Funny story:  Justin Bieber: Stop Calling Me Kim's Toy Boy!

Justin Bieber: Stop Calling Me Kim's Toy Boy!

After the sexy photo shoot with 29-year-old Kim Kardashian in a see-through outfit, everyone has been after Justin Bieber about his budding romance with Kim. "Ever since that shoot, which was for publicity only, I've heard even some of my fans cal...
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Funny story:  Conan O'Brien to contest Irish Presidential election.

Conan O'Brien to contest Irish Presidential election.

Irish American chat show host Conan O'Brien has announced his intention to run as a candidatate in the upcoming Irish Presidential election. O'Brien made the announcement on his popular Twitter page early this morning and according to close frien...
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Funny story:  The French

The French

Quelle the hell is going on with France? Why is it such a ponce? They were fine enough in 'Allo Allo' So I shall say zis only once. Get a grip you silly froggies and stopping acting like your better. You don't see England cycling round in a beret and stripy sweater. Avec your garlic and your froggy legs et votre escargot in butter, And your always so "je ne sais quoi" We Brit'...
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Funny story:  Blair Drops Trou on Letterman

Blair Drops Trou on Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair appears tonight on David Letterman's "The Late Show," where he admits for the first time his sex-ual affairs with both Margaret Thather and John Major. "It's true - I'm bi and flying high!"...
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Funny story:  Another Theory of Life by Norton Folgate

Another Theory of Life by Norton Folgate

Following on from our recent interview with Professor Norton Folgate where he revealed is theory of life, we received further correspondence from the Prof today which, whilst slightly confusing in itself, confused us as it appears to be another theory all together. To let you decide for yourself, we are printing the correspondence below, in full. "Two fat ladies, eighty-eight. So is there...
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Funny story:  Italian Golfing Greaseballs Thwarted At Ryder Cup

Italian Golfing Greaseballs Thwarted At Ryder Cup

The Italian Golfing Greaseballs, Edoardo and Francesco Molinari, after bragging that they would go undefeated in Ryder Cup competition, went down like spaghetti doused in olive oil in the final round of Ryder Cup competition. Edoardo, who was matc...
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Funny story:  Pick a spectator - new Commonwealth Games sport

Pick a spectator - new Commonwealth Games sport

The 2010 Indian Commonwealth Games Committee has added a final sporting event to this years games. Not content with the usual British sports the committee has decided to add a 'spot the spectator' element to each sport.This has been a decision made i...
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Funny story:  Break-a-leg Dutch expert De Jong has been banned from entering Holland!

Break-a-leg Dutch expert De Jong has been banned from entering Holland!

Nigel De Jong the controversial break-a-leg expert and Kung Fu copy-cat Eric fan has been refused entry into his home country and had his Dutch passport confiscated. The Dutch infamous politician, Mijnheer Geert Wilders (who at this moment is also...
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Funny story:  Bob Dylan Music Introduced To Youth By Indie Artists Gets All Screwed Up!

Bob Dylan Music Introduced To Youth By Indie Artists Gets All Screwed Up!

According to a news release, a new project aimed to introduce Bob Dylan's music to young people by having buzz-worthy indie artists cover one of his best-known albums in a digital-only format has been quickly withdrawn and destroyed. Apparently a...
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Funny story:  Chapter Six: E.Q. (and others) Starring in  "The inevitable art of Spoofing and other intellectual pastimes!"

Chapter Six: E.Q. (and others) Starring in "The inevitable art of Spoofing and other intellectual pastimes!"

EQ, relaxing on his favourite Chesterfield studded, chrome leather armchair, smoking a clay pipe shaped like a seahorse, acquired on his travels through darkest Dagenham from a gold toothed gipsy-like gentleman with a barrow and stiff leg, pondered. He gave a dashing image dressed in his purple quilted smoking jacket of finest Malaysian silk, King George silver buttons and stuffed with Manx Cat...
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Funny story:  George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo. The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to...
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Funny story:  November elections may be postponed or even cancelled

November elections may be postponed or even cancelled

Top Leaders from both the Democratic and Republican parties emerged from a top-secret caucus looking grim and refusing to answer any questions. But a confidential source has revealed that focus of the meeting was a plan to postpone or even cancel...
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Funny story:  Sheffield Wednesday Tax Evasion Latest

