Funny story:  Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

Unschoolers tell parents to 'unparent'

The recent trends of Unschoolers, who basically are self taught on everything from spelling to physics, share a belief that children do not need classrooms and organized education to learn. Rather, they are on their own to do what they want anytime...
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Funny story:  Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Hello, me dearios. I've been perambulatin' again. Perambulatin' I have. And my peregrinations, they have revealed much to me about the ways of our island people. I did follow the ancient Way of the Cladger, through the old branglin' grounds of Somerset, and there I did espy the Church of St Ethel, at Upper Nacker, where lie the remains of Gideon Piddler, the inventor of the Steam Grundler in 18...
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Funny story:  California Has Banned Michele Bachmann From Entering The State

California Has Banned Michele Bachmann From Entering The State

WEST HOLLYWOOD - A newly formed group calling itself The Gay Barbarians of America has just convinced the state of California to not allow GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann to enter the state. GBOA as the group is known is led by Rosie O...
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Funny story:  White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background. "We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
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Funny story:  Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

BAHRAIN: In general, the small country of Bahrain is considered one of the more progressive Muslim countries. But with the clerics of the Sunni and Shi'a sects constantly bickering over how the Koran is interpreted regarding faith and morals, most M...
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Funny story:  Prospector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!

Prospector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!

A dusty loner, living rough off the land while continuing to look for lost gold mines in Arizona, stumbled onto what is said to be the 'mother lode' of pork barrel spending by amnesty loving liberal democrats. Well camouflaged by air due to the a...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex Ferguson denies Sneijder contact again and again, he's "double Dutch!"

Sir Alex Ferguson denies Sneijder contact again and again, he's "double Dutch!"

The on-going saga between Manchester United and Wesley Sneijder is driving Man U nuts and proves once and for all Sir Alex is actually "Double Dutch!" Although Wesley is in China with his team, Inter Milan, there are confident rumours that he has...
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Funny story:  McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds are to launch a cheeky new burger called the Morrissey in retaliation to the singer's scathing attack on the fast food outlets. The burger is set to contain a triple deck of ham, beef and chicken and it's advertising slogan will be 'You're...
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Funny story:  Cows Are  Now Being Kept In People's Flats

Cows Are Now Being Kept In People's Flats

Around a million families in Britain are now thought to be keeping cows in their flats so they won't have to spend money buying dairy by-products from expensive supermarkets. Some councils are warning that the practice of keeping a cow in a flat...
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Funny story:  Eastenders' Queen Vic fruit machine has greater operating cash balance than UK

Eastenders' Queen Vic fruit machine has greater operating cash balance than UK

The latest figures released by the treasury indicate that the UK's operating cash balance is vastly inferior to that of the takings from the fruit machine used in Eastenders' eponymous pub, the Queen Vic. The figures show that at present the count...
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Funny story:  Justin Timberlake Reveals His Very Serious Voice Problem

Justin Timberlake Reveals His Very Serious Voice Problem

LOS ANGELES - Justin Timberlake, or as he prefers to be known as these days, Mila Kulis' "Main Squeeze" (pun intended) recently talked about his medical affliction. Timberlake spoke openly with Missy Wonderbox of Hollywood Innuendo at a Pizza Doll...
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Funny story:  World's Billionaires Have Created An Artificial Recession To Make Us All Their Bitches

World's Billionaires Have Created An Artificial Recession To Make Us All Their Bitches

The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more t...
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Funny story:  Gordon Ramsay Slams Sarah Palin Tea Party Plans

Gordon Ramsay Slams Sarah Palin Tea Party Plans

Friends of Gordon Ramsay have said that he has been left traumatised by reports that Sarah Palin is planning to host a Tea Party in a very non traditional way. Sarah's Tea Party will be a very minimalist affair with no scones, no butter and defi...
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Funny story:  Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

Shah of Iran's relatives cock-a-hoop at fugitive NYC peacock's freedom flight

New York - At his Park Avenue home this afternoon wannabe Shahanshah Reza Pahlavi, son of deposed Peacock Throne ex-incumbent Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, was seen rummaging around for birdseed in a bid to woo the magical creature to his roofgarden oasis.
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Funny story:  Jasmine Villegas Says She Is Not The Reason For The Rumors About Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Breaking Up

Jasmine Villegas Says She Is Not The Reason For The Rumors About Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Breaking Up

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jasmine Villegas was vacationing down in the Bayou State of Louisiana where she had gone to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park. Jazzy, as her friends call her, said that she has always been a fan of roller coas...
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Funny story:  Crystal Meth-odist Church of God busted in North Carolina!

