Funny story:  Up The Buses! - Part Five

Up The Buses! - Part Five

Act 3: Scene 2 Interior:Stan's House. Stan, Mum and Olive are hurriedly stashing things in cupboards and draping the furniture in bedsheets. There is a whiff of panic in the air: FX - An impatient yet lengthy knocking at the door. BLAKEY: (Faintly - from outside the front door, and through the letterbox) Come on Butler! Open up! I know you're in there! Open this blinkin' door! STAN: Oh...
View 'Up The Buses! - Part Five'
Funny story:  Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan, the little lost girl who has most definitely lost her way, does not appear to be anywhere close to finding it. The troubled starlet who has had more ups and downs than a day care pogo stick was seen dancing the nigh...
View 'Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson'
Funny story:  Justin Bieber Denies He Has Sexual Fantasies About Heidi Montag

Justin Bieber Denies He Has Sexual Fantasies About Heidi Montag

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, the teen idol, took his mom out to a local IHOP and confided to her that he has finally accepted the fact that he did not win the coveted Best New Artist Award at the recent Grammy Awards. He shook his head and almost...
View 'Justin Bieber Denies He Has Sexual Fantasies About Heidi Montag'
Funny story:  Riots in the Middle East

Riots in the Middle East

Throughout the Middle East, people are beginning to riot to protest against the dictatorships which are endemic in the region. In Libya, Bahrain, and Yemen, there are large public demonstrations against their oppressive rulers. These have been largel...
View 'Riots in the Middle East'
Funny story:  Everything Actually Goes Pretty Smoothly In Egypt

Everything Actually Goes Pretty Smoothly In Egypt

CARIO - After a near-bloodless coup, everything actually goes well. There was actually a fall of government, and very few got hurt. Fancy that? Wait, what? There's an actual rewritten constitution? This is one of those Spoof things ain't it? Inhopeless Media Group is a respectable news outlet. What? You're kidding right? NO WAY! So... you mean? Actually? Well, apparently the leader has ac...
View 'Everything Actually Goes Pretty Smoothly In Egypt'
Funny story:  Disruptive Pupils to Take Charge of Classes in BigSoc

Disruptive Pupils to Take Charge of Classes in BigSoc

BIRMINGHAM - In the face of Cameron's cultural directive, Big Society, a group of pupils at a local secondary school have taken charge of thier class. Big Society is allowing volunteers to run certain things that local councils or the government w...
View 'Disruptive Pupils to Take Charge of Classes in BigSoc'
Funny story:  David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics

David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics

LONDON - After David Cameron strongly reinforced his BigSoc idea, while in the face of severe cuts, has caused many commentators to say that the people will 'do less with even less', prompting a dig around by this reporter at Cameron's secondary scho...
View 'David Cameron Found to Have Failed Secondary School Mathematics'
Funny story:  Congress Votes To Continue Military  Support for NASCAR As Long as One Driver is Gay and Drives a Chevy Volt

Congress Votes To Continue Military Support for NASCAR As Long as One Driver is Gay and Drives a Chevy Volt

Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman's car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor's...
View 'Congress Votes To Continue Military  Support for NASCAR As Long as One Driver is Gay and Drives a Chevy Volt'
Funny story:  T'Northern Lights

T'Northern Lights

Flare are back - Due to t'solar flare today t'Northern Leets are visible as far South as Royston. T'Northern leets are due to t'emissions of photons in the t'Earth's upper atmosphere, above 80 km (50 miles), from t'ionized nitrogen atoms regaining...
View 'T'Northern Lights'
Funny story:  Proctologist Claims To Have  Rebored First Human Bunghole

Proctologist Claims To Have Rebored First Human Bunghole

Harvard trained protologist, Dr. Thaddeus Colonato, today reported that he successfully enlarged the business end of a patient's alimentary canal from a substandard 10 guage opening to something that would allow a 12 gauge turd to pass without micro...
View 'Proctologist Claims To Have  Rebored First Human Bunghole'
Funny story:  Watson Dominates 'Jeopardy', Now It's Missing

Watson Dominates 'Jeopardy', Now It's Missing

Watson, the brilliant IBM supercomputer, may need a refresher course on United States geography although he beat the humans badly on Day 2. Now he is reported as missing. In its big battle against two human champions on the Tuesday episode of "Jeo...
View 'Watson Dominates 'Jeopardy', Now It's Missing'
Funny story:  Anger At Queen Pub Sign

