Funny story:  Kevin Jonas, Wife Danielle Separated?

Kevin Jonas, Wife Danielle Separated?

No one knows exactly what has happened but Danielle Jonas has apparently moved out of her and husband, Kevin's house and living at a hotel. This coming only about a year after their marriage. According to a story from a source who knows both of th...
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Funny story:  California Man Sues The State Of California For The Right To Marry His Penis

California Man Sues The State Of California For The Right To Marry His Penis

Peter Johnson of Seaside, California has filed a petition in California court for the right to have a wedding for him and his penis. "If gays win the right to marry then I'm next", stated the red-headed Johnson. "I'm due to talk to some people in...
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Funny story:  Coleen 'Devastated' By Fresh Cheating Scandal!

Coleen 'Devastated' By Fresh Cheating Scandal!

Just when Coleen Rooney thought her week couldn't get any worse, it seems baby Kai has taken after his dad in more ways than one! The tiny tot has aledgedly 'cheated' on poor Coleen, by calling his nanny 'mummy'. The soon to be not Mrs Rooney i...
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Funny story:  Obama's 'don't call it a package' stimulus plan

Obama's 'don't call it a package' stimulus plan

WASHINGTON, DC - Senior aide to President Obama, David Plouffe, warned Congressional Democrats to avoid the use of the word "package" when talking about stimulus "plans". He said that "package" can have negative connotations, especially if an Afri...
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Funny story:  Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College, serving the greater Hog Jaw, Arkansas area, has just named a dog as the school valedictorian. This is the first time the school has named an animal to the position since Buttercup the horse got special points...
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Funny story:  England Players Have Affairs ON the Pitch

England Players Have Affairs ON the Pitch

Publicity advisor Max Cash has always said that England fans are more interested in what England players do ON the pitch rather than what they do OFF it. This has been entirely misinterpreted by some of the team. During the half-time period of th...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012 qualifier upset as Scotland beat Lichtenstein

Euro 2012 qualifier upset as Scotland beat Lichtenstein

European football saw one of its biggest shock results tonight as the mighty footballing nation of Lichtenstein were humiliated at the hands of the minnows from Scotland. As expected the principality went ahead 1-0 early in the second half and wer...
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Funny story:  Manc Claims 'It's Not Us With The Speech Impediment -- It's The Scousers.'

Manc Claims 'It's Not Us With The Speech Impediment -- It's The Scousers.'

Mancunian newspaper vendor, Johnny Trousers, of Ardwick Green today categorically denied that Mancunians have a speech impediment, and the real problem in that department lies with Scousers. "We're all right mate, we are, us," Trousers said. "It's...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney 'slaps Coleen with Kai paternity test' shock horror!

Wayne Rooney 'slaps Coleen with Kai paternity test' shock horror!

Manchester - (Gonads): Now the boot's on the other bloody foot! England striker Wayne Rooney pegged down the missus a notch or two tonight with a prove-the-baby's-mine kinda kissogram. Four days of redtop finger wagging at his hooker shagging ex...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney invited to join government - which will henceforth be called the goal-ition

Wayne Rooney invited to join government - which will henceforth be called the goal-ition

Wayne Rooney's career may be taking an unexpected turn. Today David Cameron and his ventriloquist "dummy", Nick Clegg, offered him a role in the new coalition government. "It makes perfect sense to us" Said Cameron - as he repeatedly beat Nick Cle...
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Funny story:  Rooneygate: Has Wayne Rooney Been Texting a 5 Year Old Romanian Demanding a Spitroast?

Rooneygate: Has Wayne Rooney Been Texting a 5 Year Old Romanian Demanding a Spitroast?

