Funny story:  Tape Of Elvis Singing 'Sgt. Pepper' Album Discovered

Tape Of Elvis Singing 'Sgt. Pepper' Album Discovered

Memphis, TN-- An incredible tape of The King of Rock and Roll singing all the songs on the 'Sgt. Pepper' album has been discovered at Graceland. The 8-track tape was discovered in the attic of the Presley mansion. Apparently Elvis recorded the tape...
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Funny story:  Rescued Chile Miner Won't Let Wife Leave Their Bed

Rescued Chile Miner Won't Let Wife Leave Their Bed

It appears that not only was Alberto Cabero glad to be pulled from the mine in Chile several days ago, he has been celebrating ever since...especially in bed. After Alberto and his wife, Beatriz, stayed for awhile and were photographed and were gi...
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Funny story:  Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

There has been a lot of rumours on the internet recently about Pattinson and Stewart planning a voodoo wedding or commitment ceremony. However according to a drunken Tom Sturridge, found slumped in a corner of a Louisiana bar recently, the rumours...
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Funny story:  Passenger jet piloted by chimpanzee

Passenger jet piloted by chimpanzee

Passengers on a budget airline were shocked to discover that a flight they took from Spain to Luton was temporarily piloted by a chimpanzee. The 23 year old chimp called Trevor was spotted by passengers sitting in the cockpit wearing a pilot's hat...
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Funny story:  Walking Everywhere

Walking Everywhere

Estelle Wingardner of San Francisco, California, stated in an interview with a correspondent from AARP recently, "I have to walk everywhere now. I needed that COLA raise last year and I sure as hell needed it this year. I can't afford the bus, trains...
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Funny story:  NFL Getting Serious

NFL Getting Serious

An emergency meeting of the National Football League officials, owners and players was called Sunday afternoon to address some of the issues facing the league. Helmet to helmet tackling, excessive celebrating, players running in to officials and cond...
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Funny story:  World Leaders Mourn The Death Of Kzabrekistan President

World Leaders Mourn The Death Of Kzabrekistan President

Yuri Klyzuski's sudden death this morning has caused a shock wave to go all around the world as leader after leader paid tribute to a man who pulled his country from poverty to one of the nicest places to live and visit in eastern Europe. Accordin...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Hints That She DID Flash Cars On I-65 Near Nashville

Miley Cyrus Hints That She DID Flash Cars On I-65 Near Nashville

Although she denied that it was she who was flashing her boobs at cars on I-65 a year ago, Miley Cyrus stated that the latest incident COULD have been her doing. Could have? "I don't want to have to return to Tennessee for any hearing", Miley...
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Funny story:  Charlie Crist Loses His Tan

Charlie Crist Loses His Tan

Voters are beside themselves, political pundits are at a loss for words and bronzed beach goers everywhere are expressing great concern over Florida Governor Charlie Crist reportedly new pale complexion. Crist known for his perpetual deep tan and...
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Funny story:  Patients' Anger At Being Forced To Have Swine Flu Vaccination

Patients' Anger At Being Forced To Have Swine Flu Vaccination

Patients have reacted angrily to the news that they may be forced to have swine flu vaccinations. The proposed programme will see everyone entitled to the flu vaccination being tied down and jabbed repeatedly with needles containing the H1N1 swine fl...
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Funny story:  Mosque on White House Grounds

Mosque on White House Grounds

Harry L. Reeltor, Superintendent of Federal Grounds in Washington, D.C., announced today that due to a misinterpretation of Section D., Page 4879, Paragraph, 3, permission had been granted to Rasheed Ahamed Reebama, to proceed with plans to construct...
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Funny story:  The Pre-Raphaelites And Italy - Ashmolean Museum. Review.

The Pre-Raphaelites And Italy - Ashmolean Museum. Review.

The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood was highly influenced by Italian art and literature. We sent our art historian Proserpine Gainsborough-Halfwit to run an eye over the current exhibition of Pre-Raphaelite art at Oxford's Ashmolean. "Review the Pre-Raphaelite thing at the Ashmolean," they said. "It finishes next month." "Of course - great. I love the Pre-Raphs." I said. "Where's the Ashmolean -...
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Funny story:  X Facrot fears grow for mental health of La Minogue

X Facrot fears grow for mental health of La Minogue

Following the Saturday night, singing fest and mega ego boasting X Factor, watched by 26 million viewers, it is reported that Danii Minogue had to take time to rest. She is reported to have been struck dumb by the constant Louis v Cheryl v Simon h...
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Funny story:  Noisy Neighbours Get The Blues As They're Gunned Down By Arsenal