Crystal Meth-odist Church of God busted in North Carolina!

Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC, was released today from his thirty-day house arrest for selling crystal meth to a Cub Scout troop. There were only two reporters at the rectory as he emerged -- one from the local Franklin Times and the oth...
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Funny story:  Friedrich Nietzsche gets respect from Joey Barton

Friedrich Nietzsche gets respect from Joey Barton

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been tweeting fans on Twitter about his "total respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Barton has told his 170,000 readers that the author of Beyond Good And Evil was "a real nutter" who...
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Funny story:  Leonard's Dad Vince!

Leonard's Dad Vince!

Art experts recently called in by the Museum du Louvre in Paris to take another close look at the signature on a famous oil painting they have there, that of the 'Mona Lisa', after they'd noticed something unusual about it say the experts have now co...
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Funny story:  The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show. But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota...
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Funny story:  The Protection for Politicians Philandering with Paramours (PPPP) Act of 2011

The Protection for Politicians Philandering with Paramours (PPPP) Act of 2011

While the nation was focused on the debt ceiling debate, Congress also past the Protection for Politicians Philandering with Paramours (PPPP) Act of 2011. On August 2nd President Obama signed both the Budget Control Act of 2011 (Also know as the Cut, Quibble, and Kick Down the Road Law) and the PPPP Act without much fanfare. Little is known about PPPP, but since philandering is a bipartisan ente...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

BARSTOW, California - Deejay Samantha Ronson was returning from having performed at a Quinceañera Party in Las Vegas when she was pulled over for doing 89 mph in a 29 mph speed zone. Ronson, the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan, to...
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Funny story:  Port Dover, Ontario.  Couple arrested for having an extremely succulent green lawn

Port Dover, Ontario. Couple arrested for having an extremely succulent green lawn

A Canadian couple were arrested yesterday in the small tourist town of Port Dover, Ontario, Canada. Port Dover, is famous for its Lake Erie Perch which can be purchased at many eateries dotted around the town, and for 'Footlong Hot Dogs' which can...
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Funny story:  Bloomin heatwave sets fire to petunias shockhorror!

Bloomin heatwave sets fire to petunias shockhorror!

London - Barking resident Mrs Iris McReedy spoke of her dismay today after a greenhouse gas-fuelled solar arson attack fried the contents of her hanging basket. The octogenarian pensioner said she'd noticed 'a funny pong' "like smouldering compost...
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Funny story:  White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
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Funny story:  America's Got Talent: The Judges Like Avery & The Calico Hearts But Say They Sound Like Life-Like Versions of The Chipmunks

America's Got Talent: The Judges Like Avery & The Calico Hearts But Say They Sound Like Life-Like Versions of The Chipmunks

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of America's Got Talent certainly saw quite a variety of performers. Africa's dance troupe Zuma Zuma, dressed in traditional African warrior outfits and jungle paint, performed well as did the dance team from Illino...
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Funny story:  Hull City Pies Now £3

Hull City Pies Now £3

There was chaos in East Yorkshire this morning when it was revealed that the price of a pie at the KC Stadium, home of Championship hopefuls Hull City, will rise to an extortionate £3.00 with immediate effect. Pies, the staple diet in this part of...
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Funny story:  Swingers Party In Burnley Ends In Chaos

Swingers Party In Burnley Ends In Chaos

A swingers' party at a house on Ormerod Road in Burnley resulted in chaos over the weekend, with riot police, three police dog units, two armed response vehicles and a police helicopter becoming involved in the fray. Revellers blamed a mix up with...
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Funny story:  Inspector Clouseau Of The Surete Found Living Incognito In Burnley

Inspector Clouseau Of The Surete Found Living Incognito In Burnley

Astonishing revelations surfacing in Burnley, Lancashire, claim that the bungling French detective, Inspector Jacques Clouseau, of the Surete - for a long time missing and presumed dead - has turned up in the rapidly fading mill town, along with his...
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