Funny story:  Black Eyed Peas Blames Poor Performance on Acoustics at Cowboys Stadium

Black Eyed Peas Blames Poor Performance on Acoustics at Cowboys Stadium

It's the day after the Super Bowl and just about everyone is talking about the Packers, the ads and the half-time show. While there was a huge media blitz regarding having one of hip hop's hottest groups to headline the show, the Black Eyed Peas, the...
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Funny story:  Human Race Sued for Incessant Product Placement In Daily Life

Human Race Sued for Incessant Product Placement In Daily Life

EARTH - In a landmark case, the entire planet has been sued for continual use of product names, brand names, lyrics and other related issues without a permit from the original producer. The roughly 6.9billion living on the planet's surface pay in...
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Funny story:  Laser Pointer Annoys Passing Observation Starship

Laser Pointer Annoys Passing Observation Starship

ABOVE NEW YORK - A laser pointer fired last week by a young human into the sky, has reached contact with an extraterrestrial observation starship. The ship naturally saw the laser beam as an annoyance, which wreaked havoc with the ship's light and...
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Funny story:  Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Roseanne Barr Arrested At Super Bowl After Party

Dallas, TX - Roseanne Barr was allegedly involved in an barr fight, hours after the Super Bowl, that resulted in a trip to the county jail for the former sitcom star. Barr, in town to celebrate the release of her new Snickers commercial, was arres...
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Funny story:  Starbucks to Expand Into Every Home and Workplace

Starbucks to Expand Into Every Home and Workplace

SEATTLE - Starbucks, the world's biggest coffee people, will expand into the home. "Studies," said a spokesman, "have shown that after a Starbucks - registered trademark - they go to a 'home' or a 'work'. These people spend nearly most of their da...
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Funny story:  All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

All Muslims Sent to Labour Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Jingoism Act was passed by Congress today, limited the citizenship of Muslims, and eventually, resulting in their transference to work camps on the outskirts of major metropolitan areas. "Pisslam," said a Republican, "is a c...
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Funny story:  ASBO's Fail Against Terrorism and Chavs - Terrorists to have their Bomb Making Equipment Confiscated, just like Chavs

ASBO's Fail Against Terrorism and Chavs - Terrorists to have their Bomb Making Equipment Confiscated, just like Chavs

The UK Government is finally getting tough on terrorists after ASBO's fail. The new laws will give police the power to take "bomb making equipment off terrorist if they believe they are being used anti-social" a spokes man said today. The move...
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Funny story:  Latest News From Elton John

Latest News From Elton John

Sir Elton John and David Furnish have spoken of creating their first feature film together as "the most amazing experience". The two multi millionaires said that they "knew people would criticise us for being too old and would say we were too sel...
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Funny story:  Murdoch to Buy Out UK's Ofcom

Murdoch to Buy Out UK's Ofcom

LONDON - In order to cut the deficit, Rupert Murdoch, owner of (I don't need to fucking point it out every time, do I? He's Murdoch.) those things, has agreed to buy out Ofcom. Ofcom (Office for Communications) is the British equivilent of the FCC...
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Funny story:  Beckham To Play Himself In Three Part Drama

Beckham To Play Himself In Three Part Drama

Exciting News just in from the showbiz world and confirmation that David Beckham will play himself in the forthcoming adaptation of his life, 'The Life And Times Of David Beckham. 'The three part drama will be screened in the Autumn and spans the...
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Funny story:  Green Bay Burglarized While Fans Attend Super Bowl

Green Bay Burglarized While Fans Attend Super Bowl

Green Bay, WI - The exhilaration of winning the Super Bowl for fans of the Green Bay Packers turned to anger and disbelieve today. Captain George Hanson of the city police department informed returning residents that a well coordinated team of profe...
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Funny story:  The Eagle Has Landed

The Eagle Has Landed

Former sporting Superstar Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards has landed himself a plum role as the Skiing Ambassador for the 2015 Ski Olympics which will be held in his home town of Maidstone. The plan to build four World Cup Standard ski runs has had the gre...
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Funny story:  Asbos On The Way Out

Asbos On The Way Out

Following constant and large scale criticism of Anti Social Behaviour Orders (otherwise known as ASBOs), the coalition government has finally announced replacement measures aimed at ridding the U.K. of one of the greatest scourges of the 21st Century...
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Funny story:  Cameron's Big Society To Make Use of Old Fogeys