Anger At Queen Pub Sign

There has been a strong reaction over a pub sign which depicts the Queen with a tattoo on her arm. The sign has been hanging outside the Queens Arms pub in Acomb, just outside Hexham, since the pub was refurbished. "Most distasteful and inappro...
View 'Anger At Queen Pub Sign'
Funny story:  Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park

Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park

Del Boy and Rodney have been fined for fraudulently running a "Lapland" Christmas Theme Park in Dorset. The wide boys tricked the punters into believing that they would be going into the Winter Wonderland of Lapland; they falsely claimed that the...
View 'Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park'
Funny story:  Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

If there's one lady in Hollywood who should not be depressed it's Kristen Stewart, right? She has several good movies behind her, more on the way, plenty of fans and the guy most teens would love to have by their side. However, yesterday Srewart...
View 'Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression'
Funny story:  Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?

Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?

As it emerged today, veteran Manchester United football star, Ryan Giggs has signed yet another one year extension to his contract, but many people are wondering what he will do after he decides to draw the curtain on his distinguished football caree...
View 'Ryan Giggs To Sign Up For Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch?'
Funny story:  Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon

Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon

Malibu, CA - Troubled Hollywood Jack-of-all-trades, Mel Gibson and just as troubled actor, Charlie Sheen were found near Gibson's Malibu home Thursday night crouched on all fours and howling loudly at the moon. Neighbors heard a commotion and, th...
View 'Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen Found Drunk and Naked Howling at the Moon'
Funny story:  Power Drill Voted UK's Most Popular DIY Tool

Power Drill Voted UK's Most Popular DIY Tool

In a survey conducted exclusively for 'Toolshed Magazine' to find Britain's most popular DIY tool, the power drill emerged victorious for the tenth year running. It seems that the British are conducting a lasting love affair with power drills, mor...
View 'Power Drill Voted UK's Most Popular DIY Tool'
Funny story:  Lapland brothers guilty of accurate depiction of misery of Christmas

Lapland brothers guilty of accurate depiction of misery of Christmas

Brothers Henry and Victor Mears have been found guilty of eight charges of using their Lapland style theme park to create an accurate depiction of just how disappointing Christmas really can be. The two men, who set up the theme park in the New Fo...
View 'Lapland brothers guilty of accurate depiction of misery of Christmas'
Funny story:  Pessimism to be come 'cause of death' - NHS

Pessimism to be come 'cause of death' - NHS

Patients who display pessimism in the ability of the NHS to make them better often leads to a self fulfilling prophecy containing an untimely passing that is totally and utterly of the patients own making, according to researchers. The research sh...
View 'Pessimism to be come 'cause of death' - NHS'
Funny story:  Billy Ray: Miley is Getting a Little too Big for her Britches...Bra!

Billy Ray: Miley is Getting a Little too Big for her Britches...Bra!

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus says that his famous daughter, Miley Cyrus, is getting a little too big for her britches and shorts and bras according to a Nashville Panner Sunday Edition that will be out this Sunday..but you never know. Editor Gomer Legg...
View 'Billy Ray: Miley is Getting a Little too Big for her Britches...Bra!'
Funny story:  Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

The latest thing may be teens having a "Vampire Party" with no parents around and a house in the dark to welcome them. It also may be the source of the new outbreak of cases of aids or HIV positive visits to their doctors. The 'Parties' are usuall...
View 'Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors'
Funny story:  Justin Bieber A Little Tipsy After Grammy Night

Justin Bieber A Little Tipsy After Grammy Night

A new report out of Hollywood is claiming that singer Justin Bieber may have been a little tipsy when he came out at three AM after losing the Grammy Award. "I won't say anything bad about my hero...our hero", stated one of the fans who was one of...
View 'Justin Bieber A Little Tipsy After Grammy Night'
Funny story:  Taylor Swift Angrily Denies That Her and Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal Were Out Shopping For A Baby Stroller

Taylor Swift Angrily Denies That Her and Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal Were Out Shopping For A Baby Stroller

NASHVILLE - The roller coaster romance between the "Sweetheart of Country Music" Taylor Swift and the man who starred in Brokeback Mountain Jake Gyllenhaal seems to be rolling right along. The two have certainly had their ups and downs but nothing...
View 'Taylor Swift Angrily Denies That Her and Boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal Were Out Shopping For A Baby Stroller'
Funny story:  Planet X To Smash Into North Atlantic Ocean