Noisy Neighbours Get The Blues As They're Gunned Down By Arsenal

It was a proper blue day for the noisy neighbours at the City Of Manchester Stadium, Sunday. Pre match there were tributes paid to Malcolm Allison, who sadly passed away ten days ago, and was much respected, even among the rags from across town.
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Funny story:  Chicharito Double Strike Stuns Stoke City

Chicharito Double Strike Stuns Stoke City

Stoke City's Britannia Stadium certainly lived up to its billing as the Premier League's noisiest arena as the Manchester United roadshow swept into town. A pulsating encounter saw United take the lead courtesy of a spectacular back-header by Unit...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand and the Missing Million Pound Monkey

Russell Brand and the Missing Million Pound Monkey

Russell Brand is under suspicion of stealing a monkey, but not just any monkey. This monkey is a trained Jewel Thief and is believed to have previously belonged to Indian Street Gangster who prey on the wealth of European tourists. The monkey...
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Funny story:  "Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

"Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

Gap-teeth, ginger hair, freckles, thick eyebrows - they're all back on the catwalk and in the style mags as the beauty industry tires of perfection. American dentists report more girls having brackets inserted between their front teeth to creat th...
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Funny story:  Reid:  "Sharron, I Will MAN UP if You'll Quit STANDING UP-----to PEE!"

Reid: "Sharron, I Will MAN UP if You'll Quit STANDING UP-----to PEE!"

It was a contentious and ugly debate last night as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid finally responded to Sharron Angle and her continuing call for him to "Man Up." Reid, ordinarily mild mannered and polite, looked straight at Angle and said, "Sharon...
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Funny story:  Mosque Plans Approved

Mosque Plans Approved

Henry Balonski, Undersecretary of Real Estate in Washington, D.C. for the Obama administration announced today that approval has been granted to Asam Bin Aleear, to proceed with their plans to build a Mosque on the back lawn of the White House. Th...
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Funny story:  Paul Stretford Sends Roo Off to Helmut in New PR Campaign to "Kick a Tali for Old Trafford" in Knighthood Quest!

Paul Stretford Sends Roo Off to Helmut in New PR Campaign to "Kick a Tali for Old Trafford" in Knighthood Quest!

In yet another masterful PR stroke of genius, Wayne Rooney's Agent, Paul Stretford, claims Roo has forgone his $150k birthday bash, and is off to Helmut Province via Dubai 'to kick a Tali for Old Trafford' in an effort to quell a public outcry over...
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Funny story:  Employment Figures Rise on News of Elephant Pooper Scooper Hires

Employment Figures Rise on News of Elephant Pooper Scooper Hires

The Pachyderm Pooper Scoopers of America (PPSA) Local 443 in Freemont, California has reported a marked increase in the number of elephant pooper scoopers being hired across the country to clean up in the run up to the mid-term elections. Republicans...
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Funny story:  Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

It was an irate Justice Clarence Thomas that greeted the press in his Supreme Court chambers yesterday. He shouted out his first words,"I DID NOT have sex with that blow up doll!" He then showed the journalists a large box with a picture of an adult...
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Funny story:  Moon's 'treasure chest' includes silver and bits of alien

Moon's 'treasure chest' includes silver and bits of alien

Lunar soil is richer than previously thought, with traces of silver among the complex mix of elements found within one of the moon's craters, according to a new study. The lunar particles were kicked up when a NASA rocket slammed into the Moon ab...
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Funny story:  Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony. The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan reopens to visitor 'stampede' after blaze

Piers Morgan reopens to visitor 'stampede' after blaze

One of Britain's best-loved Piers, Morgan that is, has risen like a greasy phoenix from the ashes and re-opened to a "stampede" of visitors. Officials said over 52,000 people and even some celebs, like Cheryl Cole, visited the talk show host in t...
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Funny story:  Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

Revealed: Santa Claus is worth $900 Trillion Dollars

How is Santa Claus able to finance creating all the gifts for the good boys and girls? He has a fortune of $900 Trillion Dollars that he accumulated through secret gold mining projects and paying the workers less than they deserved for their work.
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Funny story:  Stuck to the Bottom

Stuck to the Bottom

It was a bad time all round. That was the conclusion of Penny Smythe as she looked at the Premier League table. 'West Ham still stuck to the bottom. I thought we'd get at least a point at home to Newcastle' she complained to Terry who was also down in the dumps. 'Here's my Dad going on about the cuts and I have to put up with my mother complaining about my dirty football things. Just when I...
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Funny story:  Obama Administration: Suicide NOT "too sporty" for Gays

Obama Administration: Suicide NOT "too sporty" for Gays

Barrack Obama has admitted they underestimated the problem of homosexual bullying among teens in America, saying "we thought actually committing suicide as a result would be a bit 'too sporty' for those kinda guys." The President made a televised...
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Funny story:  Also rans  rush to defend  Rooney's honor

Also rans rush to defend Rooney's honor

Amid the media frenzied blitz on the sensational allegations which have not been proven about Wayne and his love of sheep there is disquiet at Lancaster gate that the public have forgotten Wayne likes a bit of pork. The grunting sound when he is...
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Funny story:  Only Seventy-Seven Shopping Days until Armageddon -Tickets Still Available for Big Event.

