight a 15,000-strong colony of hybrid African-Camden Town killer bees is on the loose and heading for an aperture in Winehouse's chimneystack. The mutants were seen swarming earlier on a Jeffrey Street Smart...
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Funny story:  Norway killer Breivik 'a dead ringer for Lloyds TSB London 2012 TV ad animated character'

Norway killer Breivik 'a dead ringer for Lloyds TSB London 2012 TV ad animated character'

London - Someone at the Norwegian embassy has complained to the Broadcasting Standards Council. A TV cartoon character in the Lloyds TSB Olympic Torch Relay ad 'looks exactly like Anders Behring Breivik' and is causing widespread confusion. The...
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Funny story:  Euthanasia Believed To Cure Genital Warts

Euthanasia Believed To Cure Genital Warts

Deep in the heart of anyone who is sexually promiscuous lies the fear that their significant other will blame them for transmitting genital warts. Spread through skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital or anal sex with an infected partner, these w...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin's Brand New Movie "The Undefeated" Bombs Horribly - Already Heading For The Bargain Bins At  Local Supermarkets

Sarah Palin's Brand New Movie "The Undefeated" Bombs Horribly - Already Heading For The Bargain Bins At Local Supermarkets

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after the absolutely horrendous box-office showing, or actually to be more politically correct 'non-showing' of "Snowflake" Sarah Palin's movie The Undefeated, it appears that her 15 minutes of fame may have expired. Her muc...
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Funny story:  Obama finds solution to US debt problem

Obama finds solution to US debt problem

The USA is two weeks away from defaulting on its $14 trillion debt mountain, and politicians from both parties have been debating the crisis to try to find the best way out. President Barack Obama has been deeply involved in these discussions, an...
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Funny story:  China doesn't want US

China doesn't want US

China sent Obama a letter today that told him to calm down, and that China has no intention whatsoever of buying America. This is good news for many, who have been worried about China swooping in to claim us as their own like Americans did to the...
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Funny story:  The Elm Street Debt Act

The Elm Street Debt Act

Today in their continued deliberations inside the White house, Obama and others have finally come to an agreement on how to deal with most if not all debt problems the the United States currently has. They have agreed to use he new Elm Street Debt...
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Funny story:  Leno Gets "Top 10 List," Letterman Gets "Jay Walking" In Talk Show Mega Trade

Leno Gets "Top 10 List," Letterman Gets "Jay Walking" In Talk Show Mega Trade

Faced with declining ratings and stronger competition, the Late Show with David Letterman has traded away its popular "Top 10 List" feature to Jay Leno in exchange for Leno's "Jay Walking" segment. Neither Letterman or Leno would comment on switching their signature comedy concepts. But a Late Show producer revealed 10 reasons why the trade was made: 10. Our audiences will get a kick out of...
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Funny story:  National Anthem Too Short Says Hamilton - Top DJs Called In

National Anthem Too Short Says Hamilton - Top DJs Called In

Two of the dance scene's top DJ's have been called in to revamp the UK national anthem following complaints by Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton that it is too short. The McLaren star was speaking after his "amazing" victory in the German Grand Prix a...
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Funny story:  Mike Tindall's future mother-in-law must 'butt out'  Zara Phillips says. It's only a nose.

Mike Tindall's future mother-in-law must 'butt out' Zara Phillips says. It's only a nose.

Zara Phillips has asked her mother, Princess Anne to stop talking about Mike's nose. Apparently Zara likes it just the way it is. It has been hinted by some Royals that Mike should have his nose 'corrected' surgically, before the upcoming nuptua...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Public Toilet Menace

Isle of Wight News - Public Toilet Menace

After the news last week that the public lavatory in Shanklin had been left to go feral, it appears that it has formed a pack of feral public toilets roaming the east coast of the Island. According to eye witness accounts, this pack of feral publi...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Ventnor to increase parking charges

Isle of Wight News - Ventnor to increase parking charges

The Pay and Display car park just off Zig Zag Street in Ventnor is to have it's parking charge raised from fifty pence an hour to sixty pence for fifty-two minutes. The other car parks are likely to follow suit. "This will kill local trade," said...
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Funny story:  Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William in shocking Aston Villa rant

Prince William has shocked locals in a Windsor newsagents with a foul mouthed rant about his football team Aston Villa. It is not the first time the Prince, a diehard Claret and Blues fan, has 'done one' after his favourite players have been tran...
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Funny story:  John Boehner arrested for trying to pawn Great Seal of the United States!

