Funny story:  Charlie Sheen: I Hate Girlfriends Who Won't Let You Pee In The Sink

Charlie Sheen: I Hate Girlfriends Who Won't Let You Pee In The Sink

According to a fellow patient at a rehab where they were also treating Charlie Sheen, Sheen told him he hated having to go to all the trouble of lifting a toilet lid in a bathroom when the sink was "right there waiting for you." He also told me th...
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Funny story:  Today's News With Rush Limbo  #8

Today's News With Rush Limbo #8

Today's News With Rush Limbo "Back from a weekend. Great golf round with former VP, Dick Cheney. Only managed to clip my ear with a three iron. That as before he threw it into the lake where he had just hit three straight balls. Oh well, it'll grow back and the stitches will be removed Friday. President Obama had a Motown Music Night....while the country continues to go to hell in a hand bas...
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Funny story:  Rag-Tag Gang of Spoof Writers Last to be Evacuated from Libya

Rag-Tag Gang of Spoof Writers Last to be Evacuated from Libya

TRIPOLI, LIB. - After fighting between the Loyalists and Rebel sides increased, world governments have increased their efforts to save their nationals from the war zone. However, TheSpoof.com writers were the last to be boarded on aircraft heading...
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Funny story:  Ashley Cole now less popular than the Ebola virus survey says

Ashley Cole now less popular than the Ebola virus survey says

A recent survey by pollsters YouGov has revealed that Ashley Cole is now less popular than the Ebola virus. This has come on the back of recent allegations made by the News of the World involving the troubled footballer's antics with an air-gun, that...
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Funny story:  Yankees Sign Star Rookie, Hikara Daichi, From Japan

Yankees Sign Star Rookie, Hikara Daichi, From Japan

Twenty-one year old Japanese slugger Hikara Daichi has signed with the New York Yankees much to the disappointment of other teams in the American League. Also his many fans in Japan are already upset. "It's not like they don't have a powerful line...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen won a bet weekend before last by staying all weekend at an unknown nudist colony the two admitted to reporters this morning. A rumor had been circulating that this had happened but was denied by a repres...
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Funny story:  Noel Fielding Is A Wanted Man

Noel Fielding Is A Wanted Man

Noel Fielding is under investigation tonight by a highly unusual group of people. Government Cyberspies, who regularly observe the traffic of emails around the world, say that he has been the cause of increased internet chatter in places as far away...
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Funny story:  Banksy To Show Up At The Oscars In A Burkha!

Banksy To Show Up At The Oscars In A Burkha!

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger has just emailed a sensational breaking news story, describing how Oscar nominee and enigmatic street artist, Banksy, is to show up at the Oscars wearing a burkha. Banksy, a Bristolian by nature,...
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Funny story:  Are your children your prority?  Is their education your priority? Are you disappointed with the Education system where you live?

Are your children your prority? Is their education your priority? Are you disappointed with the Education system where you live?

If your answers to the above three questions are, 'Yes', 'Yes' and 'Yes', then get off your backsides and do something about it. Too many people are in 'awe' of teachers and entrust their children into their care. Yes, many are great teachers and rold models BUT many more are NOT. Some teachers know 'nothing' about the big wide world into which they are sending your children. They have...
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Funny story:  Waiting for the bath water to cool down - A 'new' experience

Waiting for the bath water to cool down - A 'new' experience

Yes, I am waiting for my bathwater to cool down. This is definitely a NEW experience for me. My two daughters, in their teens and early 20's, took so many showers that there was NEVER enough hot water for me to have 'a good soak' so I started taking 'showers'. This was 'alien' to me because I was born 3 yrs. after WWII and lived for my first seven years in as terraced house without an indoo...
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Funny story:  Colonel Gaddafi Never Walked On The Moon, Despite His Son's Claims

Colonel Gaddafi Never Walked On The Moon, Despite His Son's Claims

An Idiot Blogs About The World's Affairs Blogdate 27 February 2011 I write after reading about Mr Saif Gaddafi, the son of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. I have been reading about how this son is arguing that there is nothing going on in Libya really, and all is well. His implicature is surely that it is an hyperbole of our Western News Agencies that is at the root. This raises many a tho...
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Funny story:  OK I admit I am not UP WITH THE NEWS

OK I admit I am not UP WITH THE NEWS

Yes, I DO admit to not being able to keep up with the news as other Spoofers do. I tend to write whatever pops into my mind...which is often NOTHING. However, (if I may begin a sentence with such a word)...I have recently been reading stories about SOCKS. I do admit to NOT knowing where this topic originated....so I Googled it and here is what I got back: This article is about the int...
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Funny story:  Sliced Socks? - What's That All About?

Sliced Socks? - What's That All About?

