Funny story:  The Metropolis Phillies Undone an Incoming One to the San Francisco Giants Beat Night.

The Metropolis Phillies Undone an Incoming One to the San Francisco Giants Beat Night.

The Metropolis Phillies undone a incoming one to the San Francisco Giants beat night as Roy Halladay's arm was unsaved in the Metropolis break. The Phillies, despite beingness downbound a job, do breathe the favorites to win the 2010 NLCS and if net dark's dimension was any likable of indicator of things to happen, the Agent Association Call Nonparallel should be factual amusive this system. What...
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Funny story:  Neil Patrick Harris Gives Away Infant Twins After Two Days

Neil Patrick Harris Gives Away Infant Twins After Two Days

Hollywood, CA-- Gay TV star Neil Patrick Harris has already soured on the idea of fatherhood, and has put the baby twins up for adoption. Mr. Patrick says the babies 'kept him up all night' and 'their diapers smelled bad'. He got rid of the babies...
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Funny story:  Puting the backbone back into Britain

Puting the backbone back into Britain

The government's latest proposal to bring back conscription is being welcomed in most circles. Putting the backbone back into Britain will be the official government slogan for the campaign and the proposals are expected to become law during the curr...
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Funny story:  Vatican to finance luposuction of a molested altar boy

Vatican to finance luposuction of a molested altar boy

Only two days after Pope Benedict XVI in his annual message for World Food Day called upon the international community to stay united against hunger, the Holy See announced on Vatican Radio that they would finance liposuction of Timothy Burrows, a fo...
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Funny story:  Warren Beatty Still Upset That Daughter Had Sex Change

Warren Beatty Still Upset That Daughter Had Sex Change

Warren Beatty has been sounding more like Mel Gibson of late after his former daughter Kathryn has finally visited dear old dad as Stephen Beatty. "I didn't feel very welcome by my dad", stated Stephen to reporters including our own Tooter Day. "H...
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Funny story:  Angela Merkel blames Sarkozy gipsies for fouling up Arian pureblood

Angela Merkel blames Sarkozy gipsies for fouling up Arian pureblood

Berlin - (Eine Schweine Nacht Musik): Mad as a teapot Mrs Merkel has blamed undesirable foreigners fleeing from France's Roma purgings for sludging up the nation's sluices. The Christian Democrat Party CEO rubbished multiculturalism noting that th...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Is A Little Bit Pregnant?!

Miley Cyrus Is A Little Bit Pregnant?!

After being accused of being pregnant half a dozen times in the past, it may finally be true, as Miley Cyrus apparently told reporters at her house this morning. Since this reporter has been banned by the Cyrus family after our mistaken 'cannibal...
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Funny story:  Brett Farve Sent Dick Flicks to Christine O'Donnell

Brett Farve Sent Dick Flicks to Christine O'Donnell

In a tearful exclusive, football's elderly drama queen, Bret Farve, admits he even sent what Farve calls "Monkey Spanking" videos to anti-masturbation politician Christine O'Donnell. "It registered as an extra thrill for me to try get racy videos...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Smitten Head Over Heels With Her New Beau Bryan Willis

Taylor Swift Smitten Head Over Heels With Her New Beau Bryan Willis

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift was recently thumbing through a music magazine when a photo of a male model dressed as a male hula dancer caught her attention. She asked her manager to find out who the model was and she was told that his name is Bryan Wi...
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Funny story:  Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!

Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!

Carina, back to her normal self, tough and in charge, provided a moment of reason to the frenzied, hyperactive, collection of self styled Spoofers: "Hey, PEOPLE! Get a grip on yourselves here...now is the time to think clearly and come up with a well organized plan of escape, and a method to finally get to the bottom of this and bring The Oracle to Light!" "But how do we do that Carina,"said...
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Funny story:  CIA 'still screwing around with dissidents at an altitude of 30,000 feet'

CIA 'still screwing around with dissidents at an altitude of 30,000 feet'

Langley, Va - (Mile High Mess): Whoever named the Agency's HQ the President George Herbert Bush center for Intelligence (sic) was probably on something disgusting. That's the verdict this weekend as news breaks about new CIA snatch squads waterboa...
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Funny story:  Nude Redhead Picture Proves It Isn't Cheryl Cole, Or Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

