Funny story:  Poll:  Kim Jong-Un To Win Iowa Caucas

Poll: Kim Jong-Un To Win Iowa Caucas

The January 1, 2012 New York Times/Gallup Political Poll has announced that if the Iowa Caucuses were held today the most likely winner would be North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un. The Poll pitted the routine Republican gaggle of Presidential "w...
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Funny story:  David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman

David Cameron's New Years Resolutions For 2011 Callously Revealed By Ex Policeman

David Cameron's New Years Resolutions for last year have been callously revealed by a former policeman who was recently made redundant by the News of the World. Ronnie, The Policeman has revealed that David Cameron only had four resolutions but th...
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Funny story:  Barak Obama Only Has One Year to Save The World From The Year 2013

Barak Obama Only Has One Year to Save The World From The Year 2013

Barak Obama only has 12 more months to save the world from the year 2013. Unless the name gets changed to 2012b or even 2014 we could all be doomed. That is because a year called 2013 can only lead to unimagined bad luck. Tristodecaphobes all...
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Funny story:  Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

Woman Left Permanently Disfigured After Long Suffering Husband Smashed Her Face In With A Shovel

A Hetton Le Hole woman has gone into hiding following a ferocious assault on her person by her own husband. Who reportedly smashed her in the face really hard with a shovel. A Family Liaison Officer was despatched to the scene, where the man was a...
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Funny story:  Northwest NewSmash Presents Top Headline Predictions for 2012

Northwest NewSmash Presents Top Headline Predictions for 2012

As a special service to our premium subscribers, Northwest NewSmash is pleased to release the top predicted headlines for 2012: 1. Sasha and Malia - The President's Kenyan Child Brides? - Orly Taitz Demands Birth Certificates 2. Republican Candidates Pledge: Human Life Begins At Conception; Human Rights End At Birth 3. 'War On Poverty' Declared Over - Poverty Wins 4. Ron Paul Wins - P...
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Funny story:  Martin Shuttlecock's New Year Address

Martin Shuttlecock's New Year Address

Good Evening. I'm Martin Shuttlecock, and speaking on behalf of my beloved wife and myself, I would like to extend the warmest of New Year's greetings and felicitations to those who read this. The ones who don't can all fuck off. Right - It's traditional to look to the New Year with optimism. It's the done thing to hope for a peaceful New Year, and wish happiness, health and prosperity up...
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Funny story:  Germany summons Egyptian ambassador to protest against Druids

Germany summons Egyptian ambassador to protest against Druids

Berlin - It's all because some sort of German stinktank was one of the human frights groups whose HQ got torched last week. Locals in Baddassburg described today how the Cairo branch of Druids Anonymous had claimed responsibility following a bad a...
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Funny story:  Michele Bachmann Denies The Rumors Linking Her With Matt Damon

Michele Bachmann Denies The Rumors Linking Her With Matt Damon

DUBUQUE, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's campaign tour brought her to the beautiful town of Dubuque, Iowa, [Pronounced: THE-BUICK-EYE-OH-WAH]. The only GOP female candidate for office of the presidency was all smiles as the sun was shining and she was a...
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Funny story:  R.A.F. officer breaks sound barrier

R.A.F. officer breaks sound barrier

A 47-year-old pilot damaged the inside of his own house in an unusual accident last weekend. Fortunately, Reg Blower was off-duty at the time, so nobody was injured. According to neighbours, Reg's wife had suffered years of his raucous belching,...
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Funny story:  Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

There was a dramatic end to a keenly-fought rugby match against local rivals Hull F.C. when Hull Kingston Rovers ran out of time after a late conversion. With only two minutes left, Rovers were trailing by just one point as their full-back was ge...
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Funny story:  Congress' New Years Resolution: End Piracy

Congress' New Years Resolution: End Piracy

I know what you're thinking, but its not the Somali Pirates they are interested in. No, the Disney franchise isn't being threatened either. Today the biggest and most dangerous center of piracy is none other than the internet. This week not just one but two competing bills are making their way through congress to sharply increase the powers of the US Government to combat these dangerous pirates. T...
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Funny story:  United Swoop For Suarez After Humiliating Blackburn Home Defeat

United Swoop For Suarez After Humiliating Blackburn Home Defeat

In a desperate bid to shore up his injury stricken squad following a humiliating home defeat to Blackburn Rovers, Sir Alex Ferguson has apparently confirmed that United have signed up Liverpool striker Luis Suarez. This comes as no surprise to ins...
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Funny story:  Remains of Jeremy Bentham stolen

Remains of Jeremy Bentham stolen

We, as an organ of the press, have always respected our great political philosophers in the time-honoured tradition. We were somewhat perturbed yesterday, to say the least, upon learning of the fateful events, which occurred in one of London's oldest...
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Funny story:  David Beckham and Lady Gaga To Open Chain Of Pie and Mash Shops

