Following the recent popularisation of the sleepy Sussex seaside town of Worthing, which has recently been overrun with mobility scooter 'Hell's Angels' riders and zimmer frame hooligans, local kebab and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has added...
David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK.
In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...
New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries is marrying Kim Kardashian this Saturday at the Sotto Il Monte Estate in Montecito, California. Invitations to the pending nuptials are available on eBay. Kobe Bryant is a five time NBA Champion. Gimme Fiv...
Previously in this Multi-Titled Collaboration:
Passing Newcastle, Durham and Middlesborough as rapidly as possible, QM and George, alias, you know who by now, knew there would be a problem further down the road as they approached Tyke (Yorkshire for our US colleagues) territory.
Whilst the others headed for a small, partially functioning but unknown to most Airport in the small North Yorkshir...
Puddinpop, Virginia -- Congressional leaders have embarked on a cross country bus tour of the nation designed to put them in closer touch with the voting public.
The journey is said to be in response to a Gallup poll which shows that over 8 out o...
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Popular novelist, Mike Shuttlecock, author of the 'Miserable Bastard' series of novels, loosely based on his brother Martin's experiences, has endured a serious traffic accident in Wales, and has been taken away from the scene by his number one fan, Blodwyn Glendowr.
And imprisoned in her home as a guest/patient/victim...
Oh, and accused of plagiarism. Or something simil...
A joint study between Spectator magazine and Razzle have shown that there was a spike in die hard Tories indulging in sexual activity on the night of the London riots. As parts of London were besieged by looting mobs, couples in places like Wandswor...
For decades, or even centuries, humans have dreamed and wondered about what would happen when contact was made by alien beings from outer space. This morning, it finally happened.
An alien spacecraft landed in a field near Washington DC, and two t...
Following weeks of discussions on how to cut the UK's debt, MPs have decided to introduce a new tax on murderers and rapists. Anyone convicted of such serious violent crimes will have all their belongings taken from them and sold at auction to raise...
Evolution has been dealt another awkward blow as a species claimed to be some 200 million years old, has been found, and unevolved!
Protoanguilla palau, as the species has been named, has alledgedly survived for 200 million years because its envir...
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) team at CERN are now enlisting volunteers who have home computers to contribute in the search for the Higgs boson. Details of the project, called LHC@home 2.0, can be found at http://lhcathome.web.cern.ch/LHCathome/Phy...
The long saga of Dutch international being transferred to Man Utd is certainly over, dead and buried and done (as if it ever was alive).
The Inter Milan president has confirmed the fact that Wesley is not for sale and any offer will be refused alt...
In an attempt to appear to understand and empathise with the London looters and their actions, millionaire Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has announced today he will be known As C-Legg from now on. In addition to his new moniker, he further annou...
In a landmark case a judge in London has condemned a toddler, to five years hard labour for mouthing the words 'mummy riot, mummy riot' and shaking his rattle at the same time, whilst taken for a stroll by his nanny in London's wealthy enclave of No...
London - Wacky self-publicists Charles and Camilla are having a field day gawping at the burnt out remains of the London riots.
Cops kept a beady eye as the pair arrived at Tottenham Leisure Centre amid fears they might loot some of the public don...
Hanalei, HI-- There was a bittersweet reunion today between two old friends on the Hawaiian island of Kauai today. Jackie (Jack) Paper came by to apologise to his childhood friend, Puff the Magic Dragon, and ask for his forgiveness. It was the firs...
David Cameron made an address today to the Ethical Society on his favourite wishy-washy topic - 'the society'.
'There are some people in our society - our broken society - who are quite frankly sick' he announced 'we have to deal with such people...
A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered a McDonalds Big Mac underneath her son's bed.
The burger was said to be 'still edible'.
Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told how she...
HOLLYWOOD - Piers Morgan is burning the candle at both ends as he hosts his nightly talk show Piers Morgan Tonight as well as appearing twice weekly as a judge on America's Got Talent.
And the arrogant Englishman is fast becoming one of the most h...
New York, New York-Wall Street Financier Lawrence Welsh has been indicted by a federal grand jury on allegations of outsider trading after an investigation into his stock trades revealed that he wasn't very well liked by anybody.
"He was your cla...
EL PASO - Lady Gaga was in the middle of her set on stage at The La Chupacabra Convention Center when the air conditioning system gave out and stopped working.
Convention center workers worked frantically to get the A/C back on and it was not long...