Nude Redhead Picture Proves It Isn't Cheryl Cole, Or Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman

Skoob News office - teatime - As if to prove that sometimes strange things happen, here at Skoob News today, we received a mysterious parcel with some steak and kidney in it. We don't know why. An accompanying note informed us that the writer had...
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Funny story:  Chapter 13: #3 Returns

Chapter 13: #3 Returns

My mind went back to that fateful night when I had follow Carina…#3 into The Spoof inner sanctum. I'd been a fool to follow her, but what man wouldn't have done the same, indeed, everyone in this room, save maybe Charpa had done the same. Now this odyssey, or was it an oddity, had brought us to a writer named Skoob laying on the stage with his feet and hands in the air, running like….a gerbil.
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Funny story:  Laden Vs. Laden the bomb blasts and after..!

Laden Vs. Laden the bomb blasts and after..!

It is now open. The bomb blasts at the Al Lota scented underwears and lingerie factory in Armenia were not the handiwork of the Armenian rebels seeking freedom for their mountain top but the fallout of the tussle going on between three Ladens, each c...
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Funny story:  Colin Powell Accused of "Stiffing" his Slaves

Colin Powell Accused of "Stiffing" his Slaves

Former United States Secretary of State and four star army general, Colin Powell, was accused today of "stiffing" his slaves. Apparently, the illegal aliens that have been doing work on Colin Powell's house were not just illegal aliens, but, also, h...
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Funny story:  Local Man Waits for Murmurations

Local Man Waits for Murmurations

Local Man and Wannabe Entrepreneur, Seaton Carew, this weekend spent time waiting for murmurations in deepest rural Somerset, but unfortunately saw approximately only ten, which does not constitute a murmuration in anyone's book. The event, which can run from Autumn to Spring, has been showcased on the popular social networking website, Ewe-Tube, but no guarantees were made on numbers involved.
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Funny story:  Pope Names First Australian Saint

Pope Names First Australian Saint

Pope Benedict XVI has officially recognised Australia's first saint, Mary MacKillop, a Melbourne-born nun who worked with needy children more than a hundred years ago. Saint Sheila was canonised, not sodomised, with five others, including Brother...
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Funny story:  Blackpool v Manchester City - Fashion Faux Pas

Blackpool v Manchester City - Fashion Faux Pas

Blackpool v Manchester City, at least on paper, was an interesting concept, but a horrendous colour clash. Blackpool in tangerine, City in sky blue. One Sky HD viewer claimed he had to switch off because watching this horrendous colour contrast...
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Funny story:  Power lost in terrorist attack

Power lost in terrorist attack

Sturgeon Bay - The peace and quiet of this small tourist city was shattered this morning when a group of radical squirrels with ties to El Kayda launched a suicide attack against a power substation on the city's west side, plunging half the city int...
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Funny story:  Gay Man Unable To Wash Bit Of Brown Stuff From The End Of His Cock

Gay Man Unable To Wash Bit Of Brown Stuff From The End Of His Cock

A New Mexico homosexual was at the centre of local attention today when he called the emergency services number to request immediate assistance from medics when it became clear that he was unable to remove a small fragment of excrement from the end o...
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Funny story:  H.M.The Queen in extraordinary gesture

H.M.The Queen in extraordinary gesture

In an extraordinary show of solidarity, Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she is to renounce all her royal income and privileges in order to show that "we are all in it together" as the government prepares to trample all over her subjects in the...
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Funny story:  Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

In surprisingly reflective mood, under fire Liverpool boss, Roy Hodgson, still smarting from a 2-0 derby defeat to local rivals Everton at Goodison Park, lay the blame squarely on Steven Gerrard's haircut. "It was a distraction for the whole team,...
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Funny story:  Gay Man's Pubic Hair Found In Bath

Gay Man's Pubic Hair Found In Bath

A gay man was the main suspect is a crime that has gripped the quiet New Mexican town of Bendover, after a pubic hair was discovered snagged in the drain of a bath tub. "I never thought I'd live to see the day when a pubic hair would be discovered...
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Funny story:  Back to the Future: Harriers Junked, Refurbished Spitfire Squadrons Assigned to New Carriers!