David Beckham and Lady Gaga To Open Chain Of Pie and Mash Shops

In terms of musical collaborations you might have expected Lady Gaga to duet with the 'Posh of Spice' Victoria Beckham, but records at companies House suggest that it's hubby David who will be partnering with the Gaga in 2012 - but not in the studio...
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Funny story:  Sir Moneybags Celebrates

Sir Moneybags Celebrates

A major funder of the Conservative Party and a hedge fund manager, Toby Moneybags, has been awarded for his 'services to the nation' with a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list. 'This is to celebrate the Big Society' claimed David Cameron 'sh...
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Funny story:  David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of  'wife swapping club'

David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex Ferguson tips Tottenham Hotspur as Genuine Title Contenders

Sir Alex Ferguson tips Tottenham Hotspur as Genuine Title Contenders

In the weekly EPL press conference, United boss Sir Fergus was asked whether he thought Spurs were a genuine title contender this season and he replied: "Aye, yes, ohhh definitly laddy, since they started refusing to sell us their best players las...
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Funny story:  Nottingham News for W/E 31 Dec 2011 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 31 Dec 2011 - with comments

25 Dec 2011: Drunk driver left 'housebound' by ban for being over the limit Category: Crime 'This is Nottingham' A disabled pensioner claimed he would be left "housebound" once banned from driving after being found drunk at the wheel. Neil Craig, 69, of Raglan Court, Beeston, is the third driver to be named and shamed in the Post's Christmas anti-drink driving campaign, 'None for the Road'.
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Funny story:  Noisy Toys cause a feud

Noisy Toys cause a feud

Two long standing friends have come to blows between Christmas and New Year after an escalation in children's Christmas presents, resulting in two arrests and a trip to Accident and Emergency. "It was okay until a couple of Christmases ago," said...
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Funny story:  New Year's gong recipients to face police lie detector tests

New Year's gong recipients to face police lie detector tests

London - Some of the New Year's Honours List gong winners are so bad that police want to put them through a polygraph. Notorious characters who have blighted the British Way of Life feature in the List, compiled in association with the London Coll...
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Funny story:  Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...
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Funny story:  Dutch males prefer fireworks and bangers to sex!

Dutch males prefer fireworks and bangers to sex!

Venlo, Holland: As the new year approaches it seems that Dutch men prefer "banging" in the new with their fireworks instead of "banging" it in with their wives and partners. Tons of gun-powder are about to be exploded into the air this evening, bu...
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Funny story:  Death is on the Increase: Best ever year for Grim Reaper!

Death is on the Increase: Best ever year for Grim Reaper!

The number of deaths has reached an all time high within the past week or so. The Institute of Death has reported that more people than ever are dying in the UK at a rate considered unimaginable only a few years ago. "The paradox is that people a...
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Funny story:  Katy Perry performs at fireworks show.

Katy Perry performs at fireworks show.

Last Friday night singer Katy perry stepped out to see the firework show hosted by her agency e.t entertainment to celebrate their 10th anniversary of. Representing a list singers. Many artists performed at the nationally broadcast show including...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Stress with the Ex!

Lady Gaga Stress with the Ex!

Early Saturday paparazzi caught lady gaga on the telephone talking to ex boyfriend Alejandro. The singer looked stressed as she had a poker face and shouted out that she was born this way. Reps have confirmed that even though the couple had a bad...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor. According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato To Record An Album With X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato To Record An Album With X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz

LOS ANGELES - Even though the two youngest members of this year's X-Factor were both eliminated Rachel Crow, 13, and Drew Ryniewicz, 14, are extremely happy. Both have been informed that Simon Cowell's production company 19th Hole Productions has...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

Taylor Swift Divulges Her Illness

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift is presently in talks with Lions Door Pictures about the possibility of starring in the film A Fussin' and A Fightin' - The Tonya Tucker Story. The movie is based on the book Delta Dawn Does Da Darn Delta by noted country mu...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez Reveals Her Long Time Secret Phobia To Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez Reveals Her Long Time Secret Phobia To Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez recently stated that she has never been happier than when she is with her boyfriend Justin Bieber. Gomez said that the thing that makes their relationship work is that she is the magnet and he is the steel. She noted that...
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Funny story:  Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human...
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Funny story:  GOP Frontrunner Revolving Door an Intentional Strategy

GOP Frontrunner Revolving Door an Intentional Strategy

DES MOINES - An email exchange between Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, and Matt Strawn, Iowa GOP chairman, leaked to the press on Friday revealed that the GOP frontrunner see-saw in Iowa has been orchestrated as an...
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