Planet X To Smash Into North Atlantic Ocean

Houston, TX - The head of NASA telephoned President Obama this morning with some very unhappy news. Planet X is expected to slam into the Atlantic Ocean in just a handful of weeks. President Obama was seen weeping in the Oval Office, and cancelled a...
View 'Planet X To Smash Into North Atlantic Ocean'
Funny story:  Isle of Wight - New Discoveries

Isle of Wight - New Discoveries

After many years of uncertainty it has now been established that the Isle of Wight is, in fact, the Isles of Wight. Intrepid sailors braving gales off Cows (named after some strange hopping animals seen in the vicinity), were blasted up a river an...
View 'Isle of Wight - New Discoveries'
Funny story:  Beans Means Fiennes

Beans Means Fiennes

One of Britain's greatest living characters, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is to be honoured forever with an eight feet statue made entirely out of baked beans! The masterpiece will stand in the Adventurers home city of Glasgow and will take over a week to...
View 'Beans Means Fiennes'
Funny story:  Is Jake Ormerod's birth father 'a member of the Cabinet'?

Is Jake Ormerod's birth father 'a member of the Cabinet'?

Torquay - (Reuterus): Devon police are having none of it, yet: "Just the usual conspiracy rubbish," is how one investigation source put it. But an under-the-radar online rumor has queried if 19 year-old child sex ring suspect Jake Ormerod's DNA...
View 'Is Jake Ormerod's birth father 'a member of the Cabinet'?'
Funny story:  My night in London

My night in London

It all started so well, until my friend rang me up while I was on the train going down and told me that I could no longer sleep on his sofa. He would still meet me for drinks, but his girlfriend had put her foot down. Apparently, the last person who had spent the night on his sofa was still there two weeks later. The internet on a phone is a marvellous invention, and by the time I reached Eusto...
View 'My night in London'
Funny story:  Whale activist boat rammed by whale pod sinks

Whale activist boat rammed by whale pod sinks

A whaling activist group has been dealt a heavy blow after a pod of whales rammed their boat 'Drew Carey' in South American seas this afternoon. The boat sank immediately with the loss of all hands on board. The Drew Carey had been tailing the Ja...
View 'Whale activist boat rammed by whale pod sinks'
Funny story:  Orange Unveil New Orange Face

Orange Unveil New Orange Face

Orange, one of the big 5 the mobile phone providers have announced their new advertising 'face': Dale Winton. Not to be outdone, Easy Jet have called in David Dickinson to front their orange faced celebrity campaign. "We'll be having the strap...
View 'Orange Unveil New Orange Face'
Funny story:  NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing  to commence on 29th April.

NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing to commence on 29th April.

NASA say the 'Space Parasol' now positioned seven million miles above the world between Sun and Earth and designed to shield the planet from increasingly harmful solar flares will soon be ready for testing. Current plans are to begin the testing...
View 'NASA 'Space Parasol 'testing  to commence on 29th April.'
Funny story:  Airline Travelers Question Obama's "No Felon Left Behind" Mandate as TSA Workers Steal Thousands at Airports!

Airline Travelers Question Obama's "No Felon Left Behind" Mandate as TSA Workers Steal Thousands at Airports!

Hundreds of abused airline travelers questioned Obama's policy of hiring uneducated, and criminally intentioned TSA employees under his recent "2nd Chance to Succeed" policy inspired by NFL Dog Killer and convicted Felon Michael Vick. Vick, who...
View 'Airline Travelers Question Obama's "No Felon Left Behind" Mandate as TSA Workers Steal Thousands at Airports!'
Funny story:  Grammy Reporter Explains Speech Problem During Live Telecast

Grammy Reporter Explains Speech Problem During Live Telecast

KCBS TV reporter Serene Branson, whose talk lapsed into gibberish during a live shot outside the Grammys Sunday night, stated yesterday that she knew something was wrong at the time but she kept trying hard to vocalize her report but the words all ca...
View 'Grammy Reporter Explains Speech Problem During Live Telecast'
Funny story:  Middle East turmoil spreads to Trafalgar Square as 19 questioned over stabbings