Sheffield Wednesday Tax Evasion Latest

The latest news on the £600,000-pound debt owed by League One club Sheffield Wednesday to the Her Majesty's Revenue (HMRC) is that there has been no change, and that everything is as it was last week when I originally reported it. Wednesday have b...
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Funny story:  Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

Baroness, "not wishy washy but bossy", alleges that 3 Labour MP's were elected because of electoral fraud. The Baroness, has not however, substantiated the allegations with real evidence. Strangely, she cancelled an appearance on Question Time, be...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Lags beg forgiveness as 40 Hour week announced for Prisoners

Liverpool Lags beg forgiveness as 40 Hour week announced for Prisoners

Walton Jail, Liverpool: New 40 Hour working week announced for prisoners having an alarming effect on the prisoners at Liverpools All Inclusive 4+ star Gaol. (GAOL, not GOAL, currently used sparingly at Liverpool FC) Secretary of State for INJusti...
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Funny story:  Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Need A 'Bloody Good Seeing To' And Kicking Off The X-Factor Says Local Man Who Supports The 'Reinstate Gamu Nhengu' Movement

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, even grumpier than usual following a visit to the dentist which he described as 'painful' today added his weight (or lack of) to the X-Factor corruption scandal, although he did fall short of challenging 5'3" sex Goddes...
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Funny story:  Travel and Tourism - The Dancing Tree Frogs of Littlehampton

Travel and Tourism - The Dancing Tree Frogs of Littlehampton

Should you be at a loose end one day, and looking for somewhere to take the kids, why not take a trip down to Frog-a-Rama. Littlehampton's most popular nature reserve. There you can pass an entertaining afternoon dressed in wet weather clothing pushing frogs out of trees with a long stick. This exciting pastime has been in operation for a few years now, but the story of how it came to be is a curi...
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Funny story:  X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...
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Funny story:  George Michael says 'Prison's just like Club Tropicana - Everyone should try it'

George Michael says 'Prison's just like Club Tropicana - Everyone should try it'

George Michael today urged all of his fans to break the law and go to prison because it's a fantastic experience that should not be limited to a privileged few. 'It's a bit like a holiday' said George, 'although you won't get much of a suntan as y...
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Funny story:  Hunt for Commonwealth Games Spectators

Hunt for Commonwealth Games Spectators

The absence of an audience for the Commonwealth Games at the Deli in India is proving more of a talking point to observers than the Games themselves. Observers have been counting numbers and awarding highest marks for the lowest number of spectato...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga to wear Meatloaf for Halloween, maybe even sing duet with him.

Lady Gaga to wear Meatloaf for Halloween, maybe even sing duet with him.

You have to laugh don't you? If not, you just go "BAT CRAP CRAZY" Well that's what my old uncle, Sarsaparilla McPrunejuice, used to say but then again, he was a few Mini-Kiev's short of a buffet table, if you catch my drift, not unlike Ms Gaga, who s...
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Funny story:  U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

The Department of Defense flatly denied any plans yesterday, to use U.S. armed drones in the targeting of washed up politicians and celebrities who continue to demand attention and spin in news cycle, when their day in the sun is clearly over. Emp...
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Funny story:  Nostalgia Recaptured: Hard of Hearing Aging Cynic Takes to the Road  in Last Hurrah!

Nostalgia Recaptured: Hard of Hearing Aging Cynic Takes to the Road in Last Hurrah!

What do you do when life starts to catch up with you? When you have trouble hearing the dialogue in award winning movies on TV...when after sitting too long your knees ache and when you move the creaking wakes the dog? What do you do when after reading all the latest news you think it can't get any worse....and then it does? What do you do when you start a round of golf with 4 pars and a...
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Funny story:  Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Nobel Winners Embarrassed: Can't Find Example Of Winning Material

Physics Nobel Prize Winners Andrei Geim and Konstantin Novoselov have lost the very thing that won them the accolade. Geim and Konstantin are the inventors of graphene - a flat sheet of carbon just one atom thick. It is extremely strong and is a g...
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Funny story:  Secret Palace mortgage frauds funding Wills and Kate nuptials

