Funny story:  CAUSES. INC, a Revolution in business?

CAUSES. INC, a Revolution in business?

A new entrepreneurial business has just been launched by Cardinal De Germain in New York. Many metropolitan VIPs from business and entertainment including Donald Trump were present. It is a new type of consultancy firm explained its appointed CEO...
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Funny story:  Will And Kate Talk Baby Names

Will And Kate Talk Baby Names

London, England - The happy couple revealed they've already picked out names for their future offspring and can hardly wait to share it with the world. These two are conservative types, but they also are part of a new world and want their chi...
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Funny story:  Cruise, Travolta To Buy Roman Coliseum

Cruise, Travolta To Buy Roman Coliseum

Rome, Italy - Two of the biggest names in Hollywood are purchasing the famous Roman Coliseum. Tom Cruise and John Travolta stumbled across the building purely by accident while vacationing with their families. Cruise says, "At first, we didn't know what the heck it was. I just thought it was a big, rundown place. A fixer upper. It looks like a lot of the tear downs in Beverly Hills...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!

Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!

BEVERLY HILLS - In an amazing turn of events regarding one of the most prolific expousers of the paparazzi phenomenon that has come to be known as 'Upskirt' shots, or as they refer to it up in Oregon, 'Beaver' shots Britney Spears was photographed ex...
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Funny story:  Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...
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Funny story:  Doctors Attempt To Cure Surgically Remove Serious Inflection From President

Doctors Attempt To Cure Surgically Remove Serious Inflection From President

Barack Obama was rushed by ambulance to Walter Reed Medical Center this morning with what has been described as "a serious inflection of the throat." Medical doctors from Johns Hopkins and the Mayo Clinic have all been called in for a consultation t...
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Funny story:  Obama Movie Rentals Leaked

Obama Movie Rentals Leaked

Vienna, Austria - A deep insider at TwixFlix movie rentals has leaked the past three years of President and Michelle Obama's favorite flicks. President Obama apparently and allegedly rented movies under the code name "Mr. Kenya". His top...
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Funny story:  Newlyweds to consummate marriage in Princess Diana Fountain moonlight skinnydip

Newlyweds to consummate marriage in Princess Diana Fountain moonlight skinnydip

London - The pre-nuptial trip to 'lay some flowers' at Diana's Althorp burial mound raised some eyebrows earlier when the dishevelled couple eventually emerged from the Spencer island mausoleum. Tonight a Buckingham Palace tip-off reckoned the new...
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Funny story:  'Anonymous' £113m EuroMillions jackpot winner 'rumored to be Kate's father Michael Middleton'

'Anonymous' £113m EuroMillions jackpot winner 'rumored to be Kate's father Michael Middleton'

London - Secrecy shrouds the identity of last October's staggering EuroMillions jackpot ticket-holder who plumped for anonimity when trousering the dosh. But the rumor was all the rage inside Buckingham Palace's gilded walls this afternoon as gues...
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Funny story:  Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry

Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Windsor, nee Middleton, physically shuddered when it was suggested that now her big sister had landed a prince, she should go for a prince too, and snaffle Prince Harry. "Dirty Harry?" she was overheard replying. "I...
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Funny story:  New York Times To Limit All News Articles To Five Words

New York Times To Limit All News Articles To Five Words

New York City, NY - The NY Times has announced that from now on, their news articles will contain no more than five words. Editor Jimmy Choo says, "With texting and IM'ing and everybody so busy these days, we just don't think it's cost effect...
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Funny story:  Bullish Peslier to swoop home on Native Khan

Bullish Peslier to swoop home on Native Khan

Newmarket - 'Glue factory fodder' is how the French former champion jockey dismissed rival contenders in Saturday's 2,000 Guineas. Olivier Peslier, who rides Craven Stakes winner Native Khan in Newmarket's first classic of the season, is said to b...
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Funny story:  Media coverage of the Royal Wedding "adequate"

Media coverage of the Royal Wedding "adequate"

The television coverage of the Royal Wedding began five hours prior to the wedding, and continued for the rest of the day across just about every channel. Such was the scrabbling for angles that hadn't already been covered that the channels were s...
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Funny story:  Now Married, Prince William Leaves Behind Trail Of Broken Hearts

Now Married, Prince William Leaves Behind Trail Of Broken Hearts

With the royal nuptials a done deal, biographer Kitten Lee Kelly has compiled a "tell all" list of the women who have been loved and left by the dashing, very tall Prince. Here's a sneak peek of who they are! Drekka di Beckwith of Pukeingham Sissy Maplethorpe Gagwith BellaWhammy Luttonfield Buttlebumster Fecka Feckless Peckerface Pippi Longstockingswishingham Tippie TylerCa...
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Funny story:  The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent

The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent

Britain has today been declared a no-go area at the occasion of the Royal Wedding of William to Catherine Middleton. Thousands of tourists and native well wishers descended onto the Capital in order to nosey at the couple and distinguished guests and...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Now Wants To See A Copy Of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's Marriage License

Donald Trump Now Wants To See A Copy Of President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's Marriage License

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump who has suddenly become the GOP front runner for the 2012 presidential campaign is not content with having seen President Obama's birth certificate. The man known simply as "The Hairdo" now wants to see the president a...
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Funny story:  Swarms Of Flying Cockroaches Spoil Royal Wedding

Swarms Of Flying Cockroaches Spoil Royal Wedding

London, England-- Massive swarms of gigantic flying cockroaches are ruining the wedding day of Prince William and Kate Middleton. A brown cloud of hissing, Madagascar roaches descended on the wedding party soon after the ceremony began. All the gue...
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Funny story:  Lionel Messi Anagram Found!

Lionel Messi Anagram Found!

Barcelona's Lionel Messi scored two late goals as his team eventually wore down the resistance of fellow Spaniards Real Madrid in their Champions League semi-final first leg last night. Messi was the difference between the two sides in a bad-tempe...
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Funny story:  Search Engine Crashes After Royal Wedding

Search Engine Crashes After Royal Wedding

A popular search engine has crashed after millions of people worldwide entered search terms pertaining to the royal wedding. The internal records of the company were released today which has begged people to stop repeatedly entering the following phrases and/or words: " Princess Grace ripoff copycat wedding dress" "snippy + dry + + kiss" " Chelsy , Chelsy, Chelsy! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"...
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Funny story:  In the Light of the Moon

In the Light of the Moon

The following story actually a true story. The story is pretty accurate and has really no exagerations in it at all. Well, except for the moon being seen in the suburbs of Washington DC, that is. It began on an early spring's shimmering night Shortly after the witches, on their blue brooms took flight. There was Bill and Bat and me at the start, Playing cards and eating fried chicken a...
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Funny story:  Journalists  to defy super injunctions

Journalists to defy super injunctions

The recent spate of super injunction gagging orders are being defied, and several journalists have decided to ignore these bits of paper obtained from injunction-issuing Justice Sue Mai-Ass, who incidentally wears a very strange wig in court and exp...
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Funny story:  I Didn't Go

I Didn't Go

Although I am Spoof's new Royal Correspondent I didn't get around to going to the Wedding. I missed out on the TV as well. But I am now all in favour of these larks. The supermarket carpark was almost empty during the morning and in the store all the usual riff-raff were missing. There was also a noticeable absence of mad people. We raced around the store, had no waiting at the cash till and...
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Funny story:  Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks

Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks

London - "You shouldn't call them freaks," protocol watchers seethed with ire as little Grace Van Cutsem and Lady Louise Windsor performed in public today. Yet it's hard to find kind words to describe some of the inbreds at today's royal gravy tra...
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Funny story:  Huw Edwards Royal Wedding Commentary Hospitalises Thousands

Huw Edwards Royal Wedding Commentary Hospitalises Thousands

BBC commentator and Royal correspondent Huw Edwards was today blamed by NHS officials for a massive upsurge in hospital admissions with people suffering from severe cases of nausea, stomach cramps, and the screaming shits. Apparently, Huw's fawnin...
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Funny story:  New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub

New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub

London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course. But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...
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Funny story:  Royal Wedding Makes Impact on First Family; Michelle Orders Carriage!

Royal Wedding Makes Impact on First Family; Michelle Orders Carriage!

White house spokesman James Corny (sic) said Michelle Obama found the Royal Wedding so moving, so emotional, and so stirring, she has demanded the President order a carriage....and hats, lots of hats...and a uniform...with a sword! Speaking off...
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Funny story:  Pippa Middleton buttock falsies all the rage

Pippa Middleton buttock falsies all the rage

London - "At this stage we simply don't know if they're surgical implants," one ogler commented, "or polystyrene slip-ins, part of some designer thong. "Still, it's the only sartorial topic on most blokes' minds, like, watching Pip sashay up the A...
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Funny story:  Royal Wedding - Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Sent To McDonald's Drive Thru As Guests Scoff The Lot

Royal Wedding - Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Sent To McDonald's Drive Thru As Guests Scoff The Lot

Newsflash - Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson has just been sent from Buckingham Palace in the Royal landau to pick up a takeaway order from a drive-thru McDonald's in Neasden. Reports coming in, appear to suggest that the Royal Wedding guests have...
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Funny story:  Noddy Holder Criticises Prince William's Wedding Socks

Noddy Holder Criticises Prince William's Wedding Socks

Noddy Holder, former frontman with Bilston based international supergroup, Slade today reacted angrily at what he called Prince William's appalling choice of Royal Wedding hosiery. "Them was just plain black!" Noddy Holder fumed. "What a blinkin'...
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Funny story:  Talking tactics with Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer

Talking tactics with Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer

In another in our series, Gabby and Alan give their insightful nuggets on how the beautiful game should be played. Interviewer: "So then, what tactics would you employ in order to come off as winners?" Gabby: "When playing away from home, you have to keep it really tight at the back..It's suicide otherwise. Get your head on everything. Give the ball a slight tickle with your hand or foot,...
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Funny story:  After Court Ruling, NFL Decides to Lock Out the Fans Instead of the Players

After Court Ruling, NFL Decides to Lock Out the Fans Instead of the Players

After having some time to get over the smarting of losing a court battle to lockout all of the NFL players, the NFL owners have instead decided to lock out all of the NFL fans instead. "We are going to make sure that no fans show up for any NFL ga...
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Funny story:  Chicharito and Shakira Have Been Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Stay With Her and Prince Philip At Balmoral Castle

Chicharito and Shakira Have Been Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Stay With Her and Prince Philip At Balmoral Castle

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has stated that she is thrilled that all of the planning for the Royal Wedding is finally behind her. The queen who just turned 85, and her husband Prince Philip who will turn 90, on June 10 both decided that it would be a...
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Funny story:  American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

HOLLYWOOD - And suddenly there were cinco (5) singers left on American Idol as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest told the standing room only crowd at The American Idol Theater in Hollywood. This weeks Bottom Three saw Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk, Scotty "...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Hacking Scandal Latest

Wayne Rooney Hacking Scandal Latest

Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney has confirmed on social networking site Twitter, that he has been interviewed by police investigating the sensational News of the World phone-hacking scandal. It's believed that Rooney has elected...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

Donald Trump States That The Fact That He Forced President Obama To Reveal His Birth Certificate Means That He Should Be The Next President

DOVER, Delaware - Donald "Mr. Hairdo" Trump has claimed victory by saying that he has accomplished what Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Sarah Palin, and Chuck Norris couldn't and that is to get President Barack Obama to release his birth...
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Funny story:  After Watching Sultry Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Sexy Dance Routine On 'Dancing With The Stars' Hugh Hefner Confesses He Wants Her Back!

After Watching Sultry Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Sexy Dance Routine On 'Dancing With The Stars' Hugh Hefner Confesses He Wants Her Back!

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner who is a big fan of the reality show Dancing With The Stars recently revealed to his maid that watching his ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson's last sexy dance performance made him realize exactly how much he misses her. A...
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Funny story:  Royal Wedding Was Planned With Hitler In Mind

Royal Wedding Was Planned With Hitler In Mind

It's here! At last, after all the months of build-up and nervous excitement, the day of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his beautiful bride Kate Middleton has finally arrived, and not before time! Or, as some might say, one day before time...
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Funny story:  The Pebble with a red streak - Part II

The Pebble with a red streak - Part II

The boy had no choice but to descend the mountain and go home. In fact, he was a dead man walking. His soul was traumatized. He felt like a lost puppy. How could he ever talk, walk or mix with other boys? Naturally, the society, if learned about his being raped, would treat him like dirt. He knew his rapist would soon start blackmailing him, including repeated yielding or otherwise he would th...
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Funny story:  Most Benefit Claimants Fit To Work

Most Benefit Claimants Fit To Work

The Coalition Government has claimed that three quarters of people who claimed sickness benefit were fit to work. Ian Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, claimed that "anyone who is fit enough to make their way to the local job...
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Funny story:  BBC To Screen Baby's First Taste of Grapefruit

BBC To Screen Baby's First Taste of Grapefruit

A baby's first taste of grapefruit is to be screened by the BBC later on this year as part of a series about the life cycle of the human body. Scientists have advised that it is "important not to shy away from talking about unpleasant early human...
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Funny story:  Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Behind the scenes drama threatened the Royal Wedding today with the news that some guests' invitations were withdrawn at the last minute on the grounds that it would have been "inappropriate for them to attend". The Uruguayan Ambassador to the UK...
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Funny story:  Dyke Woman, Feminized Man to Replace Superman as New American Heroes

Dyke Woman, Feminized Man to Replace Superman as New American Heroes

Today, after Action Comics announced that Superman will no longer be an American Citizen, their rival, Dysfunctional Comics announced the creation of two new American superheroes which they believe will be much more beneficial to today's American soc...
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Funny story:  Rare Andy Warhol Painting Of Susan Boyle Found

Rare Andy Warhol Painting Of Susan Boyle Found

Philadelphia - An unnamed auction house in Pennsylvania says they have found a lithograph by Andy Warhol of Subo in a bank vault. The discovery has rocked the art and singing world. Art critics world wide have said it's utterly beside the point t...
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