British hosiery designers and manufacturers are up in arms about rumours that sock manufacturing giant The Chinese National Sock Manufacturing Corporation are to introduce sliced socks to the world. "If this is true, it's going to be the biggest b...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Spoof Writers invited to talk to teens about future employment opportunities

Isle of Wight News - Spoof Writers invited to talk to teens about future employment opportunities

Newby mayor, Arthur Askme (yes he is STILL in office - he's barricaded himself into his office after hearing news that the villagers want to replace him), Isle of Wight, has invited three of the most devoted Spoof writers to speak to the youth of the...
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Funny story:  Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

It's six years since Arsenal won a major trophy, much to the chagrin of Aresene Wenger. The Gunners were expected to make it all better this afternoon as they took to the field at Wembley this afternoon for the Carling Cup final as 1/4 favourites aga...
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Funny story:  Film Review: The Riots of the Middle East III: Libyan Crisis

Film Review: The Riots of the Middle East III: Libyan Crisis

I've been hearing about this film. I thought the first and second films, Battle for Tunisia and Egypt Breakdown were a bit weak for war films, with not much bloodshed or battles. It appears that the creators have listened. Already news crews at the set of the film have said there is more blood than ever, with more tanks patrolling the streets. Get this. The set stretches across the entire c...
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Funny story:  Gunners Gift Brummies Carling Cup

Gunners Gift Brummies Carling Cup

A horrendous cock-up between the Arsenal goalkeeper and his defence led to the goal which won the Carling Cup for the side from the Second City. Many pundits before the game would have fancied the thoroughbred Gunners against the Premier League jo...
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Funny story:  Green Bay Packers Player Says They Don't Expect to Win Second Straight Super Bowl

Green Bay Packers Player Says They Don't Expect to Win Second Straight Super Bowl

A player on the world championship Green Bay Packers football team says that he doesn't expect his team to win two Super Bowls in a row. "The odds are high against it", stated the player who asked not to be identified for obvious reasons. "It's...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Inaction Plan to be Implemented Soon

Isle of Wight News - Inaction Plan to be Implemented Soon

David Pugh has announce a new initiative that he hopes will help put Islanders to work while helping to eliminate government waste of taxpayer's dollars through needless government programs. Dubbed the "Inaction Plan", Pugh's initiative has been a lo...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Elbow To Receive Ban

Wayne Rooney Elbow To Receive Ban

Wayne Rooney's elbow, the elbow at the centre of the row amongst football pundits about whether or not it deliberately shoved itself into the side of Wigan Athletic player James McCarthy's head on Saturday, is likely to receive a heavy punishment fro...
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Funny story:  Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...
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Funny story:  Oprah network announces "new, less boring" programming

Oprah network announces "new, less boring" programming

Oprah Winfrey announced the launch of a new look to her Oprah Winfrey Network, a cable TV offering, in response to claims that the network is too much like all the other networks, including the network it replaced, only without shows "that people enj...
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Funny story:  Archers may loose another Bull

Archers may loose another Bull

A whistle-blower has revealed that BBC in-house psychiatrist has been called into The Archers production office as fears surface that characters are being picked off because of their accents. The problem stems from Archers editor Vanessa Whitburn gr...
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Funny story:  Entrepeneur sells Mum's best breast milk Ice cream in London called "Boob Deluxe!"

Entrepeneur sells Mum's best breast milk Ice cream in London called "Boob Deluxe!"

A London entrepeneur has come up with an ingenious idea, he's opened up a "Mum's best breast milk ice cream salon" in Convent Garden. After researching the nutritional values of breast milk and the amounts wasted after baby's decided to suck on a...
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Funny story:  Madonna: A Man's Dance Movements Reveal His Bed Movements

Madonna: A Man's Dance Movements Reveal His Bed Movements

Longtime entertainer in more ways than one, Madonna says that she can always tell whether a man is good in bed by his movements on the dance floor. "How he performs one place is how he will perform in another.", she claims in an article in Particu...
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Funny story:  Ashley Cole in £5 million 'Russian Roulette' lawsuit  accused of using intern as sniper practice

Ashley Cole in £5 million 'Russian Roulette' lawsuit accused of using intern as sniper practice

London - "Makes you wonder if the ex-mother in law was right about 'pistols under the pillow' in the former matrimonial bed!" the Cole family's cleaning woman told reporters at lunchtime. There's been no comment from Cheryl herself about her ex'...
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Funny story:  Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player accidentally shot and injured a student with a...
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Funny story:  Mandy & Tony to the Rescue

Mandy & Tony to the Rescue

The Prince of Darkness, the Third Man, Felix Meddlesome and Tony Blair have come together to save the world from Libyan President Mamma Gaddafi. In a move, likely to persuade Gaddafi and his family to see sense, Blair told his 'family friend' to l...
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Funny story:  Patton Favourite For BBC Job

Patton Favourite For BBC Job

George Patton, legendary World War 2 commander, has emerged as the surprise favourite to be the next chairman of the BBC Trust. Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt put Patton's name forward as the government's favoured candidate at the end of a gruellin...
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Funny story:  Dimbleby Gets Lifetime Award

Dimbleby Gets Lifetime Award

Legendary broadcaster David Dimbleby has received this year's lifetime award at the annual Royal Television Society's Awards. The 72 year old, brother of current affairs presenter Jonathan Dimbleby and son of World War 11 broadcaster Richard Dimbl...
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Funny story:  Bizarre Plans For New Reading Tests

