Brian Foreman, special friend of glitter singer Adam Lambert, threw a fit after finding Lambert in 'The Sack' together after Lambert called him to cancel their going to another restaurant together.
"We had both our bouncers ready with all the yell...
Apparently the cast of the Twilight movies have called a truce to all the joking and horsing around as they allowed reporters in this morning to announce that fact.
"Robert Pattinson does not have a house being built in the image of Vlad (Dracula)...
Nevada senatorial incumbent Harry Reid has decided to hold one last final debate, taking all questions, while standing next to an empty chair. In the final days of the 2010 Congressional Election Campaign with poll numbers close, his opponent, Sharro...
I don't really know what I'm doing right now.
Somebody just woke me up and asked me how I'm feeling.
Not great, to be totally honest. I mean, who would be, in my situation? I got meself roped into this pirate adventure, lured in there by the evil Captain Morse, and the notorious Pompey Lil.
It was tough.
We got sunk, I got fired out of the Nautilus by Captain Nemo and ended up with me...
London - (Big Bang Theory): Last Xmas Day his controversial penile dysfunction cure failed to light up underpants bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's y-fronts.
289 Northwest Airlines Flight 253 passengers were spared from a fatal splattering of Ab...
London - (Big Bang Theory 2): The National Poisons Unit DNA test's a shocker and leaves Prime Monster Cameron shitting bricks this weekend.
"Bloody Sordid Arabian relatives of yours, Dave," a breastfeeding Sam Cam moaned at lunchtime, "there'll be...
Robert Pattinson and other fellow party goers, have been arrested during a Hallowe'en Party which Pattinson had thrown for his fellow Breaking Dawn cast and crew, and haven been taken in for questioning . Pattinson, dressed as his long-lost relative...
Lovely Colleen Rooney and her hunky husband travelled down to B&Q in their personalised Range Rover last week, and after examining the discounted items for sale, they decided to buy a new washing up bowl.
"It was like a dream come true" shrill...
It does not mean the title of some sensational fictional story. It is true - the US President Mr. Barak Obama is to meet Osama Bin Laden when he visits Pakistan ! This is of course not any official meeting but it has been arranged by a beleaguered Pa...
Unconfirmed reports are coming in to the Skoob Entertainment News office, that Nigella Lawson, the TV chef with the big bazookas has been involved in an unfortunate kitchen mishap when her left nipple became scalded as she bent over a pan of hot chi...
A spokesman for the FBI, based in Quantico, Virginia, today told Skoob Entertainment News that Aiden Grimshaw, the pretty boy from Blackpool off the X-Factor has made the Bureau's Ten Most Wanted list, on the grounds that he shows every indication of...
Happy Harry Rednapp is just not his usual happy self today, as he and most Spurs fans seethe over Nani's controversial goal at Old Trafford on Saturday.
The rising young Portuguese star was reviled by critics following a declined penalty appeal wh...
Oh the times they are a changin'. 65 years ago Germany committed the Holocaust. Today Germany and Israel are best friends. Two boxers slug it out for 15 rounds, beating each other's heads and eyes into a bloody pulp. After the fight the boys hug in t...
In an outpouring of patriotic pride of historical proportions, now credited to the Cousin's Tea Party Movement, thousands of 'ordinary citizens' have founded and contributed to, a movement to re commission the HMS Warrior as a response to the latest...
PM David Cameron admitted in his autobiography: 'Up My Own Arse', that he regularly feasts on small furry animals, including hamsters, gerbils and even a newborn kitten. This revelation comes just days after Chancellor George Osbourne was revealed by...
London - (Prenup Mess): Prince Charles fears for his life after discovering Camilla's special dietary needs, a secret divorce arbitration panel has heard.
Clarence House CCTV footage shows Camilla shapeshifting her way into a Goliath Turdeater Sp...
Admitting that "I lied" about maintaining World Power Status, Coalition spokesman David Cameron said that recent defense cuts have made it 'all but impossible to guarantee the safety of the 2012 London Games."
The shocking state of Britain's defe...
According to 'sources', there is nothing James Hewitt likes more these days than to sit down on a Saturday evening and dribble at the television when Cheryl Cole is on. A close friend of Hewitt's revealed he has sent a number of emails to Cheryl's ma...
In what's being dubbed the "law of repulsion", millions of people who purchased best-selling author Rhonda Byrne's The Secret hoping to get rich by simply thinking about it, are now demanding refunds in the hope that they can use the money help pay b...
It is now a fact, Honduras is the most dangerous place on the planet to play soccer!
Teams turn up for their games with their boots, shirts, balls, etc, but never forget their revolvers, Kalasjnikovs and hand grenades.
Before the kit men pack t...
With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah.
Zaffar Ali Kha...
INorder to publise the addition of Rasputin to the Cabinet, David Cameron has agreed to a request by David Dimbleby to participate in question time in Siberia. The panel will include his good friend Boris Johnson, his not so good friend John Prescott plus special guest Secretary of State Hilary Clinton.
Qustion time was held in the picturesque town of Omsk, Dimbleby welcome the media and the l...
Michael Jackson is warming up, quite literally, for a massive comeback spooktacular and to perform his huge hit, Thriller, as it should be seen, with no make up required.
Stars, celebs and quite a few famous people are all clamouring for tickets t...
It is official (the Queen has not heard though). Rasputin the well known diladante and black magic artist will join the British Cabinet in the post of Borderland Czar. He will report directly to David Cameron, thereby eliminating any leaks going to...
Victoria Beckham, aka Posh, has missed out on a wild card entry in the Melbourne Cup.
Posh is due to accompany hubby David, when he goes downunder next month. He will play in an exhibition game between his club, LA Galaxy, and an Australian outfit...
After watching an awesome display of powerful, fast, dynamic and highly skillful rugby by the Wallabies and All Blacks last night, English rugby manager Boris Johnstone looked less than confident.
Johnstone, in fact, had taken on a deathly pallor...
President Obama went deep into the ranks to pick a relatively unknown as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff. Major Amos B. Hoople, known for his knack of expressing himself in non-traditional military ways; such as saying "Egad fap, cough, wheeze...
Even Heaven is on a budget. Wrought-iron pearly gates have been replaced by baby safety fences. The walls of precious gems have been substituted with hip hop iced out jewelry. And swarms of locusts have been reduced to by-stander status as Heaven a...
Mere moments before every paying Cablevision customer in Philadelphia, New York and New Jersey said "f--k you " and ordered Verizon Fios, Cablevision Systems Corp. and Fox Networks reached an agreement ending a two-week stalemate marked by both compa...
"Come along now!" Maj. Gen. Jaggedone shouted as his band of irregulars waded ashore gasping.
"We have much work to do to seek out and find the Great Somnambulist of Lancashire, we must not tarry in our quest."
Veterans Captain Morse and Private Birbee nodded gravely to each other in agreement and cried back in one voice.
"You can be sure that we will follow you Gen. Maj. Jaggedone as you...
Saying ' from now on just call me "Inc", $320K a week shagger Wayne Rooney announced his name change at a press conference at a local high end exotic car dealership where he was 'window shopping."
"Wayne Inc" has a certain ring to it,' said the sm...