It's the question on everyone's lips...has Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney been texting a 5 year old Romanian girl demanding a spitroast with her and an unnamed colleague? The answer is, of course, no, but once wild baseless rum...
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Funny story:  Mexico President holds News conference

Mexico President holds News conference

The president of Mexico held a news conference today to ask that the American people stop sending factories to Mexico. "We appreciate the gesture, but we do not need your factories. If the American people are having trouble with finding workers f...
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Funny story:  Yates of the Yard denies hanky-panky between the Met and the News of the World

Yates of the Yard denies hanky-panky between the Met and the News of the World

John Yates, Assistant Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, giving evidence before a select committee of MPS, denied that an improper relationship existed between his officers and the New of the World newspaper. The allegation was first made in Ra...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney's prostitute 'Juicy Jen' says "I am not a call-girl but a horizontal cheerleader"

Wayne Rooney's prostitute 'Juicy Jen' says "I am not a call-girl but a horizontal cheerleader"

£200 an hour hooker Jennifer Thompson, who disclosed that she had provided sexual favours to footballer Wayne Rooney in return for dollops of cash, denied she is a call-girl, insisting that she would call herself a "horizontal cheerleader". The 21...
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Funny story:  Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan?

Angela Jolie plays King Canute in Pakistan?

Charitable superstar and mother of half of Africa, Angela Jolie, has decided to extend her passion for the "muy pobres" of the world by travelling to flood stricken Pakistan. When asked what she would actually be doing there she replied: "I'm s...
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Funny story:  Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.

Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.

Noel Gallagher has paid a reported 25 million Euro for Slane Castle in Ireland's County Meath. Set in the middle of a 1,500 acre estate surrounded by stunningly beautiful valleys and woodlands on the banks of the River Boyne, Slane Castle lies on...
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Funny story:  Local Oklahoma Satanist Cult to Perform Reverse Exorcism

Local Oklahoma Satanist Cult to Perform Reverse Exorcism

A local Satanist Cult has booked the Oklahoma Civic Center for October 21st, the closest date to Halloween they could get, to perform what they call a reverse exorcism. The group, which calls itself "Satan and the Majestic Mayhems" claims that it is...
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Funny story:  Men Lose The Plot Earlier Than Women

Men Lose The Plot Earlier Than Women

Scientists have discovered that men are more likely than women to suffer the symptoms of Mild Cognitive Impairment or MCI, otherwise known as memory loss. Al Symer, the boffin behind the findings said "Our survey found that almost 14% of male part...
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Funny story:  Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

HARLINGEN, TX - Local 7-11 convenience store clerk, Oshira bin Habib has finally made peace with his life after nearly 19 years in his position. "I had hoped to make an impact on the world in a memorable way", Habib lamented. "I suppose I was just ne...
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Funny story:  Facebook 'Friendship' Based Solely on Mutual 'Like' of Beef Jerky

Facebook 'Friendship' Based Solely on Mutual 'Like' of Beef Jerky

HARLINGEN, TX - A local man has established a new Facebook friendship based entirely on the mutual like of Oberto brand Natural Style Peppered Beef Jerky sources discovered on Wednesday. A Facebook user for nearly 18 months, 39 year old area resid...
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Funny story:  Area Man Curses Jesus Nightlight

Area Man Curses Jesus Nightlight

HARLINGEN, TX - A nightlight designed to represent an image of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ caused Christopher Baker, area father of two to explode in a torrent of obscenities on Monday when he was unable to complete the simple task of changing i...
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Funny story:  Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

HARLINGEN, TX - Local long time Express Pizza delivery boy, Bradley Chapman will at long last achieve a dream that he has been anticipating since he was still a junior in high school. Today Chapman will officially be honored with the status as pizza...
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Funny story:  US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

In an outrageous celebration (or defamation) of the 9/11 attack a US extreme church has decided to burn the Koran outside it's front door. A huge bonfire is to be built with an Effigy of the "Almighty One" (not Bin Laden) perched on top and then h...
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Funny story:  DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

Bristol Palin bristles when she reads stories that claim she is being a diva on the set of Dancing with the Stars. In fact, she claims that nothing could be further from the truth. "I've watched my mother become a diva and if anything, I try so hard...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian On Justin Bieber: I Am Not Robbing The Cradle!

Kim Kardashian On Justin Bieber: I Am Not Robbing The Cradle!