Back to the Future: Harriers Junked, Refurbished Spitfire Squadrons Assigned to New Carriers!

In a financial and military defense accommodation arrived at after intense internal debate, the Coalition has announced it will go ahead with the construction of two new aircraft carriers, but that they will be stocked with WWII fighter planes to kee...
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Funny story:  Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

A gay man from New Mexico is in hot water with local parents after he visited a children's playground and allowed their children to play with his Toy Truck. Larry Sabu, 20, innocently approached the children and asked them if they wanted to see so...
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Funny story:  X - Factor judges at each others throats

X - Factor judges at each others throats

A UK national newspaper is reporting, today, that wee Louie Louie and the ex Mrs Cole, call me Tweedy again, are not talking to each other. It is reported that Louie, Louie hurled insults at Miss Tweedy and disrespected the now redhead and her fam...
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Funny story:  Soccer Shock As Scandal Reveals "This Ain't Cricket!"

Soccer Shock As Scandal Reveals "This Ain't Cricket!"

More scandal today surrounding world level sports as it was revealed that "anythings for sale" as long as enough money is involved, much to the chagrin of Fifa officials who are investigating reports that the 2018 World Cup Match Venue is available.
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Funny story:  Gay Man Gets 'Big Dick' Stuck in  Hole

Gay Man Gets 'Big Dick' Stuck in Hole

Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, was left red faced and shamed last night after admitting that he was responsible for allowing Richard 'Big Dick' Savage stuck in a hole he'd left uncovered in his garden. "I was digging a miniature fort in my garden and had...
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Funny story:  X-Factor - Mary Byrne Knocks The Socks Off 'Em

X-Factor - Mary Byrne Knocks The Socks Off 'Em

Former Tesco checkout girl from Dublin, Mary Byrne, struck a decisive blow for the older end on last night's X-Factor as she blew the judges, the studio audience, and TV viewers by the million away. Emerging on stage, looking slightly apprehensive...
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Funny story:  X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

Poor old John Lennon. The former Beatle, who would be seventy years old today had he not been shot dead in the entrance way of Manhattan's Dakota building by deranged fan Mark Chapman on December 8th 1980, was last night cruelly murdered all over aga...
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Funny story:  Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

Satanists claim that Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is a rip off!

A fanatical Satanist group have cast a "black demonic cloud" around the celebrations of John Lennon's 70th birthday. They claim that one of his and McCartney's songs was a devilish "rip off" and was stolen frome them by John. The song, "Lucy i...
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Funny story:  Wizard of Oz, Magic Pope creates Australia's first saint!

Wizard of Oz, Magic Pope creates Australia's first saint!

Pope Benedict XVI has canonised Australia's first native-born saint, Mary MacKillop, to the cheers of up to a million faithful and another million undecided, but who like a good spectacle all the same. They gathered at St Peter's Basilica, overloo...
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Funny story:  Incredible Plan to get Attilla the Hun into No 11!

Incredible Plan to get Attilla the Hun into No 11!

The News of the World made a sensational report today with secret cameras revealing Muggers in the City. At a secret location a NOW secret agent with a camera in her lapel filmed a well known City magnate claiming benefits for his children who are...
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Funny story:  Van de Sar drops his balls and Man Utd lose their "balls"!

Van de Sar drops his balls and Man Utd lose their "balls"!

The "losing balls" disease around Man Utd grows and grows as they go from one blunder to another all caused by the "Roonism Syndrome", an incurable sickness which is spreading like the plague! Everybody surrounded by Rooney has symptons and now th...
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Funny story:  Slander and defamation as South Carolina satirist's name dragged through the mud in CIA torture flights fiasco

Slander and defamation as South Carolina satirist's name dragged through the mud in CIA torture flights fiasco

Liverpool - (Balls-Up and Bigfootie Mess): A South Carolina comedy writer has been horribly impugned by a leading UK weekend redtop over use of his private jet. Investigative satirist Morse - whose Offside Developments Corp recently paid £300 mill...
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Funny story:  NHS to "Cure" Emos with Chemo

NHS to "Cure" Emos with Chemo

The NHS is to extend its use of chemotherapy beyond cancer patients, and to teenagers who listen to unrelentingly poor music and wear excessive amounts of black cosmetics. These so-called "Emos" have been classed as a health and safety risk by the...
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Funny story:  Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Chilean mine rocks start appearing on E-Bay.

