Washington, DC-- Tuesday's 5.8 earthquake in the nation's capital has left some damage, most notably the Washington Monument. The iconic obelisk is now leaning, and is in danger of collapsing. Brilliant minds in the Obama administration believe the...
There was a near miss for Grassington last Sunday when a massive tractor pulling a 'really wide' load up Main Street failed to squeeze through the gap between the Foresters' Arms pub and the Dales Bookshop.
The load consisted of a huge tank of ch...
Researchers at the Institute of Trichology, Hairfields Hospital, have finally revealed that the real function of hair on the human head is to protect the skull. Following this massive breakthrough, experts in baldness prevention are now recommending...
Hollywood - Clint Eastwood's new spaghetti western of A Star Is Born, will star Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich. The original plan was to use singer Beyonce in the Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Janet Gaynor role and Leonardo Dicaprio in the Jame...
Brooklyn - Anthony Weiner, former congressman representing Brooklyn, is planning to make a comeback and run for the same seat that he managed to tweet away with his resignation just a few weeks ago. With little or no competition for the vacant seat:...
As if the UK didn't have enough to worry about it seems that many of their young males are turning into werewolves, literally!
A Liverpool man, better known as a beastly Scouser, had a punch-up outside a very dubious club called the Funky Box (a p...
Salt Lake City, Utah -- For months the federal government has been working to uncover a large scale knock-off, knock-off factory producing items inside the United States. The efforts were successful late last night in locating the facility. Operat...
HOLLYWOOD - A show that has been getting a lot of publicity; too much perhaps is a new show called Prime Suspect. The police show stars Maria Bello as New York City Detective Jane Timoney.
And from the looks of the dozens and dozens of network pro...
POMONA - Will Smith was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Pomona reading a copy of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle when he was approached by a reporter.
Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors asked Smith if she could speak with him for a few m...
QPR have been given permission by Newcastle to 'have a word' with Joey Barton.
The deep thinking Barton has recently converted to Existentialism and his constant soul searching has given bewildered Geordies the needle: "Joey's head has been turned...
Self-styled 'Dear Leader' of communist North Korea, Kim Jong-Il, has had rare talks with Russian president Dmitry Medvedev.
Mr Kim, famous for his rendition of the ballad So Ronery in the hit Hollywood movie Team America, is reported to have discu...
At 1.51pm yesterday an earthquake registering 5.8 shook the eastern third of the United States causing much of Washington D.C. to come to a halt. While damage was not wide spread some older buildings were affected and people were left unnerved and ra...
Scotland - Images of fallen idol Muammar Gaddafi's decapitated bronze head pictured in a Tripoli kickabout have set off huge tremors at Balmoral Castle.
Palace flunkies were ordered to black out the offending pix from Her Majesty's breakfast Red T...
In line with the 2012 Olympics and with London in the spot-light, the Mayor's Office has designated Brentford in the sleepy suburbs of West London as the cutting edge of a true London experience for visitors from the rest of the world.
Unlike pr...
As crises ripped through the war torn world MPs got the message.
'We need to talk about this' one said 'our holidays are nothing when compared to the end of the world.'
So Cameron and his pals are breaking their holidays again so they can talk...
Beleagured Libyan former leader Gaddafi has given me an exclusive interview.
We had our Arabic translator on the line immediately and we are able to give our followers and the world his exclusive words.
'I am winning' he said 'the rats are on the run.'
Gaddafi was asked how he could be leaving Tripoli and be still winning.
'That is to deceive the world into thinking we have been defeat...
Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more.
"It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...
Washington--Paul Ryan isn't running for president because he doesn't want his beautiful hair to turn grey like Obama's did this year.
"I love my hair, and I think running for president would mean my hair might fall out or turn grey. I can't have...
Washington, D.C. - Early Tuesday afternoon, news broadcasts across the country reported a 5.8 magnitude earthquake orginating in Virgina and felt as far north as Canada. Dozens of scientists from the Army Corp of Engineers responded to alleged epice...
In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat.
After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...
HOLLYWOOD - British Judge Piers Morgan did something he had never done before and that is give two standing ovations to two America's Got Talent contestants.
Morgan first stood up for the artistic, glow-in-the-dark dance troupe known as Team Ilumi...
HOLLYWOOD - Never in the history of a network self-promoting one of its own shows has a show received the hours and hours of promo ads that a show called Whitney has received.
The Whitney in the title is the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings who...
Libya has joined an ever-growing list of worldwide destinations to which travellers should pay close attention if they are planning a trip to the country in the near future.
An annoying war has sprung up between the forces of Colonel Gaddafi, the...
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's newest reality show X-Factor will be premiering next month. He recently spoke with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about his latest venture into the world of television music.
Cowell told LaTuna LaTundra that he has put...
The long suffering wife of internet satire site contributor, Martin Shuttlecock, was laughing her head off at about six am BST, Saturday morning, according to sources.
After working until ten pm the previous evening, Shuttlecock had apparently clo...
Reports currently indicate that Sky News reporter, Alex Crawford, has been rushed to hospital in Tripoli in the back of a pickup truck, with her protective helmet stuck firmly to her head.
As Gaddafi loyalists fought a desperate rearguard action,...
CARACAS, VENEZUELA--President Hugo Chavez has finally come home to Miraflores, but at the same time, on his return from Cuba, supporters fear that the country could face a whopping medical bill.
Thousands, perhaps even a gazillion, turned out at t...
HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at.
More than nine out of 10 b...
LONGFIELD, Virginia--A ground-shaking that registered 5.9 on the Richter scale was thought by many inhabitants of the U.S. eastern seaboard to be an earthquake. In point of fact, the quaking was caused by 129 female teen participants in Camp Sunshine...