Kim Kardashian has been catching it over her relationship with young boyfriend Justin Bieber lately, most of it from the tabloids, but she is fighting back. "If you are in love with someone, you can forget the age. We might not wait until he's 18...
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Funny story:  Was MI6 cryptography unit shadowing Andy Coulson's News of the World phone hackers?

Was MI6 cryptography unit shadowing Andy Coulson's News of the World phone hackers?

London - (Spy-Who-Bugged-Me News): The agency's dead cryptographer Gareth Williams was widely reported last week as having invented a surveillance gadget that could remotely hack into and download secure data from mobile phones and laptops. The te...
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Funny story:  Bob Crow To Be Knighted?

Bob Crow To Be Knighted?

Millions of Londoners, struggling to make their way to work in the teeth of the London Underground strike were left absolutely gobsmacked as rumours surfaced that RMT union supremo Bob Crow is to be knighted for his services to the people of London.
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Funny story:  Rooney invests in new Amsterdam 'Super Brothel'

Rooney invests in new Amsterdam 'Super Brothel'

As news continues to break of Wayne Rooney's interest in Manchester prostitutes in general and Jennifer (Juicy Jeni)Thompson in particular, we can exclusively reveal that Rooney is a major share-holder in a new 'Super Brothel' due to open soon in the...
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Funny story:  POW Camp Unearthed!!!

POW Camp Unearthed!!!

Stunned Irishman Finbar McNamara,39, was digging in his 40 acre garden-and uncovered a prisoner of war camp! Finbar,a local handyman of questionable parentage and intelligence, Much Hadham in Hertfordshire, nearly dropped his 1.5 litre bottle of Jame...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Named to US Ryder  Cup Team; Pakistani Bookies Make European Team 1001- 1 Underdogs!

Tiger Woods Named to US Ryder Cup Team; Pakistani Bookies Make European Team 1001- 1 Underdogs!

PGA officials are looking into the suspect naming of Tiger Woods to the US Ryder Cup team after unusual betting patterns emerged in Pakistan making the Tough European Team overwhelming UNDERDOGS. Woods, who hasn't played a decent match in his 5 C...
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Funny story:  Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

Tropical Storm Hermine Disappoints Cable News Networks

MIAMI - Forecasters say Tropical Storm Hermine (hur-MEEN') has crossed into Texas. Hermine rolled into Texas Tuesday morning with maximum sustained winds of 60 mph (95 km), disappointing all cable news networks (CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, CNBC) and cru...
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Funny story:  Blair and other ex-PMs 'must fund their own protection rackets'

Blair and other ex-PMs 'must fund their own protection rackets'

London - (Hawkeye News): Security funding for former Prime Monsters who make money from peddling their own rackets must be paid for privately a House of Commons select committee said today. Citing the example of Margaret Thatcher's own successful...
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Funny story:  President Obama Denies He's A Muslim, Shouting It From The Rooftops In Arabic!

President Obama Denies He's A Muslim, Shouting It From The Rooftops In Arabic!

President Obama said that he isn't worried about the rumors that he is Muslim according to a report in the tabloid article, "The Mosque At Ground Zero". However, the internet site "Snoops" says he was actually born a Muslim. "We have the copies of...
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Funny story:  Blair Beats the Strikers

Blair Beats the Strikers

Wayne Rooney experienced some competition today, before the Switzerland game, with strikers in London and Paris endangering his position as the No 1 Striker. In Paris, the French are objecting to the retirement age being raised to 62 - on hearing...
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Funny story:  Obama Throws Economy Under the Bus as Election Nears

Obama Throws Economy Under the Bus as Election Nears

WASHINGTON, DC - In a risky move, President Obama has decided to ignore the economy and focus on a more important issue: The 2010 midterm elections. The White House had promised a recovery summer, but unemployment rose to 9.6 percent last month, a...
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Funny story:  Prostitute Talks Exclusively About Rooney's Ball Control!

Prostitute Talks Exclusively About Rooney's Ball Control!