Fresh from greeting the 33 rescued miners, Chile's President Sebastian Pinera arrived in the UK with gifts of rock for the Prime Minister and the Queen. In other news, Rocks from the Chilean mine have started appearing on E-Bay, the online auc...
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Funny story:  Newborn Taken From Republican Parents, Given To Gay Couple

Newborn Taken From Republican Parents, Given To Gay Couple

San Francisco, CA-- A newborn baby girl was literally ripped out of her parents arms and given over to a gay couple to raise early today. Family Services of California was concerned that the baby was in danger because her parents are both registered...
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Funny story:  Aircraft carrier fiasco takes a turn for the worse

Aircraft carrier fiasco takes a turn for the worse

Today, the government announced that construction of the Royal Navy's two new aircraft carriers is to go ahead. However, for the first two years of their service, they will have no aircraft, due to dire cuts in the defence budget and the axing of the...
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Funny story:  Prince Charles puts his foot in it again

Prince Charles puts his foot in it again

In a rare interview for this month's edition of Reader's Wives (incorporating Suburban Strumpets) magazine, Prince Charles took the opportunity to promote his green manifesto for living, 'Parody: Taking The Piss Out Of The Poor'. The Prince made an i...
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Funny story:  Grandma Organizes Massive Senior No Voter Turnout for 2010 Elections

Grandma Organizes Massive Senior No Voter Turnout for 2010 Elections

Gertrude McGillicuddy is 78 years old and she is fed up with the feds. The feisty grandma from Skokie, Illinois is in the process of organizing a campaign that, if successful, will have millions of her peers staying home on Election Day. Ironically,...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Barbara Billingsley, who taught women in the 1950's that they were abject failures unless they did all of their housework in a ball gown, pearl necklace and apron as the mom on Leave It to Beaver, died Saturday. She was 316. The Only Funny Scene of...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Wants to Replace U.S. Constitution with PRO-stitution

Barack Obama Wants to Replace U.S. Constitution with PRO-stitution

President Barack Obama today announced a new initiative to replace the United States Constitution, now in place for some 225 years, with a new type of document, which he referred to as a PRO-stitution. This news sent most news reporters off looking f...
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Funny story:  Rescued Miners to Compete on Chilean DWTS

Rescued Miners to Compete on Chilean DWTS

SANTIAGO, CHILE - ABC Sud America has announced its intention to produce a Chilean version of the world-wide hit franchise, "Dancing With The Stars," entitled "Baile Con Las Estrellas De Las Mineras Cobre." Before production can begin, the miner...
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Funny story:  National Socialism Returns To Germany

National Socialism Returns To Germany

In the clearest message yet delivered to immigrants by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, she told them: "Get out of my country, you fickene schwarzes!" In a speech in Potsdam, Mrs Merkel also commented that: "Attempts to build a multicultural...
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Funny story:  Doctor Claims Yo-Yo Spoof Writing May be Detrimental

Doctor Claims Yo-Yo Spoof Writing May be Detrimental

A Cambridge internist has just published a paper in the England Journal of Medicine and Literature which links yo-yo spoof writing to a number of maladies that may ultimately lead to loss of the sixth sense, or, as he puts it "a loss of sense of humo...
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Funny story:  Jobless Americans Prefer Wealth

Jobless Americans Prefer Wealth

CHICAGO - Results were released today from a University of Chicago think-tank poll showing that most unemployed Americans would prefer to be wealthy and have health insurance than live in a cardboard refrigerator box near train tracks. The ground-...
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Funny story:  Berwick at war with Russia

Berwick at war with Russia

BERWICK UPON TWEED - It was discovered today that the town of Berwick upon Tweed is technically still at war with Russia. In 1853 Queen Victoria declared war on Russia and signed the document Victoria Queen of Great Britain, Ireland and Berwick up...
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