Secret Palace mortgage frauds funding Wills and Kate nuptials

London - (Prenup Mess): An audit of the Palace austerity budget has found millions of pounds raised via home loans on 'royal peculiars'. These shadowy religious edifices come under HM's direct control without the bothersome tedium of Parliamentar...
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Funny story:  Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah, widely believed to be the broadband connection to the afterlife, sneezed on live television, which led to a remarkable lot being sold on eBay. Whilst channelling Elvis for Living TV's Elvis Lives, broadcast on what would have been El...
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Funny story:  Man Tries To Fight Off Skunk, Shoots Self In Face

Man Tries To Fight Off Skunk, Shoots Self In Face

Florida resident Daniel McDaniels was attempting to deter a skunk at his friend's house over the weekend, when he accidentally shot himself in the face. Police said the 31-year-old was attempting to load his .22 caliber rifle after spotting the cr...
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Funny story:  Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

If a potential issue or threat emerges, people panic, and these days it is called terror hysteria. Once upon a time it would have been the reds under the beds but according to opinion polls and sources, the terror these days is a little less well...
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Funny story:  Glug! The Taxman's After Grandfather's Wine!

Glug! The Taxman's After Grandfather's Wine!

The taxman has warned exectors of wills to declare the value of wine cellars. HM Revenue & Customs says that wine stored as an investment must be recorded at the estimated sale price at the time of the owner's death. They claim that too man...
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Funny story:  Planet Earth To Sue Songstress

Planet Earth To Sue Songstress

Planet Earth is to sue singer-wongwriter Dido for using a photograph of it on the cover of her 2008 album Safe Trip Home. The news is a further shock for the popular popstrel after retired astronaut Bruce McCandless announced he was suing her for...
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Funny story:  Royal Navy to get Ann Widdecombe's g-string

Royal Navy to get Ann Widdecombe's g-string

After making a brief appearance on Strictly Come Dancing, Ann Widdecombe's g-string has been requisitioned by the Ministry of Defence and is being dispatched to the Royal Navy dockyards in Rosyth, Scotland. Prior to dispatch, the g-string is bein...
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Funny story:  CSI, Stargate, Fringe - Ratings Punch-Up On Cards

CSI, Stargate, Fringe - Ratings Punch-Up On Cards

TV insiders are gearing up for a new ratings war as Sky1 goes up against Channel 5 on Tuesday nights. C5's popular CSI:Miami and CSI:New York will tonight find themselves in direct competition with two sci-fi blockbusters - the second series of S...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

According to to one of the troubled starlet's party-pals, Lindsay Lohan has had her SCRAM bracelet altered and fit with an IV device for the purpose of keeping a flow of drugs going into her system at all times. Either drunk or high--or both-- Li...
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Funny story:  Prisoners to work forty hour weeks

Prisoners to work forty hour weeks

UK Prisoners are to be made to work for forty hours a week under new guidelines from the home office. "The devil is in the detail," said Ken Clarke. "Who will supervise them? What will they do?" A sneak peak at what is to come answers both of t...
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Funny story:  Radio 1 unearths funniest moment ever

Radio 1 unearths funniest moment ever

Radio 1 presenter Greg James yesterday hit new heights with his "Best bit of the radio from yesterday" feature when he unearthed a clip of someone using the words "six" and "inches" in close proximity to each other. James, clearly revelling in su...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight Workers Praised After Tube Strike Effort

Isle of Wight Workers Praised After Tube Strike Effort

Workers who struggled to work on the Isle of Wight yesterday despite the strike by London Underground staff were praised by a business chief. Colin Plastic, chairman of the island's Chamber of Commerce, said: "Our people are fantastic! "They ha...
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Funny story:  NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.
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Funny story:  England Rumpus As Montenegro Complain To FIFA Over Kevin Davies Selection

England Rumpus As Montenegro Complain To FIFA Over Kevin Davies Selection

England boss Fabio Capello is under investigation this morning, after world football's governing body FIFA asked him to explain his actions in calling-up uncapped Bolton Wanderers bull-in-a-china-shop striker Kevin Davies for his Euro 2012 squad to f...
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Funny story:  Norman Wisdom Death Prompts Albania State Of Emergency

Norman Wisdom Death Prompts Albania State Of Emergency

A state of emergency has been declared in Albania this morning after it was announced that the country's favourite adopted son, British comedian Sir Norman Wisdom, had died at the age of 95. Wisdom, real name, Norman Pitkin, passed away peacefully...
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