As Wayne Rooney's marriage falls down around his exceptionally large ears, a question must be answered. Did he show more ball control during his £1200 per night romps with a lady of the night, than he did in the World Cup? Well the answer, it seem...
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Funny story:  Coleen Rooney announces, 'I'll forgive my Wayne'.

Coleen Rooney announces, 'I'll forgive my Wayne'.

As Wayne Rooney prepares with his England team-mates ahead of this evening's Euro 2012 qualifier against Switzerland, he will no doubt be relieved to hear that wife Coleen has announced, that she is prepared to 'forgive and forget' her husband's rece...
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Funny story:  Fitting Monument: Al Gore $75M School Built on Toxic Soil...Across from Oil Well!

Fitting Monument: Al Gore $75M School Built on Toxic Soil...Across from Oil Well!

The word 'Irony' doesn't due justice for the opening of the new $75M school opening in Los Angeles next week built on toxic soil and named after Al Gore and Rachael Carson. The Carson-Gore Academy of science, to be home to just 675 students at an...
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Funny story:  Andy Coulson hacks into Wayne Rooney's phone - gets a big hard-on

Andy Coulson hacks into Wayne Rooney's phone - gets a big hard-on

Tory Party Director of Hacking allegedly (according to me) and one-time editor of the News of the World Andy Coulson admitted to a committee of MPs how he hacked into football Wayne Rooney's mobile phone, listened to his "love talk" with different wo...
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Funny story:  Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney  to Jennifer Thompson?

Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson?

In a startling outburst to assembled journalists and world media waiting at the Swiss airport where the England Team arrived ahead of their crucial match against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney snarled at reporters as he gave "me own version of events an t...
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Funny story:  Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

Google encourages surfers to touch their balls

It's true, I kid you not. It's all over the internet and it's the hot news being tweeted by the tweeple on tweet. Even celebs are in on the act. Celebrity brain box and quite interesting front man, Stephen Fry, has even been getting his tweets o...
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Funny story:  Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch

Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch

Manchester - (Theatre of Nuptial Dreams Mess): A naked, pre-lactating and heavily pregnant Colleen Ruini pitch etching has appeared on the club's famous Stretford Wives End. The 100ft diameter image depics Wayne Rooney's missus talking on a mobile...
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Funny story:  Insiders Say That Dead MI6 'Body In The Bath' Spook Gareth Williams Probably Died Of Natural Causes

Insiders Say That Dead MI6 'Body In The Bath' Spook Gareth Williams Probably Died Of Natural Causes

Insiders from London's intelligence gathering community today dropped the strongest hint yet that there was no foul play involved in the sad demise of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, 30. Initially, investigating officers treated the death as suspicious...
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Funny story:  Tube Strike "No Effect" Say IoW Businessmen

Tube Strike "No Effect" Say IoW Businessmen

Strikers hoping to bring chaos to the transport system have completely failed, say heads of Isle of Wight business. London Underground workers walked out in two waves at 5pm and 9pm on Monday in a row over job cuts. The strike is the first in a se...
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Funny story:  Rooney - So Dump Me! Do I Look Effin Bovvered?

Rooney - So Dump Me! Do I Look Effin Bovvered?

Friends close to Wayne Rooney this morning told an SSN reporter that Rooney was making a defiant stance over his 'shaky' marriage to Coleen. "He says if she wants him out of her life, then so be it. He's just not bovvered. His face didn't look a b...
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Funny story:  Facebook usage declines as London workers can't get to work

Facebook usage declines as London workers can't get to work

Millions of commuters across the British capital struggled to get to work on Tuesday, as a 24-hour strike by workers on London's underground rail system crippled much of the internet. Sales were down at online stores due to secretaries not being a...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Icon Scandal

Microsoft Icon Scandal

Microsoft has got itself embroiled in a bitter scandal over the icon for its media player. Icons are the small pictures used to indicate an action that can be performed and are prevalent across all aspects of computing; from the web to desktop ap...
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Funny story:  Peter Crouch & Abbey Revelations Rock England & Spurs