Cameron's Big Society To Make Use of Old Fogeys

Prime Minister David Cameron is to recruit an army of old fogeys and press them into front line service. David Cameron is going to get the oldies working for the Big Society. "From now on no one will be able to collect their pension for free,...
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Funny story:  BCS Announces Real Super Bowl Champion

BCS Announces Real Super Bowl Champion

Boston, MA - Just hours after millions of fans thought they witnessed the Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl, the NFL made the stunning announcement that it will be rescinding the Lombardi trophy from Green Bay and presenting it to the "best" team,...
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Funny story:  Janet Jackson Throws A Temper Tantrum At Being Referred To As The "Black" Wynonna Judd

Janet Jackson Throws A Temper Tantrum At Being Referred To As The "Black" Wynonna Judd

LOS ANGELES- Janet Jackson has always been the member of the Jackson family that was noted for having quite a temper. Brother Michael never even uttered the words darn, gosh, golly, or even harrumph. Sister La Toya is so mild and soft spoken that...
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Funny story:  MPs feel hard done by after having their expenses rejected

MPs feel hard done by after having their expenses rejected

Many MPs have voiced their concerns about their lack of cash as a result of last year's expenses scandals. In the past to get their hands on lots of lolly MPs would simply hand over a grubby receipt for a porn movie or bird house. The process...
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Funny story:  UK to Sell Off Under performing Regions

UK to Sell Off Under performing Regions

LONDON - At a press conference today, the government said that ailing regional councils will be sold. "There are some council regions that are so bad," said Cameron, "that no company would have them." Although nearly 60 of England's 152 city/me...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Steals Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl Anthem Lyrics

Lindsay Lohan Steals Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl Anthem Lyrics

This year's X Factor semifinals featured Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan vs. Hillary Duff. Christina Aguilera defeated Britney Spears handily when she tricked Britney into shaving her head while drinking and driving holdin...
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Funny story:  Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

In an increasingly desperate move to try and discredit the ConDem coalition, Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer claimed in an interview with Jigsaw Monthly, that David Cameron roams about his Witney constituency in order to search for P...
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Funny story:  Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Mi...
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Funny story:  West Ham Slip Up

West Ham Slip Up

No sooner are the words out of my mouth than we find they need to be eaten. That gives me a bad feeling in the stomach. Losing 1-0 at home with Robbie Keene in the side. I will no longer predict anything about the Hammers ; they are unpredictable. However I have had a secret session with Mystic Meg - she says she's sees many goals for West Ham next season. In what Division she does not say.
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Funny story:  O'Reilly and Obama Agree that Glenn Beck is Nuts

O'Reilly and Obama Agree that Glenn Beck is Nuts

President Obama sat down with Fox News Show host Bill O'Reilly in a rare and candid interview that touched on everything from the unrest in Egypt and how it should be handled, the economy and how to achieve a more stable union, and Obama's thoughts o...
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Funny story:  Wallender takes on Assange

Wallender takes on Assange

Police Constable Wallender of the Swedish Police has been giving evidence at the trial of Juliam Assange, leaker of secrets Governments don't want us to know about. Wallender said Assange's assertion that his sexual affairs in Sweden were 'consens...
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Funny story:  Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
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Funny story:  Kitten Stolen Shock

Kitten Stolen Shock

Christine Hemming, the redoubtable wife of Liberal Democrat M.P., John Hemming has pleaded not guilty to stealing the pussy of her husband's lover, Emily Cocks who is Hemming's favourite researcher. Cocks is the mother of a child with John Hemming...
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Funny story:  Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

Julian Assange is a scapegoat 'just like Gary McKinnon' court is told

London - (AssAnge Mess): The Belmarsh Magistrates Court extradition hearing is having none of it, of course. Attempts to exonerate cyber-snooper Julian Assange by likening his plight to Gary McKinnon's were met with cries of 'Gordon Bennett!' and...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - The founder and CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell is brimming with pride as he has finally signed fellow Britisher Cheryl Cole to appear as a judge on his new American version of the popular English show X-Factor. The show is b...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Announces New Cabinet Posts

David Cameron Announces New Cabinet Posts

David Cameron, aware that he is losing popularity and that Nick Clegg as Deputy PM has too much on his plate has been revising his Cabinet in a reshuffle which is aimed at lifting the opinion poll rating of the Government. Nick Clegg, after being...
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Funny story:  J.Lo 'Smeared' as White House Super Bowl Party Breaks Down to Food Fight Over Lap Dance!