Middle East turmoil spreads to Trafalgar Square as 19 questioned over stabbings

London - (End of Days): Violence tracing the January 4 solar eclipse's shadow path erupted in London yesterday afternoon. Police said they fear recent tumultuous unrest in the Middle East has spread to London following a knife fight in Trafalgar S...
View 'Middle East turmoil spreads to Trafalgar Square as 19 questioned over stabbings'
Funny story:  Fairy bikers the new scourge

Fairy bikers the new scourge

Australia - In a surprise move, the newly outlawed motorcycle club 'The Fairies' have taken over the turf of Western Australian clubs the 'Coffin Cheaters' and the 'Finks'. The Fairies president confirmed the bold move saying they had simply take...
View 'Fairy bikers the new scourge'
Funny story:  Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone

London - (Pretender Bender): "We thought long and hard how to dupe these bastards," the head of the Royal Protection Racket policing admitted today. "Then someone came up with the novelty ringtone idea after seeing the Nolans on a Morcambe & W...
View 'Charles and William seduced by Nolan Sisters 'When You Are A King' ringtone'
Funny story:  Isle Of Wight Braced For Marches After Middle East Outbreaks

Isle Of Wight Braced For Marches After Middle East Outbreaks

Authorities in Cowes, Ryde and Newport have alerted security services to be ready for of an outbreak of Middle East-style demonstrations. They fear that recent outbreaks of people power in Tunisia, Egypt and elsewhere may soon be repeated on the i...
View 'Isle Of Wight Braced For Marches After Middle East Outbreaks'
Funny story:  Paris Still Has Pulling Power

Paris Still Has Pulling Power

Birthday Girl Paris Hilton wowed fans at her 30th Birthday bash wearing a wonderful low cut dress to show all her fans she's still got what it takes. Paris, who's famous for doing absolutely nothing of any importance smiled and waved at photographers...
View 'Paris Still Has Pulling Power'
Funny story:  Australia to mandate conformity

Australia to mandate conformity

After years of government advertising showing the risks of excess drinking and smoking, Australians are now being told to live it up, get drunk and get laid. On the morning TV show, prime minister Julia Gillard encouraged Australians both young and o...
View 'Australia to mandate conformity'
Funny story:  Brown recants

Brown recants

'Lord' Mandleson's office has announced that its old client Gordon Brown is to make a speech in the House of Commons admitting that most of his policies as Chancellor and Prime Minister were wrong. Westminster gossip has it that he is looking for...
View 'Brown recants'
Funny story:  Fury Over Tory Councillor's Links

Fury Over Tory Councillor's Links

The Conservative Party has been rocked by allegations over a Gloucester councillor and former mayor's private life. A report in a major national newspaper today will claim that Brian Bickersthwaite, a councillor in Tewkesbury is also a fully paid...
View 'Fury Over Tory Councillor's Links'
Funny story:  Orifice

Orifice

A routine, whether an addition or not, is a regular course of action. Of course, some people believe a routine requires discipline. I have my own routine addiction. After entering home, I obsessively place the house keys in a particular bowl. After dark, I routinely put a padlock on the gate of our walled house. As a precaution, I padlock the grilled basement door, and before going to bed, I...
View 'Orifice'
Funny story:  Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The...
View 'Brooklyn Decker Shocked Jennifer Aniston By Telling Her - "Hey Cougar Keep Your Philandering Paws Off My Hubby!"'
Funny story:  Export Licences Under Review

Export Licences Under Review

The Foreign Office is to carry out an urgent review of export licences after allegations that some jokes and other comedy material devised and created in the U.K. may have been used in some of the most appalling U.S. comedy shows. An unnamed sourc...
View 'Export Licences Under Review'
Funny story:  Lady Gaga Is Still Extremely Outraged At Bill O'Reilly's Comments

Lady Gaga Is Still Extremely Outraged At Bill O'Reilly's Comments

TULSA - Lady Gaga was backstage at The Sooner or Later Arena after just having performed a three hour show in front of a sold out crowd of 21,003. She was eating an Oklahoma Barbecue Burger and drinking it down with a pitcher of Pabst's Blue Ribbo...
View 'Lady Gaga Is Still Extremely Outraged At Bill O'Reilly's Comments'
Funny story:  Ricky Gervais Is Asked To Be A Member of This Year's 'Dancing With The Stars'

Ricky Gervais Is Asked To Be A Member of This Year's 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is official, English comedian Ricky Gervais, who was a big hit at the recent Golden Globes Award Show, has been asked to be a contestant on the upcoming edition of Dancing With The Stars. Bernadette Penderlicki, the show's executive...
View 'Ricky Gervais Is Asked To Be A Member of This Year's 'Dancing With The Stars''
Funny story:  Glasgow Film Festival