John Boehner arrested for trying to pawn Great Seal of the United States!

Late yesterday Speaker of the House of the United States Congress, Join Boehner was arrested at a Washington DC pawn shop trying to pawn the Great Seal of the United States! A shocked press corps watched as Boehner was fingerprinted and booked at the...
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Funny story:  CSI:Miami Returns To Forensic Scrutiny

CSI:Miami Returns To Forensic Scrutiny

Sun-soaked forensic drama CSI:Miami returns to UK television for its ninth season this evening - and the critics will be watching closely. Horatio will arrive at his offices to find everyone stricken by a gas attack - and according to the preview...
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Funny story:  Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

London - A giant flying bong from outer space was seen hovering over Camden Square last weekend close to Amy Winehouse's two million quid pad. Eyewitnesses reported seeing curly plumes of pungent smoke above the NW1 rooftops as the craft spelled o...
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Funny story:  Blue Square Conference to adopt Smart Balls

Blue Square Conference to adopt Smart Balls

The Blue Square Conference, non-league's highest tier, is to lead the way with new 'Smart Balls'. Made by Fila, these balls are the latest in intelligent sports gear. As well as being perfectly spherical, the balls promise to aid referees in some...
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Funny story:  Woe is Dem: Weiner, Wrangle, Wasserman , Waters And Now Wu, WTF?

Woe is Dem: Weiner, Wrangle, Wasserman , Waters And Now Wu, WTF?

"It's Weally, Weally Woeful," said lisping congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay,MA) discussing the democrats latest Wrinkle involving sexual harassment charges against David Wu, (D,CA). Wu has been flying under the radar for a long time concerning hi...
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Funny story:  Is Amy Winehouse now a zombie?

Is Amy Winehouse now a zombie?

Megastar R&B Diva Amy Winehouse may have overdosed on the Haitian 'zombie drug' Scopolamine, reports are indicating. The 'Back to black' singer was well known for her misuse of illegal and dangerous substances that turned her from an attractiv...
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Funny story:  Murdoch Offers To Pay Anders Breivik's Legal Costs

Murdoch Offers To Pay Anders Breivik's Legal Costs

In an out of character act of selfless charity, Rupert Murdoch has offered to pay unlimited legal costs for the Norwegian mass murderer, Anders Breivik, according to the respected Oslo tabloid News Of The Fjords Murdoch was seemingly ecstatic that...
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Funny story:  Amy Winehouse: Is She REALLY Dead?

Amy Winehouse: Is She REALLY Dead?

Grief-stricken fans of former R'n'B, soul and jazz singer Amy Winehouse have had their spirits lifted this morning after truly amazing reports that she may not, in fact, be dead. Miss Winehouse, 27, 'died' on Saturday in mysterious circumstances,...
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Funny story:  Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City fans are looking forward to the new season with glee after their team's 3-0 trouncing of Kenny Dalglish's Liverpool in their friendly at the KC Stadium on Saturday, with many believing that the Tigers could well be pushing for a Champions L...
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Funny story:  Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Representatives of the Chicago Cubs front office broke up a ceremony near Wrigley Field Monday, fearing the results might adversely affect the team's famous curse. Fans then unleashed a new wave of curses, the likes of which haven't been heard at...
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Funny story:  I love you Amy Winehouse and ALL the real women with BALLS

I love you Amy Winehouse and ALL the real women with BALLS

Yeah it takes balls to be a unique woman in this plastic, pumped-up polyfoam world. A world that worships women primped up and pimped out to please men with a Barbie doll ideal of a real woman. Doll like women that are fashioned to hang on the arm of some lame simpleminded macho prick that could not begin to appreciate the true beauty of someone as talented and wonderfully unique as Amy Winehouse...
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Funny story:  Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo fleet, speak about Amy Winehouse

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo fleet, speak about Amy Winehouse

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones spoke to a Spoof Journalist about the death, a few days ago, of celebrity, Amy Winehouse. "Ee! We are ded gutted arn we Anitakapita? A cudn' believe me own bleeding ears when i' came on the News. A woke our lad up, coz 'e'd dozed off, as per, on the sofa after coming 'ome bladdered. E were as gobsmcked as Ah were an' all.. She were ded gud an' all tha'...
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