Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people.
The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
A chair in a hotel in Luton has been dubbed the "Pregnancy Chair" has been moved into the honeymoon suite.
"It's a really special chair," said Russ Epshon, manager of Roman's Hotel in Luton. "For the past five years it's sat in the office. We've h...
Washington, D.C. - The Social Security Administration has just announced a new plan to pay recipients their monthly checks according to their astrological sign. While this may appear to be a highly unusual decision on the part of the SSA, the g...
The largest study of school aged children took place in the U.S. last month. Over 10 000 students were put through vigorous tests to determine the average weight of American students.
Common belief for years has thought that American youth were su...
God woke up one morning, well, it would have been a morning, had he invented them.
"Light!" he said, and so it was. "That's better. I can see where I am going now."
God wanted something different for breakfast on this, he cast around for a new word to describe everything with light in it. He wanted something different for breakfast on this day. That was the word he needed. But what to have?...
Paris, France-- President Nicholas Sarkozy of France has announced his country's total surrender to Libya. The sudden announcement caught everyone by surprise, especially President Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron. The two other leaders were...
It is difficult to believe, in this day and age, that women are not allowed to dress the way they wish when it comes to covering their heads and/or wearing a veil.
It is their choice for the most part, according to articles in the British newspapers.
It would be much more appreciated, by many folk, if the 'clothes police' banned the outfits that some girls and women wear which show far too m...
It was so refreshing to me to read, a few moments ago, an article written by Martin Amis.
I admit I hadn't known who he was/is until a few minutes ago. I did enjoy and agree with his column in an online newspaper.
He says the Queen doesn't listen. I can BELIEVE that because she has always appeared to me to be an extremely selfish woman.
Poor Prince William and Kate will now be under the...
The sense of relief at the Emirates was tangible when Robin van Persie scored from the spot on the stroke of full time after eight added minutes.
But that relief was short-lived as Liverpool forced a free kick on the edge of the Arsenal area secon...
Former movie star Nicolas Cage 's big public fight with his wife centered on his hairpiece, Police in New Orleans say.
Cage is free on bond after being arrested for domestic abuse, battery, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness. Police sou...
In the run-up to the royal wedding between Prince William and the peasant girl Kate Middleton, we have caught many glimpses of royal life. Not only have we learnt in excruciating detail the minute-by-minute plans for the wedding, but also what Kate w...
Denver Colorado - UPDATE 1
Google has announced that it is ready to test its cars on the new intersections, but wishes to do so without humans on board.
Government spokesman Mr. Phil Resastum of NAAATT (National American Automotive Association...
Tokyo Japan - The government of Japan announced today that they are going to formally forgive Godzilla for all his prior rampages, and are seeking his assistance in the aftermath of the series of earthquakes and giant tsunami that have devastated the...
I'm often contacted by patients who ask the strangest questions - some of them of a mediacl nature, some of them not - but I always endeavour to answer all of them impartially, and without prejudice, even when I know that one has been sent by a Paki.
Now though, as I near the end of my medical career, and I'm in need of extra funds to keep me going through my twilight years, I considered that s...
Published 2167 - LAYER-456 BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Aston Villa, a Premier League team, have won the cup for the first time in living memory.
"The game of football hasn't changed over the past 150 years," said the manager, Robert Casio Cord. "We thought...
London - A chilling Libra Full Moon and ominous Mars/Saturn clash mark the start of Samantha Cameron's fifth decade on Monday.
"It's a stark astrological dilemma, like," a Downing Street tarot consultant said today, "and it's gnawing away at Sam's...
A dramatic scene happened over the skies of Libya yesterday as eye witnesses observed a strange female figure dropping out of the sky with an open umbrella.
She, they claimed, floated downwards and hovered above Colonel Gadaffi's palace for a few...
A Special report from our roving Bear correspondent somewhere in the United States has reached our desk:
A Bear wearing its new jersey has been found high in an American Pine Tree. 'I just floated up here man' the happy Bear told me as I climbed up to have a word 'I saw this distant cousin of mine, Pooh Bear floating with a balloon taking him for a ride and I thought - I CAN DO THAT!'
Local...
Atlantic City, N.J. - Officials at FAATECH (a.k.a. NAFEC, a.k.a. Atlantic City Airport a.k.a The Rascal Lounge) have solved the somnolence issues with a rash stroke. Dr. Vonblight, public relations for the FAA, addressed a small group of reporters fr...
Bethesda Maryland - Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth.
As Dr. Guerivarewus has shown, pla...
More clues have surfaced in the case of a missing western Tennessee nursing student who was abducted from her home by a man wearing camouflage.
There's still no sign of the 20-year-old woman as authorities continue to look for suspects. The case i...
Hollywood - A new cooking show is getting ready to launch next month. Samantha Ivers will be the gal in front of the camera showing viewers what it really takes to make a meal.
Unlike the usual half-hour cooking shows, each episode of "Real Ti...
MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him.
But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life.
Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...
Famed juiced-up Philadelphia Phillies outfielder -- who is as bad at running his day-to-day life as he was hitting left-handed pitchers who sent the off-speed stuff toward the inside of the plate-- has been arrested on various Grand Theft and Grand T...
LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian says that she has a sneaky suspicion that the divorce rumors about her and husband, 6 foot 10 inch L.A. Laker, Lamar Odom, were started by some jealous bit*ch (sic) with the initials P.H.
When asked by iGossip's Taff...
In an effort to re-capitalize on the Harry Potter franchise, J.K. Rowling has announced she will rewrite all the series of books with slightly different titles and story-lines to appeal to older readers.
The first book will be called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Get Stoned. In this delightful tale, Harry goes to Hogwarts for the first time and unknowingly finds himself in the middle of a drug...
Hollywood and UK - Potty-mouthed "f" bomb slinging chef and star of reality T.V. show "Kitchen Nightmares" Gordon Ramsay broke down sobbing last night when his secret stash of "heat and eat" food was discovered in a grimy freezer he keeps in a ram...
LONDON - According to sources close to your subconscious, co-worker Alan Roberts hates you deep down.
The hatred, which is directly against you, for reasons unfathomable, has been boiling within the mind of Roberts ever since you got the promotion...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Geography Girl" Palin is reportedly very upset with a lot of members of her Tea Bag Party.
Palin, who has staunchly denied rumors that husband Todd is having an affair with his fishing guide, the stunningly sexy Nanicka Za...
The Male Equality Alliance League (MEAL) that boasts some very prominent figures including many politicians and has a list of over two million members has just published its Manifesto. To qualify for membership you have to be divorced and been out of a relationship for at least six months.
The aim of MEAL is to protect men in relationships from violent or destructive partners. Lance Sidebottom...