J.Lo 'Smeared' as White House Super Bowl Party Breaks Down to Food Fight Over Lap Dance!

So much for decorum in the White House as the Super Bowl party descended into a food fight after Michelle Obama smeared Jennifer Lopez with Guacamole dip when she caught her sitting on the President's lap during a commercial break! Shocked husban...
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Funny story:  Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Carlton Hennings of the Psychological Institute of Swindon, Sussex heard the phrase "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" when he was very young. Being a keen analytical thinker, he decided that he would try and determine whether there was any truth in this Old Wives Tale. "From the age of nine I have followed a strict regime," said Hennings, now fifty-eight...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton flew to daughter Chelsea's defense after recent reports new husband Marc Mezvinsky had flown the coop for a three month delayed "bachelor party" on the slopes of a Jackson Hole ski resort. Said the senior Clinton, "This situation has...
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Funny story:  Parrot study findings could explain cause of Beebe Air Crash!

Parrot study findings could explain cause of Beebe Air Crash!

Studies carried out around the world to try to explain the recent loss of thousands of birds falling dead from the sky for no apparent reason includes a study at Peking University of some 350 parrots led by a professor Po Lee. The findings confirm...
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Funny story:  The Sun In Glorious 3D

The Sun In Glorious 3D

The International Simultaneous Solar Observatory Synchronised Satellite System (ISSOSSS) has finally attained its orbit around the sun on the opposite side of Earth's orbit to Earth itself, allowing scientists their first view of the entire sun simul...
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Funny story:  UK Government Employs Morons Shock

UK Government Employs Morons Shock

Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails. "Some of the...
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Funny story:  My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

I've no idea how I managed to produce not one, but two children who were advanced analytical thinkers whilst their age was still in single figures. However, I did. They have both, independently come to the conclusion that there is no god by very different means. My eldest used deductive reasoning. He'd lost a few teeth, and got the obligatory tooth fairy exchange rate. One tooth, he neglecte...
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Funny story:  Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!

Nightclub, ESSEX: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy, as friends dress here up in a red towel, so no pictures can be taken of her. Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' left her children with 'Child Minders', as she sported a red towel at a Night Club with 'M...
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Funny story:  Thorpe Park ghost train ride moved amid paranoia over poltergeist activitiy

Thorpe Park ghost train ride moved amid paranoia over poltergeist activitiy

Surrey - (Hexoplasm): The classic cliche of a headless monk was blamed today as workmen downed tools in an amusement park makeover. Management at Thorpe Park even brought in self-styled 'ghostbusters' to exorcise a new ride following reports that...
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Funny story:  'Post-coital heart attack suspected' sobs Gary Moore girlfriend

'Post-coital heart attack suspected' sobs Gary Moore girlfriend

Estepona, Spain - (Big Bang Theories): A lovely blond, suntanned young lady is in shock today amid fears a heady cocktail of champagne and love-making did it for Thin Lizzy guitarist Gary Moore. The couple had been enjoying a winter break in South...
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Funny story:  Animal Cruelty

Animal Cruelty

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'? The fairy godmother repl...
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Funny story:  Koala Bear Found up tree in Huddersfield

Koala Bear Found up tree in Huddersfield

Residents of Huddersfield, Yorkshire have been gazing up a local tree where a Koala Bear is sitting. Staff from a local Zoo are present with a supply of eucalyptus leaves for the Bear as this is his favourite food. The Bear comes down for a munch...
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Funny story:  Mubarak's real reason for refusing to leave power: fear of running out of black hair dye

Mubarak's real reason for refusing to leave power: fear of running out of black hair dye

Western Intelligence agents based in Cairo, Egypt, have informed their governments of the real reason why President Hosni Mubarak is refusing to leave power and accept exile as the Egyptian people are demanding. He fears that he will be unable to...
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Funny story:  The new 'touchy-feely' NFL

The new 'touchy-feely' NFL

NEW YORK - Now that the 2010 season is over, several new controversial changes are coming to a head for 2011, and fans aren't going to like them. In fact, some are saying this may be the end of American football as we know it. On March 4th, the c...
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Funny story:  The Super Bowl XLV Halftime Extravaganza Featuring The Black Eyed Peas Is The Loudest In Super Bowl History!

The Super Bowl XLV Halftime Extravaganza Featuring The Black Eyed Peas Is The Loudest In Super Bowl History!