Only Seventy-Seven Shopping Days until Armageddon -Tickets Still Available for Big Event.

The scene of the final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the world, has been tentatively scheduled to be held in the Los Angles Coliseum according to sources. An angel from Heaven, whose identity is bei...
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Funny story:  FIFA Deny Corruption Claims - "Of Course We Are!" says Blatter

FIFA Deny Corruption Claims - "Of Course We Are!" says Blatter

FIFA have angrily denied claims made by a British newspaper that they have found at least one person in the organisation who is not corruptible. Secret filming by The News of the Plebs alleges to show Dutch representative Hertz van Rental refusing...
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Funny story:  Rooney cancels birthday bash

Rooney cancels birthday bash

Somewhat surprisingly, Wayne Rooney has cancelled his much publicised 90 grand birthday bash at the last minute. A close friend of Rooney said, "After the week's events, it turned out that the only people who still wanted to come were the Men In B...
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Funny story:  Man with first bionic arms dies in car crash

Man with first bionic arms dies in car crash

The man who was fitted with the world's first mind-controlled prosthetic arms died today, when he lost control of his car, veered off the road and crashed into a tree. Mr Gideon Handlebar lost both his arms in an agricultural accident, but was abl...
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Funny story:  Economy Tanking but Politicians Campaigns Aren't Tanking

Economy Tanking but Politicians Campaigns Aren't Tanking

Washington D.C.--The United States economy might still being tanking, but politicians aren't feeling the pain. They are enjoy all the benefits of special interest money. "I haven't seen money spent like this since Paris Hilton had her father's cr...
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Funny story:  "Quit Bitching" Simon Tells X-Factor Louis "Let's Pick On Elton John Instead!"

"Quit Bitching" Simon Tells X-Factor Louis "Let's Pick On Elton John Instead!"

Amazing scenes on the live edition of X-Factor Saturday night as Simon Cowell's act, the girl band Belle Amie, looking ever so slightly orange, lined up to hear the judges' verdicts. Louis Walsh decided to take the opportunity to launch a broadsid...
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Funny story:  Jenn Sterger Asking for Brett Favre's Signing Bonus

Jenn Sterger Asking for Brett Favre's Signing Bonus

Minneapolis, MN--Brett Favre announced that the whole drama over his attempt to get the deal done with Jenn Sterger, because she agreed to hush money. "I decided to help Jenn Sterger find financial security and make sure she doesn't bring down my...
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Funny story:  Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Every now and then, Dan Polinsky pulled out the old photo wondering where his long lost daughter had gone. He would fondly reminisce of the one photo left of him cradling her aged 12 years old. He was too drunk then to remember the moment and too...
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Funny story:  X-Factor - Fears Grow Over Belle Amie Turning Orange

X-Factor - Fears Grow Over Belle Amie Turning Orange

Good news for Simon Cowell's X-Factor girl band Belle Amie as they turned in a reasonable rendition of the Pretenders' 'I'll Stand By You' on Saturday night's live X-Factor show. But as the needle described herein elsewhere between Simon and crack...
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Funny story:  X-Factor's Katie Waissel Names Satirist In Jungle Book Song  Romp

X-Factor's Katie Waissel Names Satirist In Jungle Book Song Romp

Katie Waissel off the X-Factor - until recently subjected to online hate campaigns and media vilification - emerged smiling on the X-Factor's 'Guilty Pleasures' show after she won the hearts of the nation with a retro jazz rendition of the song 'I Wa...
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Funny story:  Socarrgill berates the French - They don't know how to strike

Socarrgill berates the French - They don't know how to strike

Many years ago there was an illness called the English illness, the longbow disease, la bouef malaise and other variations. This English disease the french and other continentals believed was contagious and safe so long as the English channel remaine...
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Funny story:  Celine Dion Gives Birth to The Anti-Christ, and its Brother.

Celine Dion Gives Birth to The Anti-Christ, and its Brother.

The apocalypse is now one hideous step closer to kicking off 1000 years of Satanic rule, now that revolting pop warbler Celene Dion has given birth to the AntiChrist, and its brother, Keith. "The Archbishop of Wales has announced that Ms. Dion iss...
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