Glasgow Film Festival

The 2011 Glasgow Film Festival opens today and pundits are keenly awaiting the latest batch of cinematic product from some of Scotland's finest young film makers. With over 200 films being shown over the next week, there will be ample opportunity,...
View 'Glasgow Film Festival'
Funny story:  Bahrain Update

Bahrain Update

The U.S. Government has urged the authorities in Bahrain to show restraint when dealing with protesters during the current period of unrest, and also to start the process of meaningful reform. A number of demonstrators were killed or injured in th...
View 'Bahrain Update'
Funny story:  Brian  McFadden Has a Mile-High Paddy

Brian McFadden Has a Mile-High Paddy

SYDNEY: Faded singer and part-time talent judge Brian McFadden is incensed at not being charged over a carefully planned incident on an international flight. McFadden, also known as a constant handbag to Aussie singer Delta Goodrum,is a judge on A...
View 'Brian  McFadden Has a Mile-High Paddy'
Funny story:  Council Proud of Recycling Excesses

Council Proud of Recycling Excesses

A survey commissioned by the Taxpayers Alliance has revealed major variations in the amount of recycling councils are undertaking in the U.K. While the survey indicates that the average number of containers councils ask their residents to sort the...
View 'Council Proud of Recycling Excesses'
Funny story:  Wild Killer Poodles linked to Ancient Aliens

Wild Killer Poodles linked to Ancient Aliens

Scientists supporting the Ancient Alien theory have come to the conclusion that the wild poodles that once roamed the earth killing everything in their path were brought here by aliens from other planets. "It's the only explanation that makes s...
View 'Wild Killer Poodles linked to Ancient Aliens'
Funny story:  IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Watson may be a genius, but even geniuses don't always know how to behave. Reports are that Watson, after besting two champions on the game show "Jeopardy," turned out to be an obnoxious bully at the celebratory party after the match. Not...
View 'IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win'
Funny story:  Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event

Mt. Clemens, MICHIGAN - The city of Mt. Clemens, Michigan is once again in the news for Bigfoot sightings as it seems that several citizens have phoned the local police station claiming to have witnessed what they believe are large, hairy ape-lik...
View 'Bigfoot Activity Heightened During Solar Flare Event'
Funny story:  People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

In the rush to avoid the intrusiveness of both the TSA scanners and pat downs at airports, people have begun to use overnight FedEx to send themselves, their families and their luggage to their destinations. By using FedEx's newly promoted 250 pou...
View 'People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights'
Funny story:  Don't be a Slug, Give Your Bedbug a Hug;   Is New York City's New Tourist Slogan

Don't be a Slug, Give Your Bedbug a Hug; Is New York City's New Tourist Slogan

New York City has turned what was once a negative, a bedbug infestation, into a tourist boom by promoting their non-removable residents with a new slogan: Don't be a Slug, Give Your Bedbug a Hug. Thus far, the promotion has been a major success as...
View 'Don't be a Slug, Give Your Bedbug a Hug;   Is New York City's New Tourist Slogan'
Funny story:  A Lesson In Becoming Old

A Lesson In Becoming Old

It's not everyday you wake up and you are told you're old. Well OK, maybe it is, but only if you listen, and I'm told that one of the only benefits of growing old is selective hearing. Well, that and standing on street corners and yelling at youngsters about how 'they don't know they're born' and 'pull your trousers up' (in a purely fashion-oriented sense, not in a peadophilic way!) I jus...
View 'A Lesson In Becoming Old'
Funny story:  OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats

OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats

Nadya Suleman, better known as the OctoMom, says she's sick of her life right now. "It was fine for the first six or seven months with all the publicity and everything but I'm steadily losing my mind", she told the National Demographic. The Dem...
View 'OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats'
« Jan 2011 February 2011 Mar 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
54
2nd
67
3rd
53
4th
40
5th
61
6th
54
7th
56
8th
47
9th
67
10th
87
11th
51
12th
53
13th
42
14th
57
15th
75
16th
53
17th
54
18th
57
19th
49
20th
59
21st
78
22nd
71
23rd
61
24th
62
25th
58
26th
54
27th
46
28th
50
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 2?

6 4 23 25


Go to top