Peter Crouch & Abbey Revelations Rock England & Spurs

England and Spurs have been rocked by revelations about lanky striker Peter Crouch's relationship with Abbey Clancey. The shock follows hot on the heels of the Wayne Rooney hooker scandal and is likely to cause more upheaval in the England camp.
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Funny story:  To Thee, My Creep Inside the Library

To Thee, My Creep Inside the Library

I have been working on a piece of poetry of which I'm more proud than I usually am. It is of a subject about which I know as intimately as I know the feeling of jacquard silk against my chapel hat pegs: le perverti dans la bibliothèque, or what you might call "the creep in the library." My inspiration: Herman Blowhole. I have not been able to go to the library for months without Mr. Blowhole le...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded. But a source close to 2...
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Funny story:  Victoria Beckham gets drunk, bitch-slaps Eva Longoria outside London restaurant

Victoria Beckham gets drunk, bitch-slaps Eva Longoria outside London restaurant

Posh Spice enjoyed a boozy night out on Saturday with celebrity pals Eva Longoria (who plays Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives) and chef Gordon Ramsay. However, after coming out of London restaurant Maze, she got into a fight with Eva and bitch...
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Funny story:  University Challenge: A Game Of Two Halves.

University Challenge: A Game Of Two Halves.

This was an odd affair which seemed to run out of steam as one team's momentum ran down and their opponents failed to really get going. And there was no fun! The only laugh was offered by Hertford College, Oxford, skipper Eleanor (?) Royrvic (the 'o' should be one of those Scandinavian things with a slash through it) apparently surprised that she knew an answer. And Paxo managed not to get t...
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Funny story:  Missing link found in Switzerland

Missing link found in Switzerland

Archaeologists in Switzerland have found what appears to be the remains of the missing link in man's evolution. The skull has a disproportionately protruding lower jaw, a small cranium and the eye sockets appear unusually close together. It also appe...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About

Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About

Jennifer Thompson, the 'bit-on-the-side' in the Wayne Rooney scandal, has spoken publicly for the first time about her romps with the Manchester United and England star, and has said she doesn't know what all the fuss is about. Speaking in an inte...
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Funny story:  The Jersey Shores' Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has Been Paired With Dancing With The Star's Karina "The Bitch" Smirnoff

The Jersey Shores' Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Has Been Paired With Dancing With The Star's Karina "The Bitch" Smirnoff

HOLLYWOOD - One of the main stars of the reality show, The Jersey Shore Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has been paired with Karina Smirnoff on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. DWTS host Tom Bergeron said that when he found out he...
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Funny story:  Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan held a press conference today to tell the world he has had it with everyone talking about this or that would happen when Hell freezes over. "You people are asking for more than you bargained for, soon we will see if it all comes true." S...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

At first glance, footballer Wayne Rooney and golfer Tiger Woods may not seem to have that much in common, but their recent excursions into the dark and gloomy world of prostitution show that the old adage still rings true, and that two great minds do...
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Funny story:  Fire Guts Creation Museum

Fire Guts Creation Museum

HEBRON, Ky. - A five-alarm fire roared through the recently-opened 50,000-square-foot, privately-funded Creation Museum today, leaving in ruin a place designed to change minds and rebut the scientific point of view that life on Earth evolved. There w...
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Funny story:  John Travolta "DID NOT Have Contract Out On Son"

John Travolta "DID NOT Have Contract Out On Son"

A judge has ruled that Pulp Fiction star John Travolta did not have a contract-style execution carried out on his son who died after a seizure in the Bahamas in 2009. Prosecutor Neil Braithwaite said that, although the truth may never be known abo...
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Funny story:  UFO Returns to Earth, Story Blacked Out

UFO Returns to Earth, Story Blacked Out

Washington DC: A flying saucer landed unannounced on the National Mall today. After de-cloaking two occupants got out, put some coins in a parking meter and began walking towards the White House. The two neatly dressed persons, a man and a woman,...
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