Bizarre Plans For New Reading Tests

The Coalition Government has announced strange new plans for reading tests for 6 year olds. A spokesperson for the Department of Education confirmed that children in England would be the subject of "an innovative approach to the testing of one's r...
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Funny story:  Scottish Football Reconstruction Farce

Scottish Football Reconstruction Farce

SPL clubs face the prospect of facing each other up to 9 times a season if the planned reconstruction of the SPL and SFL First Division goes ahead. The shock news was revealed when it became apparent that the controversial plan is likely to be vot...
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Funny story:  Industrial Action On Railways  Imminent

Industrial Action On Railways Imminent

Rail travellers in the U.K. are steeling themselves for disruption with the news that Arriva Trains will be striking in Wales and parts of England next week. Although workers have been offered a 12% increase over the next 2 years, union sources cl...
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Funny story:  UN sends a suprise choice of delagate to Libya

UN sends a suprise choice of delagate to Libya

Late last night in New York the UN security council voted in favour to send a high profile delagate to Libya to stop the mass killings.The UN raised a few eyebrows when they name Kim Jong-il as their special diplomat. When asked about this surpri...
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Funny story:  U.N. Imposes Sanctions on Libya

U.N. Imposes Sanctions on Libya

UNITED NATIONS -- The U.N. Security Council moved as a powerful block to try to halt Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi's deadly crackdown on protesters, slapping him, his five children and 10 top associates with a harshly worded letter filled with emp...
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Funny story:  President Obama and The "First Mama" Reveal Who They Think Will Win This Year's "American Idol"

President Obama and The "First Mama" Reveal Who They Think Will Win This Year's "American Idol"

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - President Barack Obama was in town speaking before a convention of Michigan's laid off auto workers. The president informed those in attendance that he was going to try to do his best to try to get the American people to go o...
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Funny story:  CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

CBS Cancels Charlie Sheen's "Two and A Half Men" - Co-Star John Cryer Cries Like A Baby

HOLLYWOOD - CBS executives have finally thrown in the billion dollar towel and have cancelled the remainder of the season of America's number one hit situation comedy, Two and A Half Men. Word from the top brass of the CBS Network stated that afte...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get Busy!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Get Busy!

A lucrative new deal between two of Hollywood's most controversial stars has been announced today. Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed a multimillion dollar deal with Laughing in Purgatory Entertainment Inc (LiP Inc) to create the next genera...
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Funny story:  Rooney Elbow Incident - Trial By BBC?

Rooney Elbow Incident - Trial By BBC?

If the pundits on BBC television's Match Of The Day are to be believed, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has already (or shortly will be) tried and convicted by the FA for an elbow incident, early on in Saturday's Premier League clash at Wigan Athletic. In a reasonably entertaining game - which United won by a comfortable four goal margin with a brace from Chicharito, a strike by Rooney,...
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Funny story:  SuBo fans:  It's his Package

SuBo fans: It's his Package

Several Susan Boyle fans met up in London England for lunch last weekend. They were disappointed Susan didn't surprise them with a visit. However - Susan's voice coach - Andy Steve - walked in the restaurant instead and gave the ladies a thrill.
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Funny story:  Bashful Kate Middleton admits "I've written a romcom!"

Bashful Kate Middleton admits "I've written a romcom!"

London - Publishers and literary agents are falling over themselves to get a read of the manuscript that's the best kept secret in the literary universe. Apparently Kate Middleton's written a sexy, romantic love story which at first glance is a re...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen to star in Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man

Charlie Sheen to star in Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man

Hollywood legend Charlie Sheen is set to star in a new comedy series after Two and a Half Men was dramatically cancelled. The provisionally titled 'Two Hookers and a Half Cut Man' will follow the day to day adventures of a middle aged drunk and hi...
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Funny story:  MCC Candidate Waited 365 Years To Join

MCC Candidate Waited 365 Years To Join

A Hertfordshire man who waited 365 years to become a member of the world's top cricket club has died two weeks after realising his ambition. Nathaniel Mousehole, of Hatfield, had been waiting to join the MCC ever since his name was added to the me...
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Funny story:  Colin Firth's wife Livia Giuggioli twinned with Heidi The Cross-Eyed Psychic Opossum

Colin Firth's wife Livia Giuggioli twinned with Heidi The Cross-Eyed Psychic Opossum

Los Angeles - The facial resemblance is staggering a celebwatch site commented today. And both squinty-eyed clairvoyant critters are vying for Sixth Sense glory about their Oscars Night hunches. Italian movie producer Livia Giuggioli Firth's or...
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Funny story:  Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act. Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas. They will now be formally escorted off the premises...
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Funny story:  Swansea City Give Super Leeds A Pasting - It's Like Watching Barcelona

Swansea City Give Super Leeds A Pasting - It's Like Watching Barcelona

It really is. A bit like watching Barcelona. In today's early kick off televised Championship game, Swansea City reinforced their charge for automatic promotion by giving super Leeds a masterclass in passing, possession and clinical finishing.
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