Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Caught with Yogi Bear

Kim Kardashian Caught with Yogi Bear

Two days after her husband, Kris Humphries, caught his wife Kim Kardashian, her sister Kourtney and several of their female friends in his home with a bare Yogi, who was doing whatever it is that a bare yogi does, Kris Humphries walked into his house...
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Funny story:  Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov

Ferguson Rules Out Berbatov

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today ruled out striker Dimitar Berbatov. The news came as a shock to the room full of unscrupulous underhanded weasels with most viewing this as a step too far from the 69 year old Scot. Reporters...
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Funny story:  Yates of the Yard is Bahrain's new kick-ass supercop

Yates of the Yard is Bahrain's new kick-ass supercop

Manama - Fans of the 1960s' cartoon Top Cat swear blind he's the surreal reincarnation of a tin pan alley patrolman beloved by generations of TC fans. Tonight fat cats in the Old Alley are purring with delight at John Yates' appointment as Bahrain...
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Funny story:  USA discovers way to eliminate unemployment

USA discovers way to eliminate unemployment

Unemployment statistics in the US plummeted this month, as another 100,000 people gave up looking for work. People who have given up looking for a job do not count in the official statistics. It is not known what has happened to those people. They...
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Funny story:  Americans growing impatient with euro's slow collapse, need it to happen now

Americans growing impatient with euro's slow collapse, need it to happen now

HARFOLD, Vt. - After reading for weeks that the euro promises to collapse, Americans in northern Vermont are growing impatient, unable to make a decision as to whether they'll travel to Europe in 2012. "I need that sucker to go one-to-one," said S...
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Funny story:  Chinese Army Shoot Jeremy Clarkson

Chinese Army Shoot Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson has been shot by the Chinese Army within minutes of landing in Beijing today. A Communist Party official said, "This was a necessary pre-emptive strike; he has threatened to have socialists shoot in his own country. We were afraid...
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Funny story:  Dawkins to be new host of Countdown!

Dawkins to be new host of Countdown!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is adding spellchecking to his resume. Dawkins has released a video of himself hilariously mocking Ray Comfort. Comfort, who Dawkins refers to as 'the banana man', is an evangelist who...
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Funny story:  Federalists pushing for Euro 'fisting union'

Federalists pushing for Euro 'fisting union'

Frankfurt - Federalist arseholes are on the sharp end pushing to set up a 'fisting union' to solve the eurozone's debt crisis. Nicknamed the Bundestag Bum Bandits the shadowy cabal of EU budgetary disciplinarians reckons it can see the light at th...
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Funny story:  70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

A new report by the University of Oxbridge has tested ordinary Britons in a shopping centre to see if they can manage to fool the Turing test. 70% could not, and appeared indistinguishable from a robot programmed to mimic the simple mindless chatter...
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Funny story:  Word Collector Swamped Under an Avalanche of Collective Nouns

Word Collector Swamped Under an Avalanche of Collective Nouns

A team of rescuers had a succession of surprises during a series of exercises in a range of mountains in North Wales last weekend. Behind a heap of stones they found a heavily loquacious man half-buried under a massive pile of pages. The man had b...
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Funny story:  Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

It is a source of great consternation to many Christians that the Bible, their holiest book, is more of a holey book. Now moves are afoot to correct some of the self contradictions and factual inaccuracies that riddle the tome. "The problems start...
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Funny story:  Elderly Patients Being Commenced To Death Pathway With Non-Terminal Conditions

Elderly Patients Being Commenced To Death Pathway With Non-Terminal Conditions

Elderly hospital patients are being assessed by doctors as dying and then commenced onto something called 'The Liverpool Care pathway' even though they may not be presenting any known terminal condition. The 'care' pathway, originally designed to be...
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Funny story:  Last Republican Presidential Candidate Calls It Quits

Last Republican Presidential Candidate Calls It Quits

BOSTON, MASS: Republican hopeful, Mitt Romney bowed out of the 2012 presidential race after The Daily Show's Jon Stewart accused him of having an affair with himself. This comes on the heels of Herman Cain's decision to quit the race after it was...
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Funny story:  Kate Middleton could be the face of new 2p coin

Kate Middleton could be the face of new 2p coin

London - Royal Mint sources have denied it's all a bit of parody on the famous Hamlet soliloquy opening lines from Act III, Scene 1. But the forging of a new 2p coin bearing La Middleton's face could provide a useful national distraction as EU lea...
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Funny story:  Andrew Flintoff's £4 Nativity Play Beef - You Don't Know You're Born, Says Dorking Mum

Andrew Flintoff's £4 Nativity Play Beef - You Don't Know You're Born, Says Dorking Mum

Andrew Flintoff's Tweeted beef at paying £4 to see his daughter's school nativity play has been mocked by a Dorking mum. The test cricket hero went to watch seven-year-old daughter Holly perform at her Surrey primary school, but Tweeted: "... hope...
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Funny story:  The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 2

The Importance of Clean Briefs - Chapter 2

As the King silently wept into his beer he could only wish that he'd taken his mother's advice and become a heavy metal rock star. The king's moping was finally ended by a loud voice that came from the back of the room. "Hey!" cried out a voice from the middle of the room. "Why not do parley with the dragon to strike a truce? I don't see how we have anything to lose by trying". The King...
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Funny story:  Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros. In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...
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Funny story:  Libya's Ruling National Transitional Council End's Decades-Old Ban On Guacamole

Libya's Ruling National Transitional Council End's Decades-Old Ban On Guacamole

Libya's current authority, the National Transitional Council, has decided to end the decade's old ban on Guacamole first instituted by now-deposed dictator Moammar Gaddafi, the Council's Abdul Hafid Ghoga told reporters here on Thursday. "Gaddafi...
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Funny story:  Former Apple Employee Claims He Was "Forced Into Being Someone He Was Not"

Former Apple Employee Claims He Was "Forced Into Being Someone He Was Not"

CUPERTINO -- A former employee of Apple Corporation claims he was forced to wear clothes he was "uncomfortable with" and adopt a personality that "was far from what he really was about" after a several-month long application, and only seven months on...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Is Down To The Final Five as Astro and Drew Are Eliminated

X-Factor Is Down To The Final Five as Astro and Drew Are Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - The "Singing Seven" became the "Final Five" as Michael Jackson Week on X-Factor saw two of the teen contestants leave the music show. Hip hop Brooklyn rapper Astro, aka Brian Bradley, 15, was the first to go as he was the one that had...
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Funny story:  Six Hundred Million Chinese die after drinking Choka-Chinka

Six Hundred Million Chinese die after drinking Choka-Chinka

(Rooters) - Choka-Chinka Co protested Tuesday the healthfulness of its ham drinks proffered in northern China, decrying the link to the death of six hundred million Chinese people who had consumed the drinks. Choka-Chinka executives even went so far...
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Funny story:  "Internet Trolls Can Incite Suicide Attempts" - Claims Local Man

"Internet Trolls Can Incite Suicide Attempts" - Claims Local Man

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today launched an astonishing broadside directed at internet trolls - trolls being people who cause malevolent mischief and deliberately set out to provoke and upset others online - by saying that in extremis, such trollish activity could feasibly result in extreme consequences for the unfortunate recipient. In a week which has featured a particularly tragic appar...
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