DALLAS - The Green Bay Packers led by Super Bowl MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31 to 25, causing thousands of 'Cheeseheads' (Packer fans) everywhere to ask "Brett who?" in reference to long time ex-Packer QB Brett Fav...
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Funny story:  Blue Boy Antony Costa Wee Bit Sorry For Public Peeing Gaffe

Blue Boy Antony Costa Wee Bit Sorry For Public Peeing Gaffe

Boy Band singer Antony Costa is "mortified" after pictures of him urinating against a cash machine appeared in the Press. The pictures appeared after it was announced that his band, Blue, would represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest to be...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Latest

Tiger Woods Latest

In the wake of the disastrous last few months characterised by revelations regarding his private life and his so far unsuccessful attempts to ingratiate himself with sponsors and fans, Tiger Woods has hit on a novel way to ratchet up his charm offens...
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Funny story:  Social Networking War Ratchets Up

Social Networking War Ratchets Up

Apple has launched a social network in an attempt to grab a share of the market from sites such as MySpace. Ping, as its known, will allow users to build networks of golf playing friends, especially putters. The executors of the estate of the l...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

Christina Aguilera Says She Messed Up The Words To The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV Because She Was Depressed

DALLAS - Christina Aguilera said that she had sung the "Stars Spangled Banner" dozens and dozens of times at football games, baseball games, basketball games, and even at The Laramie Cowpoke & Cowpokette Lassoing Finals and Rustic Rodeo and that...
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Funny story:  Oprah's Sister May Wed Gayle King's Brother

Oprah's Sister May Wed Gayle King's Brother

Cable talk show queen Oprah Winfrey's secret half-sister has been secretly dating Gayle King's non-secret full-brother. King is Winfrey's constant companion. Oprah's sister-Patricia Winfrey-has been seen hanging around with Matt King, and word is...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Vows He Will Never Marry Courtney Penry

American Idol's Ryan Seacrest Vows He Will Never Marry Courtney Penry

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol recently sat down with Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and talked about the upcoming AI season. Seacrest said that new judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez...
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Funny story:  Why should we be putting up with all this TV crap? We buy bigger televisions only to see SMALLER pictures!

Why should we be putting up with all this TV crap? We buy bigger televisions only to see SMALLER pictures!

Why are we ALL putting up with this CRAP? Here I am trying to watch an MI5 show on my TV in Canada. We have a fairly large sized TV screen. Or so we bloody well thought. BUT the actual viewing area is about a quarter of our screen coz there are two side-bars advertizing WQLN running down the left and right sides of the freaking screen. Also...there are thick black lines at the top and...
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Funny story:  Who is this guy called god?

Who is this guy called god?

I am still awaiting a satisfactory, acceptable, answer to my question - Who IS god? I won't capitalize the word god because - well, tell me WHY I ought to? I've had more faith in my dog's over the years and so I prefer to say 'oh my dog!' when necessary. I have Born Again Christian friends who came to 'believe' when they thought they were (are) at death's door. When I ask them about the po...
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Funny story:  Ancient Pharoah-Gods Pleased at Mubarak's Perfomance

Ancient Pharoah-Gods Pleased at Mubarak's Perfomance

CAIRO & THE AFTERLIFE - Mubarak, failing leader of Egypt has come under praise from the gods. The gods, who have sent down a memo, have stated that 'Mubarak is an extension of our traditions' and is 'welcome for a place in the afterlife'. T...
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Funny story:  They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

Call me Dave, went to Munich, gave a racist speech to appease the racist Angela Merkel and the Tory right wing. Now, he is reported to be livid at the reaction to his speech. Insiders at Downing Street, insist that the speech was all about the...
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Funny story:  Gary Moore Dead, Parisienne Walkways Quiet

Gary Moore Dead, Parisienne Walkways Quiet

The streets of Paris were described as "calm and quiet" this morning after the unexpected death yesterday of former Thin Lizzy guitarist and acclaimed solo performer Gary Moore, who passed away in his hotel room whilst on holiday in Spain. Irishma...
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Funny story:  NASA Releases Photos Of The Naked Sun

NASA Releases Photos Of The Naked Sun

Houston, TX - NASA has just published ten nude photos of the sun. The startling, steamy photos were taken last week, and show the sun in a new light. Hot pictures of our nearest star are being displayed on a NASA website right now. Dr. Karl Saygun...
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